Well, Well All The Rats Are In Their Holes
[QUOTE=Chris5;2595669]A truck stop for non stop blowjobs! LOL! Now that would be a beautiful sight to see. M2 you are a 1000 percent correct about the SW scene in Oakland!! There are girls all over 24 hours a day! This is why I enjoy reading your posts. You always bring out new and exciting adventures. By the way I was in South Florida last weekend (Lake Worth) and I hooked up with a young blonde bombshell and got a excellent Blow job at the beach at night, anyway I asked her to tell me about her past dates and what they did, she opened up like you would not believe about some of these other tricks! My question seemed to have excited her. The shit she told me was funny as fuck! So I thank you sir M2 for your input and advice you give on this board. I truly am a huge fan of your work. I'm an asshole, so no one likes me on this board so I don't get many messages at all. LOL! But you sir, I notice other members constantly asking you to clear your inbox! Keep up the good work.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Good place for them. Your not an asshole- because your like me. I get a lot of PM's because of the pictures I take. And I know what store and what section of the store to buy clothes in. And my posts always have twists in them. As far as the girls telling about their previous dates- it's easier to do that while making- out and their stroking your dick. You start out by saying -how many dates did you have last night. She'll say "4". You say. Tell me about your first one- where did you meet. She'll say "Mcdonald's". You'll say- were you excited as you got in his car. She'll say "Yes. " You say. Did you look at his penis after you guys parked and was it soft or semi-hard when you saw it. She says "soft. " You ask, did you get turned on because it was soft and you were hoping it would grow in your mouth. She says, "very much so. " Then you say. Did one of your nipples -become erect while his penis was growing in your mouth.
That can go on for quite a while once you practice up at it. The best way to practice is to watch porn. And formulate in your mind what you want to say to stimulate her. Half the fun of being with a girl is to not only be doing something sexual with her- but to take her on a fantasy trip into her mind. Some of the best fantasy trips are the one's she just had. On to Bissonette and a better explanation of party row.
As far as Bissonette goes -the reason it's no. 1 is like this. Imagine you pull into a strip mall and their is a Super Sonic drive-in restaurant there. And there are 50 cars to your right and 50 to your left. There's 150 car hops on roller skates there- waiting to take your order. One of them rolls up to your window and says "can I take your order. " You say. Let me talk to that blond over with the big_ eyes. The blond with the big_ eyes rolls up and says can I take your order. You say. What's on the menu- she says "everything. " Very well I'll have the- Special - "You mean BBBJCIMW / drool- like in porn with slow motion. " Yes. "Very well let me come over to the other door and give you the -Special- ". M2 out.
Well Chris 5 : Sounds Like You Stepped In It:
Right up to your waist. Just for defending a girls honor. I've dealt with these vultures (parasitic creatures that only post nastiness based on someone else's fine post- but never post anything about a girl themselves) before. We'll be at Trapeze or Fantasyland this weekend- so I don't post on the weekends. But if your still dealing with them on Sunday -I'll throw you a life preserver.
Remember 2 can play this alliterative game as in: Who's King Monger, Kingosabe, King Swinger, King PM'er (take heed on that one), King Fantasy Man, King SDC Member, King Lesbo club, - tread carefully there nerd. And pray he doesn't ask for that round white object.
M2 this post is for you sir.
M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.
It is common to report if a girl gets arrested
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596085]I did not appreciate your post in the east 50 thread you piece of shit! Your making fun of someone who was put on a forced vacation? That's funny to you motherfucker! Well guess what, I ain't fucking laughing fucktard! That girl is a personal friend of mine so find someone else to make fun of you bastard! Takes a real manly man to make fun of and post a shitty post after that person is put on vacation! Fucking prick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]So that the board can help out.
I can read and you being such a fuqn connoisseur of needle strapping SW's should know about this reporting grasshopper.
Or, are you now channeling your inner George Zimmerman and policing that board also?
My apologies are to Keri if I was a bit too harsh. I am sure she is a sweet girl and I hope (just say NO to a Ten Dollar tip Chris) and her otber clients can help her out, like when you bought Brandy her car. DOH!
Her identity is not a secret since her FB is a click away.
Chris 5 You Just Name The Names
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596663]M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I've embarrassed these nerds before and I've only used a few snowflakes at the tip of the iceberg- not even the tip or anything close to underwater. We've got couples coming over to our beautiful home and I promised no posting to my girlfriend till Sunday. So if you haven't embarrassed the vultures by then I will and they know that. To- daloo, M2 out.
