Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DamianDono;6962230]Aussie how big are we talking here? I'm so intrigued and could use a good titty fuck. Any pornstar comparisons?[/QUOTE]They're not weird big just big big. Saw Tina today. Her body is Jessica Rabbit ridiculous. We used the mirror well. She looks great in it. Plopped down 3 benjis. She just smiled because she knows that I know that she knows what that means: Im taking all 3 holes.

She sucked me in multiple positions including a full throttle face fuck on her back. I prolly spent a solid 20 minutes in her mouth.

Cover on. Put her on her back and started slow in standing mish while we both watched in the mirror. Then I turned on the jets and pounded her forcefully for a solid 3 minutes. Great noises. No other customers were there so we got loud. Standing doggie, then knees apart doggie on the bed facing the mirror. Watched the grippy lips in slomo for a bit, then pulled out and started probing her ass. She groaned "Yes, baby. " Lubed a bit and assumed I'd have an easy enough time getting in. I was wrong. That pipe opening is TIGHT. Worked at it and then got the head in. Started slow and shallow as we locked eyes in the mirror. Built up steam until I was holding her arms behind her, plowing that ass hard fast and balls deep while watching those chest cannons swing to and fro. She moaned loudly while still staring at each other in the mirror. That view from behind is crazy. I was spreading those cheeks and thought about pulling out, popping off the hat, and painting a masterpiece on her shapely ass. But when she yelled "COME IN MY ASS, MONKEY!" it was lights out. I yelled some filthy shit as I popped. Who am I kidding. I was yelling filthy shit the entire time.

I was still balls deep floating down when the young hot blonde Angela walked into the room with her tits out, shoved them in my face, and then LFK'd and watched as I undocked from Tina.

So yeah. Hot shit going down in Renton. Tina's here until the 28th. She is a hot dirty MILF who is PSE Extreme. Literally a filthy ***** in the best way possible. Tell her Big Monkey says hi.

EDIT: To the monger who was waiting at the top of the stairs as I was getting dressed: I didnt see your face but your full mane of long brown hair was stunning on the monitor, bro. I hope you got treated well.

[QUOTE=JohnG01;6962161]This goes without saying, but she made it a point to compliment me on the fact that I was fresh out of the shower when I arrived. We always say YMMV. I'm convinced that you can get a lot more mileage by showing up clean, smelling good, and with a smile on your face.[/QUOTE]Preach.

The fact that these ladies seem so delighted that my junk is manscaped, my breath is minty fresh, and that my squeaky clean taint smells like soap tells me they must encounter some horrific sights and smells.

Hygiene and friendliness maximize mileage.

EDIT: Bliss and Good will both let you pre-shower. Sometimes they join but not always.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6962422]Preach.

The fact that these ladies seem so delighted that my junk is manscaped, my breath is minty fresh, and that my squeaky clean taint smells like soap tells me they must encounter some horrific sights and smells.

Hygiene and friendliness maximize mileage.

EDIT: Bliss and Good will both let you pre-shower. Sometimes they join but not always.[/QUOTE]I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6962422]The fact that these ladies seem so delighted that my junk is manscaped, my breath is minty fresh, and that my squeaky clean taint smells like soap tells me they must encounter some horrific sights and smells.
[/QUOTE]In the sexworkers subreddit there are frequent posts about how disgusting some mongers are. Nauseating outcalls, terrible body odors, shit stains on linens afterward, and yes even toilet paper still in the ass crack.

Don't be like that, that's just filthy and disgusting. How hard is it to clean yourself on a regular basis?

[QUOTE=Tresed;6962497]I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-the-studio-on-park-ave-bliss-spa-renton-wa-231590[/URL]#rubmaps.

[QUOTE=Tresed;6962497]I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Use the "search thread" feature and type in "bliss" you'll get 3 pages of results. Hint: a rubmaps location is given on the third page with a date of about June 5th.

[QUOTE=PkShow;6961991]Is Bliss out near east lake Sammamish area?[/QUOTE]I found the renton one.

[QUOTE=Tresed;6962497]I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Rubmaps, Washington, Renton, Bliss / Studio.

[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6962512]In the sexworkers subreddit there are frequent posts about how disgusting some mongers are. Nauseating outcalls, terrible body odors, shit stains on linens afterward, and yes even toilet paper still in the ass crack.

Don't be like that, that's just filthy and disgusting. How hard is it to clean yourself on a regular basis?[/QUOTE]I walked out of good the other night and past someone walking in and nearly threw up in my mouth from the BO smell that came off them. Hopefully he was on his way to shower but $$ wouldn't even be enough to sit next to that person. Wash your butt daily people.

Anyone familiar with this place? Have to admire the careful wording in the ad Searching the number, comes up as "Long" from a long-closed "Golden Dragon Spa" in Bellevue. Apparently one of those ladies that moves around a bit and gives a great massage and *probably* an HE. Comes up as "Flourish Skincare and Spa".

[URL]https://seattle.craigslist.org/est/hws/d/bellevue-therapeutic-health-massage/7765716966.html[/URL]

You can find it right away on Google maps: bliss spa the studio on park ave.

[QUOTE=Tresed;6962497]I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Third time here, second time with Jeni. I literally just finished reading an article about women having orgasms during sex and it said majority of women who orgasm during sex, achieve orgasm by "grinding" while inside her than the "in and out" motion of penetration. LOL, whatever. I wanted to try it. Jeni is small, cute, large breasts that lost their firmness but are still great to play with, huge nipples.

After the massage she provided a CBJ. After a bit I told her to lay on the table while I stood on the side. She grabbed my cock and slid it up and down her pussy for a bit then put it inside her. Took a second to get it all in but once I was deep I asked her to start grinding on me. She obliged and it was incredible. Her eyes got huge and her mouth wide open as she grinded away on me. I could hear the sloshing of her wet pussy on me as she was yelling I was a "bad boy".

This lasted a bit until we switched to her on top. When I pulled out quickly had to taste her, which drove her nuts. She was yelling she "missed me". I got Jeni on top and told her to grind on me. This was so damn fun. She was screaming and clearly had an orgasm at the same time I did.

Got my third punch on my frequent flyer card, my small water and left.

Stopped by Good early this morning after texting ahead and asking if anyone was available upon my arrival, I was happy with any of them. I was told they were slow, and to "come now".

I drew Amy.

OMG.

She was wonderful.

Tiny, and very beautiful. I was actually shocked by how attractive she is.

She has very small breasts, and is very aware that a lot of men don't like them small. I told her that she was perfect, as I prefer tiny naturals to bolt ons.

She provided the level of service we've come to expect from Good, and then some.

She is a very good kisser. By far the best DFK I've ever been offered at an AMP.

After making out like teenagers for several minutes, she asked if I wanted boom boom first and I was down.

Her BBBJ is quite good, 69 all the better with a FIV to help map my near future.

She climbs off of my face and asked if I would please fuck her. My gods, I love hearing that and was eager to oblige.

Despite fucking her for a solid 10 - 15 minutes I never made it out standing mish it felt so fantastic. It's too bad, her ass is adorable. I will have to bend her over next time.

After I filled the bag, she left to throw it away and got sidelined introducing herself to the monger in the hall that met eyes with me through the cracked door. (respect to you, sir.).

I had the feeling that my time was done so helped myself to some wipes and got ready to dress. At this point Amy comes back in and laughs at me, and insists that I lay back down for my massage.

The massage was fucking amazing. Like near LMP level. She kept rubbing her pussy on my hand and teasing my dick as she worked out my knots. It worked me back up to full mast. At this point Nancy and Sindy introduce themselves each tugging on my erection. Nancy realizing with my dick in her hand that we've fucked before (this was very cute).

They leave, and Amy then gently pushes me back down for more massage. Once it is over, I'm still hard and she actually offered another round while pressing her bare pussy against my cock. I passed as I still had chores to accomplish and there was another monger waiting in time out. But I should have, because, damn I could have gone again which is rare for me.

She's that good. At my age I'm one and done as a rule and I was ridged again 15-20 minutes after the first round.

Be nice to her, and compliment her adorable A cups!

Going back tomorrow.

Tried this out yesterday. Tiny office in a complex in Bellevue. Short, doughy grannie. Nice enough lady. Excellent massage that moved on to teasing, CBJ and CFS. None of it memorable.

Would not recommend or repeat unless you. Like I. Are into the whole legit LMT thing.

[QUOTE=WillShook;6963068]Anyone familiar with this place? Have to admire the careful wording in the ad Searching the number, comes up as "Long" from a long-closed "Golden Dragon Spa" in Bellevue. Apparently one of those ladies that moves around a bit and gives a great massage and *probably* an HE. Comes up as "Flourish Skincare and Spa".

[URL]https://seattle.craigslist.org/est/hws/d/bellevue-therapeutic-health-massage/7765716966.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillShook;6963945]Excellent massage that moved on to teasing, CBJ and CFS. None of it memorable.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT! I love the LMT aspect. What was the negotiation like and how much did you end up spending in total?

[QUOTE=WillShook;6963945]Tried this out yesterday. Tiny office in a complex in Bellevue. Short, doughy grannie. Nice enough lady. Excellent massage that moved on to teasing, CBJ and CFS. None of it memorable.

Would not recommend or repeat unless you. Like I. Are into the whole legit LMT thing.[/QUOTE]Although the extras were not memorable, thanks for TOFTT nonetheless.

[QUOTE=Noam11;6963466]Stopped by Good early this morning after texting ahead and asking if anyone was available upon my arrival, I was happy with any of them. I was told they were slow, and to "come now".


She's that good. At my age I'm one and done as a rule and I was ridged
[/QUOTE]Clearly, I meant rigid. / Sigh.

I arrived a tad early today.

Nancy answered the door, recognizing me from yesterday's encounter and remembered that I had booked Sindy for this visit yesterday.

Amy was still in street clothes. She's so pretty.

Sindy, shouted from the middle room in Mandarin, Nancy replied and took me to the corner room. I apologized for arriving 10 minutes before opening and she kissed me while reassuring me that it was okay. She leaves, and not long after in comes tiny Sindy with her adorable Thai smile.

Side note, I'm a sucker for Thai women.

I will keep the details of this fantastic session to myself to avoid inflated expectations. She was fucking fantastic.

You can't go wrong with any of the current lineup. Do yourself a favor, go before the end of the month.

Impromptu visit as I had 30 minues to kill. 50 for the house, tipped 80 up front to the 40 something slender, attractive auntie. 20 minutes quality massage that included a nice scalp massage and gluteus rub. A bit of backdoor teasing to which I responded by arching a bit, then she lubed me up, and gave a nice prostate massage and handy. Didn't last long at all. Didn't get her name but she let me know she works Sunday through Thursday. Note that there is a lot of road construction so you need to approach from the soother at the moment.

Took a trip to Shanghai in Everett. Asked for Alyssa but the person who said she was Alyssa looked a bit plainer than I expected given everyone's rave reviews about her hotness. She had wavier hair and little to no makeup today (probably since she was managing others today). She was in a looser white dress today, can anyone confirm?

[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6964507]Took a trip to Shanghai in Everett. Asked for Alyssa but the person who said she was Alyssa looked a bit plainer than I expected given everyone's rave reviews about her hotness. She had wavier hair and little to no makeup today (probably since she was managing others today). She was in a looser white dress today, can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]Sounds right, she normally don't put on make up. Her style is wild, pse she can make you pop in 5 mins LOL.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6963988]Thanks for TOFTT! I love the LMT aspect. What was the negotiation like and how much did you end up spending in total?[/QUOTE]I always drop $200 to avoid any negotiation and clearly signal intent.

If I'm really unsure, I'll drop a hundy and leave another very prominently displayed on my clothes pile.

[QUOTE=WillShook;6964544]I always drop $200 to avoid any negotiation and clearly signal intent.

If I'm really unsure, I'll drop a hundy and leave another very prominently displayed on my clothes pile.[/QUOTE]That's what I do also at known FS places, thanks for the Intel.

Got the itch to fuck. Scratched it with Pepsi at Eurotouch.

Perfunctory massage, she dropped her dress, teased both before and after the flip, applied the condom, and we fucked for a long time. Pepsi has large, pendulous breasts with responsive nips, and bit of a belly, and she quickly got me erect. Not a newsflash for most of you, but newbies be aware that she's old enough to be a grannie.

(I'd been there before and I knew exactly what I was getting.).

[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6964507]Took a trip to Shanghai in Everett. Asked for Alyssa but the person who said she was Alyssa looked a bit plainer than I expected given everyone's rave reviews about her hotness. She had wavier hair and little to no makeup today (probably since she was managing others today). She was in a looser white dress today, can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]Sounds about right. Not everyone's cup of tea, but works for me. I prefer light to no make up which is I love Alyssa and Angela so much.

Seriously how is this place open?

Got the lucky chance to meet.

Walked in showers.

2 minute massage.

Rimming.

69.

Glorious finish.

Guess she leaves tomorrow.

BTW anybody know what the going rate is for a 2 provider session?

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6962381]EDIT: To the monger who was waiting at the top of the stairs as I was getting dressed: I didnt see your face but your full mane of long brown hair was stunning on the monitor, bro. I hope you got treated well.[/QUOTE]LOL. I did. Angela took great care of me. I need to come back for the MILF. She was banging.

Between Bliss and Good we are pretty blessed in the Renton area right now.

[QUOTE=Padrote425;6965013]Seriously how is this place open?

Got the lucky chance to meet.

Walked in showers.

2 minute massage.

Rimming.

69.

Glorious finish.

Guess she leaves tomorrow.

BTW anybody know what the going rate is for a 2 provider session?[/QUOTE]400. Is Angela and Tina still working there or have the providers rotated?

[QUOTE=RustyWebfFoot;6964281]Impromptu visit as I had 30 minues to kill. 50 for the house, tipped 80 up front to the 40 something slender, attractive auntie. 20 minutes quality massage that included a nice scalp massage and gluteus rub. A bit of backdoor teasing to which I responded by arching a bit, then she lubed me up, and gave a nice prostate massage and handy. Didn't last long at all. Didn't get her name but she let me know she works Sunday through Thursday. Note that there is a lot of road construction so you need to approach from the soother at the moment.[/QUOTE]About the same experience with (I think) same MT. I'd have said upper 40's. She's friendly and skilled. OTC was welcomed. On the way out, hi / bye to a younger, curvier woman, inviting a return visit, which I may. Thanks to OP for helpful review!

Angela is who I saw.

She said she leaves to NYC tomorrow at 6 pm.

She told me to stop by so I can out those meat sheets in my mouth.

[QUOTE=Lego19;6965210]400. Is Angela and Tina still working there or have the providers rotated?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6962381]Saw Tina today. Her body is Jessica Rabbit ridiculous. [/QUOTE]Is this the TS / TG Tina or a different, born a woman Tina?

[QUOTE=Lego19;6965210]400. Is Angela and Tina still working there or have the providers rotated?[/QUOTE]Yes Tina is still working there. As mentioned in the previous report, can confirm that Angela is leaving 7/16 and will be back after 4-5 months. She has blessed us all with her amazing work.

[QUOTE=DeepInMarcus;6965544]Is this the TS / TG Tina or a different, born a woman Tina?[/QUOTE]I believe this is a different biological female Tina. I mean I guess those titties aren't natural!

Monroe has a new massage place next to jack in the box. I;ve noticed that they have the "OPEN" sign on until atleast 11 pm.

Any intel?

Saw cutie spinner Amy today. +1 to all the good things said about her. All natural tiny body with a cute bubble but. Kisses great. Rides great. Sucks GREAT great great. CIM and just kept going.

This is the first time I've been to a shoppe with 3 girls who are all so good I honestly don't care who takes me.

Nancy is the tall model: hair, make-up, and clothes always on point. Demure and sultry. GREAT SERVICE.

Sindy is the playful half-Thai. She'll lure you in and make you want to stay. GREAT SERVICE.

Amy is the college co-ed you dream of getting back to your dorm but when you do her clothes fly off instantly. GREAT SERVICE.

I was the only customer at the time so Nancy and Sindy popped in to keep me company in their very special way while Amy went to gargle. When Amy came back we invented the idea of the "Big Monkey Party" where the three of them massage me together. I'll likely do it for real sometime this week for the same 600 that I normally spend on a duo with the Love Twins.

There is no wrong answer currently at Good.

Haven't dropped by Bliss to see the new girl but Tina texted me and said I'd like her… but don’t bank on that. If someone gets intel plz share.

[QUOTE=Router911;6966048]Monroe has a new massage place next to jack in the box. I;ve noticed that they have the "OPEN" sign on until atleast 11 pm.

Any intel?[/QUOTE]So I can enjoy a Jack's hotdog while getting my hotdog jacked!

[QUOTE=DamianDono;6966002]I believe this is a different biological female Tina. I mean I guess those titties aren't natural![/QUOTE]Tina's a cis woman with work done on the two places I've blasted: her face and those MASSIVE tits. No surgery scars or weirdness around her shaved box. It's not manmade.

If nobody reports on the Bliss new girl tomorrow, I'll drop by and if I don't like her I'll gladly party with Tina again.

So am I the only one here that just likes to go back to old faithful? IE: ET / VIP / Kings? I know I can go in, and get a scrub that is fun and well, fun as hell. * The ladies have miles on them, but you know it's going to be a good time for sure. I keep thinking about going to good or Shanghi but miss the idea of the good scrub. Am I nuts?

[QUOTE=Original703;6964780]Got the itch to fuck. Scratched it with Pepsi at Eurotouch.

Perfunctory massage, she dropped her dress, teased both before and after the flip, applied the condom, and we fucked for a long time. Pepsi has large, pendulous breasts with responsive nips, and bit of a belly, and she quickly got me erect. Not a newsflash for most of you, but newbies be aware that she's old enough to be a grannie.

(I'd been there before and I knew exactly what I was getting.).[/QUOTE]Condom? Pepsi? Really?

[QUOTE=DirtyFuk;6966510]Condom? Pepsi? Really?[/QUOTE]I was going to say, "Condom? Euro Touch? Really?