No touch the tip, no get the tip
[QUOTE=Webebad;2175812]Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!
WBB.[/QUOTE]WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.
BEST CITIES TO VISIT WHERE IT'S ALL LEGAL: Berlin!
[QUOTE=IndianRiver;2173789]If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place![/QUOTE]Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!
Great Quote from long ago
[QUOTE] No touch the tip, no get the tip Quote Originally Posted by Webebad
Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!
WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.
[/QUOTE]Okay now that is Funny! ""you no TOUCH the tip, you then NO get a tip! It reminded me of another great quote. I think it was FLIP WILSON (for those of you who remember him) in a funny movie, who once had the wonderful line: "...Bit*h, my dick is like M&M's. It melts in your mouth and not in your hands. " ...I always wanted to use that on a SW....
Real mans tip for massage.
I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.
I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.
T. And. See. Spa. /. Kissimmee
Had the chance to stop by and have a good massage and some fun. My usual asian girl was busy and got a tall young Chinese girl by the name of Linda. Looked promising. Took the half hr session and paid 60. Went to room and got comfortable and she started doing my back for awhile. Not bad but didn't like the fact she put a towel on my butt. Started to rub her leg and she didn't mind but once a rubbed her pussy she moved away and said not to touch. Thought to myself this is going down hill. Massage was ok but keep putting the towel on me when I took it off. On the turn over I tried to get her to play with my jewels but said no. At this point I let her finish the massage and got dressed. She asked for some tip and told her maybe next time knowing there would never be a next time with this girl. TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. Next time may have better time with different girl. Maybe try different place in the area. Have so many to choose from. NO TOUCH == NO TIP IT's that simple. She was very greedy for a tip and for what.
Jade Spa on SR 535 in Kissimmee
I stopped by Jade Spa yesterday which is in a small plaza directly in front of the Wal-Mart on 535 in Kissimmee.
I was greeted by a young asian girl who although petite and probably in her late 20's did not seem well kept or appear to be friendly.
I give her a $100 bill for the $80 1-hour massage. She said she would get my change. We then went to the room.
The massage was average and with out draping per my request. She obliged but made it very clear that draping would be required on the flip.
I endured the lackluster massage for an hour with no hint of extras. Which is good because I actually had no desire with her.
After the massage I dressed and met her at the entrance and inquired about my $20 change. She seemed perplexed and said it was a tip? I made an even more perplexed face and started reading the menu on the wall with prices and pointed out to her that tip is not quoted in the prices. She said that people normally tip $10 for 30 min session and $20 for a 60 min session. I told her I would have tipped a lot more had a got more and she said yes she understands, but for a professional massage $20 tip is expected. We went on and on for about 10 minutes. At the end she was teary eyed and said she is a girl and that she works hard and deserved it. I conceded and just left.
I would not return to this place at 3160 Vineland Road.