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[QUOTE=Montes2;2599452]But it was fun watching you squirm like a worm on a hook- is that what you did on your 45 ft. Plastic gay boat. Little girl.[/QUOTE]Hey Cabana Boy (jeez how many great nicknames have I came up 4 you?
Welcome to my world bitchh.
Enjoy.
It feels so good, now chum that water for us.
Loooooser.
Your favorite nerd.
PG.
This Is What Happens When A Little Nerd That Dooesn't Date Opens It's Mouth.
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The next time you do this on a review thread you will be starting over with a new name.
A2.
They're Circling.
Who will be first Mon'tease2 or Chrissy??
Plot thickens.
I tried to warn you earlier about posting shit like this outside the trap but that little brain of yours just has a problem processing anything slightly resembling a rational thought.
Why are you doing this? I need you around so I can have some relevancy!
Don't fuq this up for me son!
Bahahaha.
Montes, Let's review from my previous posts. You are a target that people can't resist. You need to put down the shovel, because every time you post the shit just gets deeper. Lastly, stick to the SW threat. Nothing bad about being the subject matter expert on streetwalkers. It's what makes this site so valuable. Hate to see you go on someone else's terms.
Good luck young bull (shitter).
JC
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599424]And I will because my SW reports which your so religiously attached to reading won't stop and you can't go there and you'll be puking on yourself when I cut you off, cause now you have nothing to do.[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]Savanna is definitely batshit cray cray, but she is also sweet as pie and A-okay in my book. Looks like shit backfired in punk ass Sissy Chrissy's face.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599404]Almost right- very lowly is how you feel late at night after reading my Trapeze post (especially after going to Darlene's).
You have this image locked in your head of how much fun I'm having and your not.
So as you lay in bed at night squirming of this image- the pool of white on your stomach says. Oh no. He did it to me again.
How frustrating is that lowly.[/QUOTE]I think you are just too sick to just have fun, you have to "Put someone else down" to feel OK with yourself. You are a sad case.
You have some sort of delusional personality that makes you think you are in some way superior to the other members. WOW. We are MOCKING you, you stupid fool. Laughing at you, Pharma is destroying your image, the image that you are self creating and constantly lying about, we are all catching your lies, which in a perverted way is providing amusement to us all. The harder you try to impress us the stupider you appear. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, the harder you try the worse it gets, the bigger the hole you dig to wallow in.
The glorious place you describe with the 12 ft bed and your super hot time playground looks like a dump of a rental with an old hot tub, the only gated community you've ever been in is a DOG POUND.
And BTW I've been enjoying carnal pleasure longer than you've been alive, I guarantee it! I know your not going away so I'll sit back and enjoy the mirth of your posts. —VS.
P.S. Congrats to Savanna for her post confirming that C5 is a ZERO, it took a lot of intestinal fortitude to make that post and I commend her for it. Based on his blowing up her phone etc, personally I feel that C5 and also Montes have a little problem with methamphetamine, just a very educated guest.
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2598887]Forever and ever, Sissy Chrissy pounded on all of the mongers about paying too many roses for talent here in O-town. He was merciless in his quest to belittle any and everybody that paid more than a few peanuts to see any girl. Now, he is bragging about seeing AmberRose, Chloe, Patients and of course, declaring his undivided love for Miss Swaganna. Virtually all of these girls are certainly NOT in the cheap rose list, not by a fricking longshot.
I hearby nominate Sissy Chrissy for: Monger hypocrite of the year. Congrats Sissy, you earned it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2599316]If you let him tell it, he gets a discount and never pays more than $60. Fact of the matter is, he is just another storyteller on the board. Either that or you just need him to give you a lesson on the art of rate negotiation. LMAO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2599741]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-macho-pansy-on-the-board-that-write-a-bs/13407480
Chris 5
Is officially done, time 4 a new handle
And maybe a new car
Mon'tease2 is next
I will miss them so. Good luck with all your future dreams and aspirations
I love who posted this.
You know who you are!
XOXO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2599659]Now, his beloved Swaganna is posting up the truth about him. It looks like it's time to step away because you have been outted big frickin time.
BTW, in my many, many years on this great forum, I have never, ever seen Swaganna apologize to anyone. I guess she feels so bad for defending your pathetic ass, that she felt members deserved an apology from her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2599540]1) That Swaganna can write full sentences without me going to the urban dictionary for translation. 2) That Swaganna admitted she was wrong about something. 3) That Swaganna APOLOGISED to us and that 4) Sissy Chrissy's love interest has turned on him. Seriously, since I swore off this Rat Trap about a month ago, someone please tell me (either on the Rat Trap or via PM) how these 2 losers who nauseated us for months with their public love chatter, are now through.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599464]Hey bald head, thieving, fraudulent review writing, need a speech therapist for that lisp POS, Dirtona thread has that right, here's to you want to be pimp gangster with BS diareah of the mouth. Say something back, I dare you. I just may need to go visit some old "aquaintces" like OG Freddy, Bella Skank should know who he is.
Swag [URL]https://youtu.be/fGeNDnYcQOA[/URL].[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599452]But it was fun watching you squirm like a worm on a hook- is that what you did on your 45 ft. Plastic gay boat. Little girl.[/QUOTE]This is my favorite thread. And without a doubt Chris5 is the biggest RAT on here! Exactly the way I like it! Looks as if my charming personality has pissed off a lot of people here. I'm going to need a box of tissues please! Chris5 is done! It's all over for him! Well my response is the following, I am standing up now after just taking a shit on my toilet, I have NOT wiped my ass yet, now I'm standing and bending over. Can each and every one of you motherfuckers KISS and LICK my ass!! LOL! And while you're at it suck my hairy balls as well! Lmfao!
I get laid daily! Get over it! Women come and go just like UNDERWEAR! Women HATE me!! Funny thing is why do I continue to get laid? Funny thing is no review I have written has been said it fake by the provider I review. If anything they thank me for my business. Chris5 is done? I'm just getting started!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599404]Almost right- very lowly is how you feel late at night after reading my Trapeze post (especially after going to Darlene's).
You have this image locked in your head of how much fun I'm having and your not.
So as you lay in bed at night squirming of this image- the pool of white on your stomach says. Oh no. He did it to me again.
How frustrating is that lowly.[/QUOTE]You divert the statement, never addressing the post's subject, that is the fact that I'm calling you a bullshitting habitual liar, you won't address the issues about the dump you live in or the fact that you were not driving your new tricked out van that you brag about, because you cannot, it's all a pack of delusional lies by the most INSECURE person I've ever seen on here. You poor delusional sick fuck.
I ask all the girls to get down on their knees and suck someone in his honor then while your there say a prayer that he gets cured before we all laugh ourselves to death. LOL—-VS.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599689]You just type in the word yes- you your wife and me and her will meet and you ask whatever you want. The process begins now. Little girl.[/QUOTE]I know you're far to educated to respond "YES" to this creeper but if you must, bring a Double Dose of Penicillin-G to the party, anyone who would have sex with this creeper will "Fo sure" be in need of Strong Antibiotics and also check his hep-see viral load. I wish I was joking. —VS.
First of all I would like to thank you for all your contributions to this great board. I value your Intel and I really enjoyed reading your posts. In my opinion you are very talented. You live a life and you have a good time every single day. You get plenty of good pussy And at the end of the day that's all that matters. I am a fan of yours. But Sir if I may, The only advice that I would offer you would be this. Please ignore the monger trolls on this thread. They have no life and never will have a life. I know it gets frustrating at times dealing with such stupid people. Certain members on here you should just ignore. Ignore is the ultimate disrespect to someone. M2 You are way too talented to be on this thread arguing with these stupid people. Why you bringing your name up every day you are giving them instant credibility! None of these people are in your league. Please continue posting all of your post and stories. Again it's only my advice. You are the only MONGER here in Orlando that I would be proud to go out and have a drink with. It would be an honor for me just to shake your hand. I am being completely serious right now sir. Please keep up the good work.
P.S.
Do not I repeat do not piss off admin.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599131]Ever wonder about that. Ever notice his reports are all the same. Nothing about a girl he's been with. Nothing about.
Blow jobs or DFK or a picture of a girl. Trying to hide something here -read his report # 730 in news and media or general reports # 7574 all about guys in bathrooms or 5 guys drinking on a boat. What does that mean- does it rhyme with day, what can I say, may be spay, maybe he should pray cause I have quite few more of his posts to play. So settle down there little girl before I bring out the big guns. You know PM's weddings My GF wanting to. Buzzards circling.[/QUOTE]WOW l must be rubbing off on him.
Look at how creative he is getting with his content!
Bravo son bravo keep up the good work.
That special needs class is working wonders 4 you!!
But since your not quite as skilled as me you can just cut to the chase and just call me gay next time.
Ok gotta go now, I have an all important mani / pedi appt to make. Toodles :)
P 2 da G