Stacy- Sexy, Petite & Sweet NOT!
[url]http://eroticservices.[/url]. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.
Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is [url]http://eroticservices.[/url]. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.
But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.
We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.
If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!