Massage Parlor Reports

Okay so I'm one of the lurkers who has used this forum and not offered a review, so I figure it is time to pay my dues. After reading the forum for a while I decided to give CB a try. This was my first time at an AMP so I was (and still am I suppose) quite a noob. Following advice on this forum in terms of proper etiquette and knowing what is appropriate for pay and all that was very helpful. I'll agree with everyone so far who has pointed out that little kindness and politeness to your provider goes a long way-though honestly I try to be kind to anyone providing me any sort of business service. This review is a bit overdue as my visit was about a month ago. While there I mentioned having read about CB on this site and Cherry seemed appreciative of that.

As I said from all the positive reviews it seemed CB was the best bet for trying out my first experience, and boy were you guys on the money!

I made an appointment for a Saturday afternoon. I was greeted by Cherry and she was dressed in sweats and tee-shirt, basically what I would expect to see at a legit place. I paid for an hour to get a full experience, but didn't have any preconceived ideas of what was going to happen; going just for the experience itself. I waited in the room for a while-probably only five minutes, though it felt longer. Sounded like one or two other guys came in as I was waiting, so probably the staff had to make sure everyone was situated. At first another provider came in (didn't get her name) dressed also in legit clothes and gave me a pretty good message. She was very no nonsense, no flirting or even talking and her massage was so professional I was beginning to think I had just paid for an hour long legit massage-albeit a very good massage. So I was just getting into the mind-set of "oh well at least I got a nice massage" when the other provider left and Cherry returned wearing a very sexy short dress and then things started to get much more interesting.

Long story short, I had an excellent time. Likely from nervousness and a bit of fatigue from working earlier in the day it took me a while to be fully satisfied with my experience, but Cherry said she wouldn't let me leave until I was happy and gave me the full works. All of you guys likely already know this, but Cherry is a very attractive woman-especially once she gets all dressed up-perfect slender body, very soft skin, and best of all seems genuinely kind and interested in providing quality customer service. I think my only complaint is that having experienced this quality of service, I can't imagine any other place being better.

Price $ for hour long massage (paid extra for Swedish massage, not sure how that differs from standard massage, but didn't want to look like a cheapskate). Then another $ for tip. From reading around a bit, I think this might be a bit high, but I'm usually willing to pay more for better customer service.

Excellent report. I am glad that your first time was great. Though I think you paid a bit for the hr entry. I'm sure it will benefit you again. I wouldn't expect it anyother way from cb.

Cherry is one of the best with service. I personally have not been with cherry herself. Age gap. But have with her other girls and they are also on top of their game. I highly recommend them. I believe its candy and I forget the other girl on thursdays. Either way you can't go wrong.

Thanks for the report. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Beery; 1313134]Okay so I'm one of the lurkers who has used this forum and not offered a review, so I figure it is time to pay my dues. After reading the forum for a while I decided to give CB a try. This was my first time at an AMP so I was (and still am I suppose) quite a noob. Following advice on this forum in terms of proper etiquette and knowing what is appropriate for pay and all that was very helpful. I'll agree with everyone so far who has pointed out that little kindness and politeness to your provider goes a long way-though honestly I try to be kind to anyone providing me any sort of business service. This review is a bit overdue as my visit was about a month ago. While there I mentioned having read about CB on this site and Cherry seemed appreciative of that.

As I said from all the positive reviews it seemed CB was the best bet for trying out my first experience, and boy were you guys on the money!

I made an appointment for a Saturday afternoon. I was greeted by Cherry and she was dressed in sweats and tee-shirt, basically what I would expect to see at a legit place. I paid for an hour to get a full experience, but didn't have any preconceived ideas of what was going to happen; going just for the experience itself. I waited in the room for a while-probably only five minutes, though it felt longer. Sounded like one or two other guys came in as I was waiting, so probably the staff had to make sure everyone was situated. At first another provider came in (didn't get her name) dressed also in legit clothes and gave me a pretty good message. She was very no nonsense, no flirting or even talking and her massage was so professional I was beginning to think I had just paid for an hour long legit massage-albeit a very good massage. So I was just getting into the mind-set of "oh well at least I got a nice massage" when the other provider left and Cherry returned wearing a very sexy short dress and then things started to get much more interesting.

Long story short, I had an excellent time. Likely from nervousness and a bit of fatigue from working earlier in the day it took me a while to be fully satisfied with my experience, but Cherry said she wouldn't let me leave until I was happy and gave me the full works. All of you guys likely already know this, but Cherry is a very attractive woman-especially once she gets all dressed up-perfect slender body, very soft skin, and best of all seems genuinely kind and interested in providing quality customer service. I think my only complaint is that having experienced this quality of service, I can't imagine any other place being better.

Price $ for hour long massage (paid extra for Swedish massage, not sure how that differs from standard massage, but didn't want to look like a cheapskate). Then another $ for tip. From reading around a bit, I think this might be a bit high, but I'm usually willing to pay more for better customer service.[/QUOTE]

Good to know CB's is the best place around bar none. It would be nice to have all the places be like CB's but then there would be no fun in the hunt. Because thats what we are hunters. We enjoy the rush and the reward. Not saying they are just pieces of meat. These beautiful women deserve all the love and respect we have to give. So be respectful.

[QUOTE=MpLover21;1314422]Good to know CB's is the best place around bar none. It would be nice to have all the places be like CB's but then there would be no fun in the hunt. Because thats what we are hunters. We enjoy the rush and the reward. Not saying they are just pieces of meat. These beautiful women deserve all the love and respect we have to give. So be respectful.[/QUOTE]I somewhat disagree. If we were hunters, then we'd be playing the dating game. We go to MPs for the turkey shoot (or at least I do). If I'm paying money, I want quality. If I were an alpha male and could get it for free, I'd be willing to lower my standards a bit, because it's free (if I were an alpha male, I'd be able to get premium fluff though, so I probably wouldn't even have to settle for less).

[QUOTE=Angryaryan;1314823]I somewhat disagree. If we were hunters, then we'd be playing the dating game. We go to MPs for the turkey shoot (or at least I do). If I'm paying money, I want quality. If I were an alpha male and could get it for free, I'd be willing to lower my standards a bit, because it's free (if I were an alpha male, I'd be able to get premium fluff though, so I probably wouldn't even have to settle for less).[/QUOTE]I treat all the AMP girls with respect because they are providing a service. That is the way I do business in general. It's like, don't piss off the chef because he will piss in your soup. You never know when you might want to be a repeat customer. In turn they should treat all customers with respect as they are providing a service and don't want a bad reputation and want repeat customers. The younger ones seem less respectful. The older ones will usually provide better service with more extras, maybe a semi GFE and even help you dress. It pays to be nice, I was a repeat customer in Ventura this week and got two girls with two pops for a small up charge. Nice!

BTW, I love CB but 100 at the door is to much. Most guys over tip and try not to look cheap when they are learning the ropes. The nature of the culture in asia is to bargain. It okay to bargain and strike a deal. They respect and expect you to negotiate.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1315072]I treat all the AMP girls with respect because they are providing a service. That is the way I do business in general. It's like, don't piss off the chef because he will piss in your soup. You never know when you might want to be a repeat customer. In turn they should treat all customers with respect as they are providing a service and don't want a bad reputation and want repeat customers.[/QUOTE]Oh, I certainly agree with mutual respect in all businesses. I was only commenting because I believe that if I were a hunter, I would play the dating game. Also, if I'm going to pay, I want to be able to get it on with the women that I'm attracted to, not women that I have no sexual attraction for. This is why I'd pay for quality Korean girls when I was mongering, but I wouldn't want to pay for latinas or deal with SE Asians because I personally have no sexual attraction for them (no offense; I'm Black and I know that no Asian woman or quality woman of any race wants anything to do with me either, which is why I had to pay for Koreans).

<<<<"I'm Black and I know that no Asian woman or quality woman of any race wants anything to do with me either, which is why I had to pay for Koreans"

This forum is about P4P. Given the context of this forum your continual references like those above are at best awkward to read. You are very opinion driven and you appear to lack self esteem. That is a recipe for a very unhappy individual. Respectfully I urge you to seek professional therapy.

Hi all, First time poster here, so don't be too hard on me. I visited The Health Center yesterday and had a pretty good experience with Jenni. I was going to go to CB, but the with that dang store right next to it and the hair place, people were standing around outside and stuff, so I opted for the Health Center. I only went for the 1/2 since I wasn't sure of this place. Paid the house 40 and went inside. Jenni comes in and is very pleasant to look at, dressed sexy and all. She climbs on and gives an ok massage. If your looking for sore muscle relief anyway. Otherwise sensual and relaxing. She started to play with the boys and asked if it was ok. I said yes. She continued to play with them for awhile. On the flip, she asked if she could suck on it. I said yes! . Silly girl. The condom in the mouth move is pretty awesome I must say. I never knew she put it on until later. Me being a newbie and all, I screwed up a little. She said you want to kiss. In broken english and I thought she wanted me to lick her. But she said it a couple times and I just wasn't swift enuf. Next time. Anyway, I got to suck on her titties (nice and real. Prob good C's) , DATY, CBJ, finger the kitty and CFS. Best part it wasn't a negotiating thing. She did everything without a word. I gave 60 tip and she seemed very happy with that. Might be because I am fairly young and pretty decent looking. Prob better than some of the trolls she has to deal with. Anyway, well worth the time and will repeat. Thanks to everyone for the tips and such in these threads.

Skippy1 good first post! Just keep up the recon work and build your cred and you will recieve info in return. So get out there and mix it up.

Have fun stay safe and happy hunting.

Hope to read many more good and detailed reports from you!

Wondering if that was the same "Jenni" I saw there about a year ago. No FS from her but an awesome no-hassle BBBJ!

I love the fact there is a full menu offered up from HEALTH CENTER and little if any negotiation with the ladies working, especially once they get to know you. I've been working with the employment office next door and got a few interesting stories passed on to me from the guy behind the counter concerning the "thin walls"-LOL!

BTW-looks like no buyers for the building, at least as of this past Tuesday morning:

Asshole. Go after real crimes, although. Not much happens in simi that is illegal.

[url]http://www.vcstar.com/news/2011/nov/23/simi-mayor-decries-alleged-massage-parlor/[/url]

[QUOTE=Hobby knob; 1323858]Asshole. Go after real crimes, although. Not much happens in simi that is illegal.

[url]http://www.vcstar.com/news/2011/nov/23/simi-mayor-decries-alleged-massage-parlor/[/url][/QUOTE]I'm guessing this is happening because he got caught by his spouse and now he's trying to make his bad experiance everyones problem. Usual shit

Now why the hell would they be bothering with.

Oh yeah. It's an election year. }X -P

[QUOTE=Hobby knob; 1323858]Asshole. Go after real crimes, although. Not much happens in simi that is illegal.

[url]http://www.vcstar.com/news/2011/nov/23/simi-mayor-decries-alleged-massage-parlor/[/url][/QUOTE]In ultra conservative Simi Valley, where more cops and civil service workers live than most any other city nah. A lot of places been popping up, but I wouldn't even waste my time here in Simi. The gals are old and ugly, and just don't provide FS. Just remember Simi you're going to missed the $50. Business tax license fee, not to mention all the other fees you guys charge to start and maintain a business in cheapskate Simi, I know I've owend a business here for over 15 years. Cheapskates live here.

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I think it's a combination of Simi's reputation as one of America's "safest city", the bad ecomomy and the election, not so much "cheapskte". I used to work in a retail "big box" and lower-income people people would try to haggle the price of an item as though they were in a Downtown L. A flea market-they didn't get that I or the store couldn't change the price. Guys with any real cash are going to go elsewhere (strip joints with extras, FS street walkers, escorts, etc.) , lower income guys are not going to drive (or more likely bus) to Oxnard, so they settle for what they can get-and try to get that at the best price. The Simi parlors I checked out last summer pretty much offered up an available standard-service HJ without asking, the ladies probably expecting a non-negotiated $20-$40 tip and glad to get it. FS is out of the norm simple because most can't afford it or want to cut the price.

Even the legit places in T. O. Get guys all the time hitting them up for a wank for $5-$10 and 99% of the time only get their ass kicked out. Unemployment for over a year has sidelined me from any extra fun, but the legit ladies in town have offered me discounts and freebies. No extras, but a lot more tease for a lot less money, and not becasue I'm a "cheapskate".

Sorry-just venting!

Not becasue I'm a "cheapskate".

Sorry-just venting![/QUOTE]I completely agree with Donals here, the economy is horrible and too many people want to haggle prices on everything I mean its tought to have fun when the funds are low but we take what we can get or don't go at all simple.

[QUOTE=Donalds; 1324776]I think it's a combination of Simi's reputation as one of America's "safest city", the bad ecomomy and the election, not so much "cheapskte". I used to work in a retail "big box" and lower-income people people would try to haggle the price of an item as though they were in a Downtown L. A flea market-they didn't get that I or the store couldn't change the price. Guys with any real cash are going to go elsewhere (strip joints with extras, FS street walkers, escorts, etc.) , lower income guys are not going to drive (or more likely bus) to Oxnard, so they settle for what they can get-and try to get that at the best price. The Simi parlors I checked out last summer pretty much offered up an available standard-service HJ without asking, the ladies probably expecting a non-negotiated $20-$40 tip and glad to get it. FS is out of the norm simple because most can't afford it or want to cut the price.

Even the legit places in T. O. Get guys all the time hitting them up for a wank for $5-$10 and 99% of the time only get their ass kicked out. Unemployment for over a year has sidelined me from any extra fun, but the legit ladies in town have offered me discounts and freebies. No extras, but a lot more tease for a lot less money, and not becasue I'm a "cheapskate".

Sorry-just venting![/QUOTE]The Simi mayor got complaints. Once a few citizens and businesses start voicing concerns he felt obigated to do something. It is all about one dollar one vote, not one person one vote. He choices to grandstand because LE doesn't have the resources to go after AMPs right now. We are seeing more and more AMPs springing up all over the Country. Unfortunately we will be soon be getting more widespread attention on a state and national level. Just like the cra! Gsl! St. Regardless, I don't expect much enforcement as there aren't enough LE resources right now due to budget concerns. Plus it isn't an easy crime to prove. When there is a bust it will be well published in the press. It is all about perception of law enforcment by the general public. There is a certain tollerance level in each community. LE usually goes after low hanging fruit, so be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Skippy1;1318577]Hi all, First time poster here, so don't be too hard on me. I visited The Health Center yesterday and had a pretty good experience with Jenni. I was going to go to CB, but the with that dang store right next to it and the hair place, people were standing around outside and stuff, so I opted for the Health Center. I only went for the 1/2 since I wasn't sure of this place. Paid the house 40 and went inside. Jenni comes in and is very pleasant to look at, dressed sexy and all. She climbs on and gives an ok massage. If your looking for sore muscle relief anyway. Otherwise sensual and relaxing. She started to play with the boys and asked if it was ok. I said yes. She continued to play with them for awhile. On the flip, she asked if she could suck on it. I said yes! . Silly girl. The condom in the mouth move is pretty awesome I must say. I never knew she put it on until later. Me being a newbie and all, I screwed up a little. She said you want to kiss. In broken english and I thought she wanted me to lick her. But she said it a couple times and I just wasn't swift enuf. Next time. Anyway, I got to suck on her titties (nice and real. Prob good C's) , DATY, CBJ, finger the kitty and CFS. Best part it wasn't a negotiating thing. She did everything without a word. I gave 60 tip and she seemed very happy with that. Might be because I am fairly young and pretty decent looking. Prob better than some of the trolls she has to deal with. Anyway, well worth the time and will repeat. Thanks to everyone for the tips and such in these threads.[/QUOTE]Would this be the 888 health Center? Been looking for a good place like this in simi.

[QUOTE=Deerom;1324934]Would this be the 888 health Center? Been looking for a good place like this in simi.[/QUOTE]D there are no good places in Simi, I've lived here for over 23 years and own a business here for over 14 years, unless all you want is a hand job. I think he's referring to St Mary St in Oxnard, I've personally never been there, but they get good reviews. Simi has a median income of 78, 821 vs the state of Ca 58, 931, so the average joe in Simi makes over 20k more than most californians, being a business owner for over 14 years here in Simi I can say OK we'll use FRUGAL, very FRUGAL spenders here in Simi. The city milks the business' here and my point is all the MPs here in Simi will eventually move to more business friendly areas, I see MPs in Simi closing and soon we'll have a vacancy problem again. I estimate 20 plus MPs in Simi, none offer FS. I really don't know how they can stay in business that way. Now with city officials putting pressure on a very fragile economy, Simi will be in trouble again. Personally I'll go to the nard or SFV, just got better service there.

For those who don't live in Simi, December 2, 2011 Simi Valley Acorn.

[url]http://m.simivalleyacorn.com/news/2011-12-02/Front_Page/Mayor_takes_strong_stance_against_illicit_massage_.html[/url]

So it seems like its been forever since I've posted and I decided that today I will be making a few trips. I'm probably going to start with a session at CBs then maybe accu on bard then work my way to vta and see some thai girls. If anyone else has any suggestions let me know I'm will to toftt and check out some new spots.

Thanks and happy hunting

[QUOTE=John6255; 1330142]For those who don't live in Simi, December 2, 2011 Simi Valley Acorn.

[url]http://m.simivalleyacorn.com/news/2011-12-02/Front_Page/Mayor_takes_strong_stance_against_illicit_massage_.html[/url][/QUOTE]I love this.

"'I found that finding a prostitute at a 'massage parlor' is as easy as finding a burger, ' Huber said."

Really? How did he find that out.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours; 1331267]I love this.

"'I found that finding a prostitute at a 'massage parlor' is as easy as finding a burger, ' Huber said."

Really? How did he find that out.[/QUOTE]Maybe he got an extra special toy with his happy meal-LOL!

[QUOTE=MpLover21; 1331264]If anyone else has any suggestions let me know I'm will to toftt and check out some new spots.

Thanks and happy hunting[/QUOTE]Not a new spot but the question of BBBJ's available at St. Mary's came up recently-maybe you could see what the deal is for sure? Was offered up for me last time, and I'd go myself but the fucked-up economy is taking it's toal on me.

Hey Donald. I know what you mean on scrapping for some spare change. I was at st. Marys recently and yes BBBJ is offered. I personally didn't partake.

Personal pref. But its on the menu. Lady there isn't that bad. Older but very friendly and open to variety.

Face-6 (might be my high standards)

Body-7+

Attitude-9.

Usual for half. Recommended.

Have a good one.

Thanks! I wasnt given a choice-but they rarely ask anything once they know you! I guess that's what they are offering so they stand out from the crowd-LOL!

Slightly off topic, but does anyone know if Ocean Massage (I think that's the name-the one on Ventura Road. Behind the McDonald's across the street from Cherry's) is more than legit? They seem a little more "open" than most places, and I got no cash to check it out.

[QUOTE=Scott Fre; 1331689]Hey Donald. I know what you mean on scrapping for some spare change. I was at st. Marys recently and yes BBBJ is offered. I personally didn't partake.

Personal pref. But its on the menu. Lady there isn't that bad. Older but very friendly and open to variety.

Face-6 (might be my high standards)

Body-7+

Attitude-9.

Usual for half. Recommended.

Have a good one.[/QUOTE]"Lady isn't that bad?" How bad was it? No offense to Donald's recommendation as he is usually spot on. But, I reported some time back my experience at St. Marys. The provider looked like Cruella De Vil. The session was mechanical and I just wanted to bust my nut and get the hell out of there. I won't be back, not with so many other fine choices available. The fugly ones and the older ones need to provide superior service and or a very low price or they won't get return business. Conversely the younger ones get by on their looks and it is more difficult to find a gifted young provider at a decent price. It is always good to treat them nice and with respect. So many guys are jerks and the the girls get mistrustful and jaded. I went to one of my fav AMPs the other day just to say Hi and drop off a holiday gift. It was slow and she knew me. She asked what I wanted. I said nothing, as I didn't have much cash on me. She said she had a gift for me and grabs my hand and walks me into a room, we had a quicky blow, poke and go for 30 minutes for 65 bucks, total! Tis the season for giving.

Interesting information, public information I might add about our now famous Mayor Huber. Did you know he had a law partnership for 27 years with a now convicted felon? I didn't say two or seven years I said twenty seven years, oh yeah, my hands are all clean, yeah right. Another high powered Simi Valley attorney. Read and laugh your ass off, coutesy of Simi Valley Acorn, you should really subcribe, it's free in Simi.

[url]http://www.simivalleyacorn.com/news/2011-07-01/Front_Page/Simi_attorney_arrested_on_embezzlement_charges.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1332072]"Lady isn't that bad?" How bad was it? No offense to Donald's recommendation as he is usually spot on. But, I reported some time back my experience at St. Marys. The provider looked like Cruella De Vil. The session was mechanical and I just wanted to bust my nut and get the hell out of there. I won't be back, not with so many other fine choices available. The fugly ones and the older ones need to provide superior service and or a very low price or they won't get return business. Conversely the younger ones get by on their looks and it is more difficult to find a gifted young provider at a decent price. It is always good to treat them nice and with respect. So many guys are jerks and the the girls get mistrustful and jaded. I went to one of my fav AMPs the other day just to say Hi and drop off a holiday gift. It was slow and she knew me. She asked what I wanted. I said nothing, as I didn't have much cash on me. She said she had a gift for me and grabs my hand and walks me into a room, we had a quicky blow, poke and go for 30 minutes for 65 bucks, total! Tis the season for giving.[/QUOTE]When I said not that bad. I meant its repeatable. Not bad = decent enough with good body.

Usually when I say its bad. It means I don't recommend.

Could be a new girl but she wasnt as nutz described. Fugly. Sorry but if the face is that bad I just can't stick around TRY to get off. Have to have some attraction or else I'd just take care of myself with the help of pornstars. Haha.

I agree. Treat your good providers great and the favor will be returned.

Being the nice guy goes along way with them.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1332072]No offense to Donald's recommendation as he is usually spot on. But, I reported some time back my experience at St. Marys. The provider looked like Cruella De Vil. The session was mechanical and I just wanted to bust my nut and get the hell out of there. I won't be back, not with so many other fine choices available.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the vote of confidence. I totally agree with your comments on the quality of ladies vs. Where to spend the mone, but unfortunatly, there are times when we mongers play the part of beggars not choosers.

Specifically to St. Mary's (for anyone not having been) , I've been visiting when funds allow for more than 20 years, and the quality of the ladies and services offered have been all over the map there. I even settled for a session with MammaSan many years ago when she was the only one working that day, but she only charged me for the half-hour, and gave me back all but $20 in tip since I insisted. Most of the working girls there probably fall into the 5-7 range for looks and service, but only a couple of years ago I did experience a near 10 there. Unfortunatly as is the case, that little treasure left a long time ago.

Just to clarify, I never praised the staff at St. Mary's as being the best in the business (Tanya and Cherry take those only open spots) , but the place is open and MUCH earlier than most I might add) , it's clean, handy and providing, and for those guys willing to risk BBBJs it's apairently on the menu. Every once in a while you do hook up with a cutie there-though sadly not as often as I'd like.

[QUOTE=Donalds; 1332810]Thanks for the vote of confidence. I totally agree with your comments on the quality of ladies vs. Where to spend the mone, but unfortunatly, there are times when we mongers play the part of beggars not choosers.

Specifically to St. Mary's (for anyone not having been) , I've been visiting when funds allow for more than 20 years, and the quality of the ladies and services offered have been all over the map there. I even settled for a session with MammaSan many years ago when she was the only one working that day, but she only charged me for the half-hour, and gave me back all but $20 in tip since I insisted. Most of the working girls there probably fall into the 5-7 range for looks and service, but only a couple of years ago I did experience a near 10 there. Unfortunatly as is the case, that little treasure left a long time ago.

Just to clarify, I never praised the staff at St. Mary's as being the best in the business (Tanya and Cherry take those only open spots) , but the place is open and MUCH earlier than most I might add) , it's clean, handy and providing, and for those guys willing to risk BBBJs it's apairently on the menu. Every once in a while you do hook up with a cutie there-though sadly not as often as I'd like.[/QUOTE]Donald, Here is my review of St Marys. You had a great experience. It is obviously hit or miss.

<"I'd be careful here, same mamasan, been there forever, ancient mamasan looked at me like I had two heads when I asked if Linda was available."No Linda here, no Linda, who tell you Linda here? There is a Lisa there but she has a barrel shaped torso with thin legs, small tits with eraser nips. Face and hair that are comical. Face like the joker and hair like tia turner. I almost walked out when I saw Lisa. Lisa also said no Linda worked there. I caught glimpse of another provider there and she wasn't much better looking. 45 min entry got me nice massage. Near the end I flipped and the full impact of how fugly she was hit me, she performed CBJ and then brief CG. Thankfully I dropped my tank as quickly as possible, showered fast and got the hell out of there. Honestly, I would have regreted the experience even if free, p4p like that made it worse."

It is worse than that, Huber was backed and bankrolled by the Simi Valley Police department during the last election. Simi PD's chief investigator was 'on vacation' so they couldn't look into Huber's partner in a timely manor. All this stuff was going down right before the election and if it had gotten out that Huber's partner was a crook Huber wouldn't have been elected.

Huber is a want to be politician, lies, cheats, distorts. Hey wait he is a lawyer that explains it.

[QUOTE=John6255; 1332108]Interesting information, public information I might add about our now famous Mayor Huber. Did you know he had a law partnership for 27 years with a now convicted felon? I didn't say two or seven years I said twenty seven years, oh yeah, my hands are all clean, yeah right. Another high powered Simi Valley attorney. Read and laugh your ass off, coutesy of Simi Valley Acorn, you should really subcribe, it's free in Simi.

[url]http://www.simivalleyacorn.com/news/2011-07-01/Front_Page/Simi_attorney_arrested_on_embezzlement_charges.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1332925]You had a great experience. It is obviously hit or miss.[/QUOTE]I well remember the review. MammaSan was always tough, but pleasant with me, never hastsed on "time", even gave me a greak on the session cost a couple of times.

FYI-according to Cherry, she's not there anymore (sold the business?). We need a new regular to check it out an report if it's true.

Went to Cherry Blossom and usually see Cherry. She advised me to see the new girl so I went along with it. THe new girl was friendly enough, but she had a fat belly and was sorta sad looking. I still banged her. But left disappointed. Cherry is always a good time though.

I spent a few minutes with Cherry yesterday for a quick-non session Christmas visit. We didn't know for sure who this "sad" lady is (1 of 2 possibilities) , so PM me if anyone knows.

I also swung by the old A-1 on "C" Street. The building is finally being re-habbed inside and out. The Parlor was gutted-doubt a new one is on the way, but no clue as to what might be coming in. Maybe someone here knows?

Posted on here a long time past that I was new and looking to find some places to enjoy myself. Well, I'm still looking and would like to get some advice as for places to go that may not be all too taxing to the wallet, but still well worth the time and cash spent.

I tried the foot massage place off of Los Angeles in East Simi back in mid September. Forty-ish MMS, and seemingly the only one working there.

I got a HJ for. 8 total up front, in the private room. Nice tease, but I thought she is not really familiar with how our equipment works, and also I thought she really didn't want to be in this line of work. I felt a little sorry for her. She did make an honest effort, though.

Surprisingly, the place seemed really busy, with two or three men coming in while I was waiting in the lobby, and being told to come back much later.

(Sorry for the long delay in posting this.)

-Lift Her Up

[QUOTE=Pounddiaz;1343783]Posted on here a long time past that I was new and looking to find some places to enjoy myself. Well, I'm still looking and would like to get some advice as for places to go that may not be all too taxing to the wallet, but still well worth the time and cash spent.[/QUOTE]Advice? All the information you need is posted here. Thousands of experiences and reviews are posted on this website. Specifically many places in Oxnard are reviewed. Why don't take some cash and get a nice massage, then review and post the results. Build some creds and trust level and maybe you will get tossed a bone. You asking for a freeby indicates you haven't read the board.