Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MadJockey;5531843]So your trying to build that "clout" then you beat around the Bush about the Asian providers and don't mention the name of the bait and switch. Like there's only one of them in town LOL appreciate the review of mins but fill in the blanks please.[/QUOTE]Wasn't serious about clout. I know there's no way I will reach senior status, LOL. Yeah, should've kept the post about Min's only.

The bait and switch was on the eastside at Red Roof, the * *2288 posts that have been on STG. Text that morning and immediate text back with location and rates. $.4 hhr and $.6 hr. Scheduled the hr and text when arrived, was a bit nervous and confirmed no LE. She text room number and says come in. I was already parked directly across, LOL. Low and behold not photo accurate, LOL. Older lady mid-late 50's, but I figured what the hell. Very uniform, clothes off Immediately and on to touching and to the bed. DATY, no eating, only licking. CBJ for a few and then on to CFS. Wasn't bad, wasn't good either. Out the door 30 minutes. Loss of $20, but okay, felt good and wanted to dip out, LOL. Only would repeat if there was absolutely no other options.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5531101]How much did your dream of Sabrina cost you? I am interested in meeting, just not sure on the damage it'll cost me.[/QUOTE]I have not met her outside yet. We were working on where. I was hoping she would have an incall but I gave to get a room. I'm not sure if I am that into her. I think she is average.

Heard from another monger that Sabrina and Lanna may not be working or cutting back at State St due to demand on the outside? Also look on Sugardaddy website, you may see some of the ladies who work there or have worked there before.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5531101]How much did your dream of Sabrina cost you? I am interested in meeting, just not sure on the damage it'll cost me.[/QUOTE]

Was wondering if anyone had a way to contact Sabrina Lanna or Victoria contact nor social media page that I could contact them at

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5532396]Heard from another monger that Sabrina and Lanna may not be working or cutting back at State St due to demand on the outside? Also look on Sugardaddy website, you may see some of the ladies who work there or have worked there before.[/QUOTE].

More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?!

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]I'm out of the game, but shit like this is why I still read the forum. So sorry that happened to you.

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]Things 7 day is known for:

1. Not honoring your appointment.

2. Shorting you on time.

3. The lady farting.

4. Overall sucking.

I will never go back to that hell hole.

[QUOTE=TJ321;5533630]Things 7 day is known for:

1. Not honoring your appointment.

2. Shorting you on time.

3. The lady farting.

4. Overall sucking.

I will never go back to that hell hole.[/QUOTE]Too funny. "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of the play?

Finally got into town to try it and met Leah. Really good massage with light teasing, except my room was next to the bathroom and some of those chicks need a change of diet. WTF? LOL!. . anyways flipped over and quick negotiation for. 8 tits out and panties down for me to play with while he made shadow puppets. Which there was more available cause she was super sexy and tight and even got a knuckle deep in her Nono hole as well LOL.

I'll go back.

Just go there and ask them. They will give it out. You won't be the first person asking!

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5532945]Was wondering if anyone had a way to contact Sabrina Lanna or Victoria contact nor social media page that I could contact them at.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;5535689]Finally got into town to try it and met Leah. Really good massage with light teasing, except my room was next to the bathroom and some of those chicks need a change of diet. WTF? LOL!. . anyways flipped over and quick negotiation for. 8 tits out and panties down for me to play with while he made shadow puppets. Which there was more available cause she was super sexy and tight and even got a knuckle deep in her Nono hole as well LOL.

I'll go back.[/QUOTE]Fiber, lots of fiber. Nothing is going to clog up their pipes, even the backdoor.

I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager.

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5535805]Just go there and ask them. They will give it out. You won't be the first person asking![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]She was farting constantly, and you didn't like it? You will relinquish your pervert card immediately. You will be issued a "plain vanilla" card until your behavior improves. Also, in your report you didn't describe the aroma. Were they relatively innocuous, offensive, tear jerking, or stomach turning? Frequency is only one aspect of farting, and your report left out the most important part. We here on the review board also ask that you report more completely on pussy odors in the future. There is a predominance of reports that include verbiage such as "there was a smell" or "had odor. " This tells us nothing. Did it smell of chicken soup? Dill pickles? McDonalds? New fish? Old fish? Rotten carp lying on the edge of Lake Mendota? My old catalytic converter? As you know, fuller descriptions are more helpful. We look forward to an improved performance in the future and anticipate returning your pervert card to you soon.

Coochie (Chairman of the complete bullshit board) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5536171]I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager..[/QUOTE]That matches my experience.

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5536171]I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager.[/QUOTE]Maybe tell us who's got the best farts?

P.S. I can't compete with Coochie Eater.