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I went to retry this place. The first time I was there, a nice looking latina came in with a cotton ball and some fragrances. I tried to make a move but she looked bothered, so I thought that maybe I'm in the wrong pplace. I did not understand what the f*** that was all about. But, since I've seen a few reviews, I decided to try again. I walked in and the lady at the front looked at me like she knew me so I asked who is working today. She told me she has too ladys. I asked her if I can see them since I did not recognize the names (how could I, I was their only one time almost a year ago). One of them looked OK but the second one was like an LA 9. I was amazed how hot and young she looked in such a dump.

I paid .4 (the time before it was .5, who knows maybe it is the economy) at the door and she asked what I want, I said everything, and she asked for 1.0 I countered with .8 and she accepted. I also asked about greek and she said she does not do that. After a couple more minutes she said if you have 3.0 I'll do greek. Unfortunetly or fortunetly depending on which head is being used at the time, I did not have 3.0. Does any one know the going rate for greek in a MP, if there is such a thing?

Anyway, we started the session and she looked amazing. I do not know if she had a bad day, but she did not seem happy to do what she was doing, she would not take the bra off, she did not want me to play with the kitty, she gave an ok cbj but nothing special. I started to lose my interest. Then came a surprise she climbed on top after lubing herself and she was as tight as can be. I don't think I've ever been with someone so tight, well since high school. It felt great and barely lasted 10 min. We started with CG than I bend her over went for Doggie. I f***ed her so hard and fast I was getting dizzy. Overall I had quite a lot of funwith a total demage of 1.2

I've been noticin the amp ladies in the valley have been gettin bruises and bite marks. Take care of them ladies gentlemen. No need to leave marks like the dogs we are. Ive seen them on three girls in the past two weeks.

[QUOTE=Dochi83]Anybody else been to Orchid? I tried to find it, but it doesn't seem to have a front entrance. Is the entrance in the back, off the alley?[/QUOTE]Found same thing here. Locked front and back. Security camera in the back. Adjacent to a county building. Detective car parked on the side. Looks like trouble. Called #. Dude said its aroma.

[QUOTE=Napretep123]I went to retry this place. The first time I was there, a nice looking latina came in with a cotton ball and some fragrances. I tried to make a move but she looked bothered, so I thought that maybe I'm in the wrong place.[/quote]Went to stake out this place. Very difficult to find but got help from a fellow monger. I saw a hot blonde latina with contacts on. She saw me at the window and scrammed. I think that was NAPs girl. In walked this ugly latina at the window who confirmed it was $40 to get in. Open only till 8pm. Didn't feel like doing anything as I had just hit a nearby AMP. Yes, I am an addict. Anyways, the place is hot, stinky, rundown, etc. However, heard good ratings on one of the girls and decided I would return.

Here is what changed my mind about going back. As I am walking out, in walks a fat, dirty, day laborer. Looked like he just cleaned out somebody's yard. I'll call him Ramon. Excuse me, but if Ramon is putting his shlong on these chicks, they cannot be clean. I am sorry but most of the AMPs I hit would never take a customer dressed like that and looking like that. The most they would get is a HJ. And if that Ramon is telling his fellow laborers, then I can see why the girl in there did not enjoy what she was doing to one of the mongers here. That's probably why these girls get mechanical. Fat, ugly, undeducated dudes who treat them like crap. Sorry, I'll risk an STD and bad attitude somewhere else. And mongers, be careful the kind of people you tell about the good ones. If they have a loose mouth, they end up telling the scum of the earth HIV drug addict friend who will refer it to his scummy friends and put us and the girls at risk. Remember, not all advertise for a reason. It is to keep these people away. BTW, no racial hatred meant towards laborers. Just keepin it real.

[QUOTE=James Compton]It is to keep these people away. BTW, no racial hatred meant towards laborers. Just keepin it real. [/QUOTE]I'm not sure that you are racist but you are definitely something ist.

First of all I don't think that dude is more likely to have diseases because he works hard outdoors.

Second a clean cut guy that likes trannies and then sees a girl before you is probably way more dangerous to you.

Third I try to keep out of the I'm better than other people thinking.

Might want to be a little more opened.

But in your defense you can certainly not want to go to a place because it is dirty and low budget.

1. Good point.

2. You're right.

3. Better than most.

Ok, So this is my very first post. I thought since I have read most of the post here, I would add my own. Last saterday I thought I would try this Amp place on Saticoy and Reseda.

So off I go, when I got to the place only two ladies were working. One was asian and the other latina. The latina was was the only one avalible at the time, she was not the best looking by my standards but the little head was doing the thinking, so off I go.

Although you know what was on the menu with out me saying. Personaly I think this place would fall under the catogory of close it down. The rooms were smelly, the message lasted 5min which was really bad. On the flip she had bad hand skills and when she got closer she smelled bad. Guys this place is bad news and is a rush joint. This is one place I suggest you dont go.

I hope you find this helpfull.

Mongers,

Some places are better than others.

That s**t about day laborers made me LOL.

YOU strike me as an elitist f**k wad.

Back in the day James both Topanga & Devonshire, in the way west SFV, were often frequented by filthy, dirty, day laborers, gardeners, pool cleaners, mail men, etc...

I know this because I used to hook Mama San Tina up w/her particular poison, which was blow, and as such I spent an inordinate amount of time at both locations...

Good times!

Anyways, many different men some rich, some middle class and some poor came through the doors...

And they all had two things in common; a stiff penis and a fist full of hard earned dollars!

Live and let live.

And do try and find a clean Amp...

Good luck newbie!

Peace, da I Sadist

So you say I am a F***K wad because I was only trying to relate a bad experance, thus possably saving someone else the mistake of going to a bad AMP?

It is my understanding that is what this board is all about. Helping other mongers find the best game in town.

So instead you come down on me for that, then what is the point in sharing information, so you can dump on the person. LOL

MAD,

I think V was talking to/about James.

Keep it coool mate.

But you're on the right track in regards to helping others on here!

Mad guy, YOU need to slow down bro and learn how to clearly read everything.

I gave YOU praise in my header I believe I said "Thanks for sharing intel about a lame Amp."

Period!

I have always believed that posting openly about a bad place is fine because we mongers do not want to go there anyways.

In fact, YOU are saving us headaches, gas $$$ and precious time.

It is the REAL KAMP's I choose to keep secret and thus off the public radar.

For one reason LE is on this forum and I will not mine gold for those pricks.

Now, the rest of my short rant, the elitist f**k wad comment specifically, was directed by name towards James how could YOU misconstrue this?

Are YOU sensitive or what?

I expected James to freak out; YOU I expected to be vindicated by my endorsement of your post.

Now, however I could give a s**t about either one of YOU!

Late, VDS

Yo Madmad, Vlad was talkin to me. Not you. Quit being so emotional dog. You hit one place (supposedly) and start trippin after some constructive criticism.

Vlad, you little legend you. I posted that sh. Just to make your a. Laugh. Just returnin the favor for all the laughs you've given us, whether you meant to or not. I may be a newbie on this post, but I ain't no newbie in the hunt. I already frequent a couple of the nice ones in valley. The fun part is finding new ones to conquer. I'll be continuing to be on the prowl. GRRRRRR!

I seemed to have touched some nerves with my observations. I seemed to come off as being better than everyone else and an elitist. This should be the time I should take back what I said. So here it is: Like it or not gentlemen, dudes do get turned down or are given less than satisfactory service based on appearance, grooming. At the "clean" AMPs I visit in the valley. It is what it is "gentle"men. I've seen a mama san turn away a guy with the "we are massage only" line while I'm waiting to do my business. I think it had to do with the fact that he looked homeless and drunk. I've heard a mama san yelling at the 19 year old latina provider while I'm doin my business after some Grandpa Ed can be heard complaining about the service before leaving. Dude sounded like he was ready to go any day. I've had a provider tell me "(.) can't fu. " complaining about a certain race. I personally did not agree with her but I think she had a thing against one of my band of brothers. Just tellin you all what I'm seein and hearin. Oh, wait, I forgot. I'm just a "newbie" so I must not know what I'm talking about. Let's just leave it at that. You ain't winnin this argument "gentle"men.

On a more serious note. In terms of STDs, there was a scare in Irvine about one of the providers having chlamydia. Any news of valley providers or AMPs employing providers with STDs? If so, post it boys.

To you fellow mongers.

Not to make excuses, but being new to the post one will tend to make mistakes. I do argee in part not to disclose the good hunts, but at the same time one whats to know and compare notes.

It is to bad LE uses the information in the post to close good hunting grounds, in regards to AMP's. Of the many I have visited, They have always practiced safe practices, cleanly and honestly. However opon this one case it was negitive.

As far as personal higine is consurned, you are right. A person should go freashly showered and dressed in well chosen attire. I guees I expect a provider to follow the same rules.

Sorry once again for the mixup.

I was once turned down at an AMP because I had a girl with me. Yes, I convinced a friend of mine who happens to be a good looking MILF to try to get into a FS AMP in the Valley. This chick was married and I had done her before she got married and even after. She wanted to see me in action with a K-girl. This was about 4 years ago. The mamasan could not believe her eyes. She turned both of us away. When I went back a couple of hours later she still did not want me to come in. She gave some BS excuse.

That's some kinky sh**. Should've slipped her a .4

They're cool once they get to know you.