A few more from last week...
Sorry the music links don't want to be direct links no matter what I do tonight.
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A few more from last week...
Sorry the music links don't want to be direct links no matter what I do tonight.
Between Saturday's early Springer trip & myself conceding to that avenue ennui couldn't get inspired & stayed in since Thursday catching up on Netflix queue & latest book. Unfortunately, my laziness only goes so far with copilot & despite some neighborhood walks, by early Sunday afternoon knew 1000 acres hike was the only way to placate the pup...
After enough river swimming & a loop around the long meadow trail to displace some of that still puppy like energy, on the way home did 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB around 5:45 with a semi slumbering girl.
Sandy Upper, still sucking ass...
Murder Street had a trim BSW in skintight black tights above fuck me 6" heels. Had to chortle at her jet-black long hair with a loud & distinctive Pepe' Le Pew streak. Just wanting a picture of that racing stripe came around to her ducking into the Madison rooms just up Murder street.
Just shy of Sandy at Knolls had red jacket attired trim early thirties WSW brunette. Not terrible but still landed in the 2:00 am last gasp nut category. Laughs..,
A few figure eight recon loops around the Fremont Prescott area in hopes of a transience turnip truck redhead sighting. Nothing. That's what I get for fucking hoping.
With copilot awakening with some hunger pangs pushiness. Headed South...
Bagger herself was sprawled out in block at Siskiyou.
At the 84 grade was proportionately tall & sturdy amazon long haired darker brunette LSW (maybe) in grey jacket over some ass cheek shorts & matching top above nice legs & heels. A quick glance in the rearview showed she was actually attractive...
The opposite end of attractive spectrum was at Sunny with the meh fat assed mixed or BSW fake redhead in fluorescent orange hoodie above pinkish tights. Cough...lumpy cottage cheese..Cough...
Nothing until Value Village where I spotted a thin light purple hair young WSW (possible) in silver heels & microscopic tight mini & heels & black jacket hanging back from Quasimodo's favorite curb. Drawn in by her stellar thigh gap & ass outline looped around to nothing. Slutty civilian or SW I can't say. Hoping for the latter...
Empty reminder of the way to barn...
Not a very serious recon with not much attention wasted on PPD presence.
Had the first fresh Springer of the year while continuing my Netflix jag.
Recon Soundtrack: Archie Shepp " Black Gipsy".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPScc3QMZE[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
Got behind on reports some this week.
As the forecast "trace" (sic) of snow last week piled up so fucking quick, quickly decided I didn't want to go out in the early commute clusterfuck gridlock. As might be expected, this was the afternoon Tori finally finally texted me with promises of a snow bound & salacious Winter interlude. Due to my street being an ice rink & a severe lack of motivation on my end, didn't get around to arranging something until after the worst was over. I felt slightly bad about not giving her shelter during this shit storm of winter, yet learn to reply to my texts & I'll be much more accommodating. Sunday afternoon was when we decided to get together along with some takeout to bolster my dwindling pantry & drain my backup of dead swimmers...
Sunday Afternoon:
Beforehand had some time to do a JCB>82nd>Namaste run 4:30>5:00+-.
Dar Ron had the bulldog faced long time fuglie WSW in Uggs below jeans & greenish jacket. She'd upped her game with some serious lipstick & makeup today. Not helping. Just a pig in lipstick...
Sunny had a beauty queen waving semi homely & chunky ASW in black jacket & matching slacks. Unbeknownst to her she killed for my desire for the planned Chinese takeout...
Directly cross the avenue had a another waver in the form of a meh dirty blonde WSW blonde in reddish onesie & umbrella. Kudos to her for that minimal cabana wear outfit today. Less praise for her Tyrone at Utopia spotted on way South. Later saw her taking shelter there & with his urging she did walk in for waiting punter showing some interest on Multnomah.
The Darwin Award (sorta') of today's circuit was the chucklehead in motorized wheelchair in slow lane heading against the heavy traffic. The black SUV in front of me must not have seen him & with a last-minute mercurial move jerked to fast lane. Thinking maybe some slippery road, I slowed to a crawl as he trucked up hill. I felt for the dude's suicidal mechanized motoring as Portland clears the sidewalks about as well as they clear the roads. All the expensive ADA intersections & ramps being built go are fairly useless when the sidewalks between them are impassable...
Murder Street hocked up a plain ugly & sloppy single bantu knot wearing PAWG in tight red outfit above classic Keds. Got a serious Zippy the Pinhead pissing in the shallow end of the gene pool vibe & I instantly nicknamed her "Zippy". I figure the punter who actually scooped her up has some microcephalic kinks that he needs help for. Laughs...
Bagger herself was on her bench in one of her wigs of many colors topped off by some Ray Ban knockoffs. After my laughs subsided, to my chagrin that cheesy ZZ Top "Cheap Sunglasses" melody was rudely competing with Miles. SMDH...
Tori continued to run late & I did another Stark>Namaste circuit as the grey skies opened up a rain/snow/wind mix...
One new recon addition was a thicker WSW brunette under umbrella & black leggings heading South from the tree named hotel. As the snow/rain tempest intensified she turned on a dime & headed back up hotel driveway. Fair weather hookers...
One of the neighbors had put some small construction cones at Tori's hilly street. I ignored (ok, I ran over one) & after some minor trouble getting up the hill. He ran out & started yelling at me about my lack of respect for his closing the snowy street & his cones. LOL at his over-the-top bozo behavior. As I think about it "cone chucklefuck" really deserves the Darwin Award this recon...
FYI: I've had a few inquiries about what the "Darwin Award" means. Like "Tyrone" I thought it was self-explanatory yet I guess not. Last link will save me some typing...
Deciding instead of takeout we picked up some groceries & headed to barn for some margaritas, barbecue, fireside fucking & movies.
A few PPD SUV were seen South to North.
Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis " The Complete Bitches Brew Sessions". Disc 2. An early & unintended RIP soundtrack for the great Wayne Shorter.
[URL]https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&cs=1&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpvrbl1r79AhXaBTQIHfPnCmAQ_AUoA3oECAEQBQ&q=pharaoh%27s%20dance&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3MMwyzajMUgKz04qTTQrytESzk630c0uLM5P1E3OSSnOtivPz0osXsfIXZCQWJeZnqBcrpCTmJadOYGMEAF6uSA1GAAAA&si=&biw=1312&bih=595&dpr=1.46[/URL]#fpstate=I've&vld=cid: a4 a06895,vid: WtORTuLJw7 o.
Wednesday Commute:
Needing to pick up special order at Parkrose Hardware the copilot & I headed North JC> 82nd>Parkrose around 5:15 +-.
This recon was nothing more than a rancid repeat of Sundays report minus the weather.
Started off bad with Sarah 1.5 skank trailing her way South at JCB bridge in multiple bulky layers of black. Yeech, I'd rather spot the bulldog faced fuglie.
Across the street from Sunny the meh dirty blonde WSW seen Sunday was in ill-fitting red dress.
I looked yet no obvious Tyrone handler seen today. Not that I cared much since she wasn't all that scoop worthy...
Sunny also had the same waving at all chunky ASW furthering her future carpel tunnel syndrome...
Another seen Sunday was again at Murder Street in the form of the plain ugly PAWG "Zippy". If you thought that earlier single bantu knot was unappealing, todays Harley Quinn pigtails were worse & dimmed my pigtail kink significantly. Thanks for that Zippy...
WSW "Quality" was near Taboo in tan boots & jeans. Sour faced & she looked sweatier & greasier than usual.
Brought Tori home late Monday evening after some of the usual fuckery fun...
After the last couple recons didn't have it in me to investigate the avenue further. I'm waiting for a serious 82nd reset.
Recon Soundtrack: Mile Davis "The Complete Bitches Brew Sessions" Disc 3.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_RdIoHNXLA[/URL]
[URL]https://darwinawards.com/[/URL]
"Another seen Sunday was again at Murder Street in the form of the plain ugly PAWG "Zippy". If you thought that earlier single bantu knot was unappealing, todays Harley Quinn pigtails were worse & dimmed my pigtail kink significantly. Thanks for that Zippy".
What I do?
[QUOTE=Zippy69;6357285]
What I do?[/QUOTE] Funny dude...
Good early morning my fellow mongers but I will be visiting Portland for a week starting today and can someone help me out with the area. I read a few post here and I am seeing about this "82nd Ave"? Is that the stroll.
82nd is the Blade. N / S
Sandy BLVD to JCB (Johnson Creek).
And standalone Sandy BLVD up in numbers until 102.
Northern Walkers are all Tyrone'd GPS and will window talk Online rates 150 $.
Concentrate middle Blade Glisan to Powell. That's where you'll find rates more like Kensington and the non Tyrone'd Brittany's straight off the Springfield turnip truck.
Read everyone of ZJs reports- disregard Pedestrian Guides posts, utterly useless.
Sat night. Took a trip down 82nd. Nothing really popping out. One at the Burnside walgrees or riteaide. Was hopping around like a bunny rabbit. In the time I was waiting for the light to change. She crossed the street several times. Was doing small jumps and looking around with nervous abandon. Certainly looking for work. Hoday was in full swing. But you never know what you getting with her. Appearance was nice. Seemed well dressed and clean. Hair was super short though. I like longer hair.
Nothing else see when I passed down to Sandy. Even Murder street was empty. Its gone downhill since the 7_11 closed. I kind of miss watching that corner. Eat at McDs and get a great free show.
Sometimes I grab Popeye's and then park in Mcds lot to watch the shit show.
Monday am on Sandy about 108th or so. The braided blond tanker truck sized girl with midriff and back flesh showing was certainly looking for her next hoover job. Bigger girls sure do seem to suck better, but none of us would admit to picking one up.
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Monday am on Sandy about 108th or so. The braided blond tanker truck sized girl with midriff and back flesh showing was certainly looking for her next hoover job. Bigger girls sure do seem to suck better, but none of us would admit to picking one up.[/QUOTE]I guess finding time between smoking cigarettes and shoving greasy Cheeseburgers in their mouth, they have a few extra minutes to suck cock.
Picked up Jessica on murder st sat night. One of the few girls that will go to my place in that area agreed on a pri e she hopped in and off we went. Very nice girl friendly everything covered which sux but you got to deal with it she was pretty good didn't tell me to hurry I don't like being rushed its a boner killer great girl great attitude only thing I didn't like was she didn't get into it much.
I'll see her again maybe.
[QUOTE=Zizix;6362876] I'll see her again maybe.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?
With my last few excursions painfully demonstrating that "Sturgeons Law" to be an excruciating reality when applying it to the avenue. My malaise for recons recently turned into voluntary respite.
Thursday Commute:
Copilot & I were out doing a few needed errands. Despite the more than usual fucked traffic we fit in a JCB>82nd>Namaste look between 4:30>5:30.
South was deserted until just South of Division where I had 1st sighting of the drive.
Thin light purple hair young WSW spinner seen not too long ago near Quasimodo's spot. No doubts about her status as she passed us & turned into Clinton. Thanks to the copilot cockblocking my phone missed a shot SMHS. Same silver heels today & that thigh gap is still on point. Though I am walking back on the purple hair & WSW earlier report. With today's closer look. More like purple highlights & she definitely has some Asian genes in her pool. Also noticed some tats on her sternum. Looped around & came down Clinton to nothing. Thanks to some similar circumstances I spotted whenever I see her, I'm starting to have a theory why this one vanishes so quickly. Time will tell if my hoe hypothesis is correct...
Sunny...empty....
Bagger's no better. Even its usual sprawling namesake was absent.
Murder Street again had the dog's breakfast PAWG "Zippy". At least I was spared the horror of seeing her get picked up...
One sturdy brunette WSW at Beech. First yawns of the day...
One yellow jacket above pink tights wearing porcine type WSW made so little of an impression that I cannot remember where I saw her except it was North. Laughs...
Move along Zavi, nothing to see here...
No new sightings all the way to JCB.
Recon Soundtrack: Sonic Youth November 14 2011 at SWU Festival. The bands final show.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZxvMg47L4[/URL]
Friday Night:
After some dinner & fishing strategy @ fishing buddies for a Saturday Springer trip the copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Upper Sandy around 10:30. Not sure why except I wanted to finish my beer before an early bedtime & my 5:30 am wake up.
First seen was at Oregon Arts wall where a thinner tight jeans & heels below small jacket bleached blonde WSW in was flirting around the shadows. Looped around & came down Oregon. As I passed she moved to the South side of the street for what she assumed was an easier pickup. As she approached passenger window she was sporting some kind of weird "Roadhouse" mullet hairstyle. That her face resembled Patrick Swayne didn't help her cause. Sped North. Only laugh of the night...
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Sunny had a trio of variable quality.
One meh WSW blonde twerking her jean shorted ass at passing cars. She was out there on each of my passes.
Younger LSW in red jacket with knee socks below matching red shorts & lace like bikini top. She was the best of the three.
The third's looks didn't register with me beyond sturdy. Also more meh...
One bulky SSBSW in huge coat & glasses near Utopia. Though it was hard to tell likely the first serious cottage cheese of the nights.
The usual 304 spots were vacant of vagina...
As always, nothing to report on upper Sandy. Just some of the usual nefarious pissing in public criddlers...
A shitload of PPD from Stark North along with the grey undercover SUV parked for some time at high school carpet store. One marked PPD SUV spotlighted the Sunny trio briefly later. All except the jean's shorts WSW disappeared...
Despite the practice for angling patience this night afforded. It ain't the same as being on the water. I'm positive recons like the above kill brain cells. I can't afford to lose more...
At least the river didn't disappoint us with one keeper Springer just upriver from Sellwood bridge around lunchtime." Black Magic" flasher ahead of some chartreuse dyed herring with injected anise scent was the recipe today...
Maybe a recon tonight before I pick up a regular downtown tonight for an extended date. Or maybe a nap...could go either way...
Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry "Just Us Kids".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-53LPt5l7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRBOePMCppc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V1xDRnO0I0
Safe recons & life.
Been also seeing it a few times up and down as well as parked in the carpet lot likely doing paperwork. Not a lot of things to view from there. Or as LE knows where to hang out to be close for the next call. The 122nd and division grocery store is a good place they hang out because surely it will be a short time before shit happens.
Not a lot out Sat night. Kind of surprised Thought a few would be as the rain was not here yet. Nothing to write home about. However Sometimes inside or out in front of the 7-11 on sandy and 82nd has yielded some nicer girls. But it is certainly very hit and miss. With the hotels in local area. I sometimes check the lot or side lot or the bus stop for any girls just standing around.
Cheers Let the rain stop and Spring get here soon.
[QUOTE=Zizix;6362876]Picked up Jessica on murder st sat night.[/QUOTE]What's murder street?
All I know is 82nd but what are the short hand name for streets here for the most part its kind of confusing to me.
Thanks to my early evening nap, never make it out much Saturday night. My nap ran long & barely picked up Merry on time downtown. Some time was spent familiarizing our fuck parts until Monday afternoon when she got called in to cover a shift.
Monday:
After dropping her off downtown turned left at Burnside instead of heading South. No reason in my short Burnside>Namaste>JCB recon around 7:00>7:45+-.
Sunny had the previously documented WSW blonde in pink tonight. Yawns...
Along with the glasses wearing SSBSW who as she passed by copilots open window inquired if I wanted to "date" the WSW. Madam or just being helpful or maybe a gender bending Tyrone. Didn't care all that much & didn't want to...
Empty until Murder Street where fuglie PAWG "Zippy" was hoping some hoggers were on the prowl. More yawning...
Last seen was again at Sunny where a long haired magenta hued young cute LSW in short black jacket, pink fuck me heels & some black transparent tights highlighting her yummy delicioso culo.
Minus the LSW above was sorry & sad look for the avenue...
Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle & The Dukes "The Hard Way".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3n46P_JhZM[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZ7X7dJvnw[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ydAN-diV4[/URL]
Tuesday:
Needing some copilot kibble & some groceries was out around 6:30+-. Threw in a JCB>82nd>Namaste look between dog & human shopping.
Sunny produced a cottage cheesed & Popeye's gut BSW in blue dress. Not much of an improvement over the usual BSW there...
Fremont light had an acceptable magenta haired BSW in black dress & knee socks. Whatever she had going in her favor dissipated as she yelled out "baby ya want to' date" to me.
Murder Street gakked up a thick & skunky hepatitis steeped WSW in leather skirt & white belly shirt showing flabby belly. Any & all dicks on the avenue simultaneously went flaccid...
Beech showed the TNA diversifying frizzed haired mixed spinner in black boots below white jacket. She was friendly & engaging when I talked to a while ago (but I wasn't trying to negotiate with her). Not as friendly when she caught me snapping a photo of her at Fremont & yelled something at me. LOL. Her 300.00 half "minimum" & latest "special" is 460.00 hour & here I was under the impression the Murder street one was flaccid inducing. For that $ I can get maybe four (maybe more than five) overnight BBFS dates from my regulars. I really don't understand the attraction for her. Just take heed & remember RR quote (paraphrasing) "bet my left nut that she's the furthest thing from a worthwhile date" is surely correct.
Did my needed errands along with one more Burnside>Namaste>JCB look before calling it around sunset...
Namaste had a non-descript plain younger WSW light brunette in jeans & sneakers. That she had the most potential of entire recon isn't fucking saying much about the state of avenue
.
All seen earlier had disappeared, though I saw WSW PAWG "Zippy" heading from the Knolls South.
Looked around for the young thin ASW or mixed spinner with the slightly tinted purple hair around Quasimodo's spot to no avail. Sigh...
I did spot a close to sturdy WSW pony tailing wearing fake redhead in black pants & leather jacket. She attracted some attention & did some minor quick window talk. I'd pegged her for slutty looking non- combatant until at Harold she walked in for waiting car before getting in...
Though they seemed to be not doing much, did see a fair amount of PPD SUV at all compass points.
Went home & ate some leftover Springer for dinner & curled up with copilot along with some Netflix.
Recon Soundtrack: Willie Dixon "The Chess Box". Disc 1.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBjZLLAVDo0[/URL]
Safe recons & life.