Massage Parlor Reports

Decided to put this review in the Lombard section because Addison is the next town over. Last week went to the Asian Massage House on West Lake St in Addison and left after about 10 min.

First of all it's located in a dump of a building with the front door literally 50 ft from the busy traffic on Lake St so everyone can see you coming and going. Parking is in the rear but you have to walk around to the front to get in. Second, the interior is about as bad as the rest of the building and it just looked seedy inside. Third, after I paid 40 to the grandma I went into the room when I swear to God HER grandma walks in and says "I massagey you". Uh, I don't think so great grandma. So I grabbed my phone, made it light up, started some fake talking and then told her I had to leave. She said "no massagey you"? I said no, went to the front desk, got my money back and got the hell out of there quick.

I believe this place is owned by the same guy who owns the one on York Rd in Elmhurst because the set up including the printed menu and signs on the wall are identical. That place also has no shortage of grandmas who use way too much oil and don't know how to massage.

Jeez, this is getting to be like a "grandma invasion" in these "massagey" places. Needless to say WNR.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3098939]Decided to put this review in the Lombard section because Addison is the next town over. Last week went to the Asian Massage House on West Lake St in Addison and left after about 10 min.

First of all it's located in a dump of a building with the front door literally 50 ft from the busy traffic on Lake St so everyone can see you coming and going. Parking is in the rear but you have to walk around to the front to get in. Second, the interior is about as bad as the rest of the building and it just looked seedy inside. Third, after I paid 40 to the grandma I went into the room when I swear to God HER grandma walks in and says "I massagey you". Uh, I don't think so great grandma. So I grabbed my phone, made it light up, started some fake talking and then told her I had to leave. She said "no massagey you"? I said no, went to the front desk, got my money back and got the hell out of there quick.

I believe this place is owned by the same guy who owns the one on York Rd in Elmhurst because the set up including the printed menu and signs on the wall are identical. That place also has no shortage of grandmas who use way too much oil and don't know how to massage.

Jeez, this is getting to be like a "grandma invasion" in these "massagey" places. Needless to say WNR.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Well played, sir. I'm also not a fan of 140 year old women massaging me.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3098939]Decided to put this review in the Lombard section because Addison is the next town over. Last week went to the Asian Massage House on West Lake St in Addison and left after about 10 min.

First of all it's located in a dump of a building with the front door literally 50 ft from the busy traffic on Lake St so everyone can see you coming and going. Parking is in the rear but you have to walk around to the front to get in. Second, the interior is about as bad as the rest of the building and it just looked seedy inside. Third, after I paid 40 to the grandma I went into the room when I swear to God HER grandma walks in and says "I massagey you". Uh, I don't think so great grandma. So I grabbed my phone, made it light up, started some fake talking and then told her I had to leave. She said "no massagey you"? I said no, went to the front desk, got my money back and got the hell out of there quick.

I believe this place is owned by the same guy who owns the one on York Rd in Elmhurst because the set up including the printed menu and signs on the wall are identical. That place also has no shortage of grandmas who use way too much oil and don't know how to massage.

Jeez, this is getting to be like a "grandma invasion" in these "massagey" places. Needless to say WNR.



AJ.[/QUOTE]Sadly that is probably one of the better spots on Lake Street, otherwise known as American spa clip joint headquarters.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3098939]Decided to put this review in the Lombard section because Addison is the next town over. Last week went to the Asian Massage House on West Lake St in Addison and left after about 10 min.

First of all it's located in a dump of a building with the front door literally 50 ft from the busy traffic on Lake St so everyone can see you coming and going. Parking is in the rear but you have to walk around to the front to get in. Second, the interior is about as bad as the rest of the building and it just looked seedy inside. Third, after I paid 40 to the grandma I went into the room when I swear to God HER grandma walks in and says "I massagey you". Uh, I don't think so great grandma. So I grabbed my phone, made it light up, started some fake talking and then told her I had to leave. She said "no massagey you"? I said no, went to the front desk, got my money back and got the hell out of there quick.

I believe this place is owned by the same guy who owns the one on York Rd in Elmhurst because the set up including the printed menu and signs on the wall are identical. That place also has no shortage of grandmas who use way too much oil and don't know how to massage.

Jeez, this is getting to be like a "grandma invasion" in these "massagey" places. Needless to say WNR.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Smart move. You are lucky. I went there shortly after it opened and went through with the massage. It was so bad that I felt I needed a tetanus shot afterwards.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;3099553]Smart move. You are lucky. I went there shortly after it opened and went through with the massage. It was so bad that I felt I needed a tetanus shot afterwards.[/QUOTE]These days, if I'm not happy when I walk in I just walk out. There are so many providers out there that I don't need to pay good money for lousy service. The reason these places exsist is because the owners know most guys will still pay for lousy service. When more guys walk out and their business suffers maybe they will get the message that lousy service doesn't pay.

AJ.

[QUOTE=Duffie;3097957]DM they just got a new flower in. Lily, she's young (early twenties according to the owner) and pretty. At first I thought she was of Spanish descent until she started speaking. She has a fit body and an a cup, big nips. She gave an ok massage which lasted about 25 minutes and at the time of the flip she asked me a few more questions like who I usually see when I visit the flower shop and how long I've been going there. She started off the HS with all her clothes on and after about a min I asked if she would give me a naked HS she agreed. She took all her clothes off and set it on the chair and then she proceeds to taking the chair and places it in front of the door to block it. So she kneels on the massage table right next to me, my hands started to wonder and about 8 minutes into the HS she was getting tired and asked if I wanted a BJ, I declined and then after about 10 mins into the HS she asked if I wanted a FS, I asked her if she had an umbrella, she didn't but was willing to go without, so I declined and stuck with the HS (the HS was ok). She wanted 150 for the FS. I don't think I will be returning to visit this flower just because during the HS she kept telling me how much time I had left every few minutes (this made it hard for me to finish) and she was staring at me all weird during the HS. It seemed like she was more concerned on what my facial expressions were than the HS. 65 for door fee, 60 for the HS (more than I wanted to pay but the usual girl I see there was out of town).[/QUOTE]I was recently disappointed with the recent talent in the area. After reading this review and decided to stop by the flower shop. Requested Lilly, I think she must have been taking a nap, looked like she just woke up. Anyhow, opted for the $45 for 30 min. Went with soft massage. About 5 min in the heavy teasing begins, I figure what the hell and just turn over. She started playing and so did I and then then the clothes came off, I was pretty amazed by how quick she moved. She jumped on top of me and tried to kiss me and just keeps trying to stick her tongue in my mouth, was not very happy about that. The offer of no hat is correct, she rubbed around for a couple minutes then in it went. I'm a BBFS lover so I was ok with it. Let her ride for a bit then on to mish. She just said outside, tried to explain I was snipped but don't think she understand, so I pulled anyway. I know a lot of guys don't like going here but I had an awesome time (obviously). I think the bad reviews are working because it was Friday at lunch and only one person came in. $45 entrance and $1. 2 tip. Did I overpay, not in my opinion. The only negatives I can see is a lack of a shower, not sure if they have one. Also watching the front door in the monitor when your banging a chick is a little weird. To summarize, they seem to have larger tables then most, which I liked. Lilly is super sweet and fun, I never had any mention of tip or time, handed her the tip and she smiled. She is a spinner with a super tiny rear and a snug kitty. Also had a decent little Bush which I'm not usually a fan of, but it wasn't out of control.

This girl sounds amazing! Only issue I have is her being so willing to go without a cover. That makes me hesitant even though she sounds hot.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3106529]I was recently disappointed with the recent talent in the area. After reading this review and decided to stop by the flower shop. Requested Lilly, I think she must have been taking a nap, looked like she just woke up. Anyhow, opted for the $45 for 30 min. Went with soft massage. About 5 min in the heavy teasing begins, I figure what the hell and just turn over. She started playing and so did I and then then the clothes came off, I was pretty amazed by how quick she moved. She jumped on top of me and tried to kiss me and just keeps trying to stick her tongue in my mouth, was not very happy about that. The offer of no hat is correct, she rubbed around for a couple minutes then in it went. I'm a BBFS lover so I was ok with it. Let her ride for a bit then on to mish. She just said outside, tried to explain I was snipped but don't think she understand, so I pulled anyway. I know a lot of guys don't like going here but I had an awesome time (obviously). I think the bad reviews are working because it was Friday at lunch and only one person came in. $45 entrance and $1. 2 tip. Did I overpay, not in my opinion. The only negatives I can see is a lack of a shower, not sure if they have one. Also watching the front door in the monitor when your banging a chick is a little weird. To summarize, they seem to have larger tables then most, which I liked. Lilly is super sweet and fun, I never had any mention of tip or time, handed her the tip and she smiled. She is a spinner with a super tiny rear and a snug kitty. Also had a decent little Bush which I'm not usually a fan of, but it wasn't out of control.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jlima;3107005]This girl sounds amazing! Only issue I have is her being so willing to go without a cover. That makes me hesitant even though she sounds hot.[/QUOTE]She is definitely willing to go without cover. I almost did it, but I did the finger test and it didn't smell good. Opted for a HJ, even though she kept saying "you can do outside. " Maybe if it smelled good, but no thanks! My finger still smells funky.

Yep. Always do the finger test and avoid issues like that. That should be basic hygiene to keep clean.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3107697]She is definitely willing to go without cover. I almost did it, but I did the finger test and it didn't smell good. Opted for a HJ, even though she kept saying "you can do outside. " Maybe if it smelled good, but no thanks! My finger still smells funky.[/QUOTE]

As to all these hygiene reports below. I've often boasted to friends I'll never go back to american pussy again! I've managed to enjoy some of the cleanest Asian gash and asshole eating I personally ever had.

Some of the girls are extremely aware of personal hygiene, probably raised that way.

My encounters happened with non FS providers who I've come to know well. I never indulge at FS parlors.

That could be risky. Be well brother mongers.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3107955]Yep. Always do the finger test and avoid issues like that. That should be basic hygiene to keep clean.[/QUOTE]Absolutely. I've only encountered that bad of a smell once or twice before. Not something I'm willing to mess with. I wonder if there is a shower in that place. I've never been offered one, but maybe only with a 90 min session?

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3108167]Absolutely. I've only encountered that bad of a smell once or twice before. Not something I'm willing to mess with. I wonder if there is a shower in that place. I've never been offered one, but maybe only with a 90 min session?[/QUOTE]I realize 100 percent it was not the greatest thing do. Sometimes the small brain gets the best of me. She just looked pretty dam good wiggling around on top of me and then it happened. Sorry if not everybody approves. Being a newb, I try to post every encounter that I have (not many), and not ask anyone for anything. Hopefully one of my posts will be able to help someone out.

If I recall I used the bathroom there and I believe I saw a stand up shower but its been a while so I can't remember.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3108167]Absolutely. I've only encountered that bad of a smell once or twice before. Not something I'm willing to mess with. I wonder if there is a shower in that place. I've never been offered one, but maybe only with a 90 min session?[/QUOTE]

They had a table shower a couple months ago and I also think there is a stand up shower. They have soap and water so there is no need for hygiene issues. In this line of work I would think cleanliness would be of the upmost importance.



[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3108495]If I recall I used the bathroom there and I believe I saw a stand up shower but its been a while so I can't remember.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3107955]Yep. Always do the finger test and avoid issues like that. That should be basic hygiene to keep clean.[/QUOTE]Damn right. It may not just be a lack of hygiene. She could have a yeast infection, or a urinary tract infection. Yet another reason not to saddle up bareback on a stranger. You start pissing three or four times an hour, or have an itch that can't be scratched, it can get very unpleasant very fast.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3107697]She is definitely willing to go without cover. I almost did it, but I did the finger test and it didn't smell good. Opted for a HJ, even though she kept saying "you can do outside. " Maybe if it smelled good, but no thanks! My finger still smells funky.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning message! I was thinking to visit and take cover with me. Is she hell bent on doing it without any cover always? I can save a trip if that's the case.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;3108675]Thanks for the warning message! I was thinking to visit and take cover with me. Is she hell bent on doing it without any cover always? I can save a trip if that's the case.[/QUOTE]I am trying to follow this thread, but, what place are you talking about?

[QUOTE=ChicagoMonger;3108685]I am trying to follow this thread, but, what place are you talking about?[/QUOTE]And to answer one off the other questions I saw, she was not aggressive about the no hat thing, I had one in my pocket and I sure I could have used it. It just moved a little to quick. If someone is looking for a really nice girl / nice massage, I would go, just don't get caught up in the excitement like I did. I'm sure she won't be offended or try to kick you out if you put a coat on. I will be headed back this weekend and I will approach everything different.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3108853]And to answer one off the other questions I saw, she was not aggressive about the no hat thing, I had one in my pocket and I sure I could have used it. It just moved a little to quick. If someone is looking for a really nice girl / nice massage, I would go, just don't get caught up in the excitement like I did. I'm sure she won't be offended or try to kick you out if you put a coat on. I will be headed back this weekend and I will approach everything different.[/QUOTE]I stopped by the flower shop to see a different girl and had a nice time, but I think I'm going to take a break for awhile as it is just getting too expensive (3 times in two weeks). Lili (Lily?) is no longer there. According to girl I saw, she may be back but no telling when.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3109340]Lili (Lily?) is no longer there. According to girl I saw, she may be back but no telling when.[/QUOTE]9 months based on previous review?

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3110135]9 months based on previous review?

-w.[/QUOTE]I'm snipped and I pulled, so not me. Crap now I feel bad. Hopefully someone didn't read my review then stopped by and seeded her. I was just trying to give an honest review. She probably had a whole mess of guys stopping by after that, and I'm sure there were a bunch before my post also.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3111491]I'm snipped and I pulled, so not me. Crap now I feel bad. Hopefully someone didn't read my review then stopped by and seeded her. I was just trying to give an honest review. She probably had a whole mess of guys stopping by after that, and I'm sure there were a bunch before my post also.[/QUOTE]Gezz I hope no one seeded her, she's a nice girl. For those that are wondering they do have a table shower at the flower shop you have to ask for it (I always do it before the massage).

I stopped by and got a new flower, older and thick but I found her attractive. I only did a short visit but her massage was very good. The owner was there so I caught up with her. I also saw a very cute girl, long black hair. Not sure if that was the BB princess but she was very cute. I was happy to NOT see the PITA blonde.

First visit here. $60 for an hour including TS. Drew Lee Lee. Middle aged, and not too attractive. Started with the TS. Scrubbed me good, a little cleaning of the popo. Flipped, and washed everywhere except the pole. Uh oh. Asked about cleaning there and got a no. Dried me off and back to the room. Decent massage, not too much oil as others have mentioned. Covers the boys with a handtowel on the flip, and starts a soft slow rub of my belly. OK, here we go. Put my hand on her ass for encouragement, but not even a graze of anything important. Pretty good massage all in all, but no happiness.

[QUOTE=DaveDewers;3115215]First visit here. $60 for an hour including TS. Drew Lee Lee. Middle aged, and not too attractive. Started with the TS. Scrubbed me good, a little cleaning of the popo. Flipped, and washed everywhere except the pole. Uh oh. Asked about cleaning there and got a no. Dried me off and back to the room. Decent massage, not too much oil as others have mentioned. Covers the boys with a handtowel on the flip, and starts a soft slow rub of my belly. OK, here we go. Put my hand on her ass for encouragement, but not even a graze of anything important. Pretty good massage all in all, but no happiness.[/QUOTE]York Rd is not worth the money. I and others have reported on this place several times.

In fact, one time on a Sunday morning there were no girls who even came to work that day so the guy who owns the place walks into the room and offers to do the massage. Uh, I don't think so. Lucky for me he returned my 60 and was pretty nice about it. Told me he had a hard time finding girls to work there and from what I have seen the ones who do work there are grandma's.

AJ.

[QUOTE=DaveDewers;3115215]First visit here. $60 for an hour including TS. Drew Lee Lee. Middle aged, and not too attractive. Started with the TS. Scrubbed me good, a little cleaning of the popo. Flipped, and washed everywhere except the pole. Uh oh. Asked about cleaning there and got a no. Dried me off and back to the room. Decent massage, not too much oil as others have mentioned. Covers the boys with a handtowel on the flip, and starts a soft slow rub of my belly. OK, here we go. Put my hand on her ass for encouragement, but not even a graze of anything important. Pretty good massage all in all, but no happiness.[/QUOTE]I have been there with the same results. Not going back.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3110135]9 months based on previous review?

-w.[/QUOTE]I'm headed out for a massage. Where is the Flower shop?

"Thick" or "curvy" ? LOL.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3115156]I stopped by and got a new flower, older and thick but I found her attractive. I only did a short visit but her massage was very good. The owner was there so I caught up with her. I also saw a very cute girl, long black hair. Not sure if that was the BB princess but she was very cute. I was happy to NOT see the PITA blonde.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by Ivy today. Wanted to see if reports were accurate. First time I had to haggle there. Stayed firm with the usual $ and she finally relented when she figured it out it was all or nothing. Worst experience there by far. Will suspend future visits until they change. Peace.

Did you find it? If so how'd it go?

[QUOTE=BigNick33;3118092]I'm headed out for a massage. Where is the Flower shop?[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, theres a sting going on at meadows of catalpa. Be careful. One blonde older woman always posting under massage she's legit. But she's with younger brown hair girl that shoots herion. Blonde is smoking meth. The blonde son lived there and brunettes boyfriends there to. There being watched by sheriffs. His ex told neighbor hood watch lady everything that goes on there she tols about them parking under carport and them parking and walking she lives in front she sees everyone that comes in. Just be carefull. They know about her boyfriend making meth. So you know drug force is going to go in there soon. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MarkWHollow223;3122811]Hey guys, theres a sting going on at meadows of catalpa. Be careful. One blonde older woman always posting under massage she's legit. But she's with younger brown hair girl that shoots herion. Blonde is smoking meth. The blonde son lived there and brunettes boyfriends there to. There being watched by sheriffs. His ex told neighbor hood watch lady everything that goes on there she tols about them parking under carport and them parking and walking she lives in front she sees everyone that comes in. Just be carefull. They know about her boyfriend making meth. So you know drug force is going to go in there soon. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Thanks Officer Friendly! Can anyone translate this post into coherent English?

I don't think so.

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;3123829]Thanks Officer Friendly! Can anyone translate this post into coherent English?[/QUOTE]

Does anyone know where Connie / Sunny might have gone to or did they get shipped out? They made ivy Massage a good place to go.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3123922]I don't think so.[/QUOTE]The apartments in Dayton OH?

No idea. I did not post the original post.

[QUOTE=Bebop60;3124017]The apartments in Dayton OH?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bebop60;3124017]The apartments in Dayton OH?[/QUOTE]Per google I guess so LMAO! Interesting post LOL.

Drew Amy, nice visit despite short TS with focus on my feet at the expense of other areas. Erratic not erotic massage, but very friendly and passable English. Didn't like to be touched but shooed my hands away without killing the mood. It was as though she didn't want me to interfere with her vigorous efforts to please me, and please me she did. Counted the tip ahead of time but didn't haggle for more. $. 2.

Doesn't sound that great to me. She shooed your hands away because she most likely did not like the groping. Sounds like you gave her the tip before too.

[QUOTE=GiggiD;3126063]Drew Amy, nice visit despite short TS with focus on my feet at the expense of other areas. Erratic not erotic massage, but very friendly and passable English. Didn't like to be touched but shooed my hands away without killing the mood. It was as though she didn't want me to interfere with her vigorous efforts to please me, and please me she did. Counted the tip ahead of time but didn't haggle for more. $. 2.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by and got another curvy older older lady, average looking, good massage. On the flip she wanted the tip before. I said no just massage today. She wanted to make sure I left happy so she accepted the tip afterwards.