Massage Parlor Reports

Also, this BS game is a survival tactic on their part.

They have to pay the police boosters to stay tight with them.

Many officers are mongers, some are members of this board.

The unfortunate reality is that when orders come from city hall they (the police) will react negatively.

I seriously don't think that anything we say on this board affects AMP open / closed status.

AMPs that offer no services get shut down all the time.

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes;1101944]You'll see those on a lot of these places. It's simply there for show; to ward away the would be stick up kids. It's like when you see people with F. O. P stickers on their cars. Somehow, in there minds they think it gives others the impression they're down with L. E.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mollusk Man;1101001]I called today and mamasun said theyd be open Monday with new therapists. Give it a shot then?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. Looks like other reports have said "stay tuned". Was in the area a while back and was curious. Not normally over there, but good to know it's not totally gone.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1100621]That is her way of saying "I want your ass out of here quickly." I usually respond with something like "Hard on my back but medium on my hamstrings." That is my way of saying "I want my. 7 massage before the $ extras are considered." Over the years I've learned that presenting the tip too early often leads to a very short massage. Seldom do they come back to the massage after the main event.[/QUOTE]I said the exact same thing on another board. I forgot where just now. Check my history if interested. It was not long ago. As many times as I have been to an AMP I still do not know always when it is best to tip. Different schools of thought on that. Take care all.

[QUOTE=Mollusk Man;1101001]I called today and mamasun said theyd be open Monday with new therapists. Give it a shot then?[/QUOTE]I tried to go today, and at ten-fifteen in the frickin' morning there were THREE cars parked in the back.

So I crossed town, parked on R. I. Ave. Near Conn. And took the little elevator up four floors. I met Linda, a buxom lass who was very sweet. Crazy fun TS, and a delightful session. Oh, on the way out she gave me a Christmas gift, a little Christmas bag with a pair of Polo socklets inside. Rio used to do that too, back when.

I will try again soon for the Shell station.

Went to mist for the 1st time all the way to the 4th floor. Mamasan picked jay. She has a good personality. Great service and no rush. So far the best service I ever got compare to the AMP gals in philly. Spend for about 55 minutes there.

I will be in town in come Feb and looking forward to it. Been to GHS twice and liked it. I was set back. 6 with a non-solicited. 2 tip. Would I be under compensating at the same rate? (TS & CBJ)

I see there's a lot of talk about the Mist; Is GHS still open or still good?

As to "A john" post in November. Cops aren't dumb dude, If I can figure out the slang, they can too. It was relayed to me by a reliable and knowledgeable source, off duty LE visit also. They can care less what goes on; they have better things to do.

Well, I look forward to the trip.

Since it's the holidays I have to share!

Just got out of MIST and here is my report:

Forget the four flights of stairs and take the elevator at Sky or even better. Go out to Alexandria to Peach on Backlick.

Mist today (my first time) : I should have walked out! Older lady (name can't even say but sounded like tishee) about 5'6" 38D took me into room and told me to undress, said she'd be back in a min. Took her about 15 (heard TS going so she must have had another customer). Finally got back took me through very rushed TS. Nothing special. Took me back to room and told me to lay down. Said she needed to go out again but be right back. Took her another 10-15 and gave me a very fast rub down. Told me to flip after like 5 min and I said I was not ready but she said no worries. Will take good care of me and so I let her go. Very quick HJ and then out the door. Said she needed more lotion. 10-15 min later she come back, rubbed a little lotion on my back, slapped my ass and said she needed to get a hot wash cloth. Yep folks. If you did not catch the pattern yet you will now. Back in about 10 with hot cloth proceeded to wipe me down and then left AGAIN! I got dressed, took back some of my tip money that was already left out, and proceeded to leave. Told her had to go to work. As I was leaving I did see other girls eating in the front room so not sure why she had to work two customers at once. Gave. 8 at the door and left. 4 (usually tip at least. 8 to 1. 0).

Sky: Always better than Jasmine which I stopped going to many times ago. Every time I go there is a different girl but they all are satisfactory. I'm never going to Mist again. Why walk up all those stairs. I often go right after work and never had to wait.

Peach on Backlick is my new fav especially on weekends. 6 to. 7 for the hour and the girls never look down at a. 4 or. 6 tip depending on what you want. So for 1/3rd less than DT you get a wonderful table shower, you lie on a professional massage table with proper cut outs and all the girls are CMT's and really no what they are doing. I often do construction on weekends so it is a real treat to have someone who actually is educated about massage. They walk on your back, pull your fingers and toes, pull a few other things too! The girls all speak perfect English too so you can have a conversation about your expectations. Hot towel and even after a happy ending, they do not watch clock, tell you to relax. Plenty of time. What more do you like? Unlike Mist where you dress yourself, and Sky where they "help" you a little. They fully dress you here.

Anyway Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

PS. Anyone try the Russian's out in Bethesda lately?

Every time I go to Sky I feel like I get real value.
The last time I went my provider rubbed me down with lotion, which felt awesome.

The table shower is nice and the sauna is clean and professional.
The rooms are big and clean.
The location is also nice and peaceful, as opposed to being up a huge stairwell.

The difference is that Sky is actually a real spa.
From my point of view they are #1 in D. C.

The only downside is that the providers are not the absolute youngest in the region, which I know is very important to many on this board.

[QUOTE=Redtush69; 1110474]Since it's the holidays I have to share!

Sky: Always better than Jasmine which I stopped going to many times ago. Every time I go there is a different girl but they all are satisfactory. I'm never going to Mist again. Why walk up all those stairs. I often go right after work and never had to wait.

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[QUOTE=Redtush69; 1110474]Peach on Backlick is my new fav especially on weekends. 6 to. 7 for the hour and the girls never look down at a. 4 or. 6 tip depending on what you want.

PS. Anyone try the Russian's out in Bethesda lately? [/QUOTE]Peach is only standard NOVA finish right? So how can you compare MIST to Peach?

Stopped by this morning to get out of the cold for a while. When I asked my provider what her name was, I thought I heard her say "Voo Doo." I asked her again and she repeated,"Voo Doo." I'm sure I really understood her clearly. Anyway,"Voo Doo" is a rather tall K-girl with a beautiful face and a nice ass but not much of a rack. Table shower and massage was adequate with a standard DC finish after the flip. All-in-all, the experience was mediocre so I'm not sure if I will return.

I was a little skeptical, because this AMP has been very unstable for several years.
It reopened for a few weeks, then abruptly closed again.

Now it has reopened yet again under new management (and yes they are answering phones).

Please take the time to try them out. I have not been yet, but will be going soon.
It is important to let them know that there is a market for them. Dupont circle is once again
becoming one of the best AMP locations in the country. It is up to all of us to keep it that way.

Competition makes the whole system work better.

[QUOTE=Nice 499;1112352]Stopped by this morning to get out of the cold for a while. When I asked my provider what her name was, I thought I heard her say "Voo Doo." I asked her again and she repeated,"Voo Doo." I'm sure I really understood her clearly. Anyway,"Voo Doo" is a rather tall K-girl with a beautiful face and a nice ass but not much of a rack. Table shower and massage was adequate with a standard DC finish after the flip. All-in-all, the experience was mediocre so I'm not sure if I will return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nice 499;1112352]Stopped by this morning to get out of the cold for a while. When I asked my provider what her name was, I thought I heard her say "Voo Doo." I asked her again and she repeated,"Voo Doo." I'm sure I really understood her clearly. Anyway,"Voo Doo" is a rather tall K-girl with a beautiful face and a nice ass but not much of a rack. Table shower and massage was adequate with a standard DC finish after the flip. All-in-all, the experience was mediocre so I'm not sure if I will return.[/QUOTE]Ok, I'm assuming I went to the wrong place. Called Jasmine Therapy on M street? If it is the wrong place, please PM me with the correct address. Jasmine is definitely not somewhere I would repeat.

The place on that street which used to be really great is a couple doors down from Jasmine at 1829. The second floor was great and the third floor was a hags den. I have not been there in a long time so things may have changed but Jasmine never was much good if I remember right.

JJ.

[QUOTE=Brutal One;1114376]Ok, I'm assuming I went to the wrong place. Called Jasmine Therapy on M street? If it is the wrong place, please PM me with the correct address. Jasmine is definitely not somewhere I would repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1096465]This lead me to a thought, I wish we would all come out like the gay community has.

I want to scream out loud "I love AMPs and I'm proud!".

Maybe at that point we can get the respect that hobbyists get in other parts of the world.

Regardless the options are looking sweet in DC these days, Smile or not.

Most of the DC spots are pretty crowded. I waited in the hall with a homeless dude for someone to open the door to Smile (he was reasonably helpful trying to use the ringer on the door).

[/QUOTE]Lmao, this is what I cam talking about.

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes; 1097030]$$ for full service? Wow, do they wash your car and cook you a meal to go along with it, LOL!

[/QUOTE]This should be my sig.