Massage Parlor Reports

I just returned from Moon Health on Alvarado and found a very clinical place with big glass see-thru windows in the doors that don't close or go to the ground. I was required to wear these ridiculous 70 inch waist boxers. Argued about it with both mms and Yumi -- no go.

The massage itself is pretty good, but with the boxers and under the sheet, nothing sensual and no hint at anything else. I tried rubbing on her and showed her my hard on several times. Nothing. Yumi is cute but definitely not worth the time or money if you are looking for anything else.

The table shower was more of the same, but a first-time table shower experience. The see-thru door made sure nothing would happen here.

I would say the few positive reviews are likely BS. Save your money, there are a lot of other places with willing chicks. Obviously, I won't be returning.

[QUOTE=Marc Zzz]I just returned from Moon Health on Alvarado and found a very clinical place with big glass see-thru windows in the doors that don't close or go to the ground. I was required to wear these ridiculous 70 inch waist boxers. Argued about it with both mms and Yumi -- no go.

The massage itself is pretty good, but with the boxers and under the sheet, nothing sensual and no hint at anything else. I tried rubbing on her and showed her my hard on several times. Nothing. Yumi is cute but definitely not worth the time or money if you are looking for anything else.

The table shower was more of the same, but a first-time table shower experience. The see-thru door made sure nothing would happen here.

I would say the few positive reviews are likely BS. Save your money, there are a lot of other places with willing chicks. Obviously, I won't be returning.[/QUOTE]

The positive reviews are not BS, you just got a hardcore 1st timer's treatment as I did the first time I went there about a year ago - though they didn't require me to put on the gigantic shorts and I did get a HE, but only after using some verbal persuasion on the masseuse - I'm a good persuader.

I have been with Yumi several times, and believe me, she's no problem once you get the clearance.

If anything has changed, I'll know in 30 minutes since a friend who I referred to this place is in there right this very minute with Yumi - he has seen her a couple of times already. Right after his massage he's coming over to my pad and we're going out for dinner. I'll get a full report. If I don't post back here in this thread, you can assume it is business as usual.

Several very excellent rub and tugs in the L.A. area are equipped with the same windowed doors - it is an accommodation to LE and along with the shorts sitting on the table and the girls actually having legit licenses, these places get spared LE harassment and have excellent longevity. Nobody looks through those windows and when the light is low they operate almost like one way mirrors - you would only be able to see in if you made a major effort to stop and put your eyes against the glass.

This is not my favorite place, but it is one of my favorites for a legit massage and HE. Never been denied in about 15 visits other than the denial attempt my first time. For sure though if you want anything more than HJ and gentle manual explorations of your therapist, then you would be in the wrong place.

I am glad that you liked it!
[QUOTE=The Camel]The positive reviews are not BS, you just got a hardcore 1st timer's treatment as I did the first time I went there about a year ago - though they didn't require me to put on the gigantic shorts and I did get a HE, but only after using some verbal persuasion on the masseuse - I'm a good persuader.

I have been with Yumi several times, and believe me, she's no problem once you get the clearance.

If anything has changed, I'll know in 30 minutes since a friend who I referred to this place is in there right this very minute with Yumi - he has seen her a couple of times already. Right after his massage he's coming over to my pad and we're going out for dinner. I'll get a full report. If I don't post back here in this thread, you can assume it is business as usual.

Several very excellent rub and tugs in the L.A. area are equipped with the same windowed doors - it is an accommodation to LE and along with the shorts sitting on the table and the girls actually having legit licenses, these places get spared LE harassment and have excellent longevity. Nobody looks through those windows and when the light is low they operate almost like one way mirrors - you would only be able to see in if you made a major effort to stop and put your eyes against the glass.

This is not my favorite place, but it is one of my favorites for a legit massage and HE. Never been denied in about 15 visits other than the denial attempt my first time. For sure though if you want anything more than HJ and gentle manual explorations of your therapist, then you would be in the wrong place.[/QUOTE]

I know that several places take CCs, but who knows of any that will allow you to tip with a CC? I've done it at a Thai Place and a Chinese place but only for HE. I only know of one place that allows me to tip and get FS, but it's too close to work. Any input would be appreciated.

I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?

[QUOTE=Loki]I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?[/QUOTE]I can't vouch for the quality of her nuru massage but I did see her bout three years ago and she was fun. Really just a naked HJ, but she's a cute and fun girl. The pics are old so I wonder what she looks like now.

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[QUOTE=Loki]I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?[/QUOTE]If you build it, they will come.

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Ps- for the record, I've been trying to find one myself. If I find it I'll share here.

Kampfire

Anyone remember where asian jeanie who used to be ginza (santa monica)

Headed to?

Thanks

Ok so I have read a lot of the old posts but there seams to be no current info on any MP's in eagle rock or any of the surrounding areas. So I wanted to know if there was any thing worth checking out in those areas. If any one could PM me I would appreciate it.

Thanks

This is a late report. Visited this place 3 weeks ago and got Yamira or Yanira. Average looking mexican girl in early 20s, white skin, slim body with good set of tits and still some baby fat on her. Was thinking of taking my handy dandy lens, but forgot to charge battery the night before and was kicking my self. Small talk and then got to the question about 5 minutes into it. Decided to just go with a BJ. She doesn't really get into it int the beginning, but when your hands start to roam around she gets worked up. I was actually very satisfied with the service, she got butt naked and did not rush or use her hands to finish me off fast. The BJ lasted about 30 minutes and not one complaint from her. I told her I would send her business, the place had been slow for the past week she said. Works on M, Tue, and Fridays. Goes to school and lives in Long Beach. Has two large tattoos, one on her front hip just above her landing strip and the other in the back right above the backdoor target. Entrance was $50 and negotiated hard to $60 for the deed. As camel put it before, bring lots of change. There's parking in the rear, but it was full and had to park in the street. I left the country the day after my visit and just returned last week, so finally got a chance to post it.

Stay safe familia!

I don't post often but I check in from time-to-time and have had some interesting experiences over the last 6 months. My first AMP experience was. Well by comparison to more recent experiences awful. It was an AMP on Lincoln in SM north of the 10. If you know it, don't go there on a Friday afternoon at least. Got a BBBJ but from a less than desirable provider.

After I learned about the right spots to go to on SM Blvd and well. Quality improved significantly. FS offerings and high quality providers. Terrible massages but that's not what I was looking for anyway. Most I generally go for CBJ there (these spots are nice and safe and see for anything which I appreciate) but FS is 100% available 100% of the time.

Recently I've been experimenting with spots on the west side/Venice/SM area. A few spots on Washington Blvd, and one that advertises as being a "Grand Opening" on Venice over by Lincoln (a few blocks East on the North side of the road).

All of the west side AMPs seem to have a very consistent theme. Slightly older service providers (late 30s to early-mid 40s) who are generally attractive but look their age. NO MMS. The person who answers the door is usually your provider. Friendly, professional (One displayed an actual acupuncture license), good to very good massages, and HE but HJ only. That's not to say it's not pretty intense, at least 2 of the 3 I went to really brought their A game.

Compared to the SM Blvd row, these are real massages with HE whereas SM Blvd is FS spots that start out with a massage.

I now 'get' what I'm looking and what each place provides. To people who have had less-than-successful experiences, I've so far never been to an AMP without at least receiving an HE and only once (and since it was my first time, I didn't) wanted to walk out due to the L on the Laser. I'd say if you can make it into LA, West LA or WeHo those areas are your best bets. I don't know about valley spots yet.

In town for work and had the need for some fun. Read what was posted on 5011 and thought it looked interesting. Headed down to the place around 8pm or so. Parked in the rear and headed for the door with the big 5011 (as indicated on another post). Knocked a few times and no one opened. Went around front to see if it might be like other MP's. No luck, saw that the security door was closed. Attempted to call the number that was listed on the daily rags, but the call just went to VM.

Oh well. I guess I will try my luck tomorrow.

Called early afternoon to find out what time they closed (Was told it was 930pm). Drove down around 8 and knocked on the back door and waited for a few mins with no luck. Went to my car and called the number and got VM only. During the time I was calling I saw another poor monger pull in and knock on the door. He got the same results i did.

[QUOTE=Maiko]Called early afternoon to find out what time they closed (Was told it was 930pm). Drove down around 8 and knocked on the back door and waited for a few mins with no luck. Went to my car and called the number and got VM only. During the time I was calling I saw another poor monger pull in and knock on the door. He got the same results i did.[/QUOTE]

I live in the area and was pretty sure the place had closed after just a few weeks of operations. I expected that since this area of Hollywood has not had an enduring FS joint in all the 25 years I've lived here. However, the place is still in fact operating and even began advertising again last week in the rags, but you never know when they are actually open. It is day to day - open one day, closed the next. I would expect it is a staffing problem and their ad last week was soliciting girls to work as much as customers.

A few weeks ago when a few of us were posting about the place, a non-monger friend in the area had his resistance broken down and went in for a session. He overheard the girl in the office speaking to some kind of "Mr. Big" on the phone, reporting the days receipts. She told him they were doing high volume business - had booked more than 20 sessions in that single day. Plenty of work for just a couple of chicas on staff. So they're doing just fine as long as they can stay good with staffing and LE.

So, definitely best to call ahead around the time you're going. If you call hours earlier, they will take off and lock up if they have no business even if it is well before closing time. Other possibility is always that whoever is working is busy with a customer - pretty common for phones and doors not to be answered/open at MPs with no real MMS.

There was an asian girl in the Inland Empire who provided great service in threesomes, who worked in AMPs. I've lost track of her, but heard that she moved to LA County. Has anyone run into someone with name, or who fits the threesome bill (which is a bit odd for AMPs)? Thx.