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Loose pockets
[QUOTE=Guest123]And why would that be? Is there a potential problem with having your keys in a pants pocket that I'm not aware of?
I understand the wallet and large bill precautions, that goes without saying, but your car keys too? Anyone ever hear of someone losing their cars keys? That's a new one by me.
Just wondering
Guest123[/QUOTE]
Guest123,
The pockets in the loose shorts and sweatpants I wear to strip clubs are not very secure. In addition, I have had girls in clubs with one hand on my johnson and the other fishing through my pocket, although not recently.
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[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]LOL, Cheaters is the one club where both dancers and customers are truly on there own....[/QUOTE]
Aboslutely. I am sure a lot of the dancers there get even more screwed over by the management than the customers.
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Lost keys
Ha ha, it DID happen to me. I was in a VIP room in CT (got promised the world and of course, got nothin, live and learn) and stuck around the club for a couple of hours afterwards, walked out to my car and stuck my hand in my pocket, NO KEY! I started freaking out, who do I call to come get me, Triple A, my kids, how bout my ex-wife! So I went back into the club and asked one of the bouncers if I could go back into the VIP room to look for my keys. Lo and behold, stuck between the back of the chair and the cushion was my key ring! I left a happy man, but NOT due to the VIP dance. Now I keep the key in my BACK pocket, just in case, not much chance of it falling out of that one.
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Change of Venue
Hello fellow mongers,
I've been to DT 3 times now while in RI on business trips from upstate ny. Always a very nice time for 1.6. I was thinking of a change of venue and trying out CL or Cheaters. Would like something close to gfe or even bj. I was wondering if I should just keep to my regular haunt, a guarantee, or chance a shot at a one of the two. Cost might be a consideration if we're talking an extra $ or more. Thanks.
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On Keys
The topic of keys has arisen so here are my 2 ¢
Spend a few bucks and get a few copies of your vehicle's key made ...
do NOT ever use the original key with its remote entry etc when yer on
any kind of mongering mission
Do not use a key ring with the copy ... keep your 'real life' key ring securely locked
away inside the glove box or in the trunk
Why ?? Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you
Also , keep one of the copies hidden inside the vehicle , like under the floor mat so
that if the girl bolts with your key you can just quickly retrieve the hidden key
and drive away
At a strip club do NOT take the key inside with you ... a single loose key not on
a key ring is very easy to lose track of . Instead , place it on top of one of the tires
This way you can't possibly lose it or have it stolen inside the club
If you have a car alarm put it on 'Valet Mode' so you don't have to carry around
the remote for that either
Actually , for mongering purposes you should be using a vehicle that doesn't *need*
to have an alarm , but that's the subject of another Post ....
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Not sure what DT is....
[QUOTE=Torq465]Hello fellow mongers,
I've been to DT 3 times now while in RI on business trips from upstate ny. Always a very nice time for 1.6. I was thinking of a change of venue and trying out CL or Cheaters. Would like something close to gfe or even bj. I was wondering if I should just keep to my regular haunt, a guarantee, or chance a shot at a one of the two. Cost might be a consideration if we're talking an extra $ or more. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
You can get a BJ at Cheaters for less than 1.6 but nothing like that will happen at CL for less than $$ or $$$. As far as GFE thats really not what sex in strip clubs is about. If you want a GFE experience you really need to call an escort.
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[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]The topic of keys has arisen so here are my 2 ¢
Spend a few bucks and get a few copies of your vehicle's key made ...
do NOT ever use the original key with its remote entry etc when yer on
any kind of mongering mission
Do not use a key ring with the copy ... keep your 'real life' key ring securely locked
away inside the glove box or in the trunk
Why ?? Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you
Also , keep one of the copies hidden inside the vehicle , like under the floor mat so
that if the girl bolts with your key you can just quickly retrieve the hidden key
and drive away
At a strip club do NOT take the key inside with you ... a single loose key not on
a key ring is very easy to lose track of . Instead , place it on top of one of the tires
This way you can't possibly lose it or have it stolen inside the club
If you have a car alarm put it on 'Valet Mode' so you don't have to carry around
the remote for that either
Actually , for mongering purposes you should be using a vehicle that doesn't *need*
to have an alarm , but that's the subject of another Post ....[/QUOTE]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post!
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Re: keys
Gee, I never thought about putting the key on top of the tire, now at least I and everyone else knows where to look next time I want to steal a car!!
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Happened to me
[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you[/QUOTE]
I am not sure about the rest of the report, but a SW in Orlando once snatched my rental car keys and hopped out in a very tough residential area off the Orange Blossom Trail, making all kinds of noise around 10:30 PM, yelling that she was being raped. She ended up robbing me. Luckily all I had was about $60, but I practically had to beg to keep her from throwing the keys onto the deep grass of someone's lawn or down a storm drain. It was dark as hell and the area was dense with scary characters. I deserved the worse for being so stupid, but escaped with a lesson that may have been worth the $60 it cost me.
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Cheaters
[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]You can get a BJ at Cheaters for less than 1.6 but nothing like that will happen at CL for less than $$ or $$$. As far as GFE thats really not what sex in strip clubs is about. If you want a GFE experience you really need to call an escort.[/QUOTE]Thanks Boston.I may try out cheaters then just to see. And hey, if I don't, theres always DT.
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[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]Ha ha, it DID happen to me. I was in a VIP room in CT (got promised the world and of course, got nothin, live and learn) and stuck around the club for a couple of hours afterwards, walked out to my car and stuck my hand in my pocket, NO KEY! I started freaking out, who do I call to come get me, Triple A, my kids, how bout my ex-wife! So I went back into the club and asked one of the bouncers if I could go back into the VIP room to look for my keys. Lo and behold, stuck between the back of the chair and the cushion was my key ring! I left a happy man, but NOT due to the VIP dance. Now I keep the key in my BACK pocket, just in case, not much chance of it falling out of that one.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully you had triple-ply biohazard rubber gloves on as you rooted beneath that cushion!! Can one get herpes in the fingers?
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Geeezzzz....Ya know I'm the first guy to give PZ a cyber smack when I don't agree with him but most of that post was good info. If guys don't want go to the lenghs that are mentioned thats fine-most of the time I don't but I don't drink much either so my little head doesn't do my thinking for me.
Many years ago a combat zone SW managed to liberate $$$ from my wallet while in the process of giving me a .30 BJ so ANYTHING is possible.
[QUOTE=Happy4u]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Happy4u]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post![/QUOTE]
The next time he takes a shower I'm sure he'll think of something - but it will probably be a long time before that happens.
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Hey guys,
I just so happen to have a car for sale, looks like the back seat has never been used and there's absolutely no sw flunk in it, none what so ever.
This will be quite a deal for someone but it's going to have to be sort of hush-hush. No title but that's your problem.
Can you believe this, after posting on a forum some guy went into a local strip club and put his key on top of his tire!! What a maroon!
btw, this is a attempt at humor to show how idiotic a previous post is. I have never been part of any type of theft and do not intend to do so in the future.
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[QUOTE=Gansett]Hey guys,
I just so happen to have a car for sale, looks like the back seat has never been used and there's absolutely no sw flunk in it, none what so ever.
This will be quite a deal for someone but it's going to have to be sort of hush-hush. No title but that's your problem.
Can you believe this, after posting on a forum some guy went into a local strip club and put his key on top of his tire!! What a maroon!
btw, this is a attempt at humor to show how idiotic a previous post is. I have never been part of any type of theft and do not intend to do so in the future.[/QUOTE]
I went to Cheater's last night. The place was devoid of customers but the parking lot was crawling with guys feeling up the tires of all the cars in the lot.
Seriously, what I do with my key is pull my shoelace out of the last hole of the shoe, thread my key onto it, put it BACK into the last hole and retie my shoe. The only way I can lose my key is if I run up a LD bill so high that I have to use my shoes as collateral!
