Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Gfe-(noun) Girl Friend Experience. Long deep tongue kisses, no clocks, no limits, BBBJ but cfs, as many pops as you can handle in the time YOU have because I have all the time in the world when it comes to you. I only schedule one boyfriend a day and I'll give you hours of my time. Every position your body is capable of and my body can do them all. Cuddles and pillow talk if that is what you are into. A nice nap if you have the time (my personal favorite). Can't walk straight when it is all said and done. Call me or text me 5 minutes after you leave me to let me know you already can't wait to see me again. I feel the same. That is MY version of GFE.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]

I completely agree with your definition. This is also the way I am with my guys.

My definition of a GFE provider is one who includes plenty of DFK, DATY, a nice BJ, (hopefully uncovered, but its not a deal breaker for me), and any position I am in the mood for that particular day. I have found that a lot of ladies are YMMV as far as the BBBJs are concerned. That's why you often see conflicting reviews about whether the elusive BBBJ is involved or not. Let's face it guys...show up with a smelly member and she probably isn't going to want to stick it in her mouth without a cover. Also, some ladies might, after becoming more comfortable with you after a couple of visits, decide that you are a nice enough guy to give you the BJ without the cover. You can gain a lot of extras form a provider if you treat them like a lady during your time together. I would also throw multiple pops into this whole equation. That used to be more of a concern for me...but it seems like that 2nd pop is getting more difficult the older I get. One good pop and then some nice cuddling and conversation is GFE enough for me on most days. I'm pretty easy to please....most of the time. :)

SL

I had a dream with Cherry earlier this week and am here to give my report. Upon arriving I was hoping to see the vision that we've all seen on her BP ad's and I was not disapointed. IMHO if you put Cherry in a room with most providers in a bikini, you would def. notice her. Cherry is a very attractive young lady with an almost flawless body. I will admit that I did scan the room for any signs of drug use but didn't see any,I did this simply because I recall where someone reported suspicious drug use. Cherry doesn't give me the impression of someone that uses drugs, but I am no expert in that matter. The PROS: Great looks,smoking hot body,very good skills,easy to talk to,nice tight & very wet twat,and was not a clock watcher. The Cons: Is a smoker,incall was decent but not great,and for some guys (not me) has a tattoo. Cherry was ready when I arrived and while I would not consider her, and here is where the debate can continue, a true GFE. She is certainly pretty enough,has the body,and has the skills to be one,but for me the mood that a woman can get me in is very important. I stay horny but some providers take me to another level. That's were attitude comes into play, i've met some providers that while not as georgeous as Cherry simply make me want to love them until we both hurt,with Cherry i'm like that simply because she is so nice to look at. I've often wondered how can providers get motivated to see us,because when they open their doors they may not like what they see but we still expect them to give us their best. Me,i'm middle aged,dark complexion,avg. height,more muscular than fat,some find attractive but not all. I guess the power of the benjamin is strong. Don't get me wrong, Cherry has a nice attitude and all that I can say is that if you are into getting it on with an attractive young blonde with a killer body and good skills see her. If you are not into that kind of thing,stay away. Would I repeat,yes I would. But she may not be every man's cup of tea,no provider is everything to everybody.

[QUOTE=Big Boi Terry] I've often wondered how can providers get motivated to see us,because when they open their doors they may not like what they see but we still expect them to give us their best. [/QUOTE]

I have asked many providers that exact question because I can guarantee you I will have a difficult time making wood if an ugly provider showed up at my door. I know I wouldn't give my best....not even for a couple of Benjamins. My hat's off to all you providers who can pull it off.

SL

Stocking Lover, your hilarious talking about your wood. I'm crackin up. I feel the same way. That's why I always am fresh and clean and if I know a provider well, will ask to use her shower to freshen up.

Cleanliness is next to godliness!

Woody Wood Pecker

[QUOTE=Stocking Lover]I have asked many providers that exact question because I can guarantee you I will have a difficult time making wood if an ugly provider showed up at my door. I know I wouldn't give my best....not even for a couple of Benjamins. My hat's off to all you providers who can pull it off.

SL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Big Boi Terry]I had a dream with Cherry earlier this week and am here to give my report. Upon arriving I was hoping to see the vision that we've all seen on her BP ad's and I was not disapointed. IMHO if you put Cherry in a room with most providers in a bikini, you would def. notice her. Cherry is a very attractive young lady with an almost flawless body. I will admit that I did scan the room for any signs of drug use but didn't see any,I did this simply because I recall where someone reported suspicious drug use. Cherry doesn't give me the impression of someone that uses drugs, but I am no expert in that matter. The PROS: Great looks,smoking hot body,very good skills,easy to talk to,nice tight & very wet twat,and was not a clock watcher. The Cons: Is a smoker,incall was decent but not great,and for some guys (not me) has a tattoo. Cherry was ready when I arrived and while I would not consider her, and here is where the debate can continue, a true GFE. She is certainly pretty enough,has the body,and has the skills to be one,but for me the mood that a woman can get me in is very important. I stay horny but some providers take me to another level. That's were attitude comes into play, i've met some providers that while not as georgeous as Cherry simply make me want to love them until we both hurt,with Cherry i'm like that simply because she is so nice to look at. I've often wondered how can providers get motivated to see us,because when they open their doors they may not like what they see but we still expect them to give us their best. Me,i'm middle aged,dark complexion,avg. height,more muscular than fat,some find attractive but not all. I guess the power of the benjamin is strong. Don't get me wrong, Cherry has a nice attitude and all that I can say is that if you are into getting it on with an attractive young blonde with a killer body and good skills see her. If you are not into that kind of thing,stay away. Would I repeat,yes I would. But she amay not be every man's cup of tea,no provider is everything to everybody.[/QUOTE]wwe, thanx big boi! I really appreciate your honesty and taking the time to review me. I had an awesome dream with you y-day and can't wait to see you again! Be good yall

See my report in Classifieds -- Discussion regarding Erica.

The Cops Are Using A Female Tonight!! She Is Calling Herself Tracy And Is Very Nice On The Phone. Dont Let It Fool You, I Just Went To Meet Her And Her "boyfriend"... Total Setup!! This Has Happened To Me A Few Times Before, But Not Tonite! I Wish You All The Best

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Hi Pole Dancer,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue]

Hmmm, I do I start this story of literary fiction? I know that we all have different tastes and preferences, so please take this report as a personally biased one.

I had an incall with Erica yesterday. I had researched here and other boards, I had reviewed CL and backpage ads. I had also PM'd others, whom had seen her, looking for comments (unfortunately they came back to late...LOL). I had concluded, based on my reasearch, that she would be someone that I would like to see.

She was accomodating on the phone and sounded nice, very easy to get ahold of and was willing to work with me on my schedule. We had ironed out the arrangements and agreed on the details. We were set for the meeting.

It was scheduled for 6pm, however 45 minutes prior to the meeting, due to her own reasons, she was not going to be able to make that time....well I called off the meeting. She then calls me about 30 minutes later and we make new arrangements. We meet at a mutually agreed location.

I am sorry to say that she has several misleading pics in her ads. They are probably her, but they are several, several years old. She states that she is 47 years old (and I would agree with this) and those are NOT pics of a 47 y.o. woman. The pics of her in a white shirt and jeans are NOT an accurate representation of her. I will say that the pic posted on 6-25-09 is a closer representation to her (she is the person with black shirt and blu jeans) but not completely accurate, just closer.

We go and get the room and I am trying to make the best of this, but when the clothes come off, unfortunately again the pics ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE of her. I am happy to report though that she has taken the advice of the board, and though she has not shaved, she has tightly trimmed herself. We had agreed to greek isles beforehand, but in the room stated that would be $ more. I then pressed the situation and she said that I was to big and that she would not be able to go through with it. OK, well that is that.

I will say that she was willing to accomodate me on the BJ, but by this time I was just wanting to get it done and leave. Which is what was done.

For me, this was not a good experience. I may take some heat over this, but I do feel that this is a representational account of my fictional experience. I am sorry that no one else has reported the obivious discrepancy between the person and the pics. I will not repeat.

JTB

[QUOTE=Jtownbrown]Hmmm, I do I start this story of literary fiction? I know that we all have different tastes and preferences, so please take this report as a personally biased one.

I had an incall with Erica yesterday. I had researched here and other boards, I had reviewed CL and backpage ads. I had also PM'd others, whom had seen her, looking for comments (unfortunately they came back to late. LOL). I had concluded, based on my reasearch, that she would be someone that I would like to see.

She was accomodating on the phone and sounded nice, very easy to get ahold of and was willing to work with me on my schedule. We had ironed out the arrangements and agreed on the details. We were set for the meeting.

It was scheduled for 6pm, however 45 minutes prior to the meeting, due to her own reasons, she was not going to be able to make that time. Well I called off the meeting. She then calls me about 30 minutes later and we make new arrangements. We meet at a mutually agreed location.

I am sorry to say that she has several misleading pics in her ads. They are probably her, but they are several, several years old. She states that she is 47 years old (and I would agree with this) and those are NOT pics of a 47 y. O. Woman. The pics of her in a white shirt and jeans are NOT an accurate representation of her. I will say that the pic posted on 6-25-09 is a closer representation to her (she is the person with black shirt and blu jeans) but not completely accurate, just closer.

We go and get the room and I am trying to make the best of this, but when the clothes come off, unfortunately again the pics ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE of her. I am happy to report though that she has taken the advice of the board, and though she has not shaved, she has tightly trimmed herself. We had agreed to greek isles beforehand, but in the room stated that would be $ more. I then pressed the situation and she said that I was to big and that she would not be able to go through with it. OK, well that is that.

I will say that she was willing to accomodate me on the BJ, but by this time I was just wanting to get it done and leave. Which is what was done.

For me, this was not a good experience. I may take some heat over this, but I do feel that this is a representational account of my fictional experience. I am sorry that no one else has reported the obivious discrepancy between the person and the pics. I will not repeat.

JTB[/QUOTE]I have not been on this board long but been on other sites of this type for MANY years. Let me say, that I enjoy accurate descriptions of various posters. I have seen a number of girls where the pics are just not accurate. I even go back to the reviews that I had read prior to seeing a given provider, after seeing them, and find no mention of the pics being a mis-representation of the provider. I just wondered what they were looking at, or just afraid to piss someone off. I have been in your shoes and it just SUCKS when you expect one thing and get something totally different. So I for one appreciate your honesty in this report. You will always take heat for saying anything negative about someone. Time will tell how this turns out, but from what I read, sure seems like a honest view of things from your eyes. You did not seem to be just bashing her.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Doesn't this fall under the escort ad section? Correct me if I am wrong. New guy.1 post. New girls. Any photos? Any descriptions? Escorts have their own area of posting. Should there be an area for PIMPS as well? Curious minds want to know.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]
While this may be a new precedent, I agree that Pimps should probably advertise in the Escorts Ads - No Commentary section unless Jackson makes one for pimps, and that is unlikely. You might also make a mention with more detail in the Escort review section, for discussion.

As Melissa said, pics are a HUGE part. I have not and will not ever call a girl without having seen several pics first. Just won't happen. Description of services and rates is always helpful too.

Ret

[QUOTE=Retskir]While this may be a new precedent, I agree that Pimps should probably advertise in the Escorts Ads - No Commentary section unless Jackson makes one for pimps, and that is unlikely. You might also make a mention with more detail in the Escort review section, for discussion.

As Melissa said, pics are a HUGE part. I have not and will not ever call a girl without having seen several pics first. Just won't happen. Description of services and rates is always helpful too.

Ret[/QUOTE]

Alot of clients are really turned off from seeing a girl who is known to have a pimp. The whole thought of her being so.... well....let's just be nice and say so vulnerable - that she has to give her money to some pimp dude is really a turn off. It just ruins the mood for me to know that the money I am giving her is going straight to some dude so he can buy some more dubs and rims and whatever. I have no respect for a girl who has a pimp and do my best to avoid girls who do have them. I'm sure I have seen girls who have had pimps, but I sure as hell don't want to know about it. And I sure as hell don't want to see a girl who is so low class that she has some self named pimp trolling the net for her. I can't think of anything more of a turn off than that.

[QUOTE=Pole Dancer]The Cops Are Using A Female Tonight!! She Is Calling Herself Tracy And Is Very Nice On The Phone. Dont Let It Fool You, I Just Went To Meet Her And Her "boyfriend"... Total Setup!! This Has Happened To Me A Few Times Before, But Not Tonite! I Wish You All The Best[/QUOTE]If you ever feel unsure of a call. Please feel free to call me or other providers, Becuase they used this method about 2 months ago and got several ladies. They tried calling me before and in the last two days.

Check References. They will save you!

[QUOTE=Memphis Pimp50]I have found 3 new escorts for reasonable rates in Memphis. Kim 901-849-9171, Denise 901-238-1804, and Doris 901-219-5943. Exceptional rates. Ages of them respectfully Kim 21, Denise 31, Doris, 38. They have incall and outcall.[/QUOTE]
I think I seen another from you where you sure had alot of $ signs. The Kim thats 21 might be worth $.50 the rest might be but pics and posts would tell the whole story. What is your cut. LOL LOL
BC

I fully agree with all the guys on here. Everyone should have accurate and up-to-date pictures. I know that guys are very visual. I don't understand these girls that use old pictures or even pictures of someone else. When are you dishonest you aren't going to get any repeat business.

Being a plus sized girl myself, I always make sure the guy knows up front exactly how I look. I don't take offense to anyone who doesn't want to see me because I am not model thin. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes. You should get exactly what you pay for when making any kind of purchase.

Just my two cents.

Stay safe and play hard.