Massage Parlor Reports

As Hawk Harrelson would say, MERCY! I went there today to cash in on a buy 10 get 1 free card that I had. I got the girl whose name is the same as a month. She was fine and she did everything great. But it seemed afterward she either felt ashamed for what she had done or, more likely, she thought I was a pervert since I go was just there with her a couple of days ago. I had a free massage, what did you expect May? She's in the wrong line of business if she's going to have a salty attitude after the service is performed. Overall, though she is very good at what she does.

I just have to say I won't be there for a long, long, long time. There are too many LMP's and AMP's in Chicago to deal with that crap. Plus, the door men suck mad balls at this joint. I ran into the white guy today. He knows what is up but since I've talked to him between 25 and 50 times he is OK with me. Still a major drag to deal with tho. Word to the wise, the white guy is a Jesus Freak. If you feel some tension just mention "God is Good" or "Praise the Lord" or just work Jesus into the conversation some how and he will become your best friend.

From now on, I'm jumpin' on the red line or the blue line for my entertainment. Mercy has really fallen off since Lucy used to be there about a year ago.

[QUOTE=Northside Jim]There was talk on this board a while back about cleanliness at mp's & I thought I'd relay some recent experiences. Last week I was at an amp & after I finished I was given a hot towel to clean up. I cleaned myself & returned the towel to the girl & she left the room. On the way out I saw her rinsing it out in a utility sink. I guess I always assumed at least those items were laundered but I don't ever remember seeing anyone doing laundry in an amp. Ironically, about a month ago I got a ringworm fungus infection at an emp (I don't know where else I could have gotten it) where I have seen the girls deal with laundry. It gives me pause in this are of H1N1 & MRSA.[/QUOTE]You left out the most important information possible, where was it?

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Do you know the name of one in Cal City? I haven't heard of any there. Cal City is right by Lansing so you might want to throw down $$ for FS in Lansing. I forget what the motel is called but it has a Giant windmill on top of it. If you got to BP or CL, you can get FS. I have in the past. But be wise, you never know what you are going to get.

If there was a Spa/Massage Parlor in Cal City, I'm sure you could get extras. That area isn't exactly Naperville.[/QUOTE]That would be the Pioneer Motel on Torrence just south of I-80/294, never knew they had action there.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]She's in the wrong line of business if she's going to have a salty attitude after the service is performed.

I just have to say I won't be there for a long, long, long time. There are too many LMP's and AMP's in Chicago to deal with that crap. Plus, the door men suck mad balls at this joint.[/QUOTE]
Even though the massage was free, I hoped you tipped her! If not, that would certainly explain her attitude.

As to the doormen, I'm really amazed at how a company can hire someone at damn near minimum wage, and get them to actually give a darn about what's going on upstairs. If I had that job, the last thing I would be doing is giving people a hard time about going upstairs. Why the heck does the doorman give a damn?

[QUOTE=Ling Pomo]What's Echo'sinfo?[/QUOTE]Echo is legit, excellent massage & good TS. At the time, really wasn't looking for much. If you want decent massage with HE, ask for Lisa. She'll put a smile on your face.

I don't think I should say because although I believe I got the fungus from the mp, I cannot prove it. The AMP was a typical one. The post was just meant to give everyone a heads up about hygiene & to keep their eyes open.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]You left out the most important information possible, where was it? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ling Pomo]What's Echo'sinfo?[/QUOTE]Excellent TS, Excellent Massage, but nothing else. I've yet to get a HE. But for legit, it's worth it.

[QUOTE=Lobo Karlov]Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think I have a previous report on here of Lucy's handling skills. Completely killed the finish for me. That's always the worst because there's no payoff.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Even though the massage was free, I hoped you tipped her! If not, that would certainly explain her attitude.

As to the doormen, I'm really amazed at how a company can hire someone at damn near minimum wage, and get them to actually give a darn about what's going on upstairs. If I had that job, the last thing I would be doing is giving people a hard time about going upstairs. Why the heck does the doorman give a damn?[/QUOTE]Come on man...I've been going there for a loooong long time.

I always tip.

I think that is the name, I just like mine better.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]I've never heard of Seven Seas. Are you perhaps referring to Seven Stars on Belmont?

I've never been to Seven Stars, but have been told by a therapist that has worked there that business is very slow. In case that is the same spa, your report might help explain why.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Yeah, I think I have a previous report on here of Lucy's handling skills. Completely killed the finish for me. That's always the worst because there's no payoff.[/QUOTE]It's too bad cause she's pretty cute.

Had a really great session with Tina. Would be curious to here from seniors who have had her in the past.

Lets just say she went well beyond what is usually available at this place.

Any one every seen jessica at senina?

Will she offer extra? . And yes Lucy is cute!

Went back to the AMP downtown (still advertising "grand opening"). I posted on this place before, but wanted to see if there were any additions to the menu if I went back.

Called about 20min ahead of time and made appt with same girl. I get there and noticed that, as weird as it sounds, she was cuter than I gave her credit for in the first post. I'm still a little bitter about not getting the cuter girl. But I digress.

There were some differences, but not the differences most mongers would hope for. However. She was a lot friendlier and talkative. We actually had a nice conversation (afterwards) about why she massages, how she kinda wants out but has limited education/skills, etc. I'll post about that another time (really interesting). Anyway, the massage was (again) very good for an AMP. I noticed a lot more teasing and VERY light touching in the right spot while on my stomach. On the flip, AWESOME teasing and a very unrushed happy ending. Even followed with some playful tickling, chit chat (mentioned earlier), compliments (feeding my ego), and finishing up the massage on the arms and hands. Didn't seem to be much more on the menu. YMMV. This time I was allowed to put my arm around her waist and get good feels of the legs and butt. But it was clear that my hands could go no further. I tried. She even hinted that me touching her that much was "bad", but she allowed it. She was wearing jeans and a nice shirt. Nothing too sexy, but cute.

BOTTOM LINE: If you work down town, and need a decent massage, a little release, and don't need FS. This is a decent spot for you. Who knows YMMV. And I even got a nice hug as I left. T. Sounds corny, but I liked it.65 for the massage. And neither time did I get an upsale or was hinted that I needed to tip for anything. Of course, I did. But it was afterwards. So you can determine how much it's worth to you. My tip was pretty standard. Not much at all, but she seemed to REALLY appreciate it when I gave it to her.

I've seen Ivona, Olga & Tina at L. Best I could do was a hr or Russian finish. It's a great place but pricey. I go too often.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Had a really great session with Tina. Would be curious to here from seniors who have had her in the past.

Lets just say she went well beyond what is usually available at this place.[/QUOTE]