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[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2593238]No swingers club explanation necessary. Your credibility is already shot. Good reports in the SW thread. You do great on reporting what you know, not what you don't know.
Hang in there.
JC
.[/QUOTE]We've actually been to Trapeze more than I've been on the trail- but you keep deluding yourself- Just a loser. Want to put your Pm's up against mine loser.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2570115]There are many strategies to operating in a swingers club: each club is different- the Rooftop is different from Miami Velvet, Velvet is different from Deenie's, Deenies is different from Secrets, etc. Trapeze has the most variety. Some couples use the Venus Flytrap strategy- they just lay there and wait for someone to come along. We call them the Homesteaders. Then there are the Wallflowers -they stand up against the wall and wait for you to make the first move. Then there are the Fall-in-lovers, they stay at the bar and try to talk you into swapping. There are many others too numerous to list. We prefer the speed dating strategy, because Trapeze is designed for it. Let me explain. Well wait- first things first. People in the lifestyle are categorized several different ways. Hard-swap, soft-swap and towel-sharks. Hard swap means boy- girl, boy- girl. Soft swap means girl-girl. And towel sharks are the single males (like the nerds in rat patrol.) Like I said the beds are 50' long, so you troll along looking at the couples displaying on the beds, (displaying means the female is stroking her man while watching to see who comes by). Now here is the key. To Be Continued.[/QUOTE]Getting a little more enlightened about what I know loser. Beginning to realize your a towel shark loser. They keep you nerdy girls in a separate area of Trapeze. Kinda like I keep you in a separate area from Chris 5. Because- we actually have fun and don't write stupid messages. Beginning to get the message loser. I know the swingers clubs and SDC and Fantasyland and Sat. Night at Southern nites better than that tape that holds your glasses together. Duha ha duha.
So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]Idling with the air conditioner running sitting in blossom park wasting the taxpayer's property tax dollars.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]Google that and FBI Surveillance It's something people name their wifi for fun.
[QUOTE=Lotsoffun201;2594522]Google that and FBI Surveillance It's something people name their wifi for fun.[/QUOTE]One of my fav's is BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate.
[URL]http://www.freemake.com/blog/top-20-funny-wi-fi-names/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]I do the same thing here. One of my home networks is named after the dreaded secret police here.
I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Can now proceed to do something productive- other than the rats just talking about us. We can talk about what the website is designed for. Girls and blowjobs. Now sir- you know I always have to put a twist on everything I do- so here goes. I also travel the state of fla and also every summer the United States. Since we're talking about top 3's. How about the top 3 spots to hangout at period. The no. 1 spot in the entire US is a place in Houston called Bissington. Why. Because it's the only place I've discovered that acts like party row at the trucks stops. If you understand that -here's how it works. They have these strip malls there that at night the cars all park side by side and the girls start at one end and go from car to car- in a row one after another- so just like a conveyor belt the blow jobs never end. No. 2 Oakland Calif is similar to Houston except the girls hover on street corners. Go down international drive and their practically falling in you car. No. 3 a tie between Oklahoma City and Las Vegas- the video vigilante has slowed things down a bit in OC so I'll talk about LV -the crystal capital of the west. The girls their don't do crack they do ice. Meth will turn a girl into a nympho- and if you've read my nympho I,II, and III reports you know what I mean. I've had baby Jaime and couldn't agree more with you on that one. I hope you liked my report. M2 out.
I really have to get more creative. I was thinking something like:
ChineseRestaurant_I_NoSeeYourCat.
Or.
GradyJuddHouseOfFun.
C3.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2594626]I do the same thing here. One of my home networks is named after the dreaded secret police here.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the only way to really determine who is the best is with a blowjob contest.
There is just nothing quite like a good old fashioned blowjob contest.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Two words:
The Gater.
You obviously never had the amazing pleasure of meeting this divine creature of the lagoon. Rumor has it when she retired she took a job at a small airport in the 'Glades as a backup to their jet engine starter.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2595263]Two words:
The Gater.
You obviously never had the amazing pleasure of meeting this divine creature of the lagoon. Rumor has it when she retired she took a job at a small airport in the 'Glades as a backup to their jet engine starter.
C3.[/QUOTE]Hmm, the Gater appears to be top notch based on my going back and doing some deep research on the Forum and admittedly before my time; yet, from all other sources feelingfrogy is someone to be reckoned with. Many, many guys have said the same thing and laud not only her style, her abilities to seemingly, positively enjoy every thing she does from deep throating to sucking your balls to some sort of tongue action to genuinely liking to swallow and swallow (cim while ft or would that be fit? Every drop and keep going until you say uncle. Yes, she is super utr but has never met a dick she wouldn't suck.
[EMAIL]Feelingfrogy722@gmail.com[/EMAIL] gets my vote for number one.
[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2594556]One of my fav's is BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate.
[URL]http://www.freemake.com/blog/top-20-funny-wi-fi-names/[/URL][/QUOTE]Was he doing in Chris5's neighborhood? Take a look at the 8th one down not counting the header. Just couldn't resist LOL, LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2595092]Can now proceed to do something productive- other than the rats just talking about us. We can talk about what the website is designed for. Girls and blowjobs. Now sir- you know I always have to put a twist on everything I do- so here goes. I also travel the state of fla and also every summer the United States. Since we're talking about top 3's. How about the top 3 spots to hangout at period. The no. 1 spot in the entire US is a place in Houston called Bissington. Why. Because it's the only place I've discovered that acts like party row at the trucks stops. If you understand that -here's how it works. They have these strip malls there that at night the cars all park side by side and the girls start at one end and go from car to car- in a row one after another- so just like a conveyor belt the blow jobs never end. No. 2 Oakland Calif is similar to Houston except the girls hover on street corners. Go down international drive and their practically falling in you car. No. 3 a tie between Oklahoma City and Las Vegas- the video vigilante has slowed things down a bit in OC so I'll talk about LV -the crystal capital of the west. The girls their don't do crack they do ice. Meth will turn a girl into a nympho- and if you've read my nympho I,II, and III reports you know what I mean. I've had baby Jaime and couldn't agree more with you on that one. I hope you liked my report. M2 out.[/QUOTE]A truck stop for non stop blowjobs! LOL! Now that would be a beautiful sight to see. M2 you are a 1000 percent correct about the SW scene in Oakland!! There are girls all over 24 hours a day! This is why I enjoy reading your posts. You always bring out new and exciting adventures. By the way I was in South Florida last weekend (Lake Worth) and I hooked up with a young blonde bombshell and got a excellent Blow job at the beach at night, anyway I asked her to tell me about her past dates and what they did, she opened up like you would not believe about some of these other tricks! My question seemed to have excited her. The shit she told me was funny as fuck! So I thank you sir M2 for your input and advice you give on this board. I truly am a huge fan of your work. I'm an asshole, so no one likes me on this board so I don't get many messages at all. LOL! But you sir, I notice other members constantly asking you to clear your inbox! Keep up the good work.
Chris5.