Massage Parlor Reports

Guy's this place bites. Old lady doing the massage. Massage lasted about 40 min, when I had an hour appointment. Will not repeat!

Damage .7 plus .4 tip
Massage 4
Looks 3
HE 1
Cleanliness 6
Attitude 4

They remodeled the place. Was pretty clean place when I went there. If you call for an appointment and tell them you are driving they will direct you behind the building where they have a couple of parking spaces.




[QUOTE=AsianLPGAfan]Mass Ave

It is a beauty salon near symphony hall.

I actually saw Jolene there a few years ago. I thought the place was somewhat dingy and the bathroom was "yucky" .

I hoped the place has been fixed up the past few years. It would be pretty sad to hear if not.

If you don't live in the city or near the "T" I found parking to be a "PIA".

There may be some reports on other gals that worked there but I don't know how much "activity"one would get with in a salon with other customers there unless they totally changed the place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hotboyzz]Guy's this place bites. Old lady doing the massage. Massage lasted about 40 min, when I had an hour appointment. Will not repeat!

Damage .7 plus .4 tip
Massage 4
Looks 3
HE 1
Cleanliness 6
Attitude 4[/QUOTE]
If the HE is a "1" and she only gave you 40 min I think you should tip less than .4
I think I would have given .2

[QUOTE=Fluffy One]They remodeled the place. Was pretty clean place when I went there. If you call for an appointment and tell them you are driving they will direct you behind the building where they have a couple of parking spaces.[/QUOTE]I will take down my prev post of Mass Ave if it comes across too harsh. Jolene certainly did me no favors to get me free parking.

I m glad to hear the place was fixed up and folks can park their car coming into the city.

A shower would be a plus especially with all the oil.

[QUOTE=Hotboyzz]Guy's this place bites. Old lady doing the massage. Massage lasted about 40 min, when I had an hour appointment. Will not repeat!

Damage .7 plus .4 tip
Massage 4
Looks 3
HE 1
Cleanliness 6
Attitude 4[/QUOTE]
You could have avoided TOFTT and saved yourself [b]Time and Money[/b], if you did a little research.
Granted, it was the first and only post on this establishment (Now, yours makes Post #2).
"Search this Forum" is your Friend.

[QUOTE=Keigy]06-27-09 at 12:00 Post #4535
[b]TOFFT West Roxbury[/b]
CL therapeutic. Store front with reflexology footprint sign in the window, right next to nail & hair place on the corner.

Was greeted by two middle-aged chinese people, one male one female, both thin and average-looking. Male was the "mamasan" and took my .65.

Female was my therapist. OK massage but lots of talking "you're so good-looking..you smell good.. you must make lots of money, etc." Allowed roaming but nothing there that would make me want to. DIY at the end!

I couldn't wait to escape.[/QUOTE]

First of all, thanks to everyone who answered my inquiry about the place that is apparently Jolin's - I received several PMs in addition to the posts you see below. I think I'm only going to try that place if/when I find myself literally driving past there with a woody.
Once you bring the "TG" nomenclature into the conversation, I lose interest quickly... no offense to those of you who go for that sort of thing - it's just not my bag.

So, I was out and about, and had brought a couple of phone #'s with me to try for a massage this afternoon. One place was the one reviewed the other day ("limited time") by Hand Deliver, and the other was the new place in Somerville on Broadway. I will withhold the name for now since they are still a little UTR, but I think now they're advertising in the Phoenix.

I was only about 5 minutes from Somerville, so decided that would be the better choice. I called up and Linda answered - it was about 3:45 and I asked if I could come over. She said yes, and I was there in about 10 minutes. Easy Parking (meters) on Broadway, not too much foot traffic.

When I walked in (at 3:59), she greeted me, but immediately said that she had an appt at 4:30 so she could give me 30 minutes. Frankly, I think she could have told me that on the phone so I would have had the choice to detour somewhere else. I mean, she certainly didn't make the appt AFTER she took my call, did she? She also explained that they were closed yesterday, so they have been very busy today.

I should mention that I've never done 30 minutes at an AMP, ever. Just like I don't play 9 holes of golf cuz I prefer the full 18.
I go for the 45 minute massage and want the full experience (HE), so I just don't see how 30 minutes can satisfy me on both counts...
On the other hand, I decided to stay and do the 30 because I actually needed to get home sooner rather than later, and going elsewhere would have set me way behind schedule.

She left me to undress, and then came in and started a medium massage. First she draped me and got up on the table and used her weight to push out a lot of the kinks. The drape only lasted 5-6 minutes, then she used some oil and continued to do the whole upper torso.

From the short time she was working in my back, I got the idea that her massage technique is very good. I was very relaxed in no time. She moved down to the legs, and brushed the boys a couple of times. In fact, she thanked me each time I raised my butt up so she could do a maneuver that she started by wrapping both hands around my upper thigh - so high up that she had to slip them in-between my balls and my leg. Then, she squeezed her way down to the ankle.

After this leg part was done, she asked if I wanted to turn over. Of course I did, and I was already semi-erect. There was absolutely no tease pre-flip or post-flip, but her last move was sufficient to wake up the mini-me.
As soon as I flipped, she grabbed the oil, and just asked if I wanted (hand-motion). Yes, that's what I'm here for.

Unfortunately, as decent as her massaging technique was, her HJ techinque was awful. Immediately went into hyper-drive and was asking me to come within 30 seconds. When that didn't work, she explored the sphincter, and I think she asked if I wanted it inside, then inserted her finger before I could answer. So- for those of you who were looking for prostate work, there's something you will like about Linda.

She was clearly rushing me because of the next appt (I forgot to mention that someone came in right before the flip, but I thought she sent him away). I don't know about you guys, but I need some build-up and at least a few minutes of consistent pumping before I can shoot a load. She wasn't a minute into it before she was asking me to finish, and trying other things, like seeing how deep she could shove her finger up my ass.

Frankly, I just wanted it to be over, so I tried to help her with the rhythm by doing pelvic thrusts and then put her hand on my chest. Within 1-2 minutes, she seemed to be getting tired, and suggested that I take over "here, you try" and she went for both nipples while I did a 1-handed DIY.

The judges said my technique was much better than hers, and within another half-minute, I was ready to pop, so I had her finish it up. But of course, she didn't milk it enough. She practically ran out of the room before the last dribble was hitting my stomach, and came back with a hot towel and did a less-than-adequate wipe-down, then said "OK, we're done".

She had put the drape towel over me when she went for the hot towel, so I used it to get a few of the spots she missed, then got dressed.
I should point out that I saw her re-folding the drape towel, but she was changing everything else while I dressed. I honestly have no idea if the drape got replaced or not - so if you had a 4:30 appt with Linda, you may have enjoyed a little extra sauce with your happy meal. Sorry.

I gave her a tip of .25 - it's what I had in my pocket - I'm normally a very generous tipper anyhow, but in this case I think I over-tipped even for me. I thought about just giving her the .2 and holding back the lincoln, but in the end I just pulled out what I had in the pocket and bolted. She was very happy with it, but was ushering me out as the clock was almost 4:40...

Summary: If this is how the service is for a full hour, I will not return. But I'm inclined to give her another try when I know I'm getting the whole (un-rushed) hour. Some of you who've PMd me about Linda said she did a good job, so I'm hoping that I just got a bad time slot.

Plusses: -clean, warm room; -friendly attitude; -decent backrub technique; -good location with easy parking

Minuses: -surprise 30 minute session; -rushed everything; -no tease whatsoever; -awful HE technique (including DIY); -poor clean-up

Provider: Linda, 35-ish; looks: 4; body: didn't bother looking; Massage: 6-7 HE: 1 for Linda; 8.5 for myself

Damages: .4 house (1/2 hour) .25 tip

Repeat: only if we pretend that today didn't happen and start from scratch with a full hour.

Have fun and be safe,

JP

[QUOTE=Jimmy Pratt] In fact, she thanked me each time I raised my butt up so she could do a maneuver that she started by wrapping both hands around my upper thigh. So high up that she had to slip them in-between my balls and my leg. Then, she squeezed her way down to the ankle.

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Unfortunately, as decent as her massaging technique was, her HJ techinque was awful.

JP[/QUOTE]JP,

The provider that performs the best 'wrapping both hands around the upper thigh' is Amy of Medford. She gets right up in that groin area, awesome. Really nice tease and it gets better the next visit (s).

Her HE technique is second to none that I've experienced and she never rushes you out; great cleanup too. She's well reviewed on this board.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago, was on my way to the beach on a Saturday afternoon and Rte. 128 was a parking lot. Turned around and headed on 93 south, gave Amy a call and got an appt. Right away. Nice ball-draining experience, as usual.

I have only much attention to providers west or north. Can you please provide some contact info for Amy of Medford (PM or post)?

TIA,

Pika

[QUOTE=Hackva]JP,

The provider that performs the best 'wrapping both hands around the upper thigh' is Amy of Medford. She gets right up in that groin area, awesome. Really nice tease and it gets better the next visit (s).

Her HE technique is second to none that I've experienced and she never rushes you out; great cleanup too. She's well reviewed on this board.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago, was on my way to the beach on a Saturday afternoon and Rte. 128 was a parking lot. Turned around and headed on 93 south, gave Amy a call and got an appt. Right away. Nice ball-draining experience, as usual.[/QUOTE]

I never chose the 1/2 hour option simply because it is either hugely not cost effective or is not that generally available. I do understand how the lustful side of the brain can drive those decisions under some conditions such as yours.

However, when I do, I consider time management my problem and ensure they get down to biz at an appropropriate time interval. I have no qualms about keeping my watch on though it is a bit of a distraction. I had one provider suggest I was worried about her stealing it, at least I think that was the point she was trying to make.

Anyhow, I empathize with your reaction to the hyper-drive stroke and impatient attitude, major buzzkill!

I just want to applaud your taking the time to post back some info. No offense, but I would have pegged you as a leech.

Just goes to show you can't always judge a monger by his post count/content. But it still puts more people at easy with passing on info!

[QUOTE=Pikachoo]I have only much attention to providers west or north. Can you please provide some contact info for Amy of Medford (PM or post)?

TIA,

Pika[/QUOTE]

[url]http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/1318987712.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Hotboyzz]I stopped by UH and was told that Linda was no longer there, and they stopped doing massages. Linda wasn't much to look at but her service was great. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before she shows up at another location.[/QUOTE]

An out of town friend of mine insists on seeing her and I tried to locate her for him.

She answers the same number and works out of a residence in Allston.

I should hear back from him next week if he was successful in getting her.

Well, the discussion about Sasha Rose (going forward, SR) certainly got heated and piqued my curiosity, so I decided to TOFTT. Being a breast man, a huge fan of FBSM with time on my hands and money in my pocket, I contacted SR through her website.

[url]http://thebestmasseuse.com[/url]

I was feeling adventurous, and went for a double. SR mentioned to me that the "fully nude" massage occurred in a bed, which motivated me to make an appointment.

So off I go, to an upscale SS location. I got there early and spent 15 minutes at the bar (watching the Sox).

When I went to their room, I met Emily and SR. Emily is a beautiful, slender blonde, with nice breasts. SR is a curvacious, dark haired women with spectacular breasts. I mean spectacular.

Both Nude, I was covered with lovely female flesh for a full hour. Both women gave me a great massage (full body) and payed particular attention to my privates in a sensual, provacative way. I was there for a full hour and my happy ending occurred at about the 55th minute.

SR and Emily were there to please, and they delivered.

Atmosphere 9

Looks 9

Massage 8.5

HE 9

I have followed the MJ drama online for over 5 years (starting with Monica at CoedMassage Girls) and it is time to give this chick a break. Yes he's a scumbag, yes, she knows him, No, he isn't involved. He doing time.

FB

[QUOTE=Sasha Rose]My website is a wordpress website- that's a program that you use to easily publish a website using a premade template. (I'm not too good with computers.) Anyway- there is a 'stat counter' on there- and it has a part that tells you where the site visits are coming from. I saw that 'usasexguide' had sent 7 people to my site- so I was curious and clicked on it, and when I saw that people were saying false things about me I got a little upset and tried to explain. No one cared to hear my explanation. I'll not post here anymore if it really bothers people. I just wanted to clear my name- and I'm sorry for all the trouble.

Bye[/QUOTE]

OK, I had some extra time in my schedule and decided to try old faithful in Quincy.

While on the table, I hear Amy come in soon followed by the bells ringing announcing her appointment. There is an exchange between Angel and Amy in their native tongue and back to business. I notice that Angel walked over to the window and lifted the curtain that others have commented on.

As I am getting dressed with Angel out of the room, I look, and sure enough a small view point where I see another hobbyist on knees and elbows and Amy working her magic.

Angel comes back in and as I continue to dress, I ask her for a bottle of water. She leaves and I take peek # 2. Hobbyist sitting on the table sideways and Amy doing mike check.

No description of said hobbyist as I invaded his privacy enough, lol.

There's not much for us north shore guys so I wanted to report on a recent encounter. I've been sort of out of the monger loop for a while but recently got the urge for some strange so I followed up on a tip from another member that led me to Danvers. There are 3 places I know of but I had only previously been to Asian Wellness. Tina, who was great, used to be there had left and after 2 times with the mama I stopped going there. After being told of Ivy, I headed down and here is my report.

Since there's always a chance of striking out on the first appointment I dropped a couple of names that were provided by another member which I think helped in the end. The girl who greeted me asked me to wait a few minutes so I sat in the waiting room and buried my face in a magazine to avoid an uncomfortable moment with whoever would be leaving. She was just average and I was a little disappointed. However, when my turn came Misu (? ) came to get me and she was very attractive. I'd say late 20's and probably a 7.5 to 8 on looks. Spoke very little english but I paid the house fee.7 and started to undress. She came back before I was done and it didn't faze here so I thought that was promising. But then when I got on the table she draped the towel lengthwise covering my whole body. I had never had that happen so I thought I was doomed. I asked for medium and she proceeded to massage me through the towel. In my mind I already figured this was going to be a DIY. But after about 5 minutes she took the towel off and got the oil out. What followed was an excellent massage. More like medium plus and I was very relaxed through the whole thing. She also massaged my scalp, ears, forehead, everything. She definitely knew what she was doing. My only gripe is that there was really no pre flip tease. After the flip she worked my legs a little while staring at my ever increasing member and segued smoothly into oiling it up as well. From there though the rest was very mechanical. No rush but mechanical. I did rub her ass but didn't push the roaming as it was my first time there. Definitely possible I think. After completion, the cleanup was a bit incomplete as she used way too much oil and it was difficult to get off. And all she seemed to do with hot towel was spread the batter all over my chest so when she left the room I used the big towel to wipe down what she missed. Remarkably, just like JP reported below, I saw her fold the towel and place it back at the foot of the table like she was going to use it again. I told her that she should get a new towel but I don't think she understood me. So if you go here I would ask for a new towel right away. Not that that is any guarantee.

Overall. Fee.7 plus.4 tip; Looks 7.5; Body 8; massage 9; HE 6

Will def repeat and look for more roaming.