Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Scumbler;1411580]Promised to share intel when I returned from NY, so here goes. Short, busy trip. Only had time to visit one AMP, but it was a winner. Garden Retreat is a clean, nicely appointed spa in Midtown East. I stepped off the elevator onto the 2nd floor & was greeted at the front desk by mamasan, who introduced me to Jinda, a petite spinner in her late 20s. Stored my personals in a locker & put on the neatly folded robe provided. Jinda then took me to the shower room and proceeded to give me an ok TS. Then to the private room for a surprisingly rigorous massage. When I signaled that I'd prefer something a bit more gentle, she went to work on my arse & boys like a champ. She took her time and was extraordinarily thorough. Great flip, huge pop, followed by excellent back / leg massage, followed by yet another pop. (I'm well into my 50s and this was a most pleasant surprise.) Attentive hot towel cleanup & leisurely embrace. Was stunned to see that I'd been there for 90 minutes. Total damage: $.2 (7 house / 5 tip) Worth every penny. Highly recommended for yr next visit to Manhattan.[/QUOTE]Hey I am sure you thought it would be a great idea to share your experience with us, but this the Baltimore forum, no one is going to drive to NYC based on this report, and if any of us are going to be in NYC anytime soon we will check the NYC forum. So spare us.

CL

I am sure the dude was tryin' to be helpful and it was interesting for a comparison.

If those robes were offered here I am sure we would have a page of posts about whether they were recycled or washed everytime. LOL

I for one would rather be entertained by the occasional well written travel log than all the bickering over if someone had RTFF or not. It's not like there is so much written on this thread that one can't keep up. I did wonder, however, what was actually offered that resulted in the two for one special. Enquiring minds want to know for our next business trip.

Houndog *arf*

[QUOTE=Satya; 1411811]I am sure the dude was tryin' to be helpful and it was interesting for a comparison.

If those robes were offered here I am sure we would have a page of posts about whether they were recycled or washed everytime. LOL[/QUOTE]Now that's funny.

GTR

I disagree. What the poster did was describe for us a level of service and value for money that we should demand in the Baltimore metro market.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Scumbler;1411580]Promised to share intel when I returned from NY, so here goes. Short, busy trip. Only had time to visit one AMP, but it was a winner. Garden Retreat is a clean, nicely appointed spa in Midtown East. I stepped off the elevator onto the 2nd floor & was greeted at the front desk by mamasan, who introduced me to Jinda, a petite spinner in her late 20s. Stored my personals in a locker & put on the neatly folded robe provided. Jinda then took me to the shower room and proceeded to give me an ok TS. Then to the private room for a surprisingly rigorous massage. When I signaled that I'd prefer something a bit more gentle, she went to work on my arse & boys like a champ. She took her time and was extraordinarily thorough. Great flip, huge pop, followed by excellent back / leg massage, followed by yet another pop. (I'm well into my 50s and this was a most pleasant surprise.) Attentive hot towel cleanup & leisurely embrace. Was stunned to see that I'd been there for 90 minutes. Total damage: $.2 (7 house / 5 tip) Worth every penny. Highly recommended for yr next visit to Manhattan.[/QUOTE]Hey I don't mind reading about fellow mongers recommendations at all. I agree it's the wrong forum but I don't think it deserves admonishment either and don't see any value in discouraging anybody. How about this, next time post in the proper locale (you should do this anyway for the benefit of NY mongers and the spa) then come back here with a simple note that you just had a great time in NY and should check out your report there.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1411761]Hey I am sure you thought it would be a great idea to share your experience with us, but this the Baltimore forum, no one is going to drive to NYC based on this report, and if any of us are going to be in NYC anytime soon we will check the NYC forum. So spare us.

CL[/QUOTE]Was just up there myself recently and while walking around C-town in Manhattan, I noticed that there were AMPs just about everywhere. I was kind of curious about the services as I walked by. I've read some of the other forums from other bigger areas, like parts of NYC and Philly. They're surprisingly lacking in information. The B-more massage forum is one of the best. I appreciate the intel.

Ok I guess I stand corrected, lets invite mongers from ATL, LA, NO, and LV to flood the Baltimore forum with posts about their cities then. Come on guys I was just stating the obvious.

So this place is now called Nature's Something or Other. Courtesan was as usual older than her appearance but not bad until she smiled and revealed her poor dentition. (No good toothpaste in China?)

Tight bod, spinner. She was from Cali (not a good sign). She gave good massage. My mistake, I paid for the half instead of the whole (40). She watched the clock. Overpaid for full service (120). Pretty tight / see sized bolt on's. Really watched the clock and all business. It so close to my house, I'll be back because I am a depraved sex addict.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1411929]Ok I guess I stand corrected, lets invite mongers from ATL, LA, NO, and LV to flood the Baltimore forum with posts about their cities then. Come on guys I was just stating the obvious.[/QUOTE]Scumbler is a local. I don't understand people who see only black and white so they jump to the farthest extreme when there are a thousand shades inbetween.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1411929]Ok I guess I stand corrected, lets invite mongers from ATL, LA, NO, and LV to flood the Baltimore forum with posts about their cities then. Come on guys I was just stating the obvious.[/QUOTE]I see both sides, but I spend half my time in NYC and do appreciate the report.

Strict compartmentalization doesn't really work, but its nice to have some intel from a local who we know a bit more than other members in far away forums.

That said, some of those guys rock, and hard. Get to know your fellow mongers. It makes for some wild stories.



Bench

"I'll be back because I am a depraved sex addict."

Now, now, let us not be judgemental. I pretty much think that if you are a normal male, then you are a sex addict. I know I am hooked. Of course the total GFE I got at VS yesterday reinforces my addiction, and yes, I will be back!

Had the chance to swoop in to the York Road location on a trip to Baltimore. Drew "Lucy", I believe her name was.

All I needed for 1. 6 although she asked for more.

Classic case of YMMV.

The massage was actually better than average, I don't want to sound too judgmental but I was not all that impressed with her looks and lower than average dental work.

I have been spoiled at Kyoto and JHH the last few times I have had the chance to visit those places. The girls seem to be a notch above and dress and act a little sexier, smell a little nicer and deliver a more tantalizing experience.

I really hope there would come a day where a Las Vegas style website for these places would promote pictures and attendants, so you could see who was on the rotation so you didn't have to "poke and hope".

I've been to a few of the more-mentioned AMPs in the Baltimore-metro area, but wanted thoughts about the showers at some of these places.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the table shower. It seems like I slip around a lot and the water's cold when I lay down. I prefer the stand-up type like Kyoto has. A lot of places don't even have a shower, or have one only for an hour massage time. So:

1. Which type do you prefer and why?

2. Which other places have the stand-up scrub down?

Went to Relax Bodywork also known as Pink. I was escorted to the ladies by a gentleman. I didn't get a choice of which one to offer me my service but at the time I went there were two girls and was introduced to both. I was told there were other girls there. The two that were there were girl#1. Brazillian and girl#2 Russian. The Russian girl was more of a spinner type and more my type but she was busy cooking lunch so by default I was given the Brazillian girl. Girl#1 was about 5'6/5'7 in height with a C cup. She gave a 7 massage. She was able to knead out the knotts I had and was giving me advice on what else to do to help releave the other knotts she had worked on. The rate was. 6 for 1/2 and. 9 for an hour. They also offered shower service for an additional. 2. I paid the house fee of $.10. I regret it since I was actually expecting TS or standup shower. It actually was wash cloth bath. I didn't expect this but decided to go with the flow. She had two big bowls of water where she used it to clean. I won't repeat a shower service here for the. 2 and won't recommend it unless you like being somewhat sponge bathed. The flip rate was. 6 for HJ or $ for everything else except FS. She allowed full roaming to DATY. Basically everything was game except Greek or FS nor kissing. After the flip she continued the massage. She actually had a timer and I had the full hour. I would probably repeat since I like how clean this place was. After the service she cleaned the sheets completely. She also cleaned herself completely there too. Before and After the service she gave me hand sanitizer and also used it herself to make sure my hands were clean. On the way out I saw girl#2 again who said hi. She is very petite like a spinner type and I was attracted to her. I will mostlikely come back to see her too. She was very attractive. If I could guest, she is the girl on the front page of their website taking a photo of herself in a mirror. Overall the experience was good. The guy that collected the money and escorted me into the place said he isn't a pimp or anything. He is just there as a helper for the girls to ensure their safetly. On the way out, I hinted to him that I was actually looking for FS. He said it is YMMV and really depends on the girl. For those of you that are looking for something other than the AMPs in the area, I would recommend this place as long as you don't mind not havin the TS service. Almost forgot, Girl#1 is 25 years old she told me and only been working in the area for a few months. Her english was good too.