Myth Busted: There are Cats in Chinatown
Ah, I have a tendency to have a surge in my tetosterone on Sunday, so I decided that I would check out another place tonight. I made the usual circuit to find out where would a good place be with all of the usual parameters that I have set up in my mind. My travels finally took me to 1112 Sansom Street, which was hyped up by a fellow hobbyist.
As soon as I realized that it was clear, I hopped out of the car and briskly walked through the dead parking lot checking out the cars to make sure that Uncle Leo was not looking to visit me. I opened the door and walk up a couple of steps to a door with a buzzer. I ring the buzzer and after a few moments, the door clicks, so I pull and walk up the steps. At the top of the landing, there is a door at the top of the steps and another at the other end of the hallway. I walked to the other end of the hallway, because the first door didn't look like it had much to offer.
A few moments later, Mamasan answered the door and opened up the metal gate. She asked me if I had ever been there before and I told her that I had not (I probably should have lied, but I couldn't really think of a good name), so she asked me if I wanted a massage and I told her that I did. The whole time, I am staring at this white and grey cat play around on the floor asking myself, if he is going to be on someone's dinner plate later (they eat dogs in Korea, so why not another fine furry creature). She walked me halfway down the hallway and told me to go into Room #5.
I go into the room and notice the ample size, which was comparable to the room at Clarion Street. I sit on a metal folding chair and wait for a girl to come in. A few minutes pass by and in walks in a 5'4", 105 pound, 33 B cup, early 20 something, black hair, brown eye woman who didn't even introduce herself asking for the fee. I pulled out $.6 and she counted it in front of me before smiling, putting a towel on the bed, and telling me to get naked and that she would be back in soon.
She disappeared for a few minutes, so I wrapped myself in the towel and sat back down. She came back into the room and told me to go to the shower room. As I was walking in front of her, she rubbed my shoulder blades a couple of times, so I thought that I would be in for a good time. We get to the shower room and to my disdain, it is one of those infamous double rooms. She throws a bunch of cold water on the table and tells me to lay face down. She dumps buckets of cold water on me and finally some hot water (at that point, I was about to ask to skip the whole shower). She gave me a lackluster shower before telling me to flip. She spent a little bit of time playing with Guy, Jr., but I think that was more to make sure that he was Zestfully clean than anything else.
She gives me a half-hearted dry down looks into the mirror, giggles, and tells me to follow her back to the room. We get back to the room and she told me to lay down, as she turned on a meditation CD that encourages the listeners to close their eyes and control their breathing before going into some kind of weird monk chanting music. She disappeared for a few minutes before coming back.
She gave me a fairly decent back massage, which is probably the highlight of the whole experience. It wasn't too light and it wasn't too hard-it was just right. Unfortunately, there was a lot noise coming from two male voices, so I thought that either the place was being held up or it was a bust. She continued to give me the massage, but all of a sudden jumped up and ran out of the room, as I laid there stark naked. In either case, I was not feeling too comfortable and hoping that I was just being my extra sensitive self.
Five minutes went by and she finally came back into the room and the noise was gone. She took off her thong and teddy and used her hair and body to rub my back for a few brief seconds. She did the fake kissing on my back, which has become more of annoyance than anything else for me. She told me to flip over and I did. She started to rub Guy, Jr. some more and finally went to town on him with her mouth, although it was covered.