Funny / Stupid sh*t providers put in their ads
1. No law enforcement: Do you really think LE gives a flying f*ck what disclaimers you put in your ad?
2. Highly reviewed: Do you think we won't check and find out your reviews are either ancient, non-existent or just plain bad?
3. Busty: If your pics are real and you're an A cup, that's just stupid. If you post fake A cup pics, then that's stupid AND incompetent.
4. Selective: Um, you f*ck and s*ck strangers for a living. How selective can you be?
Forum members please feel free to add to this list.
Happy hunting and stay safe!
Hello friends, back after a long break
Hello again USASG, haven't posted in over a year. GF kept me busy, but I'm back at it and got a few reviews for you my fellow hobbist. Here we go!
--First off:
Melanie.
305 901 8046.
[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/melanie-your-sensual-blonde-girl-now-reviewed-new-number-305-901-8046/16406578[/URL]
Fake pics, she is NOT the girl in the photos. She is pale, really skinny, bad implants and has a bad attitude. All business clock watcher couldn't wait to get me out, paid For the hour and later found out she doesn't allow multiples (WTF? I should have left but little head took over, and this was my first provider in a while, I've been seeing Pamela (who is as good as ever and shed some lbs recently) while I was with my GF but my lengthy absence from the game has cost me, I was almost a rookie again haha. Peace has cost you your strength, peace has defeated you -Bane that quote applies very well here.
Final verdict- AVOID, This girl is a horrible provider and a liar. I do not recommend and will not repeat.
--On the complete opposite side of the spectrum:
Savoni.
213 800 1604.
[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/video-proof-well-reviewed-34ddd-exotic-princess-visiting-for-a-limited-time/16806068[/URL]
The link says Dulles but I saw her when she was in Tysons. Pics and video are 100% real, she is HOT and very accommodating. Booked the QV first but after seeing.
Her and talking for a few minutes decided I had to go for the hour (and she does multiples). She is a west coast girl really cool and easy going, her TER reviews mention her "rules" and "limited menu" which had me skeptical before the visit, the truth is I encountered no such thing, Which makes me think it was hygiene issue. Not to
Toot my own horn but I'm a mid 20's athletic clean guy so maybe that was a factor. The donation for the services was logical for the area we are in and the menu
Obviously expands if your donation is a bit more generous, this isn't charity people. I can't emphasize enough how easygoing and fun she is as well as skilled in the arts of providing for the visitor.
Final verdict- Visit her NOW. I almost didn't want to post this because she might be hard to get a hold of now but I feel she deserves recognition for her outstanding
Service. We had a lengthy talk about how much money some girls actually spend getting real pics done professionally only to compete with scamers and fake pic
Users that flood the market. Savoni is one of the good ones treat her well she will do the same. I recommend and can't wait to repeat.
--An other girl that is always consistent is Bella Jesime, I have reviewed her before I believe. Just wanted to make a point that she is still as good as ever and while a
Bit on the pricier side I find her well worth it.
I'm glad to be back brothers. As always feel free to send me a message with any questions I'll be more than glad to help, also nice to see propilot is still here haha.
P.S. Any info in this girl would be much appreciated [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/utt-t-gn-mns-choc-th-rqustd-415-900-8514/16896933[/URL].
Nonrushed, openminded and hot passionate
[QUOTE=SidePocket;2343851]The ones that really make me laugh is "if it's not me then it's free". Yeah right!! I'm willing to bet that a freebie has never been given in this manner. I'm I'm sure 80% of those are fake pics.[/QUOTE]You're rushed no matter the length of the session you got. You get a long list of restrictions and she makes you do most of the work LOL.