Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]She was the only one I saw.

I hope they get more therapists with "no rush", good customer service and attitude... everyone would be happy.

Always be good to the ladies.

LDL[/QUOTE]You would think that after all the bad reviews this place has gotten over the years, they'd re-open with a different mind frame instead. It seems that this is the place where they send all the providers who are 6 and below in looks, and past their prime. Wait. This is the second floor, NOT the top floor right? The place where the college girls used to operate out of? If so the top floor is the one with the past bad rep. I must say, I have NEVER gotten a provider better looking than a 5 in that place.

Did you ask for a line up? In my experience when ajima refuses a line up, it's a sign that I'm going to be given the left overs.

I thought Fenty was a tough reformer, he wanted a real government, not a jobs program. That said, with Gray I think we are going back to that same old used to be.

Perhaps vigilance against our hobby will wane. Perhaps the scene will really bloom again. Let us wait and see.

Too bad for the citizens of DC, though.......

Why too bad for the citizens of DC?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I thought Fenty was a tough reformer, he wanted a real government, not a jobs program. That said, with Gray I think we are going back to that same old used to be.

Perhaps vigilance against our hobby will wane. Perhaps the scene will really bloom again. Let us wait and see.

Too bad for the citizens of DC, though.......[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes]You would think that after all the bad reviews this place has gotten over the years, they'd re-open with a different mind frame instead. It seems that this is the place where they send all the providers who are 6 and below in looks, and past their prime. Wait. This is the second floor, NOT the top floor right? The place where the college girls used to operate out of? If so the top floor is the one with the past bad rep. I must say, I have NEVER gotten a provider better looking than a 5 in that place.

Did you ask for a line up? In my experience when ajima refuses a line up, it's a sign that I'm going to be given the left overs.[/QUOTE]
Third floor was real grandmas even though I got two for price of one on my first and only visit there two years ago. Dirty, stinky place. Second floor, daughters of the women from upstairs, but much better time and service. Didn't see any college girls around, perhaps inside camelot only. Wish I could find place with 25 old and below anywhere in the country.
I have been seeing some outside the establishments since 2005, none of them 25, but some looked like in dimmed lights.

Well, not really.

A few weeks back I made the long trek to turn my frown upside down and my wallet inside out. Drew Sue, a 30s petite thing, kind of square jaw but a very tight physique, cute buns, and appropriately-sized man-made breasts.

Lacking time, I opted for a half an hour and got a nice hot towel while letting her know I was there for the buffet. A decent massage followed before being turned over and treated to a stunningly excellent CBJ. I actually got close to losing my cool so I had her slow things down a bit.

After regaining composure I asked her to lie down so that I might express myself in a deeper manner and was treated to a lovely view of her tiny frame being filled to the brim. I was looking to get on the road so I let myself go and was out the door a few minutes later. I honestly rushed this experience myself, so no complaints. Will repeat at this location but will ask for a line-up next time just to get a better idea of the available talent.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]
Too bad for the citizens of DC, though.......[/QUOTE]

Yeah - don't understand why the folks in DC continue to commit harakiri. The guy was tough on crime (maybe too tough on our hobby) and schools were getting better. Just because he was percieved to be aloof, they voted him out. Stupid. They deserve people like M Barry!

[QUOTE=Hofi35] Didn't see any college girls around, perhaps inside camelot only. [/QUOTE]Back around the year 2000 there were non asian (mainly black) college girls offering limited services for outlandish prices, on the second floor.

I miss early 2000's. Those days were my prime monger years and fondest memories of the hobby. Those were also the days of the dclatina set up in silver spring/wheaton. A friend of mine caught wind of them operating in the Adams Morgan area recently. They usually move around, and only their fellow latina's seem to know about their where abouts. I guess with all the LE heat, it's better that way.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Why too bad for the citizens of DC?[/QUOTE]

You do not really want to turn this into a political discussion thread do you?

Short & sweet -- Sasha with natural C+'s; really into listening to me speak French. Monumentally finished an intense workout at the local health club.

Seniors can PM for more details beyond what probably makes no sense to a lot of you...

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes]Those were also the days of the dclatina set up in silver spring/wheaton. A friend of mine caught wind of them operating in the Adams Morgan area recently. They usually move around, and only their fellow latina's seem to know about their where abouts. I guess with all the LE heat, it's better that way.[/QUOTE]Damn Snipes, before they moved to the silver spring/wheaton location,
they were on Florida ave NW, between 2nd and 3rd streets.

The place was'nt as clean as the AMP's, but mamacita did me good.

Quite sure they're deep underground by now.
[b]If anyone has an inside track.....holla.[/b]

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong]Had a pleasing experience with Mary at Mist

Her body is incredible! That makes up for the lack of enthusiasm in the table shower and massage. Both were decent, but I've had much better. Not much of a talker. I like girls who are relaxed and joke around a lil. Anyway, overall it was a good time. If i go back I will try another provider. I would reccomend, but YMMV.

Rusian[/QUOTE]

After RTFF for about an hour (past 6 months) I felt that I had enough intel regarding the current scene in the DC Metro area. I'm sorry that you all went through a rough period, but things appear to have bounced back nicely for the time being.

My experiences in the past have been at some of the same physical locations in the metro area, but the names have all changed, so I wasn't sure where I needed to go. I called the number that I found on BP and was told the street address. Yes, I've climbed those stairs in the past, so I was confident I could find it easily.

The ajumma who met me asked if I had been there before, and I truthfully told her I had (albeit under a different name). She put me in the room closest to the door (#6) and I waited for my draw. Lovely Mary (above) walked in, and I was very very pleased with her appearance.

As Rusian Mong said, the table shower was lackluster. The only redeeming things about it were that Mary's lovely boobs kept popping out and that she wore the cutest rain boots rather than flip flops like most providers. I was worried that her performance would not improve in the room, especially after she left me waiting there for more than five minutes, but the rest of my time there was among the best experiences I've ever had in an AMP.

She is a lovely woman with a very gentle demeanor. She has a smokin' hot, completely tanned body and the most beautiful face I have ever seen on a provider. I know that may sound cheesy, but she is extremely pretty. Her man mades were a little big for her frame, but they looked spectacular.

Her massage began somewhat methodically, but she began to warm up when I told her that I've visited Seoul many times and began to sprinkle the conversation with the few Korean words I know. She really warmed up when I asked her Korean name and began to use it, rather than her English name. Perhaps that was my ticket to stellar performance from that point on.

I won't go into details, but I'll just say that everything that I asked for was willingly provided, including some rather GFE-like intimacy which she initiated. I left relaxed and quite pleased with the entire encounter. After reading the pricing discussion from the past several months, I decided to tip her for her excellent performance. She was quite pleased with the remuneration.

I'd definitely repeat, but it would have to be soon, as she is moving back to her home base in a week.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Damn Snipes, before they moved to the silver spring/wheaton location, they were on Florida ave NW, between 2nd and 3rd streets.

The place was'nt as clean as the AMP's, but mamacita did me good.

Quite sure they're deep underground by now.

[b]If anyone has an inside track.....holla.[/b][/QUOTE]Deep for sure. I never knew they were in NW; i only got hip to them in Silver Spring, when they were in a nice little apartment complex. Very low key. Very clean. I found them, before through the eros site. I've tried periodically since, but to no avail. It's a nice change from the Asian providers.

@ Gern - All these reviews about Mary have perked up my interest. I may dabble in DC this weekend.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]You do not really want to turn this into a political discussion thread do you?[/QUOTE]This is what private message or face to face meetings are for. A monger giving me their point of view in full effect.

I live for the moment to hear your political thoughts over Starbucks.

Yumi /you-me/whatever has always had a great attitude with me, and that's the NUMBER 1 thing I look for! Over and above everything else. Almost the sole criterion for me. She left in the spring, I thought forever. (I got warm to her in the winter) But I checked the other night, and saw her again. So nice! Although they are now charging $60 house fee for *45 minutes* which put us each through a lot more stress than necessary. I didn't hear the bell ringing. So the 45 min is very detracting. Esp. After the shower, as soon as the massage starts, you are counting the clock, trying to figure out what you can do with the time left.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Damn Snipes, before they moved to the silver spring/wheaton location,
they were on Florida ave NW, between 2nd and 3rd streets.

The place was'nt as clean as the AMP's, but mamacita did me good.

Quite sure they're deep underground by now.
[b]If anyone has an inside track.....holla.[/b][/QUOTE]

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