Massage Parlor Reports

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I wish they would have a view of the different massage ladies so you could just order one up. I still cant believe they have a website. LOL!

I guess the mamasan was bored and had some time to whip one up for all of us joyous customers.

I can vouche for Aloha on Ulmerton for good service, I was just wondering why on the whole site it doesnt give an actual massage license number that they are actually working under. Heck somebody there has to be legit wouldnt you guys think??

Happy Hunting..[


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It's been 9months since I've been there and S*****(hottest Asian I've seen at an MP) gave me a fake hard time about it. LOL

First ** with anyone there and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for holding out so long. 160 after getting 20 taken off after backing up a statement I made to her during negotiations. Hehe I love anxiety meds.

PM for details.

Is there a way for me to change my screen name? The wifes been snooping lately. Dumb move picking one she would actually recognize.

If you contact Jackson or go under FAQ you can reach him. He will take care of it for you. I would use CC Cleaner if I were you and clear everything out of your browser with that software.

Hopefully she doesnt have a Keylogger on your computer and shes not watching every dam thing you type. Alot of keyloggers I have found are started by going to start and then click run and then a popup will appear wanting a password for access.

So just becareful or she will be bum rushing you with info you dont want her to have..

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Blazin 74]It's been 9months since I've been there and S*****(hottest Asian I've seen at an MP) gave me a fake hard time about it. LOL

First ** with anyone there and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for holding out so long. 160 after getting 20 taken off after backing up a statement I made to her during negotiations. Hehe I love anxiety meds.

PM for details.

Is there a way for me to change my screen name? The wifes been snooping lately. Dumb move picking one she would actually recognize.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]If you contact Jackson or go under FAQ you can reach him. He will take care of it for you. I would use CC Cleaner if I were you and clear everything out of your browser with that software.

Hopefully she doesnt have a Keylogger on your computer and shes not watching every dam thing you type. Alot of keyloggers I have found are started by going to start and then click run and then a popup will appear wanting a password for access.

So just becareful or she will be bum rushing you with info you dont want her to have..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Get search and destroy spybot

It will show you the location of any software that keep records etc and then tell you where it is located so you can go and delete it.

I had to do a wipe of all my free mail accts and chage passes to everything due to aminor mistake I made.

I don't have much to worry about but it sure beats the hassle for the next year of hearing "where you going? To see that ***** I BET! "

And beats saying um NO. Its a rub and tug!

I made it across the bay to Aloha Spa off Ulmerton.

I got there a little before noon. Mamasan told me to come back in an hour. I went to lunch and was shown in. I got an hour's massage for $80. TS by mamasan and then she showed in Bebe. 5'4" maybe 110 lbs, very cute, sweet, very soft skin, and pretty good English. She gave a mediocre massage.

On the flip, she verified that I had been to a spa before, then negotiated. After she got more comfortable, she tossed some salad but I was not interested in that. We did some algebra and turned CBJ into the number 69. She turned out to be a cowgirl and showed me how she rides. Then, things went doggy to end.

Things were very nice and made for a nice day. There was a little up-sell, but I didn't mind. All told, not bad for about $$.

Friday was a busy night at the Pine Tree Spa in Largo. I got out of there feeling refreshed and completely drained for 1.80 FS!

Saw my favorite girl ever, Sophie! She was hot and sweet! A real "take charge" chick!

The other attendant came in to my room but left quickly. I think her name is Victoria. Hot body but not as pretty as Sophie.

If you're looking for a hot chick and great service, you have to visit Pine Tree.

I tried Body Temple a while back and had "Jenny from Dallas". I'm guessing she was 40's about 5'3" ... a bit enhanced. I think they all come from Korea that way now.

Got there just before closing time so things were a bit rushed. Had an OK ts that might have been better if I got there with more time. She did provide a great lecture about the pacific rim that I really enjoyed and I opted for the standard HE. CBJ was definitely on the menu and perhaps more but I didn't partake. Overall a 6 or 10 but only because of the pacific rim tour. Tipped .4 plus .7 fee at door for hr.

Looking for a new experience. Please pm me with any recommendations.

CB

Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.

Based on TampaDave's report, and some previous positive references, I ambled down to Aloha on Ulmerton this afternoon. Greeted at window by mama, then parked in sauna for about 10 minutes. Then mama administered TS, which was satisfactory. One strange aspect: after initial soaping and rinse while lying on back, she applied another liquid of some sort and rubbed it all over. First time I've ever encountered that anywhere, but what do I know? Then to room, where BeBe soon appeared. Mediocre massage, followed by stress relief. There was some salad-tossing, which is the first time I've ever had that. Heard about it a lot, but never experienced it firsthand. I didn't mind it none. Then she crawled over me to start a CBJ, conveniently offering me a box lunch, which was delightful. Between partaking of the box lunch, and her ministrations, I reached the promised land very quickly. She was actually disappointed that we arrived before we played boom-boom. She reminded me that next time we need to remember the boom-box. The cost was similar to Dave's, $$. This is rather higher than Osaka used to be, but in times of famine a man does what he has to do to survive. Aloha has my seal of approval.

Hey man you need to jump off that high horse of yours.

You sound like a complete asshole. You keep bitching about people not having enough posts under their belt blah blah blah like you're some grand master poster yourself. Trying to catch up to the big boy posters like R. C. By being a mouthy ass? You assume anyone who has less than 20 posts is an annoying cop? Pretty fucking ignorant.

You make a post about a pleasurable experience and then ***** about someone asking you for information privately? You don't want to answer a pm don't answer it. Or tell them not to ask you for info again. If you can't do either then don't post about your wonderful experiences.

"I want to take the time to tell people who read these posts. " Get the fuck outta here. Don't act like a "*****", like your Queen shit around here and give us your special bitchy post about how many pm's you get.

I hope you "real" senior members don't take offense at this response. I call it like I see it. Mr. Bitchslap is like that kid in school who wants to hang out with the big boys (you real SR. Posters), so he bullies the little boys (those of us with fewer posts) to make himself more. Whatever.

DISCLAIMER: Haven't had weed for 3 days, and thus cannot be held responsible for foul language, name calling, and acting as Bitchy as Bitchslap.

Peace

JB

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post...

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts...

God dam cops are annoying[/QUOTE]

I don't like to post something that distracts from the main focus of this site but felt I needed to.

I can understand where some might think that way or be hesitant to provide info, however some of us don't have as much free time or the ability to combine "the hunt" with work and so are not able to post as many if any reports that might have helpful info for others and so we don't.

As for info on this site. I find it hard to get much info to help me on my quest some have gave some other sites to check out and I thank them. All I want is some help in finding somebody to provide relief of my stress and to be happy so I'm not starting any fights.

Quote from Bitchslap: I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post...

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm.

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts.

God dam cops are annoying

New to the AMPs, any special negotiation needed or words needed to convey what you wanted? I've driven by there dozens of times just never had the nerve to go. When I was younger I went to a massage parlor on Busch, which has since closed and enjoyed a wonderful dream where this total hottie danced for me and helped me with a HJ was expensive but at the age I was I gave it gladly. The whole time I spent waiting before she came in the first time and then left and came in again I was just completely nervous afraid of being scammed or caught in some kind of trap set by the cops, but left relieved and happy. Tried to go back later on in the year and they were shut down and ever since never been to a massage parlor of any kind. Just looking for some pointers and good places.

Thanks

[QUOTE=John Kelly] Greeted at window by mama, then parked in sauna for about 10 minutes. Then mama administered TS, which was satisfactory. One strange aspect: after initial soaping and rinse while lying on back, she applied another liquid of some sort and rubbed it all over. First time I've ever encountered that anywhere, but what do I know? Then to room, where BeBe soon appeared. Mediocre massage, followed by stress relief. Aloha has my seal of approval.[/QUOTE]

This is what I'm talking about. If he doesnt want us to pm him then put that he doesnt want responses from his posts if you less than whatever. I mean he says to pm him and all wtf! Why act like some stupid mf who wants every one to believe his posts with nothing to back it up?

This should be the last time I wander off the topic of this site. Thanks to all the real sr posters out there without the valuable info you share we would all be high n' dry.

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post.

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts...

God dam cops are annoying[/QUOTE]

Visited Spring spa after seeing Bitchslap's dream about them and was very very happy. I think my dream was exactly the same as his except mine set me back $.8 total.

I had her name but never asked for her and never needed to. Just go visit if your interested and see how it goes and report back. If your doubting Bitchslap's dream then don't go but, I am backing him up and hope to have the dream again.

Scooter

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.[/QUOTE]