The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Montes2;2598824]Ok I'll carry on.

Watch how cool I am and since you've never posted a picture on here, what an idiot you are- and just to prove that- I'm going to give the response to this post that you and the rest of the masturbators on here always say.

Where'd you get that road kill- I can't masturbate to her- cause I can't sense she's watching me on my monitor- with those sunglasses on- please don't do that again M2 - Please, don't tease- just please, so I can release. Geez make it ease for me to be pleased.

I wonder what junior high nerd talks like that. Could it be, could it be "nerd that can't date".[/QUOTE]Here it is Sunday afternoon at 3:30 and you're posting, your supposed to be playing hide the salmi in one of your magnificent swing clubs. Was Darlene and Jeans on SR44 near Deland closed today? And then you post an average worn out SW riding with you NOT in your new van with the lights and mattress in the back, but in what looks like an old Ford Taurus. I'm crushed you were our hero right up there with your ALTERED ego, Sissy "Mr. Benjamin" the high roller Chrissy!

Vino we don't have any HERO's any more, what will we do Bro. ?

I for one am going to BASH the Bratwurst until I get another thrilling post from these two. -VS.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2598887]Forever and ever, Sissy Chrissy pounded on all of the mongers about paying too many roses for talent here in O-town. He was merciless in his quest to belittle any and everybody that paid more than a few peanuts to see any girl. Now, he is bragging about seeing AmberRose, Chloe, Patients and of course, declaring his undivided love for Miss Swaganna. Virtually all of these girls are certainly NOT in the cheap rose list, not by a fricking longshot.

I hearby nominate Sissy Chrissy for: Monger hypocrite of the year. Congrats Sissy, you earned it.[/QUOTE]If you let him tell it, he gets a discount and never pays more than $60. Fact of the matter is, he is just another storyteller on the board. Either that or you just need him to give you a lesson on the art of rate negotiation. LMAO.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2598620]If you know how to handle Tyler like I do -things go well.

But if you lie and pretend you know the girl.

You end up with a big lump in your throat called the foot that is in your mouth.[/QUOTE]Damn you got me.

I guess I need to apologize to the board for this indiscretion, I really do not know what to say.

Hats off to you sir on uncovering the truth, great work Mr. Dick'tective, look at you Mr. Kojack off, your a just a regular Sher'cock Holmes, Magnum Pee'eye, Sonny Crock O'shit, Fagney and Lacey, Dickhead Tracy!

Oh wait, hold on, tap the breaks, well looky here it appears I never said I saw Tyler.

And never posted that I did!

So just because I busted you in a lie doesn't mean you can try to bust me.

Oopsey.

You tried.

And like always.

You fail.

Beep Beep Beep.

'Little Monger that could' time to strap on your safety helmet the short bus is here.

And yes today is Red Day so here's your favorite T-shirt.

I'll hold your hand to the bus stop.

Off you go now.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2598706]What do you mean by that "nerd that doesn't date" by that- you want to try explaining that (nerd shaking in his sandals) sounds like something ominous when referring to a black man- wonder what that report post button does. Wagons circling. Why the delete?[/QUOTE]Wow! You have to be the biggest idiot, it's really ass'tounding for you to say that.

First, I thought "yeah Chrissy is really dumb, definitely the village idiot. " But Fuq it looks like I am wrong.

No my comment was neither stereotyping or racist and neither was the delete! Oops sorry again, you didn't get me.

I have not once the slightest hint of a warning from A2 unlike you, 'Mr. I am on forever moderation Mont'ass'.

And if anyone sounds like a racist it's you! For thinking this way.

It never crossed my mind until you said something.

And that's why your a fuqn idiot.

Wagons, oops I mean Buzzards are circling.

Gnite pumpkin.

P2 daG.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2599335]We'll all take pictures of each other your porch your superbike, your girl my girl me you. Kinda sends shivers up and down your spine doesn't it little girl.[/QUOTE]Eewwwwww.

The creepiness factor just hit defcon1.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze.[/QUOTE]Don't stop posting.

Seriously I am begging you.

I will miss the 'AMATEUR HOUR: STARING YOUR DOUCHEY HOST MONT'ASS'.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.

Swag.[/QUOTE]1) That Swaganna can write full sentences without me going to the urban dictionary for translation. 2) That Swaganna admitted she was wrong about something. 3) That Swaganna APOLOGISED to us and that 4) Sissy Chrissy's love interest has turned on him. Seriously, since I swore off this Rat Trap about a month ago, someone please tell me (either on the Rat Trap or via PM) how these 2 losers who nauseated us for months with their public love chatter, are now through.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2599138]If he doesn't post them I will. No mention of SW being referred to in that particular shot besides if the little girl wants to pursue this further I know of someone who can clear it up right away. Your ball pussy lips.[/QUOTE]So grab your popcorn boys and girls it beginnnnnnns NOW.

Original rat trap post #4492 date 7/24.

You post pics of all your supposed MODEL street walkers with one by your plastic pool.

Ok fine if you say you didn't say SPECIFICALLY they were are not SW'S but that was the implication through numerous posts (and the other girls are clearly street meat so I have to assume she is one).

But everyone please keep reading.

Lie post / rat trap#4576. Mind you OVER 1 WEEK LATER on 8/3.

You post the same pic of the chick by the plastic pool stating "this is from last night" and this is my girlfriend who I forgot I posted as one of my ALLEGED street walker Models in the original 7/24 post.

OK hold this thought.

Soon after, I post that he is full of shit, then his follow up below.

#4605: The rat trap apology (kissing my ass after getting owned) to your idol (me) AND a second lie.

You apologize and say it's not from last night (and then the lie) instead it was the night before that, HUH? Come again?

What do you mean the night before? Dumbass I just said to you that the pic of the girl was from over a week ago, NOT the night before like you state schmucko How tlhe fuq does that make any sense? AWWWKWARD.

Then some dribble that it is your girlfriend who was apparently depicted (Allegedly) as a random street walker a couple weeks back and you will put her on a conference call or facetime or skype with me to explain it all away. LOL, ok sure.

NOT!!

Ok, so hypothetically say that I am wrong about the SW thing. Then answer me this genius, if this is TRULY your girlfriend, I must ask what incrediibly worthless pathetic piece of dog squeeze posts a pic of his girlfriend for the whole monger / LEO world to see. Why its only our own Mont'ass the mental midget! So we have that and his shady time line of WHEN FUN THINGS HAPPEN!!

So I am asking the respectable members of this board, am I wrong? I am happy to apologize if I am incorrect.

And even if I am, I'm sorry Montes, but this is how it has to be, you are my bitchh and I own you.

God, I wish I could read the PM's about me btwn you and Chrissy.

To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.

Ahhhh it feels good.

You have unleashed the Kracken enjoy the ride.

The Guardian against all douchebaggery and it feels strong in this one
P mutha fuqn G.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.

Swag.[/QUOTE]Now, his beloved Swaganna is posting up the truth about him. It looks like it's time to step away because you have been outted big frickin time.

BTW, in my many, many years on this great forum, I have never, ever seen Swaganna apologize to anyone. I guess she feels so bad for defending your pathetic ass, that she felt members deserved an apology from her.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.

Swag.[/QUOTE]Did you feel that?

Better run your base package black mustang to Mont'ass

And get together around that discount pvc pipe patio furniture of his and formulate a plan!

Thank you Swags!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze. He thinks this is Defcon 1- wait till I compare my PM's to the little girls.[/QUOTE]You have it reversed.

Dude, you are being laid out by someone that is really good at this. You are not good at verbal battles.

Sometimes it is better to remain silent and thought to be stupid than to speak up and remove all doubt.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze. He thinks this is Defcon 1- wait till I compare my PM's to the little girls.[/QUOTE]M2,

Please, please, please promise to do that, to stop posting "down here. ".

Just sayin'.

C3.

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Chris 5
Is officially done, time 4 a new handle
And maybe a new car
Mon'tease2 is next

I will miss them so. Good luck with all your future dreams and aspirations

I love who posted this.

You know who you are!

XOXO.