Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Loki Pk; 1785868]First and Foremost this a board to exchange information about SEX! Not LMT or how to do a valve job on a V-8. So when you post regarding a LMT most guys HERE are going to ask if there are extras. While we are never adverse to ruffeling feathers, you may get a bit of push-back when YOU get all uppity about treating 'ladies with respect' because 'this isn't high school'.

See how that works. The only feathers ruffeled around here were your's. Maybe you are too close to that woman on a personal level? Maybe you are her, for all we know with your wooping 3 posts. Now, understand I am not trying to bust balls. I am simply trying to enlighten a new member to the ways of our world when you post on a SHMB. If you have been following the forums here or elsewhere you should find that disrespecting the women we see in our hobby is considered 'bad form' and is totally unacceptable.

Cool your jets, read the forums, post and contribute and all will be well, I assure you.

Turn on, Tune in, and Drop out!

PK[/QUOTE]Thats exactly what I was thinking. Well said. I've seen this many times on many boards. New guy comes in, wants the rules his way. Disappears like dry cow poop eventually.

[QUOTE=Visionary11;1785889]I am sorry to say I did not have a positive experience with this girl. I met her for a body rub. Zero personality. Tried to make small talk, but she was more interested in checking her phone. Gave me a 3 minute backrub, and then told me to flip over. She immediately began for the HE. She did pull down her shirt for me, but that was the only type of reaction I got from her. After I finished, she immediately when back to her phone. I asked her if she was having a bad day. She just said she was annoyed by all the texts she is getting. She is the girl in the picture and is very pretty. Just has no people skills and shows no interest. I realize someone else had a good experience with her. But just not the case with me. I am sorry for my first post to be so negative. Hoping to share a positive review very soon![/QUOTE]My 2 times with her were just the opposite of yours. I found her to have a great personality and we had great conversation. For me, the shirt came off with out asking and the boobs started lactating immediately. She set her phone down for the whole time I was there and never once checked it or even looked at it. Was totally in to me 100 percent. Great hands with lots of pressure if you like that or she can to lite too.

I guess it must be a YMMV thing with her. From minute one 3 months ago first seeing her we hit it off good. 2nd time was even better.

Titty play with lactating boobies, offered a CBJ, cfiv, pussy play, HJ. The 1st time I saw her I unloaded on her belly which she loved. The 2nd time she asked me to tit fuck her for the finish. Which I did. She lubed them up for me with lotion and I was reaching around to her pussy playing and she was moaning and saying things like "cum, I love it, mmmmmmmmmm aaaahhhhhhhhh, I love cum!"

Since it is closer, and saw a couple of decent reviews I made a trip to the CP AMP. Yup. Right across from Stewarts. Shares a busy driveway with an auto repair business. Which makes you drive past the open garage and thru thier parking lot till you get in the back to the AMP parking. Someone just beat me to a spot in the parking lot so I waited a few minutes to go in. Greeted by a mid 30's asian women named "Tina" very limited english 5'6" and probly 125. Nice face. As we were walking back she held my hands on her tits. So I must have looked horney. I opted for the 1/2 hour and it was. 40. I left 40 more on the dresser. A lackluster tickle / massage and within 5 minutes was teasing the boys, I moaned a bit and she increased the tickle. Within 10 minutes I was on the flip at her direction. I motioned for the top off and we bartered back and forth. 60 got her pants down and tits out. Nothing inside her but a nice feel of the trimmed Bush and long nips were offered. A nice HE with some baby oil completed it.

All and all pretty good, but crap. After I looked at the time I was only in there for 20 minutes. Lesson learned, I'll go back but pace my time better.

[QUOTE=EddieLewis; 1786640]My 2 times with her were just the opposite of yours. I found her to have a great personality and we had great conversation. For me, the shirt came off with out asking and the boobs started lactating immediately. She set her phone down for the whole time I was there and never once checked it or even looked at it. Was totally in to me 100 percent. Great hands with lots of pressure if you like that or she can to lite too.

I guess it must be a YMMV thing with her. From minute one 3 months ago first seeing her we hit it off good. 2nd time was even better.

Titty play with lactating boobies, offered a CBJ, cfiv, pussy play, HJ. The 1st time I saw her I unloaded on her belly which she loved. The 2nd time she asked me to tit fuck her for the finish. Which I did. She lubed them up for me with lotion and I was reaching around to her pussy playing and she was moaning and saying things like "cum, I love it, mmmmmmmmmm aaaahhhhhhhhh, I love cum!"[/QUOTE]She was very flirty and funny when I was texting her in the morning. But when I got there, completely different. Very cold and distant. I have had my share of apathetic encounters, but this was the worse. Maybe she wasn't feeling well, or something happened before I got there. Too bad, because she is very pretty. For some reason, we just didn't click. I appreciate your input.

[QUOTE=AllBenny; 1786911]Since it is closer, and saw a couple of decent reviews I made a trip to the CP AMP. Yup. Right across from Stewarts. Shares a busy driveway with an auto repair business. Which makes you drive past the open garage and thru thier parking lot till you get in the back to the AMP parking. Someone just beat me to a spot in the parking lot so I waited a few minutes to go in. Greeted by a mid 30's asian women named "Tina" very limited english 5'6" and probly 125. Nice face. As we were walking back she held my hands on her tits. So I must have looked horney. I opted for the 1/2 hour and it was. 40. I left 40 more on the dresser. A lackluster tickle / massage and within 5 minutes was teasing the boys, I moaned a bit and she increased the tickle. Within 10 minutes I was on the flip at her direction. I motioned for the top off and we bartered back and forth. 60 got her pants down and tits out. Nothing inside her but a nice feel of the trimmed Bush and long nips were offered. A nice HE with some baby oil completed it.

All and all pretty good, but crap. After I looked at the time I was only in there for 20 minutes. Lesson learned, I'll go back but pace my time better.[/QUOTE]I don't mind a quick visit. Just would like to understand the donation .40 for house. You left 40 more on dresser. Then was it 60 more or 40 (on dresser) plus 20 more. So was total 100 or 140. THANKS for the report.

I was looking for a regular yesterday and a she wasn't available so as I was driving down the Northway I remembered CP and thought I'd give it a shot. I didn't have a number but remembered where it was from this board and those descriptions and the one a few posts below is right on.

I sat in the lot because it was pouring out, it looked dark and I didn't have a number. After about a minute or so a head popped out of the door and motioned for me to come in. I learned later it was Coco and she was about 30 and in decent shape. Small be probably large A, long nips. She took me to the room and I asked for one hour paid the 60, got undressed and hopped on the table. I did my usual touching the legs and roaming my hands up the dress with no objections but lots of giggling. After less than five minutes she asked "what do you want honey?" and we settled on full for 100. Maybe a little more than I could / should have. Also, ultimately I was there just about 30 min.

Anyway, usual positions covered everything no FIV. Standard Asian experience. Not bad, not awesome but this is my experience with almost all my Asian experiences. But, they are always good for quick, cheap relief. This place will be on my list but I might actually ask for 30 min massage and 30 fun.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Crazy Old;1787061]I don't mind a quick visit. Just would like to understand the donation .40 for house. You left 40 more on dresser. Then was it 60 more or 40 (on dresser) plus 20 more. So was total 100 or 140. THANKS for the report.[/QUOTE]Sorry. Now that I read it back I was not clear.

40 for the massage and .60 for the tip.

[QUOTE=Iomega; 1787611]I was looking for a regular yesterday and a she wasn't available so as I was driving down the Northway I remembered CP and thought I'd give it a shot. I didn't have a number but remembered where it was from this board and those descriptions and the one a few posts below is right on.

I sat in the lot because it was pouring out, it looked dark and I didn't have a number. After about a minute or so a head popped out of the door and motioned for me to come in. I learned later it was Coco and she was about 30 and in decent shape. Small be probably large A, long nips. She took me to the room and I asked for one hour paid the 60, got undressed and hopped on the table. I did my usual touching the legs and roaming my hands up the dress with no objections but lots of giggling. After less than five minutes she asked "what do you want honey?" and we settled on full for 100. Maybe a little more than I could / should have. Also, ultimately I was there just about 30 min.

Anyway, usual positions covered everything no FIV. Standard Asian experience. Not bad, not awesome but this is my experience with almost all my Asian experiences. But, they are always good for quick, cheap relief. This place will be on my list but I might actually ask for 30 min massage and 30 fun.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I just had a fun experience at that very place. Instead I chose to do the 30min option. I noticed that there's an exponential movement of time. I got 15min of massage and 15min of fun. I had Coco too, and I agree that she is nice to look at and in pretty decent shape. Although she did not get nude for me, she was able to dig into my back and move some stress around. I was surprised that she had that kind of strength in her hands. Then the flip and I realized she probably gets a pretty good workout all day long.

I would certainly repeat. Hope this place sticks around for a while, CP seems to be too narrow collared for my taste at times.

Just left the CP AMP, Saw Tina, Decided to do the one hour massage. Asked for HJ x2 and put $80 on the table, she said no problem. She spent a long time doing a light touch all around so I asked her to hurry up a little. She got up to get some baby oil and I asked her not to use baby oil because It makes me too sensitive. She would not listen. 1st HJ ok but a bit painful. 2nd time I said no oil. Again she would not listen, mixed baby oil with lotion, It was just too painful so I told her to stop. By this time I had just about enough and decided to leave when she started to suck my right nipple, I said thats ok and then she bit my nipple very hard so I got up and said that's It I have to go now. She kept saying to come back tomorrow and she won't use baby oil but I have been through this many times before and I should know better. I might go back to try Coco but It will only be for the half hour. Once again the little brain won and I lost.

Does anyone have an opinion about the recent proliferation of AMPs in downtown Albany? By my count there are at least three (with another on Northern Blvd). There's the one on Pearl by the TU, another on Pearl and a 3rd closer to B'way.

I'm curious as to why they are starting to pop up. What's the likelihood that they'll stick around? I know these are vague questions, but it seems odd to me. Sadly, I work downtown so it's a little too close for comfort. I feel way more anonymous when I'm in NYC.

- C J

Just drove by and saw Green Flower Spa on State St in Schenectady. It's one block east of Brandywine on State.

Have seen her ads a couple of times in body rubs, anyone have any intel to share?

[url]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-massage-blondie-518729-8286-25/10913174[/url]

[QUOTE=CJ Albany; 1778043][url]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-massage-25/10913174[/url]

I saw the new ad and had some free time this morning so I took a shot. Texted her and she got back to me and we set a time. She's got a very nice studio in a relatively quiet spot in Albany. She's also the girl in the pictures. A very pretty girl with a fantastic body. I am not a big details guy (sorry). But I will say that it was a great body rub and I was happy. It was. 80 for the 1/2 hour. I hope she stays around. She's a nice girl. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Could you post a bit about the HE. If any? Topless? Fully nude?

Inquiring minds and little heads would like to know.

Thanks. I have tried her a few times, no answer. Also no reply to my email.

Finally took a shot and stopped here Saturday around 8pm. Opted for the 1 hour combo table shower / massage. First off this place is very nice but if you go during 'normal people' spa hours you'll be highly visible. The receptionist was a decent looking 30ish Asian female, spoke good english and escorted me to the table shower room.

I have to be honest I was prepared for the worst, however, I was highly impressed with the service I received. Per instructions from the receptionist I disrobed and shortly after entered Lisa. She was 40's, not bad looking but most of all classy, well spoken (english) , quality clothing (addidas flip flops) , this is how I knew the employees must actually have lives outside of here, rather then the run of the mill monthly throwaway girls at the 'other' spas.

The table shower was great, multiple applications of soaps, conditioners, scrubs, facial and nice junk and ass washing by default (not teasing) but felt great nonetheless, even cotton balls in the ears. This was followed by a great towel dry and escort to the massage room. After I was comfortable on the table Lisa entered and began a very good quality massage. Not even 5 minutes in and the door opens and a soft spoken, young, pretty Asian girl walks in and closes the door. Next thing I know I'm being massaged by 4 hands, not what I paid for but certainly not complaining, It was fkn heaven, if you haven't had a 4 handed massage then GET ONE ASAP! I just relaxed and ate it up, I was like jello and never attempted any roaming, really not my style anyways but also didn't want to ruin a great thing.

Upon flipping the younger girl named Angela says you are the last client so you get 4 handed massage laughingly. The massage got better, the teasing was indirectly done, nothing directly touched but they both were really doing great inner thigh and lower stomach work which was a big turn on. Angela notices I'm at full attention and says, oil? Want to do it yourself? My response was absolutely! And away I went, they kept massaging and watching like they bought tickets to the show. Even the cleanup was excellent. They then helped me up, got me dressed and Angela (Angie as Lisa called her) went to make me a hot green tea, nice touch. I tipped a total of. 4 but easily would of doubled it had they provided the HE.

All in all in was a excellent experience, I'm beginning to like the DIY option as for me the mechanical ending has gotten old. I wouldn't consider going during daylight hours but can't wait to go back after dusk. Is there more on menu? Honestly I'm not sure, I was so happy with what took place it really didn't cross my mind. I could see these girls going shopping at Macy's with their $ as opposed to other local AMP's workers going back to a tiny room in the basement with 30 cots.

I may be the only one with a positive review here, so as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=SilverFox69;1792057]I may be the only one with a positive review here, so as always YMMV.[/QUOTE]Ah, not so! I quite enjoyed the table shower myself some weeks ago!

BTW, anybody have the exact address of the CP AMP. I get (embarrassing!) lost so easily!