Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;5681096]Quote about Summer, "I asked for daty but she simply said she doesn't do that. " Can you imagine us guys turning down an offer from a lady that wants to pay US to let them suck our cock!! LOL.[/QUOTE]True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;5678636]Maybe you're just too picky. Natalie is a beautiful girl. If she doesn't meet your standards then you should probably not revisit Panacea. She is without a doubt one of the best looking girls there. Sure she has a little extra in the midsection but I wouldn't say she's fat. Also has a great attitude and is a fun person to spend an hour with.[/QUOTE]For a MP girl, Natalie is definitely way above average. Fantastic attitude, and a beautiful face. Great feet that are always pedicured also. And she is not FS, but isn't afraid to get very freaky. Always had a great time with her.

Based on some good reviews, I recently saw Lexi. I have to say that she wasn't what I was expecting. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but she looked more like a STG girl than a Panacea girl. Lots of small bruises all over her body. Probably could have used a shower. Pretty good overall attitude, but made me wait in the room for 30 minutes past my appointment time. Just seemed like she may have been dipping in to the candy jar.

I'm glad some of the brothers enjoy her, but she's not for me. Natalie is a much better option, IMHO.

Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5681388]True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.[/QUOTE]I think the reason we are happy to pay, and some women are happy to host, is biology. Nature has dealt us dudes a hand that is eons old, hard wired into the survival of our species. And it compels us, by force of sexual attraction, to seek it out, and as much of it as possible, preferably with as attractive a gal as available. Just look at Arnold, at the height of his powers, married to a Kennedy (this country's political royalty), and he nails the maid.

Gals are driven by those same forces to seek strength, power, protection, and security. Sure looks are nice, but that's not the motivator, not like we think of it. Anna Nicole Smith?

Called the number for Bodywork by us, and was told that they are only taking regulars. Does anyone know how to swing an appointment there? I've been to most of the other MPs in GR, and that one sounds like a must try.

Thanks!

I've seen Jessi three times now. And she offers a great massage experience. She's very comfortable and easy to talk with. What makes her special for me is the incredible touch and prolonged tease. She rubs and touches while I'm laying on my front that keeps me in an aroused state for the entire visit. For a man of my age that's an incredible experience.

While Brit and the other girls are younger, they don't do as much touch and tease to keep me fully aroused for the entire massage. And Jessi does it so well. And she allows roaming over her smooth skin and body.

I will repeat.

[QUOTE=DetroitBrian;5681653]Called the number for Bodywork by us, and was told that they are only taking regulars. Does anyone know how to swing an appointment there? I've been to most of the other MPs in GR, and that one sounds like a must try.[/QUOTE]You can offer references. But if you're from out of town that might not be possible for you. You could provide a deposit. While that's normally a bad idea- it's a safer proposition with Brit and crew. She's worth the extra steps.

Enjoy.

G2.

I walked into Serenety and got MiLan, a new girl. Tall slim blond who would be very attractive if she didn't put on eye liner with a paint brush. I didn't have a reference name, so she was very reluctant to do anything. I finally convinced her I wasn't a cop because of my age. She stripped to panties and allowed some roaming, and gave me a hand job. I paid $100 tip at the start, so she wasn't trying to get more money. Just being cautious. If you go there as a newbie, be aware they want they name of a past client. You could use my name, Buster, or maybe another guy can offer their name as a reference. Maybe some other girls are willing to offer more, I don't know.

Walk in and got Jesse (I think that was her name). She speak ok English but not a lot of conversation. She is middle age Asian MILF big top half. Not the best looking (hard to tell since she's wearing a mask too) but she definitely did the best massage of all the girls I seen at Relax. She did complete full body massage. She didn't miss one part. She does cover you with a towel at some points in the massage but then removes it at other times. She even went over the hour time. Paid door fee and match with the tip.

Just saw her today after texting her for appointment yesterday. Very easy to setup an appointment and she works out of private office that is very discreet. Julia is the only massage therapist I have repeated with. She is a attractive Latina women with big boobs and big booty. She does a very good therapeutic massage and holds a good conversation. You will be happy to have seen her. She stop posting ads once USA classified went down but if search her name you can find her old ad with her digits.

[QUOTE=BusterTc;5681777]I walked into Serenety and got MiLan, a new girl. Tall slim blond who would be very attractive if she didn't put on eye liner with a paint brush. I didn't have a reference name, so she was very reluctant to do anything. I finally convinced her I wasn't a cop because of my age. She stripped to panties and allowed some roaming, and gave me a hand job. I paid $100 tip at the start, so she wasn't trying to get more money. Just being cautious. If you go there as a newbie, be aware they want they name of a past client. You could use my name, Buster, or maybe another guy can offer their name as a reference. Maybe some other girls are willing to offer more, I don't know.[/QUOTE]So 150 or 180 door plus 100 for almost nude HJ. I just cannot justify 250-280 for a HJ. To each their own.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5681388]True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.[/QUOTE]Speak for yourself bud, I'm none of those things you just listed so I know that wasn't the reason she declined. It's more among the lines that girls have their limits, especially in some parlors, so I'm not going to try to push those limits beyond simply asking.

[QUOTE=Monger01;5682337]So 150 or 180 door plus 100 for almost nude HJ. I just cannot justify 250-280 for a HJ. To each their own.[/QUOTE]Has Senerity upped their door fee which was $80 in the past?

Popped in to Wonder on Wednesday, was hoping for Anita or Christy based on prior experience, but drew Vicki for an "hour." I waited for about five minutes before she came in, had a pretty good light touch massage overall, but was done after about 30 minutes. The ending was fine, but very limited menu. I will say that she is pretty good looking so that's great, but was certainly missing the extras offered by Anita or Christy.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;5683115]Has Senerity upped their door fee which was $80 in the past?[/QUOTE]Someone pmd me those fees so if I'm wrong please do correct me.

For me it was $80 at the door. I chose to offer a $100 tip in hopes was great service. Milan never asked for money.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;5683115]Has Senerity upped their door fee which was $80 in the past?[/QUOTE]We never changed are door fee! Same as always.

80 hour 50 half hour 30 hair cuts and senior members are 40 half 60 hour!

Been that for 4 years!

[QUOTE=Hayleymatters;5683577]We never changed are door fee! Same as always.

80 hour 50 half hour 30 hair cuts and senior members are 40 half 60 hour!

Been that for 4 years![/QUOTE]So sorry! Between some old posts and a recent PM I heard different and stand corrected.

Tis the season and spread holiday cheer, unless it's on the pug board LOL.

Bodyworks By Us has been a staple of mine for a while and I have a great time with every visit there for different reasons. Their flat rates are simple to understand - 110 hhr and 180 hr. And there is never upsell.

Nikki. My insta-ATF masseuse.

Nikki works limited hours, hard to schedule due to popularity and worth every second and dollar of the chase.

Nothing has changed with her since my last review. Maybe she's even gotten more comfortable in the office atmosphere, which was already amazing.

She's tall, incredibly sexy and even exponentially more sensual. Highly recommend and crossing my fingers she finds more time to spread her own cheer in a sexy office setting. There is something about her that is absolutely breath taking, but don't take my word for it. See her yourself!

Raven. First visit.

I recently had the pleasure of seeing Raven on a whim. My first visits are typically a Hhr and I let them do what they do for a session, minimal or no feedback on preferences on my own likes. Sometimes that pans out and other times it doesn't but I find that letting them do their thing gives you an idea of what they think is good and gives a great baseline to build off of for a 2nd visit.

Her massage skills are above average. I felt elbows as much as hands, which IMO is great and welcomed in a world where expectations on massage quality is kept relatively low.

Conversation was great, not very sensual, but again I like to see how it goes the first time and find out if there is chemistry. No complaints and will look to heat it up a little more on the next visit.

Clothes off at the flip, she looks great and hides what must be the one of the best asses I've seen in the hobby well. I'd hate to use the term PAWG because she doesn't fit that type to me but that lady has some bounce!

The flip wasn't rushed, I think we even went over but she wasn't watching the clock and I had a great time with her.

If you're an ass person, you're going to need to check her out. I think I'll for sure see her again depending on when I want to play and who else is available. She's incredibly nice so treat her the same and you'll have fun!

Last and certainly not least, I heard of a different present than will soon be unwrapped from under the tree.

Miss Hunter is going to be joining the bodyworks staff! I don't know much else so save your PMs. I checked the schedule and, sure enough, it looks like she's hitting the hottie tables of Bodyworks already next week.

I've already written on Miss Hunter numerous times. Pre-Covid she was my ATF outside of GR and every visit I've had with her the past two months had proved me dead wrong. She's the best provider I have ever visited, period, end of story.

Best chemistry and sensuality I've ever had. Oh yeah and she's hot AF.

Got to tip my cap to Brit and the rest of the staff, my money has always found happiness in their company. And it seems like it keeps getting better!

I haven't had a chance to see Cecelia or Athena yet so eventually I'll have to find a new face. But holy hell there's a lot of talent to pick from and can't wait to see any of them again.

Stay safe out there!!

[QUOTE=Magnum352;5682849]Speak for yourself bud, I'm none of those things you just listed so I know that wasn't the reason she declined. It's more among the lines that girls have their limits, especially in some parlors, so I'm not going to try to push those limits beyond simply asking.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;5684807]I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.[/QUOTE]Yup. Thanks for the correction. You're right. Every monger looks like a Hollywood leading man. None of them are old. Or fat. Or deluded thinking they are handsome. They just pay for sex because they like to share their money.

So glad you set me straight.

G2 aka Brad Pitt.

Visiting GR tomorrow. Any recommendations for nice Asian massage with extras.

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are.

Bodyworks. By far the best place in GR, in my opinion. Although their newest location is terrible, it's only for 2 months. It's very small, which is why they're probably extremely busy and therefore not taking new clients currently. The previous two locations were awesome. There's no door fee, just a fixed rate. And it's a very reasonable price point, so that you'll never feel like you got suckered into paying too much for a massage + he because you got upsold while you were lying on a table and thinking with the wrong head. There is just zero reason to ever pay Luxe, ToP, Mama Dees, etc. Pricing when you have much better and more economical prices available.

I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.

I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.

Hunter has this on the Tryst site May be good news.

Starting Dec 22nd I will be working at Bodyworks by Brit Schedule those appts online.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;5686031]I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.[/QUOTE]Peyton is back, and she is a sweetheart. I think she's only going to be in on Saturday, not all that often in any case. I saw her recently, and it was great to catch up with an old friend (well she's not old, just been a bit since I've seen her). She's still in touch with some of the other past good gals.

I believe Zoey's sister is Audrey, and Peyton is unrelated. Zoey and Audrey's mom is Allison. But hopefully someone will correct me if I have that wrong.

[QUOTE=UnderOath2917;5686149]I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Luxe only answers when they are open. Don't think they do texts. Just call when they post an ad. Looks like they are open today till 4:30.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/luxe-bodyworks-jaida-sasha-12/305568321418[/URL]

For Bodyworks by Us, same deal, watch for ads. They do text, so try that to make a connection. But no calls, text only. They are fairly exclusive, and take new customers sometimes.

[QUOTE=HollandGuy83;5686018]I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are..[/QUOTE]Well said. And thank for getting me back on point for what this forum is all about.

G2.

Dropped into Panacea last week for a rare "see who's available and take them. " Ended up with Zoey. Unaware of bad reviews, but here is one for you. She is abso-fucking-lutely terrible! First, she entered the room, and like most of the providers there, she put on some music on a shitty phone with shitty speakers. To make matters worse, she would hum with the music and sing (horribly) along to the words she knew, which was very few of them. So in my ear all I hear is "hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmm, she's all country!, hmmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmmm" Massage was also horrible. She asked if I like light or hard massage. I said I like a variety, hard on the back and light when you're teasing me. She did that for another 10 minutes or so. Then, she asked me a question. I had to ask her to repeat it 4 times. It legit sounded like she had a mouthful of cum, it was that garbled. It ended up being "What are you thinking for a donation?" I've never had anyone at Panacea ask me for a donation during the massage before the flip. I responded, "you get comfortable and make me happy, and I'll tip you accordingly. The more you do, the more you make. " I flipped, and I proceeded to get a fully clothed jackhammer handjob. Had to tell her to slow down, because the harder she squeezed and the faster she jacked, it actually made me go soft. During the release, she stopped halfway through the orgasm and jumped back like I had the plague. I tipped her 20 at the door as I was leaving, and she asked me to go to the damn ATM along with "I'll go with you" Yea, the fuck you will. I walked out and left. Never see this shit provider or give her the time of day. Only providers there worth seeing are Natalie, Eve, Ava & Lexi.

[QUOTE=BroadwayJay;5677785]Serenity is my favorite place in GR. I like its up-scale ambiance. Yes, you will pay more than at Panacea or Bodywork's. Well worth it IMO. Accept it for what it is and enjoy it because you won't get that combination of talent and full menu anywhere else, except maybe Luxe. At Serenity I usually see Monroe. I know her reviews are mixed but I have enjoyed every session with her. She has that hot trashy blonde look I love. Comms are pretty good. Smoking hot MILF type body. Not much of a message. Has a full menu. Once I noticed a slight odor so I don't DATY. I haven't had an appointment with Megan but have seen her there and spoken with her briefly. She is hot AF. Like centerfold hot. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Is luxe FS? Been eyeing them for a bit. Most of the girls (assuming the pics are real) look sexy.

Had the extreme pleasure of having this lovely goddess use her exquisite skills and sensual beauty to pleasure my body in so many ways. Her skin is amazingly soft, and those legs. Oh my! If you haven't seen her in a while she's like a fine wine, gets better with age and experience. She did mention she's quite selective these days on clientele, so if you already have her number give her a call. Just don't be a cling-on, she did mention a couple of clients have weirded her out lately, maybe trying to blur the lines between a service provider and a "friend".

Any one know if Di is still working?

[QUOTE=Blackfire;5688335]Had the extreme pleasure of having this lovely goddess use her exquisite skills and sensual beauty to pleasure my body in so many ways. Her skin is amazingly soft, and those legs. Oh my! If you haven't seen her in a while she's like a fine wine, gets better with age and experience. She did mention she's quite selective these days on clientele, so if you already have her number give her a call. Just don't be a cling-on, she did mention a couple of clients have weirded her out lately, maybe trying to blur the lines between a service provider and a "friend".[/QUOTE]Thanks Blackfire.

I appreciate the review. It's good to know she's still providing great service. And a good reminder for all to observe the proper lines.

G2.

Can anyone clue me in as to her body type?

Sorry if this posts twice. Would anyone be do kind as to describe her build?

[QUOTE=MuffDiver12;5689421]Sorry if this posts twice. Would anyone be do kind as to describe her build?[/QUOTE]Mongers that review her honestly, get blasted and black balled.
The safe way to review her is to say, mature, hairy bush and pics are what the girls call Dated.

[QUOTE=Benz1;5689638]Mongers that review her honestly, get blasted and black balled.
The safe way to review her is to say, mature, hairy bush and pics are what the girls call Dated.[/QUOTE]Agree with Benz spot on description. She reads these post and now advertises if you talk about or review your appointment with her she won't see again. I made what I thought was an average review and actually thought I would visit again if schedules aligned. She blew my phone up and told me to take my money and shove it up my ass and don't ever contact again. So I spend my hobby money elsewhere. Lots better options. Schedule at your own risk. Some people like her to each their own.

As you know I just love seeing Berlin. Like being with a playboy model and just a great girl. Anyways she told me she was addind some girls to her business and asked if I would do a duo to train her friend China. I was like sure. So next dayI got a duo. China is just beautiful. Perky c cups great body and an ass to die for. Wow. Got the duo rub an girl to girl show. OMG. Tried to last but couldn't. Damn. So I said how about again tomorrow? Berlin couldn't but China said yes so I was her first duo now solo. This girl I a pleaser. Rub is a 10. Tease is a 10. Very sensual ending and really got into it. And that ass. Wow. 180 hr plus I tipped for China in the duo. Doing the duo again today. Just a great time. Mm686.

I see this parlor is open again, ad says all Asian masseuses. Any one been there since it changed hands?