Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SuperMtta;1718001]I did maybe 6 months ago. It was just a tease for me. Not worth it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT and saving the board some $$!

Tried peony on 71st per good review here recently. Not for me. Massage was terrible. Could hear the receptionist (asian male) talking on the phone. Very different massage but not pleasurable and not fun. Eventually got HJ, but not HE (a first). Very rough. Total language barrier. Didn't seem to understand "stop" or "not so hard" or "slower". I frankly wouldn't want this babes finger anywhere near my ass.

Wish I had gone to Relax or Sunrise. Assume V Squared is closed.

I finally got 1 of my regular girls to start giving me extras at a semi legit place. I got an offer for 4 hand massage from 1 of the other girls but I turned it down so I could make sure I got my happy ending. But it got me curious what is it like to have a 4 hand massage anyone have any info?

Had a quick HH session on the northside while it was sunny out. New girl was very cute, but very new. Good massage. No HE. I left without the usual tip and she pratically begged for it. Will try again as I have had good experiences before.

[QUOTE=I Love HJs;1722475]I finally got 1 of my regular girls to start giving me extras at a semi legit place. I got an offer for 4 hand massage from 1 of the other girls but I turned it down so I could make sure I got my happy ending. But it got me curious what is it like to have a 4 hand massage anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]I was told that a place offered 4 hand massage and when I visited the place they offered it and I accepted.

For the massage it was some what distracting at first but was able to enjoy the session. For the ending is was not going to go beyond the usual ending but one girl worked things while the other continued to massage me. Then they switched. They finished with a girl on each side of me.

I enjoyed the session but not enough to seek it again. I barely knew one of the girls and did not know they other. Maybe if I knew them both a little better I would have enjoyed the session even more.

BTW this did not happen in your area.

[QUOTE=I Love HJs;1722475]I finally got 1 of my regular girls to start giving me extras at a semi legit place. I got an offer for 4 hand massage from 1 of the other girls but I turned it down so I could make sure I got my happy ending. But it got me curious what is it like to have a 4 hand massage anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]Had a four hand at a Korean FS AMP several years ago near Cincinnati before they all got closed down. I knew one of the girls well and had only met the other one that night. To say it was awesome would be an understatement, but that was because it was FS. The massage part was OK but the girls squabbled a little over who got to masssage what. I don't think that it would be as good at a Chinese AMP with the standard ending. Probably not worth the cost.

[QUOTE=I Love HJs;1722475]I finally got 1 of my regular girls to start giving me extras at a semi legit place. I got an offer for 4 hand massage from 1 of the other girls but I turned it down so I could make sure I got my happy ending. But it got me curious what is it like to have a 4 hand massage anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]I've had a few 4 hands, and if done properly it can be about the most relaxing thing you can experience. The price is well worth it for me, and usually by the end I could care less about a HE or not. I take the 4 hand option whenever possible. Caveat to that is it must be a place that I know the 4 hand will be worth the cost. I will usually fall asleep during a great 4 hand massage.

[QUOTE=WheresMary;1722088]Tried peony on 71st per good review here recently. Not for me. Massage was terrible. Could hear the receptionist (asian male) talking on the phone. Very different massage but not pleasurable and not fun. Eventually got HJ, but not HE (a first). Very rough. Total language barrier. Didn't seem to understand "stop" or "not so hard" or "slower". I frankly wouldn't want this babes finger anywhere near my ass.[/QUOTE]/facepalm. Damn dude. Why not just give the providers name while you're at it? I guess providing too much information isn't a concern of yours? You gave out all the other information. Should have just completely gone full retard.

I'm not one to call out a senior member, but you stepped over the limit on this in my opinion. It's posts like this that get every place we all used to enjoy on the NE side of town closed. Just because you had an experience that you didn't enjoy doesn't mean you can just flame them.

[QUOTE=FqIdiot;1723588]I've had a few 4 hands, and if done properly it can be about the most relaxing thing you can experience. The price is well worth it for me, and usually by the end I could care less about a HE or not. I take the 4 hand option whenever possible. Caveat to that is it must be a place that I know the 4 hand will be worth the cost. I will usually fall asleep during a great 4 hand massage.[/QUOTE]I've never partaken myself, but I've heard good things about the legit 4-hand massages done by couples in the area. They seem to be pretty popular.

Anyone try the new place in Carmel called royal? Pm me please

[QUOTE=FqIdiot; 1723594]/facepalm. Damn dude. Why not just give the providers name while you're at it? I guess providing too much information isn't a concern of yours? You gave out all the other information. Should have just completely gone full retard.

I'm not one to call out a senior member, but you stepped over the limit on this in my opinion. It's posts like this that get every place we all used to enjoy on the NE side of town closed. Just because you had an experience that you didn't enjoy doesn't mean you can just flame them.[/QUOTE]I read my review. Then read a dozen or so other reviews. I think you are a FqIdiot. I also read your recent posts. They are mostly comments or critiques of other reviews and there is pretty much no useful information. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

[QUOTE=WheresMary;1724336]I read my review. Then read a dozen or so other reviews. I think you are a FqIdiot. I also read your recent posts. They are mostly comments or critiques of other reviews and there is pretty much no useful information. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]I tend to think that I provide helpful information. At least that's what I try to do. I have gotten frustrated lately with a lack of care in some peoples posts. You tend to give out a lot of information. To each his own I guess, but I'll call people out on it if it's fitting.

My reputation with other seniors that I share information with via PM is something I'm comfortable with. I tend to utilize PM's for information exchange rather than post reviews for places that others have already posted reviews on recently. I'm not into pushing my post number as high as it will go as there's not point.

My biggest concern is the second a good place opens up on the NE side, information is sometimes plastered by people like you saying the name, location, etc. There used to be some level of care in protecting these places. Stereo shop, PC, flower shop. Places people mentioned that you had to put some research into and it didn't give LE any specific information they could utilize. General information is great. I left happy, or very thorough massage. Saying "I went to *NAME* and got a HJ" is giving them a lot of information in my opinion. I'm not foolish enough to think that LE doesn't already know of these places. Hell, their ads on BP and other places are enough to raise eyebrows. Asian masseuses tend to mean one thing. Added services at the end. But giving specific details like this when the girls tend to be very careful about providing these services (if they do) only helps the bad guys.

Call me an idiot. Hell, I've been called MUCH worse. All I'm concerned with is making sure we protect these places, even if we had a bad experience there (as it sounds like you did). For some, they may be into what you didn't like. And as a senior member, you could just as easily said "Went to a place on the NE side" explained the issues you had, and said "Seniors can PM me for more details". But whatever. I guess I'm the idiot. I'm ok with that.

[QUOTE=I Love HJs;1722475]I finally got 1 of my regular girls to start giving me extras at a semi legit place. I got an offer for 4 hand massage from 1 of the other girls but I turned it down so I could make sure I got my happy ending. But it got me curious what is it like to have a 4 hand massage anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]It depends. Done well, they are extremely relaxing and rewarding experiences. I recommend that you focus on the "done well" qualifier. I've had four hand massages that were heaven and some that were hell. Too often, they are simply expensive back rubs. I suggest trying each of the therapists separately first. If you like them individually, the probability that you will like them together increases significantly.

Another couple of points for thought. It really depends on the therapists and what they mean by "four hands" and "massage." When I go to the extra expense of a four hand massage, I want to be the focus of the therapists' efforts. Some people like to go for the show. I strongly recommend that you find out how the therapists involved approach the service. Often the therapists themselves will provide enough of a description during their pitch for four hands to allow you to make a good guess which type of experience they will be providing. There are also good reviews and PM exchanges that are helpful here and on other sites.

Simply put, shop sensibly and safely.

Z

Visited Satisfied Spa, same location next to barbershop. Greeted by Lisa, very attractive Asian woman. Opted for the 45 min massage for .60 and was offered a table shower. The table shower was very relaxing and she made sure all areas were cleaned. After, the table shower, I couldn't stop shivering so I think I'll wait to get a table shower again when it gets warmer.

Received a very good massage, but did not get any light touching or teasing before the flip. After the flip, she massaged my chest then legs. I left happy and will go back as soon as I can but will ask for light touching next time.

[QUOTE=FqIdiot; 1723594]/facepalm. Damn dude. Why not just give the providers name while you're at it? I guess providing too much information isn't a concern of yours? You gave out all the other information. Should have just completely gone full retard.

I'm not one to call out a senior member, but you stepped over the limit on this in my opinion. It's posts like this that get every place we all used to enjoy on the NE side of town closed. Just because you had an experience that you didn't enjoy doesn't mean you can just flame them.[/QUOTE]Personally, I appreciate an actual report once in a while. Especially if it saves me from taking a risk, on a bad time, that wasted my time, wasted my cash, and interfered with me making more during that time. I say thank you to the OP.

Besides, if the place sucks, as has been reported to me multiple times, I don't care if they do get shut down. I'm tired of disappointing service, and hate having to guard and protect places that suck, just because of the shortage of better options around here. Again, thanks to those who let others know about bad service paid for.

Side note / question for others- I gather there are SOME fellow hobbiests who are in a position to actually know some facts. Are there verified cases where heresay information from sources like this has successfully been used to prosecute an AMP? What lines needed to be crossed? And please, don't tell me that this information "raised suspicion" or "put them on the radar" or such BS. Their own adds, and just the fact they are an AMP took care of that long before any reviews. Why did we go there to try it out in the first place?

I say, unless intelligent people offer convincing info to the contrary, reviews about places that offer disappointing service are valuable, at least far more so than the negative impact they can have. I appreciate them.

Let your flames begin.

Cleanfun4