Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nothumbs; 1412590]I've been to a few of the more-mentioned AMPs in the Baltimore-metro area, but wanted thoughts about the showers at some of these places.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the table shower. It seems like I slip around a lot and the water's cold when I lay down. I prefer the stand-up type like Kyoto has. A lot of places don't even have a shower, or have one only for an hour massage time. So:

1. Which type do you prefer and why?

2. Which other places have the stand-up scrub down?[/QUOTE]I never had the table shower yet but I would say the stand up shower just because I do not think they clean those things enough to make me satisfied. I know that when I have the stand up shower, I bring my own bath sponge because they also tend to reuse the one they have for each person. Just buy a couple of them and keep them in the trunk of the car.

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000;1413667]Any information on "Relax" in Columbia? Looks TGTBT.[/QUOTE]If you like excruciatingly ugly females, then you're in luck. I've heard the line up changes but I'm done with that place. To have attendants that horrific looking is an insult to the customers' intelligence.

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000; 1414635]I didn't read below because these reports are always the same. I was moving quickly and just asked a question without reading, first time I have done that. I also didn't know that the place was called Pink until I did read below. Ease up there you old pervert. Its a simple mistake, no need to get your panties bunched up. Ever make a mistake? WIth all those posts you have a lot of time on your hands that I don't.

I believe that my 75 posts I have provided meaningful information. I am not one of those with a bunch of posts that tells new folks to "TOFTT and report back". I have also PM'd many people on this board with meaningfull information. I am not too concerned about your comments. I have a life beyond here.[/QUOTE]So your excuse is that you find no value in searching the forum because the reports are always the same? Then it would follow by that logic there is no purpose in senior members telling any new member to RTFF then. However we all know that is not the case. As a senior member myself I check every time I come to the board and read back all the post that have been thoughtfully posted by the members here, becuase as you just learned yourself, you never know when someone is going to post something NEW that you did not know.

Honestly, since the moto of this board and all others on this hobby is RTFF, there is no excuse for a senior status member to NOT RTFF before asking a question.

Not trying to flame you, just saying any lumps you took for that silly ass question are well deserved.

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000]Ease up there you old pervert.[/QUOTE]I've never heard that from a guy before. :D

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With the disintegration of most of the DC locations, I have gone farther afield. I paid my second visit to Kyoto in the late afternoon. I had a very complete therapy session with. I can't remember her name. She was probably in her early 40s and what I would call medium build. Very fit, but her waist was definitely not waif-like. I do remember she had a small dimple on her right cheek (face cheek!) and that she was wearing a grey off-shoulder sweat shirt and little skirt. Interestingly, she asked if I had brought my raincoat, which was a "first" for me. I said "No" and finally convinced her to find one of hers for me.

Upon leaving, it was a bit of a visibility issue with all of the other businesses on the same floor. There were lots of soccer moms coming & going picking up kids from the day care or martial arts places (don't remember the specific types of businesses). Late afternoon was definitely the wrong time to be there. Does anyone know if Kyoto has a back door leading directly outside?

Seniors can PM me for details.

Be safe. Max

Anyone know the present line up at JHH? Always nice to know who's up in advance; I'll give a good report afterwards.

Thanks guys,

HD

To me that whole York Road, Joppa Road area is just filled with the best AMP's in terms of no hassles and negotiation, because you know there is a full menu and if you want to take part just bring cash. There is none of the back and forth crap about "don't say a word" or " I will get in trouble" or "we don't do that here" drama. The chicks are not as attractive as ML IMHO however they are passable. Saw San San at VS she gave me a kiss as soon as I gave her the house fee of. 6 so right there I knew it would be a very attentive session. A nice TS followed then a decent massage then CG, mish and some serious DFK, which is something I do not do but felt great. Left happy will add to my rotation.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

Have wanted to try out the new JHH house for a while. The new place is a lot cleaner and homier than the old place which was pretty filthy (real turn off) but they don't have a shower room at the new place, just a little bathroom, and since my lady declined to join me for a back scrub (shower too small) I didn't bother. That's a bummer because I usually love getting warmed up in the shower. Four girls in the lineup today, can't remember all the names except that Anna was there, all of them were cute in their own way. Chose a new girl and was duly pleased, only a decent back rub but wonderful personality, body and specials. Sorry I don't remember the name but I've never been disappointed by any of my friends at JHH and as long as you treat them like gold they usually return the favor. Have been trying a few new places trying to find some variety but nothing like the old reliable spots. VS, after going down hill for a while has bounced back in fine fashion also, BTW.

Happy hunting,

HD

The current lineup is Victoria, Anna, Angela, Lulu and another one or two that I didn't get the names of. Victoria is leaving in a couple days, but Anna should be here for another 4-6 weeks.

Lilly told me on my last visit, that there would be a table shower in the summer.

GTR

[QUOTE=PurePressure;1415402]The current lineup is Victoria, Anna, Angela, Lulu and another one or two that I didn't get the names of. Victoria is leaving in a couple days, but Anna should be here for another 4-6 weeks.[/QUOTE]I think the 5th was Bonnie. At least she was there a few days ago. I chose Anna and got the best massage I've ever received there. She really worked on my back to the point that I could hear her breathing a little heavy. The older I get the more important the actual massage gets to me. Anna has the face of an Angel treat her well. Full hour was received.

While at the old house I would always look forward to seeing the entire lineup when leaving. It was like clock work when you get there you'd be met by one therapist and all was quiet and then when you left, there they all were. Anyway, I was hoping to finally get a glimpse of Victoria when leaving, but all of the girls were out of sight. I think they were busy.

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1415511]I think the 5th was Bonnie. At least she was there a few days ago. I chose Anna and got the best massage I've ever received there. She really worked on my back to the point that I could hear her breathing a little heavy. The older I get the more important the actual massage gets to me. Anna has the face of an Angel treat her well. Full hour was received.

While at the old house I would always look forward to seeing the entire lineup when leaving. It was like clock work when you get there you'd be met by one therapist and all was quiet and then when you left, there they all were. Anyway, I was hoping to finally get a glimpse of Victoria when leaving, but all of the girls were out of sight. I think they were busy.[/QUOTE]The girls live in the house next door.

Friday night I went by this place after failed visit to a asian lady few blocks on the road at some aparthotel place.

Anyways I called JHH and found Apple after asking for lineup. Apple was the youngest girl on the place and very cute.

She says that she is there for few weeks only as she is going back to China for several months.

She started with a nice and relaxing massage, at the end she started with to massage the stiff muscle and she told me that it was very hard but she will take care of it. After few minutes of treatment I felt much better. I will definitely be back for more of her magical treatment before she leaves.

All I can say I like this girl and I wish I can go there every day.

[QUOTE=Satya;1415547]The girls live in the house next door.[/QUOTE]I'm not being critical of the dissemination (no pun intended) of this kind of information.

I just can't wait for the police report of some farang head over heels in love with an AMP girl, stinking drunk, doing the whole Cusack movie from the 80's thing with the radio over his head at 4 in the morning screaming VIctoria, I love you.

I just hope I'm still living in Baltimore when that happens.



Bench