Massage Parlor Reports

So I was looking for a good quality down price it what's within my budget for the day and I came across this one. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lovely-latin-pleasures-relaxx-and-enjoy-lovely-ladies-available-now-si-habla-espaniol/14161566.[/URL].

It was a little different than the normal because she was so patient with me. I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills. She is very easy to work with as a nice quiet comfortable location and Logan Square area.

[QUOTE=DrDerrick;2343145]I have been on a roll lately and I love sharing info. On good providers. I saw this one off to the side on one of my recent visits to one of the nice local MPs. Make sure you ask to see the rotation because this place has a few gems. Saundra is a pretty girl with lots of booty and breast and knows how to treat a man. Regular menu and good prices, but you just have to ask without being obnoxious.

These girls put their necks out there so we can have a little fun, so please use discretion.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-action-soft-hands-for-the-sensual-man-100-independent-sandra-is-waiting-4-you-60/14838089[/URL][/QUOTE]True confession that I must make is that I'm really not into white girls but this one here has it Eastern European ancestry and she's really into her work. I was stopping in to see one of the best girls in town it may work out of the same location.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2389504]I got two private messages from 'regular' members (I don't mean it as a slight, I still am one) with less than 3 posts, asking for more specific / overt detail on this provider / location based on my review (s).

I am loathe to make it so easy for people who have under three posts. Especially since, although cryptic, everything you need to figure it out is in the post, if you think creatively.

I would also like to ask the advice / opinions of more senior members on what you do / how, and if, you respond when newer members with 10-15 posts (or even less) send you PMs for information. I don't wish to be rude to any new people asking me for info, but I also don't wish to give LEO any help. I do share the senior members' tendency towards discretion. Any and all advice appreciated.

[blue]What I do with my personal account (yup, I have one) if it's procedural (how do you do this?) I usually answer. If it's a request for info (know anybody good to fuck?) I just delete them and don't respond.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I don't usually reply to low post # guys or most regular members who want specific info. It puts the providers and possibly my monger friends at risk. I especially look at what their posts contain. If they have been reporting their experiences, then ok, but someone with 5-20 posts which are most or all requests for info get ignored. They should read the forum (there is plenty of info on here to get laid) or contribute with reports to get their credibility along with their senior status. My 2 cents, and some change.

[QUOTE=Maithai;2386707]Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.[/QUOTE]So the better way to spend $9000, in your mind, is to convince your waitress that you're "the one" by leaving generous tips? I'd say that's a lot more likely to end in a restraining order than an engagement.

I visited again recently, . 5 hr with table shower. I got a cute little spinner who gave a pretty good rub. She let me touch the goods but when it came time for the deed, I got shut down. I was really surprised. She would only rub the boys during self service. . 2 tip.

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

Anyone try it?

[QUOTE=DrDerrick;2389655]I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills. [/QUOTE]Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;2391074]Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.[/QUOTE]Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2390484]Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.[/QUOTE]FYI for those sending PM's. KP=Korean Palace. Perhaps I put in wrong place as it's an Apt service featuring massage+, not a store front AMP.

[QUOTE=Ashoka;1243823]Got hosed on an appointment with one of my regulars, so I was in the wind looking for a backup plan in the area, and it being 9:45, was basically out of options. Not sure why everyone closes at 9, since I am often in the mood for massage between 10 and 12, but whatever. Drove past Oki on Chicago Ave, and there was a woman manning her post, so I gave it a go. Turned out she was willing to take me at 10pm for a half-hour, so I was grateful. Her name was Kiki, older but attractive. Got a standard massage, nothing special, thorough, but not especially therapeutic. Relaxing at best. For options she wanted. 60, and I thought that high, but I decided it would be ok, given her flexibility taking me after closing. Turned out she had a piston for an arm, and despite asking her to slow down a few times, she finished up faster than I would have liked. It was 10:25. Damn! You have to admire the professional mercenary at work. Anyone have knowledge of specific masseuses or menu options at OKD worth returning for? Please feel free to PM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have had powerful HJ from kiki. Guy told me she sells great rim jobs-but wants tip of at least 100. Anyone know what else she sells? Please PM me. Kiki is very sexy & nice. -likes to take customers after 9 pm.

Newbie here. Have gotten some really good info from the board and now have something to share. Had a dream about a Mirage on Pulaski.

Took a few times of calling to get this dream because I usually wait till last minute. Introduced to Natalie who is a very cute young white girl. Quoted 80/ hhr 100/ hr.

Went with hr for the "bargain". Did not require draping and was an ok massage. On flip options were given. Went with 60 he which was topless. Was kind of mechanical, with me roaming ass over her pants. Time may have actually gone a little over the hr.

She was very cute, a nice girl, but I think there is better value out there. May repeat but would not be 1st choice because of price. Will be sharing more with you guys and thanks again for all your help!

I posted on this a couple times. Quite detailed. Search my posts and "Suhagra". I paid about $75 for 80 100 mg pills. I go through them like tic tacs. I might buy your extras, but I probably need to buy another 80. LOL.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2391338]Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2390484]Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.[/QUOTE]Although a bit more expensive KP on occasions will "knock it out the park" with their lineup. Now seems to be one of those times. Don't wait. As they will be replaced soon.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2391685]I posted on this a couple times. [/QUOTE]Apologies for sidetracking the thread. I should have searched first, don't normally read the entire Chicago forum. As long as they don't look like Tic Tacs and I pass them out to everyone at work I'm cool.

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;2389041]On Armitage seems like a new place toftt.

I called up around 6 pm yesterday and asked if they were busy. They told me "come in Honey come now " I melt when they 'honey" me.

Parking kind of so so. Walked in and greeted by pleasant lady that looked like a schoolteacher.

She pleasantly walked me into a room. Nice clean. A few minutes later a knock and in walks Michelle a

Little chunky and cute Asian , I tell her she looks like 16 years old ....25 she says with an amazing cute laughter coming from her.

Massage was very good with all area's messaged and my hands floated around pretty good with more cute laughter

coming from her and then the usual ending, and that's all that is given from her. Tipped her well and then she mentions

that she forgot to offer me table shower while apologizing, I said next time she says next time extra time

And on the way out you get that fabulous free bottled water and escorted to the door with a hug and off you go.

Another 2 ladies work here so I will be back to try the whole herd LOL and even maybe schoolteacher herself.

So far I would repeat.

(yes I am on the prowl again since my Jessica on 19 & OP closed up shop ,she should be getting a job somewhere soon )[/QUOTE]Tried this place out.

$65 for an hour. Massage was a solid swedish massage. The door fee was worth it just for that.

The girl looked to be in her 20's, didn't get the name, from China. Never covered, after flip, did some more massaging, then made a motion and I agreed. 4 won't do it for a standard, I also don't bargain that hard because it kind of kills the mood. Overall, nothing to complain.

I definitely have the feeling this is a solid massage + he place. I wouldn't really expect anything beyond that but who knows with time.

This will be dangerous on my wallet, I live way too conveniently close.

Thanks for mentioning the tipping issue.

[QUOTE=LostLarry;2392241]Tried this place out.

$65 for an hour. Massage was a solid swedish massage. The door fee was worth it just for that.

The girl looked to be in her 20's, didn't get the name, from China. Never covered, after flip, did some more massaging, then made a motion and I agreed. 4 won't do it for a standard, I also don't bargain that hard because it kind of kills the mood. Overall, nothing to complain.

I definitely have the feeling this is a solid massage + he place. I wouldn't really expect anything beyond that but who knows with time.

This will be dangerous on my wallet, I live way too conveniently close.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IlliniHoops1;2391978]Although a bit more expensive KP on occasions will "knock it out the park" with their lineup. Now seems to be one of those times. Don't wait. As they will be replaced soon.[/QUOTE]Could anyone PM me a contact number for booking here? Couldn't find one by RTFF.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2392456]Could anyone PM me a contact number for booking here? Couldn't find one by RTFF.[/QUOTE]The link is below. You can find their phone # there.

[URL]http://www.koreanpalace.us/models.php[/URL]

Had a very good experience at the Irving park AMP location. One masseuse in the house- I'd say about 45 yrs old and cute body. I have now had mostly good experiences when mamas an / owner is the only masseuse. Seems you have way more latitude for services. I chose this location in particular for the shower and body scrub.

The online ad said 55-60 with shower included. When I arrived I found out that was an additional $10. It pisses me off when they don't know their own specials! I had to ask because there have been plenty of times that they don't do the shower and "oh no time up". We stumbled over language issues and finally agrees on a price. I had almost walked out.

Pre massage shower was enjoyable. Massuse was really nice and sweet. She washed everything thoroughly. Went back to the room and was provided with a quite good massage. Didn't mind slight touching- I even caught her smiling at me throughout the experience. Massage was completed. The flip was fruitful. She worked gently. I was able to roam etc.

She asked for a. 5 tip. I said. 4. Normally I don't tip this high and with the rate bs at the beginning (a put off). However she was super kind- willing to help however and provided an above average massage.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;2392751]The link is below. You can find their phone # there.

[URL]http://www.koreanpalace.us/models.php[/URL][/QUOTE]They can be difficult to get verified with. Once you are though, they are almost always a perfect experience.

What's also nice is it is a fixed price, but all inclusive. $250.00 for hour, shower play, 2 cups, GFE gaurentee.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;2392056]Apologies for sidetracking the thread. I should have searched first, don't normally read the entire Chicago forum. As long as they don't look like Tic Tacs and I pass them out to everyone at work I'm cool.[/QUOTE]I just was not sure where my posts were. And wife was lurking nearby so I could not stay online. LOL. I'm pretty happy with All Day Chemist. If I recall correctly, the special was 40 100 mg pills (plus 40 more "free") for something like $50. Then $25 shipping. Which seems like a lot, but it was priority mail. About 4-5 days from India. I cut the 100 mgs in half so I get 160 doses for basically $75. Same exact ingredient as Viagra. Pfizer is ripping everybody off at $12-15 per pill. Thank their lobbyists for ripping us all off, extending their patent for a couple more years. All Day Chemist "asks" you to fax your prescription. But you don't have to. They send the pills either way. I would say, beware if you have a heart condition. Same issues as Viagra unless to want your final rodeo to be at an AMP! They take Visa. But tell you the automatic verification is broken. Then they send you a second email. Either way, I've had no problems. (so far.) I had to pick mine up at the post office because I was not at home the last time they came. Chinese USPS lady at the counter took my receipt. Looked at the box. Looked at me. Smiled and said "Enjoy your package. " Hope you enjoy them. Bob.

I purchased some last year before the feds came in and fined FedEx for shipping meds from India. My experience was pretty good, it was held up in NY customs so it took and extra week or two to deliver. I'm 35 like 5'6" 165 lbs the 100 mg pills are too much for me even 50 mg is a bit much. My next purchase will be for the 25 mg tabs. The pill usually lasts for at least the next morning.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2393515]I just was not sure where my posts were. And wife was lurking nearby so I could not stay online. LOL. I'm pretty happy with All Day Chemist. If I recall correctly, the special was 40 100 mg pills (plus 40 more "free") for something like $50. Then $25 shipping. Which seems like a lot, but it was priority mail. About 4-5 days from India. I cut the 100 mgs in half so I get 160 doses for basically $75. Same exact ingredient as Viagra. Pfizer is ripping everybody off at $12-15 per pill. Thank their lobbyists for ripping us all off, extending their patent for a couple more years. All Day Chemist "asks" you to fax your prescription. But you don't have to. They send the pills either way. I would say, beware if you have a heart condition. Same issues as Viagra unless to want your final rodeo to be at an AMP! They take Visa. But tell you the automatic verification is broken. Then they send you a second email. Either way, I've had no problems. (so far.) I had to pick mine up at the post office because I was not at home the last time they came. Chinese USPS lady at the counter took my receipt. Looked at the box. Looked at me. Smiled and said "Enjoy your package. " Hope you enjoy them. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jayp80;2393627]I purchased some last year before the feds came in and fined FedEx for shipping meds from India. My experience was pretty good, it was held up in NY customs so it took and extra week or two to deliver. I'm 35 like 5'6" 165 lbs the 100 mg pills are too much for me even 50 mg is a bit much. My next purchase will be for the 25 mg tabs. The pill usually lasts for at least the next morning.[/QUOTE]I just place my first order today to ADC. Transaction was exactly as Bob wrote in his post. Wanted to pay by CC and they send you a link to make the payment. I will report after I receive my Vitamins.

Bob, Thanks for the post about is place. I may have to start calling you "Coach".

It is a shame to need them at all. You have to plan more carefully. Sometimes it is funny. In fact, today I had an appointment scheduled with a private massage therapist. Took the pill before I got there. Yep! Sure enough she flaked out on me. Did not answer her buzzer. Did not answer text or phone. So I was "all dressed up and no where to go". And to make matters worse, I had scheduled a legit Chinese foot massage right after. So all though the legit massage I had a raging hard-on. The legit masseuse must have thought something was amiss, because we cuddled the whole time. Bob.

[QUOTE=E6671;2393747]I just place my first order today to ADC. Transaction was exactly as Bob wrote in his post. Wanted to pay by CC and they send you a link to make the payment. I will report after I receive my Vitamins.

Bob, Thanks for the post about is place. I may have to start calling you "Coach".[/QUOTE]

Considering that there are 5 spas on Irving Park, Scattered, can you give us another clue or two?

[QUOTE=Scattered131;2392789]Had a very good experience at the Irving park AMP location. One masseuse in the house- I'd say about 45 yrs old and cute body. I have now had mostly good experiences when mamas an / owner is the only masseuse. Seems you have way more latitude for services. I chose this location in particular for the shower and body scrub.

The online ad said 55-60 with shower included. When I arrived I found out that was an additional $10. It pisses me off when they don't know their own specials! I had to ask because there have been plenty of times that they don't do the shower and "oh no time up". We stumbled over language issues and finally agrees on a price. I had almost walked out.

Pre massage shower was enjoyable. Massuse was really nice and sweet. She washed everything thoroughly. Went back to the room and was provided with a quite good massage. Didn't mind slight touching- I even caught her smiling at me throughout the experience. Massage was completed. The flip was fruitful. She worked gently. I was able to roam etc.

She asked for a. 5 tip. I said. 4. Normally I don't tip this high and with the rate bs at the beginning (a put off). However she was super kind- willing to help however and provided an above average massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;2393975]Considering that there are 5 spas on Irving Park, Scattered, can you give us another clue or two?[/QUOTE]To find it on CL I searched body scrub.

Not sure you all would love the looks of massuese, but it was a positive experience for me.

Anybody know where the provider Debbie went? Older Chinese girl, very sweet mid 40's with a great set of tits she would let me munch on as much as I wanted. She advertised on BP for locations on Peterson and on Elston but I only every visited the Peterson one, and haven't seen her ads in a while. She gave a great massage, followed by a great HJ with as much roaming as I liked. I never did ask if FS was on menu.

Seems old reliable on Gunnisonis closed up / moved. Not sure.

I live very super close to it and as I was driving passed it, the front waiting area was completely empty with just a few flower plants.

I always figured they had a heavy anchor at that location.

anybody know more ??

[QUOTE=Dexter69;2395985]Anybody know where the provider Debbie went? Older Chinese girl, very sweet mid 40's with a great set of tits she would let me munch on as much as I wanted. She advertised on BP for locations on Peterson and on Elston but I only every visited the Peterson one, and haven't seen her ads in a while. She gave a great massage, followed by a great HJ with as much roaming as I liked. I never did ask if FS was on menu.[/QUOTE]It was a bizarre location which I think lasted longer than she ever imagined. I used to see her when she worked at new hope on Lincoln. She used to look better back then. I'm sure she'll show up again soon.

Was just at a new palace called Dundee Spa in Wheeling, $80 to get in; 45 minutes only 15 for the table shower and steam; only left 30 minutes for the rest. Had a decent massage and clean table shower and steam room. Great girls very accommodating to my specific needs. I had Sofia, sweet girl with a wonderful rack great mouth and hands. I might repeat.

What did you tip?

[QUOTE=LookingFwb;2396834]Was just at a new palace called Dundee Spa in Wheeling, $80 to get in; 45 minutes only 15 for the table shower and steam; only left 30 minutes for the rest. Had a decent massage and clean table shower and steam room. Great girls very accommodating to my specific needs. I had Sofia, sweet girl with a wonderful rack great mouth and hands. I might repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingFwb;2396834]Was just at a new palace called Dundee Spa in Wheeling, $80 to get in; 45 minutes only 15 for the table shower and steam; only left 30 minutes for the rest. Had a decent massage and clean table shower and steam room. Great girls very accommodating to my specific needs. I had Sofia, sweet girl with a wonderful rack great mouth and hands. I might repeat.[/QUOTE]I vouch for this. She's a cutie and well worth the visit.

Same day as your post I swung by there, there was a little sloppily-handwritten "CLOSED" sign on the back door.

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;2396134]Seems old reliable on Gunnisonis closed up / moved. Not sure.

I live very super close to it and as I was driving passed it, the front waiting area was completely empty with just a few flower plants.

I always figured they had a heavy anchor at that location.

anybody know more ??[/QUOTE]

Close them all down! LOL.

[QUOTE=JasperMalloy;2397667]Same day as your post I swung by there, there was a little sloppily-handwritten "CLOSED" sign on the back door.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2397420]I vouch for this. She's a cutie and well worth the visit.[/QUOTE]Have made a few visits to the other well known places in the MP area, is the scale similar here? Had very pleasant experiences with Hannah, Bonnie, and my first and best was with a lovely MT named Nene.

Just looking to expand the list of options and this one is pretty close to me. There has been a place in that area on Dundee for a few months and I haven't seen it mentioned previously so I haven't stopped in, wondering if it is really "new" or just that folks finally have something to say.

Thanks.

Hello fellow mongers! I am in STL but taking a trip up to Naperville, was wondering where I could get a decent massage with some teasing, don't need a happy ending.

Really just looking for a good massage, a table shower would be nice as well. I only have my phone to check things so searching the forum is very hard, so any suggestions or PMs would be appreciated!

Thanks, -Mike-.

Did a quick drive by and it's not the one I was thinking about, but just on the other side of 83. That makes three places with a mile to get some type of massage. Probably not a good thing for my wallet.

Jacksplatted.

So the last 3 x I've been to Crystal's in Matteson, I've gotten the same girl each time. Never got the same girl twice in all my previous visits. Anyone experienced the same lately. I've been there 3 x between December and now. Just wondering if that's the only girl they have right now and its time to move on. I need variety.

[QUOTE=Mikecl2011;2398498]Hello fellow mongers! I am in STL but taking a trip up to Naperville, was wondering where I could get a decent massage with some teasing, don't need a happy ending.

Really just looking for a good massage, a table shower would be nice as well. I only have my phone to check things so searching the forum is very hard, so any suggestions or PMs would be appreciated!

Thanks, -Mike-.[/QUOTE]Best bet would be to read the Lombard forum.

Though typically the places mentioned there do not have stellar massages. Maple and Green have table showers. If you don't want a HE or anything else, the UMassage by Rt 59 & I88 gives a pretty decent massage and includes a table shower. Likely not much teasing though, but of course that can vary with who you get.