Massage Parlor Reports

Will be driving through to the midcoast again, like last time March 2024, when I struck out with 4 places! Bath (couldn't find, does it exist? Brunswick (closed), Topsham (ugly, not that desperate) and Ocean in Gorham (supposedly "busy" although parking lot was empty).

Hearing not so great things about Gorham these days, (although there are a few different locations so I’m not sure what’s what!) although Ocean is probably the place I'd first consider based on seeing Angel (I presume was her?) when I randomly showed up last year in March. She looked good! But she's perhaps rotated out.

I like a good massage, don't need FS, a long drawn out HJ will do. Please DM or share here any suggestions! Thank you in advance!

Has anyone tried the newer place in Freeport (Besties) that's been advertising? Location seems a little odd, but it looks like parking would be easy.

How about Shangri-La? One ad shows it to be in South Portland? No pricing, or true location is listed.

Replies or DM's would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=LongingForLust;7284474]Has anyone tried the newer place in Freeport (Besties) that's been advertising? Location seems a little odd, but it looks like parking would be easy.

How about Shangri-La? One ad shows it to be in South Portland? No pricing, or true location is listed.

Replies or DM's would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Given that there was a recent bust in Freeport, and that Bestie's is in a very visible place, I doubt that it's anything but standard massage. But I have no experience with it, so just my opinion. Given how visible it is, even if it does provide extra service, I personally would not take the chance.

[QUOTE=JoeMuckInFutch;7239290]There are two places in the same plaza, both on the north side.

The second floor one is HJ only with no UTC, but a good massage, at least that has been my thrice experience, including just recently when I got an excellent massage and skilled finish.

The first floor one, with entry on the exterior northwest corner is reported here as FS. I've been there once and it was pricey and OK, but Scarborough is a better value IMO, if you happen to have to be that far north.[/QUOTE]Finally made it back there yesterday afternoon. Younger attendant with MM B/C mounds. Massive language barrier but she claimed only hour sessions (at $70), which was ok since I had time. Massage was just OK but no tease. On flip she began to cover me until I showed her a rubber and $180 cash, which she took without discussion. I've seen reports ranging from 160 to 200, so I decided to just split the difference and go with the flow, and yes I know these inflated prices are causing some of you hardship. She never asked for a tip, which is a good thing in my book. Then it was game on. Brief CBJ, then her on the side of the table with me standing (no longer works well for me), then ACG, which was excellent and intense. Cleanup and once she left the room I got dressed even though I knew I had 15-20 min left. I was tired from a busy day and decided to just leave as I did not really want more mediocre massage and got ahead of rush hour traffic.

I've now sampled this place twice and each time the girl has been young and cute, so if this is important to you, then I recommend it. But for reasons I cannot articulate, I'm not in a hurry to go back. The location is better than many since you are in a general purpose large parking lot and the place can be entered from the inside office area if you are concerned about the exposed entrance facing US 1, but with all this going for it, my gut feel is telling me to not return any time soon. The girl seemed nervous until I showed her the money and was tingling my spidey sense since by no means do I look like a LEO kind of dude at my age. At least she was smart enough not to ask for a tip.

[QUOTE=JoeMuckInFutch;7284947]Finally made it back there yesterday afternoon. Younger attendant with MM B/C mounds. Massive language barrier but she claimed only hour sessions (at $70), which was ok since I had time. Massage was just OK but no tease. On flip she began to cover me until I showed her a rubber and $180 cash, which she took without discussion. I've seen reports ranging from 160 to 200, so I decided to just split the difference and go with the flow, and yes I know these inflated prices are causing some of you hardship. She never asked for a tip, which is a good thing in my book. Then it was game on. Brief CBJ, then her on the side of the table with me standing (no longer works well for me), then ACG, which was excellent and intense. Cleanup and once she left the room I got dressed even though I knew I had 15-20 min left. I was tired from a busy day and decided to just leave as I did not really want more mediocre massage and got ahead of rush hour traffic.

I've now sampled this place twice and each time the girl has been young and cute, so if this is important to you, then I recommend it. But for reasons I cannot articulate, I'm not in a hurry to go back. The location is better than many since you are in a general purpose large parking lot and the place can be entered from the inside office area if you are concerned about the exposed entrance facing US 1, but with all this going for it, my gut feel is telling me to not return any time soon. The girl seemed nervous until I showed her the money and was tingling my spidey sense since by no means do I look like a LEO kind of dude at my age. At least she was smart enough not to ask for a tip.[/QUOTE]I'd heard decent things about that shop, but don't love the location near the road. You been to the newish place in Raymond yet?

[QUOTE=KwiKiwi;7160138]Their ad has been up for months but haven't seen a single person confirm anything about the location other than no response posts.[/QUOTE]It's an average spot. Prices are average, middle aged woman decent tits gave me HJ with a little convincing (extra $$ Buddy of mine has been a few times and the good thing is they change girls every few weeks. Bit of a gamble because you don't always know who your going to get!

[QUOTE=GWhitts69;7285144]I'd heard decent things about that shop, but don't love the location near the road. You been to the newish place in Raymond yet?[/QUOTE]Long trip for me from seacoast NH, but will keep it in mind when in that area, thanks.

[QUOTE=SuperDirty;7268445]Whoops, forgot to post this. Called ahead for Anna and arranged for a 1 hr. Was greeted by her at the door. Prob 40's or 50's, in nice shape. She gave me the "shhhh" so I can't post much here, but I enjoyed the visit and would consider repeating. Only downside was, I got shorted for time when another monger showed up. Did get a refund on my house fee.[/QUOTE]Sorry: Amy, not Anna.

[QUOTE=JoeMuckInFutch;7285821]Long trip for me from seacoast NH, but will keep it in mind when in that area, thanks.[/QUOTE]If you're on the NH coast. Head to Lavender in Methuen, MA. Very consistent. It is widely reviewed in the Lawrence, MA thread.

I drove by Green today but the lot looked a little busy.

[QUOTE=WildWalleye;7286144]If you're on the NH coast. Head to Lavender in Methuen, MA. Very consistent. It is widely reviewed in the Lawrence, MA thread.

I drove by Green today but the lot looked a little busy.[/QUOTE]Thanks, it is actually on my AMP bucket list. Did I see that they or someone in that area actually has a white girl working there?

[QUOTE=JoeMuckInFutch;7286177]Thanks, it is actually on my AMP bucket list. Did I see that they or someone in that area actually has a white girl working there?[/QUOTE]As far as I know, the two women at Lavender are Michelle and one other (new coming in around now) who are both Asian. Michelle is excellent. Great massage and I have never left unsatisfied. Andi was great but she cycled out a month or so ago.

[QUOTE=GWhitts69;7285150]It's an average spot. Prices are average, middle aged woman decent tits gave me HJ with a little convincing (extra $$ Buddy of mine has been a few times and the good thing is they change girls every few weeks. Bit of a gamble because you don't always know who your going to get![/QUOTE]Went there the other day, met Sophia. 40-50's grandma with chunky build, but her tits looked nice. She came from the back room, so I asked if she was available now. She said yes, took my money then shoved me in the room for 20 minutes while she finished the guy next door. Came back in and gave a decent massage for 15 minutes, good tease then flip. She went right to work, but wouldn't discuss any upgrades and fought off my roaming. Finally got her to pull out a tit and it wasn't worth it. Finished up and gave her the standard tip and she started to harass me for more. I was already pissed for the wait and then no extras. Sorry, granny, no more tip for you. Won't return.

Saw their ad on STG, and called ahead to make sure they had open time around 4:30-5:00. Showed up just as some other monger was getting out of his truck. Waited a couple minutes and went in. Immediately, got the odor of the place. Like cow piss. Typical MP setup. Girl show me to room and asked for the $70 house fee and left. I stripped down and got on the table. She has very little English, so not a lot of conversation. Got her name was May and that was about it. Massage was not good, she seemed like she was just going through the motions. No teasing. On the flip, she pointed at my groin and made a HJ motion with her hand. I wanted to know what else was on the menu. After some back and forth with her phone translating. She gave a nod for F S. She asked for 240, but we settled 180. She rolled the cover on by hand. Went to go down for some day, but she blocked me so I put it in, at least she was pretty tight. After about 5 minutes she asks if I came. I hadn't. After a few more minutes she again asks if I'm done. Told her no I wasn't finished. Tried for doggy but the angle was bad. Flipped her over and started back at it. About a minute later she put her hand on my stomach and pushed me back. Stands up and makes the HJ motion again. I said I paid for FS, and it was not completed. After some arguing she relented and refunded $100. Laid down and she finished with the HJ. As I'm leaving she starts pressing for more tip. I refused.

She kept pushing and begging. Left without anything else. Not going back.

Went to York 1st floor a few days ago, hadn't seen the last report on it or I might have just gone elsewhere. Was never at the top of my list as a place to revisit anyway and experience was pretty poor this last time. I can't deny that the provider was quite attractive, appearance of being in mid to late 20's, nice Bs, fit ass. Unfortunately the massage was probably the worst I've ever had, basically just poking at me and no tease. Seemed worried about noise, I moaned one point after the flip, it wasn't loud at all, but got shushed with a gesture pointing to the ceiling. Not sure which tenants are directly above them. Main event was lackluster. I won't repeat. 70+180.

2nd floor I've been a few times. Went recently since I saw an ad saying new girl (I know, probably an old ad since there are year old grand opening ones out there, but figured why not see). Same as it has been. Decent massage with unrushed standard finish from an older skinny provider. UTC top only. Repeatable, but not my first choice. 70+80.

Took the plunge and visited the York establishment on the first floor the other day. Not the greatest location with the door facing busy Route 1, but the other businesses and the big parking lot mean you can still be fairly anonymous. Pretty girl took the house fee and I got on the table. Cute as can be, but huge language barrier and practically no massage skills. After about 20 minutes of uninspired "massage" she had me flip. Per some of the other posts here, I was ready with 160 and a cover, which she took without comment. She stepped out for a minute and returned starting with a few minutes of (again uninspired) BBJ. Stripped down and got on the table for CFS, but of all the AMP experiences I've had, she was definitely the most detached provider I've seen. Yes, she eventually got the job done, but while she's good looking, and while FS is clearly available, I can't recommend it.

I keep myself clean and reasonably fit, I try to be friendly etc. , but in return I expect at least an effort to pretend you're there, and maybe even enjoying yourself a little. Even though we all know it's mostly B. S. , a little play acting would have been appreciated.