State of the Monger Address
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Being were in the political season I'll take a stab at whats going on with politics here in Chicago. I'm disgusted at the lack of talent and service that these fuckers keep shoving down our throat. We have no one to blame but each other the question is are we going to put up with it or do something about it. What the fuck am I talking about you ask. I'll tell you what I'm talking about. The ugly old hags working the AMPs are not fucking acceptable and we should fight for better quality. I have a dream that one day well get back to younger prettiers girls we used to have like we did when Royal Spa and The Bakery were in session. These girls had skills and treated you like a king with the soft kissing while on your stomach and the brushing of the hair to get you all worked up. The old hags just wanna grab your junk and rip it right off. The AMPs today are fuking bullshit. My trip to Dallas a few years showed much just how bad we have things here. I discovered 3 AMPs in a strip mall one fine day riding through the Dallas streets and each place got better and younger as I checked em out. I ended up with a 18yr old beauftiful girl named "YUMI" and the chances a of that happending here are slim to none because we dont demand any better. Well I'm fed up with it. I literally walked out of 5 AMPs on Friday between 1pm and 3:30pm afternoon because I wasnt having it with ugly old broads anymore.
AJ Salon
Walked in ugly latina with a hawk nose while another soso gal was chomping down some lunch...walked out
Relax
Older woman early 40s...walked out
Yellow Rose Spa
Older woman mid to early 50s...walked out
Salon 88
Mid 30s latina looked like she was sucking on something and I may have interuppted her session when she answered the door. Looked like a crackhead...walked out.
Elegant Spa
Older woman mid 50s...walked out.
WTF is going on here is that no one is taking a stance. Well I did and walked out. Whos going to join me and send these fuking owners a message.
Where is Thai Palace near O'Hare
Past Tense,
Where is the O'Hare location?
Any have any good Asian apartments up North?
Steven City - Learn how the game is played
Dude,
Sorry to get off on a rant here.
You have no posts offering any credible info yet you are asking me to post the location of a place I reviewed on the open forum? Should I just list the street address so that the Local authorities who scan this board can waltz over and bust some nice girls just trying to make a living?
I think not. There is ample info on the board as to how you can connect with this apartment opertion, either take the plung or don't. Expectng others to hand you info on every step of the process is lazy as well as unrealistic.
Show a little initiative.
Don't be offended if I find your request suspicious - No wonder some of the senior members make comments like Senior members only PM for info.
There is a difference between being a newbie (we were all newbies once) and a rude child.
Another enjoyable mongering experience
I tried to post this in the CL section, but I wasn't able to access it with my login information, so I apologize if I offend anyone for posting my (CL) experience here.
I saw Allanah's ad and decided to give her a ring. It's been a helluva week and I needed some R&R. I typically don't like to spend 1. 5 (unless I'm getting the full monty), but, as usual, I tend not to think clearly when the urge hits. So much for getting wiser with age. Anyhow, Allanah sounded great on the phone and she was able to accommodate my schedule. I arrived at her location and was pleased when she opened the door: attractive, early 20s, great personality and firm. Gotta like that. She puts you at ease the second you meet her. If I come in to some extra money, I'll go back to try the other items on the menu. However, in my feeble attempt to get the most bang for my massage buck, I'll have to stick with the EMPs. Not a bad thing, but I'm still searching for the perfect combination of sensuality and affordability. Wish me luck, I'll report back as I continue on my quest.
Oriental Spa on (Harlem - Higgins) closed!
Anyone know what happend?
Ocean Air Health and Fitnes Spa
Any reviews on this place on Lincoln? I've seen them advertise recently and it looks interesting.
Fool some of us, not all of us!!!!
What are you talking about. You must be the owner. I've been to your place and your place looks nothing like your website, or what you stated. You washroom is nasty. You have no shower. And the room upstairs, the one sheet that could be hanging from the ceiling to divde the rooms is not silk. Perhaps its the sheet you put on the weak massage table. The carpet is sticky and the girls are from the streets. Tweenty dollar girls at that. The only thing that you stated that was true is that your place is a self service cause even though they are street girls they are not providers. Also here is a tip from a good hobbiest don't have your pimp buddys and drugs sellers hanging in the buiness. A little clorox may clean your toliet. Invest a 1. 50 in washing the one massage table sheet. In addition they have white towels on sale at k-mart. And your girl at the front desk maybe instead of making her your receptionist perhaps she can be more usefull if you give her the position of housekeepper. Never put the ugliest girl at your front desk. Only if I could have gotten a refund would I have been happy. Stay away guys, this guy has nothing to offer. His website is a scam.
[QUOTE=Buffbilly]Found this Egyptian themed barbershop or spa for men on CL. On Michigan avenue. It's a huge barbershop with flat screen they had the game on, pretty latina with tattoos greets me in a little belly dancer costume, takes my coat offers me a drink, she gave me tour, took me to massage room upstairs, 2 beds seperated by silk curtains, candles everywhere, smelled great. She gave me a robe and told me to undress to my comfort level, she does this great back scratch / exfoliate thing, massage was great, even my ass, she turned me over, huge tits in my face, then she gave me a legitimate facial that almost made me nutt all over her. Not the facial I wanted but she did a good job. When I asked her to rub my dick she said "this is not that type of place". She allowed me to self serve. Nice place a cool hang out spot, girls are cute and extra friendly, no extras. I tipped her $40 and I went back a few days later for a shave. $50 she lathered me up with shaving cream, she was gentle and sensual and trimmed me up really good but still no extra.
Their on the south end of Michigan Avenue, late hours, very clean.
312-326-6801[/QUOTE]
Rx for massage services???
Hello Everyone. I have been out of the game for a while, but I recently found a girl off CL that requested prescription pain meds in lue of cash. I guess I was curious if any of you have any knowledge of the legalities of such a transaction, and also what girls on RX pain pills are like as far as personality? Would such a meeting be a few steps up or under a crystal girl? I am contemplating a meeting since I have a bunch of unused vicodin from a past surgery, and all that stuff ever did for me was bind me up!
Thanks for any infor or insight you may have to offer.
Sincerely,
AmonRa