Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1416247]I'm not being critical of the dissemination (no pun intended) of this kind of information.

I just can't wait for the police report of some farang head over heels in love with an AMP girl, stinking drunk, doing the whole Cusack movie from the 80's thing with the radio over his head at 4 in the morning screaming VIctoria, I love you.

I just hope I'm still living in Baltimore when that happens.

Bench[/QUOTE]What a fanciful over reaction! What is the difference what house your would be crazy would stand outside of 1404 or 1406? Furthermore there are twentyfour hours in a day so why pick 4:00 AM instead of the twelve hours they are open.

Lastly all of our code words or jargon may make some feel they are a part of an underworld or exclusive subculture but only half wits are fooled by it. Do you want to communicate by PMs only?

I mean there is a whole on what abbreviations mean too boot, so give me and yourself a break and come back to earth Bench.

BTW "Farang" is Thai for a foreigner so any of us would not be a "farang" in the states but a Thai or the AMPs would be.

Ok.

I really meant that I wasn't being critical, and it was just a funny thought about drunk people in Baltimore going a little bonkers, that's all.

I thought farang meant something else, thanks for the definition.

Bench.

[QUOTE=Satya; 1416255]What a fanciful over reaction! What is the difference what house your would be crazy would stand outside of 1404 or 1406? Furthermore there are twentyfour hours in a day so why pick 4:00 AM instead of the twelve hours they are open.

Lastly all of our code words or jargon may make some feel they are a part of an underworld or exclusive subculture but only half wits are fooled by it. Do you want to communicate by PMs only?

I mean there is a whole on what abbreviations mean too boot, so give me and yourself a break and come back to earth Bench.

BTW "Farang" is Thai for a foreigner so any of us would not be a "farang" in the states but a Thai or the AMPs would be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Satya; 1416255]What a fanciful over reaction! What is the difference what house your would be crazy would stand outside of 1404 or 1406? Furthermore there are twentyfour hours in a day so why pick 4:00 AM instead of the twelve hours they are open.

Lastly all of our code words or jargon may make some feel they are a part of an underworld or exclusive subculture but only half wits are fooled by it. Do you want to communicate by PMs only?

I mean there is a whole on what abbreviations mean too boot, so give me and yourself a break and come back to earth Bench.

BTW "Farang" is Thai for a foreigner so any of us would not be a "farang" in the states but a Thai or the AMPs would be.[/QUOTE]Satya, I really think you missed the humor that Bench was trying to make. I mean, who in this era doesn't remember John Kusak standing outside the window professing his undying love by holding the boombox over his head while playing "Your Eyes". Put this together with last weeks great video of the drunk in the back of the cop car singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" and you have humor. The time of night was probably used to capture some poor schmuck closing a bar and missing last call at the MP, but still determined to get serviced. The reference to Farang was probably meant to apply to the drunk in the eyes of our Asian Angels.

Methinks, you take this shit to seriously, not every response to a post is a slam. Lighten up and enjoy a little good matured back and forth. Humor is all around us, you just need to relax and let it happen. You'll probably feel better with less stress.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1416277]not every response to a post is a slam. Lighten up and enjoy a little good matured back and forth.

GTR[/QUOTE]I spend a lot of time bitching. He's not completely out of line. I could lighten up a bit too, but then I'd be accused of having sold my login on ebay.

Nice to see someone gets my twisted sense of humor though.


Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1416279]I spend a lot of time bitching. He's not completely out of line. I could lighten up a bit too, but then I'd be accused of having sold my login on ebay.

Nice to see someone gets my twisted sense of humor though.

Bench[/QUOTE]I really missed that one, sorry.

When I was 16 or 17 and very drunk I was involved in a similar situation making a fool of myself outside a neighborhood girls house but it was more like 10:30.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1416277]Satya, I really think you missed the humor that Bench was trying to make. I mean, who in this era doesn't remember John Kusak standing outside the window professing his undying love by holding the boombox over his head while playing "Your Eyes".

GTR[/QUOTE.

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKIKNYUP6Vc]I remember that scene.[/url]

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You know I like this lighter side of the board. Really, so much more happy and friendly. LOL.

But Dam if I can recall the dam part of the movie, I'm going to have to rent the thing. Or go on demand. But it does sound like what one would do baked drunk and in love "lust fools" here on the board. No doubt another silly newbie, LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

Hi everyone. I've been gone but I"m back. Things have changes for the good better job.

Just thought I"the post a "hello" to everyone, looking forward to posting many a report.

Seems DC scene is DEAD. So. Here's a toast to new frontiers, new adventures.

Cabbie!

I have one more question for the members about Vita Revive. And I do thank those that PM'd me some preliminary info about this place.

I see that they charge $ for the hour, but I was wondering about the tip.

I realize like a lot of the places, YMMV. Fell free to PM what I could possible expect to spend. Knowingly it is going to be more than an AMP.

I arrived at Ivy in GB close to opening time so I thought the average-looking woman that answered the door in street clothes hadn't had time to change yet. I was wrong. They street clothes remained on the entire time. That plus the Korean bible sitting near the couch led me to believe that I wasn't going to get much. I was right. Still, I paid. 7 for and hour because I'm stupid. She left the room. When she came back, my naked carcass wasn't on the table yet. She let out a gasp and backed out of the room. I don't think the gasp was because she thought I was hung like a horse or anything. She came back again and immediately draped me. The drape stayed on throughout the massage. I asked for medium. She asked where I work and had I been there before. I said retired and no. The strokes were nice but the jabbing me with her thumbs part just hurt. After an hour she stopped. I asked about an HE. She seemed surprised and asked me twice why I wanted one. I told her it was fun. She then questioned me about my marital status. Eventually she did a half-hearted HE. I know probably shouldn't have said that I had never been there before but I gave that answer at other places and it didn't get in the way of an HE which was all I was looking for. I won't be back.

The place was fairly clean but looks like they put it together on a very low budget. Also, their two rooms are just one room with a curtain down the middle.

Let me state that I have visited this spot a few times before months back without posting any reports. I wanted to give it another shot since they have been open for about 6 months or more now. Rang the bell and got a thin young sweet girl Nancy. Never had her before so I opted for the half (.5) , she left while I went to getting ready. The room was a good temp and a decent size. Table was new but in had linen sheets underneath a tissue paper cover like some strange doctors office. She comes back in and begins with the light touch stuff on the back and chatting me up. Standard stuff, about 5 minutes in she gets a good feel for my intentions and feels safe so she tosses the towel aside. Takes her time and continues with the back / ass / leg work. We get to talking about the area and she is asking about rent prices and the like for apartments. She tells me to hold on and runs out of the room and back in real quick.

So after a few more minutes of massage comes the flip. We had been chatting pretty good to that point which is not usually my style. She must have liked the info be / see she went right to work on a CBJ without discussing any tip. She worked it pretty good and it didn't take long to bring the fireworks. Nice hot towel cleaning and overall attentiveness. She had a light touch and such soft skin and hands. She seemed like a really nice girl who I recommend visiting if your in the area.

Getting dressed and she is whispering to me that she wants to open her own spot nearby and wanted my info for her list. I gave her a fake number because I didn't want to offend her and I enjoyed the session but I wasn't interested in providing anything other than info to her. If she does venture out on her own I might see her occasionally but I don't hit the same spots all the time. Anyways. 5hhr +.7tip = $.20 total Enjoy fellas

[QUOTE=Motley; 1418816]I arrived at Ivy in GB close to opening time so I thought the average-looking woman that answered the door in street clothes hadn't had time to change yet. I was wrong. They street clothes remained on the entire time. That plus the Korean bible sitting near the couch led me to believe that I wasn't going to get much. I was right. Still, I paid. 7 for and hour because I'm stupid. She left the room. When she came back, my naked carcass wasn't on the table yet. She let out a gasp and backed out of the room. I don't think the gasp was because she thought I was hung like a horse or anything. She came back again and immediately draped me. The drape stayed on throughout the massage. I asked for medium. She asked where I work and had I been there before. I said retired and no. The strokes were nice but the jabbing me with her thumbs part just hurt. After an hour she stopped. I asked about an HE. She seemed surprised and asked me twice why I wanted one. I told her it was fun. She then questioned me about my marital status. Eventually she did a half-hearted HE. I know probably shouldn't have said that I had never been there before but I gave that answer at other places and it didn't get in the way of an HE which was all I was looking for. I won't be back.

The place was fairly clean but looks like they put it together on a very low budget. Also, their two rooms are just one room with a curtain down the middle.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I live in Brooklyn and you probably saved me. 7, thanks again.

So, I have a new friend that would *love* to know if any of our mp's provide services to women as well.

Now I guess the real kicker is how much is it going to be for me to watch?



Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock;1419507]So, I have a new friend that would *love* to know if any of our mp's provide services to women as well.[/QUOTE]No first hand knowledge, but a long time ago (might have been back in the Krylon Underground / Decadent city days) there was a lady on the board that was a hobbiest. She reported the AMPs were a complete no-go for her; frequently refusing even massage service once they realized she was looking for more.

Of course the good news and bad news about this subculture, is things change all the time.

Can anyone tell me if any of the MP in the area have Thai girls? I'm visiting from Thailand and want to sample the wares here. PM me with the info including where it is located and any other relevant info I should know. Thanks guys.