Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1401179]I have been on the down low lately because I need to come up with seven Banjamins to pay Uncle Same by April 15. The SO and the little one were out of town for the evening. Great opportunity to buy a nice steak and break out the good bourbon. Was also in the mood to break out a Whole Lotta Rosie (so what, poor people do what they got to do). But I just couldn't do it. I had the great opportunity for some me time and I almost ruined it. I should just microwave my steak and drink the bourbon from a paper cup if I was going to waste this chance.

So a raided the kitty to get a little kitty. Man that place was busy yesterday afternoon. Doorbell rang at least five times while I was there. I heard a couple mongers get turned away. I even had a ten minute wait on the couch waiting for an opening. And if one of you were the big guy wearing a nothin' towel that walked down the stairs and to the back room, hi, nice to meet you.

The provider of the hour (more like 45 minutes) was Kialee (sp, Engrish was pretty good, but the accent was strong). Little worm thing tattoo on the belly (what's up with all the belly tats lately?). Massage was weak. HE finish in the buff was much better than average.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6. (older than my liking)

Body: 8.

Attitude: 8. 5.

Service: 9.

Point 7 / Point 6.

Butter Dog.[/QUOTE]So that's the new girl's name. The rest are all veterans, Bonnie, Sherrie, Victoria, and Anna is supposed to be back too. Can't go wrong with any of them.

Lucy is gone for now though, bummer.

In case you weren't reading for the past couple of years, there has been much written on this thread about short time at the AMPs. Just thought I'd throw this in. I was at 1404 right after they opened in the new building, and the older dude (lily's husband?) was answering the door. He offered me a seat (they were quite busy for a Thursday night) , and asked how long. To which I replied 1 hr. He took the payment and then clarified"50 minute?"

I went along with him, and as it turned out, I had a wonderful time with Lulu. While we were winding up around the fifty minute mark, she started moving to get me going, but it was another 5-10 mins. Before we finally came down the stairs. When we got to the living room, I saw a couple of girls I new, and spent another couple of minutes re-acquainting myself with them.

On the way out I ran into Lily in the parking lot, said hi, and she asked if I had a good time. To which I replied yes, and complimented her on the new digs.

Sorry to be writing this so long after the fact, but need to protect my identity because some Monger told Lily about this site, and showed her how to find it. I like to put some details into my reports, but you never know when a detail could give you away, and create ill-will between you and the spa. Remember the first rule of fight club. Happy St Pats. Week my friends.

GTR

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1401343]She did mention they were planning on expanding. That is why I said second.[/QUOTE]Opps, my bad.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1401837]In case you weren't reading for the past couple of years, there has been much written on this thread about short time at the AMPs. Just thought I'd throw this in. I was at 1404 right after they opened in the new building, and the older dude (lily's husband?) was answering the door. He offered me a seat (they were quite busy for a Thursday night) , and asked how long. To which I replied 1 hr. He took the payment and then clarified"50 minute?"

I went along with him, and as it turned out, I had a wonderful time with Lulu. While we were winding up around the fifty minute mark, she started moving to get me going, but it was another 5-10 mins. Before we finally came down the stairs. When we got to the living room, I saw a couple of girls I new, and spent another couple of minutes re-acquainting myself with them.

On the way out I ran into Lily in the parking lot, said hi, and she asked if I had a good time. To which I replied yes, and complimented her on the new digs.

Sorry to be writing this so long after the fact, but need to protect my identity because some Monger told Lily about this site, and showed her how to find it. I like to put some details into my reports, but you never know when a detail could give you away, and create ill-will between you and the spa. Remember the first rule of fight club. Happy St Pats. Week my friends.

GTR[/QUOTE]Maybe he said "fifteen minutes", meaning that your wait would be fifteen minutes. I wasn't there of course but that seems to make more sense. Why would they actually shorten the time up front and generally frustrate every customer. Better to just cut tbe time short as necessary and deal with those who complain. I try to go when places are not busy for that very reason. I've learned to deal with it when they are busy knowing that it's almost certainly going to happen. I can't remember any place that has shorted me time during off peak hours. In fact I've had many more sessions that have gone over for various reasons. I'm much more interested in the quality of a session than getting exactly one hours time. Complaining to the provider never works but saying something to the owner can't hurt. Especially with Lily, I think she genuinely is interested in customer satisfaction. I honestly believe that in most cases they are just trying to make the wait time less for the next customer.

"Sorry to be writing this so long after the fact, but need to protect my identity because some Monger told Lily about this site, and showed her how to find it. I like to put some details into my reports,"

I think she has been well aware of these sites but is always looking for new ones. Lily showed me one I was not aware of. I agree that it may not be good for her to associate a face with our posts but it is also a avenue to make our complaiints know. It has been sometime since I talked aboout it with her but she said an hour should be sixty minutes and would correct any of the girls who shoted us.

I also believe these girls know we came for a HE and may think we are ready to roll afterwards, personally I like a little cool down.

These are just my opinions and I am sure every one's differs.

[QUOTE=Satya; 1402246]"Sorry to be writing this so long after the fact, but need to protect my identity because some Monger told Lily about this site, and showed her how to find it. I like to put some details into my reports,"

I think she has been well aware of these sites but is always looking for new ones. Lily showed me one I was not aware of. I agree that it may not be good for her to associate a face with our posts but it is also a avenue to make our complaiints know. It has been sometime since I talked aboout it with her but she said an hour should be sixty minutes and would correct any of the girls who shoted us.

I also believe these girls know we came for a HE and may think we are ready to roll afterwards, personally I like a little cool down.

These are just my opinions and I am sure every one's differs.[/QUOTE]I agree with previous poster that they seem to short time when they are busy. I think mamasan knows this all too well. Complain to her all you want and all you'll get for your trouble is lip service. She'll never offer to give you back the price differential between 30 minute versus 60 minute. They'll just continue to pocket the extra Jackson. As long as they are busy, they can just assume that we don't mind that much. I always pay for 60 minutes and 2 of the last 4 times I went they shorted me. Prior to that, it was maybe 1 time in the last 15 or so visits. The last time I was asked to turn over after only 12 minutes. I never like to complain but it so annoyed me that I said something. I always tip well and behave like a perfect gentlemen. It kind of put a damper on the whole thing because usually I get the best service from this provider. Now I only want to try some of the other providers here or other places all together. Joppa Road is my comfort zone maybe its time to try one of the other two places left in this area. Hopefully, Lily does read our posts. If it means better service for me next time, that's a good thing.

Unfortunately for me, due to my work scedule and home life I prefer to come only on weekend evenings. It seems it's hit or miss as to whether or not they're busy. What times does everyone find to be off peak?

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1402764]I agree with previous poster that they seem to short time when they are busy. I think mamasan knows this all too well. Complain to her all you want and all you'll get for your trouble is lip service. She'll never offer to give you back the price differential between 30 minute versus 60 minute. They'll just continue to pocket the extra Jackson. As long as they are busy, they can just assume that we don't mind that much. I always pay for 60 minutes and 2 of the last 4 times I went they shorted me. Prior to that, it was maybe 1 time in the last 15 or so visits. The last time I was asked to turn over after only 12 minutes. I never like to complain but it so annoyed me that I said something. I always tip well and behave like a perfect gentlemen. It kind of put a damper on the whole thing because usually I get the best service from this provider. Now I only want to try some of the other providers here or other places all together. Joppa Road is my comfort zone maybe its time to try one of the other two places left in this area. Hopefully, Lily does read our posts. If it means better service for me next time, that's a good thing.

Unfortunately for me, due to my work scedule and home life I prefer to come only on weekend evenings. It seems it's hit or miss as to whether or not they're busy. What times does everyone find to be off peak?[/QUOTE]I actually have to disagree on you on this. I've been at JHH where I've told Lily that I've been shorted time and the next time I'm there, the girl has made up for it. The girls remember the name and the faces of the guys they see and when you leave an impression. I've had times where Bonnie has cut my time due to them being busy but has made up for it on my next visit. Other girls there have done like wise. You just need to speak up and talk to them.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1402764]It seems it's hit or miss as to whether or not they're busy. What times does everyone find to be off peak?[/QUOTE]I can tell you with a great degree of certainty that at every parlour I've ever visited, peak time commences about 10 minutes after I arrive.

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1402845]I actually have to disagree on you on this. I've been at JHH where I've told Lily that I've been shorted time and the next time I'm there, the girl has made up for it. The girls remember the name and the faces of the guys they see and when you leave an impression. I've had times where Bonnie has cut my time due to them being busy but has made up for it on my next visit. Other girls there have done like wise. You just need to speak up and talk to them.[/QUOTE]I am going there tomorrow in the early afternoon. I do this for a couple reasons, one is that I don't want a provider who has been working all day and I don't want to go in as soon as she is finished with a customer either and the second is I don't work and have that luxury of going at non-peak hours.

We I go in the room I take control of the situation by defining the ground rules like what is going to happen when and I direct the activities not her telling me when to flip or the flip may be the first order of business and last an hour. I like to take my time, enjoy the experience and work hard hoping she does too.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1402764]Unfortunately for me, due to my work scedule and home life I prefer to come only on weekend evenings. It seems it's hit or miss as to whether or not they're busy. What times does everyone find to be off peak?[/QUOTE]Morning, the earlier the better. Girls are hornier too, seriously.

Headed to Manahattan soon and was wondering if anyone had a favorite AMP they could recommend. Happy to report back with intel when I return.

It has left me in high spirits all day. I first tried BS, but strangely, the door was locked. I called them and got no answer. What was strange is that four cars were out front, including the little red one. I can only hope they were just so busy they needed to block out new customers for a while.

Feeling good and sporting wood, I knew I had to find the cure. So I hopped on the beltway and headed up to VS. Going in, there was a pretty lady on the steps. She let me in the stairwell, and mimed that I should fix the lock on the main door. She had the keys. Alas, I could not, it was stuck on lock. We shimmed it slightly open instead and I went down.

We realized we knew each other, and from previous encounters at BS, not here. No matter a happy reunion. We went for the fun stuff first, and if you have been at either BS or VS you know what that entails. It was great, our familiarity and affection allowed me to push the envelope just a bit, mileage-wise.

Then came the best part. I asked for a foot massage (I am totally a sucker for a good foot massage, and Chinese ladies who know how give the absolute best.). What followed was forty minutes of pure bliss-twenty each on each foot and calf. It was kick-ass and I drifted into a dream state. Our time ran over an hour, but they were not busy and she was really into it.

I told her I will be back next week.

If any of you guys like a foot massage like I do, then PM for her name. Otherwise all the ladies there give great service, you can't go wrong.

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1402845]I actually have to disagree on you on this. I've been at JHH where I've told Lily that I've been shorted time and the next time I'm there, the girl has made up for it. The girls remember the name and the faces of the guys they see and when you leave an impression. I've had times where Bonnie has cut my time due to them being busy but has made up for it on my next visit. Other girls there have done like wise. You just need to speak up and talk to them.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the last time I did speak up and got some BS excuse. I guess it's just my nature but I would really prefer not to.

[QUOTE=Satya; 1402948]I am going there tomorrow in the early afternoon. I do this for a couple reasons, one is that I don't want a provider who has been working all day and I don't want to go in as soon as she is finished with a customer either and the second is I don't work and have that luxury of going at non-peak hours.

We I go in the room I take control of the situation by defining the ground rules like what is going to happen when and I direct the activities not her telling me when to flip or the flip may be the first order of business and last an hour. I like to take my time, enjoy the experience and work hard hoping she does too.[/QUOTE]Wow, you must be supaman or something. An ideal visit for me is 45-50 minute of massagee time and 10-15 minutes to nut, preferably with nut time in the middle. In the words of G Gordon, you must be young, virile, and vigorous. Cheers to you.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1403638]Wow, you must be supaman or something. An ideal visit for me is 45-50 minute of massagee time and 10-15 minutes to nut, preferably with nut time in the middle. In the words of G Gordon, you must be young, virile, and vigorous. Cheers to you.[/QUOTE]

I am not super nor am I young. I do pace myself and with the right provider savor and enjoy all of it. I want the provider to have as good a time as me if possible. I am very fond of foreplay and the second most important sexual organ is the brain, also I know some massage techniques and few have turned down a massge from me.

My ex-girl friend Liu Li told me everybody lies at MPs but I have been complimented by several girls who knew we would never meet again. It is as simple as trying to please and taking your time about it.

I am retired and don't have alot of money so each visit is a big deal to me.