A few reviews and something new.
So I haven't posted in forever, mostly because I'm only the occasional hobbyist & I mostly see Jackie. No sense in flooding the forum with reviews of the same girl. Some of the girls I've had dreams with appear to be out of the biz, but here's a few that are still active:
Angie.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-redhead-angie-with-a-caboose-on-the-loose-22/10609388[/URL]
I saw this sexy little spinner on my first trip to Luxsa a year or so ago (she was going by Alicia at the time). I spent an hour dreaming of her petite co-ed body. The first part of the rub was great; just the right pressure everywhere and we held a decent conversation the whole time. I also could not keep my hands of that cute little ass of hers (the pics are definitely real). On the flip, she rubbed my chest and worked her way down. Unfortunately the massage was a little TOO relaxing so I needed a little more attention below the waist, so she teased my cock a bit before working my legs. I reached for her perky boobs as she continued teasing me. Once she had my full attention I started rubbing between her legs and pressed my luck with how much she'd let me get away with. I managed a FIV but she politely stopped me and said that was extra. Not sure if FS was available but I didn't have any extra Mario coins so I had to decline. I went back to playing with her tits as she used alternating rhythmic strokes to bring about the finale. I made quite the mess and she heated up a towel and cleaned up thoroughly (always appreciated). We talked for a little bit while we dressed and she told me to see her again. Unfortunately I never did, but it looks like she's working indepently now and posts from time to time. Winter Park is a bit of a drive for me and those prices are bit steep, but I'd love to see her again. If anyone in that area has seen her let us know.
Michelle.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brazil-spa-99/4961846[/URL]
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/get-pampered-with-massage-28/8522278[/URL]
Now, I don't know if this is THE Brazilian Michelle, but this is the one I saw a year ago. At the time she worked out of an office building near JY / Sand Lake and 528. I read some decent reviews from the oThER site but mainly went because she advertised flat rates and reminded me of Olivia Munn. When I got there though a mamasan greeted me and asked for an entry fee. I almost left, but the thought of this Munn-a-like's hands all over me was all that was on my mind so I went for it. Once I got in, she was a bit heavier than her pics but still hot. She left me to make myself comfortable, but when I did the door closed and locked her out somehow. I don't know if this set her off somehow and she got a bad vibe or she was just having a bad day, but it was far from my fantasy to say the least. No convo, she left her dress on, the massage was rough and mechanical, way too much lotion, and she got it on my hands so I didn't want to risk OTC roaming all over her black velvety dress. Once the flip finally came, I wasn't sure if I would, if you catch my drift. She rubbed everywhere but where I wanted, not a hint of teasing. I finally glanced down to my semi-hard-on and she asked if I wanted to be rubbed there too. I got my HE but that too felt rushed and mechanical. One of my worst experiences.
Jackie.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-oo-sexy-specials-early-bird-rates-flat-rate-allnude-jackieoo-oo-25/7233705[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-80-specials-this-weekend-only-10-5pm-perfect-playmate-jackie-andlt3-25/9625596[/URL]
And now on to my ATF! I've been dreaming of this lusty Latina for well over a year. The first time I talked to her I was in the hospital. I tried to get a feel for her over the phone since I'd been stood up by other indy girls before. She was incredibly sweet and easy to talk to, and promised she'd "take extra special care of me" when she saw me. Take care of me she did, and has since many more times. We're completely comfortable with each other and I know how much I can get away with (she's strictly a rub gal, but a damn good one). The dreams start with her slowly undressing me; first the shirt, then she reaches down to undo my pants. She pulls them and my boxers down and my hardening cock springs out to greet her. Sometimes she's nude first, other times she undresses after me. She gives me a few strokes while I start kissing those perfect natural 34 double dees and suck on her incredible nipples. I lay down and we talk about anything and everything while she begins the massage. I can't help but stare at that body and grab her legs and firm Latin booty. She loves to tease my boys before the flip. Once I'm on my back the teasing continues. Once she has my full attention (which doesn't take long) she grabs a hold of me and I'm in heaven. She takes direction well and alternates her speeds. I reach between her thighs to give her hardwood floors some attention as well. She loves to watch the release and is always amazed by the distance it goes. Before the dream ends she lovingly cleans us up and we chat for a bit more.
Now if anyone's seen Jackie before, you know she works from her place by OIA. The last time I saw her she mentioned she was going to open her own MP. I talked to her earlier today and indeed she's getting this place up and running. She told me it's off S OBT towards the Kissimmee side. I hope to have a review of it soon, unless in the very likely situation our hero Jag gets there first. Just the thought of a 2-girl session with Jackie is getting my blood flowing. I had the pleasure of having her and Sidney (aka Tory, formerly of Luxsa) give me an extremely erotic rub a while ago.
Take care guys and be safe.
LOLOL. Brother Sex Xes. Be Easy on Karen. She Is Trying Her Best, Brother. LOL
[QUOTE=SexXes;2151871]You are better off spending your time & money elsewhere. Piss poor massage & felt like I took a bath in baby oil. If I remember correctly it was also self service.[/QUOTE]Too funny, brother. But, hey, people got to make a living, right? As they say in the "Mob" movies: "Whaddaya youse going to do"?
I remember a long time ago when she posted ads of her BF / Husband laying across her massage table, like he was "Rock Hudson", or, "Burt Reynolds" (His Cosmopolitan spread from 1971, or so. LOLOL). I called her and suggested to her that maybe she should get rid of the dude laying on the massage table, half naked. LOLOL. She got offended and hung up. But soon thereafter she got rid of that pic. I do recall I called her again and I think some dude answered the phone or something like that. I think I hung up and Karen called me back a few minutes later to apologize. Anyway, I was not interested.
JaguarXF.
Thank You My Dear Brother Little Fucking Meech, For Your Kind Words.
[QUOTE=LittleMeech;2152469]Great post! Good to have the Jag back![/QUOTE]Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.
And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.
Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/love-your-massages-wonderful-relaxation-with-jackie-joy-lmt/9916668[/URL]
[URL]http://www.relaxationhaven.org/[/URL]
I Like Her Face, Not Her Politics. LOL. She is A Cutie Pie, Though.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;2153147]Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-tatianna-columbian-woman-plus-size-massage-therapist-in-calls-out-call/10783742[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.
Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.
Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.
Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.
Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.
JaguarXF.
Beamer Coins! LOL. Too Funny BuffGuy
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2153382]I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.
BG111.[/QUOTE]Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.
We are all in this together.
Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.
Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://www.relaxationhaven.org/[/URL]
Lovina / Kati vee Incall facts.
I know she has had a review on her where she was providing services via outcall. Now she is only doing incall and at hair / nail salon on Goldenrod close to the airport.
The good is that she is hot and really does a nice job giving a high quality massage.
The bad your not even in a room, there is just a crapy drapes seperating you. Very wierd invironment. I don't believe there is anyway you would get extras here and I don't believe anybody would want to in this environmnent. For. 75 pretty expensive for a legit massage, but like I said it is a quality one. She seems to overbook, so I got a flakey vibe from her. She was kind of all over the place with the scheduleing and made me late and also wait to see her. I don't think I would repeat unless the rate got lower or if I new there was something kind of menu. Also has 2 diffent names now and 2 different phone numbers via the ads below.
Like I said I know there was a positive review on here about her, but based on recent events maybe she is trying to change things.
[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/biz/4567975075.html[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/quality-massage-by-lovina-petite-ad-lmt-massage-therapist-and-skin-care-for-men/10435060[/URL]
Sir Edmund Hillary? Seriously? LOL. That is Fucking Hilarious Brother Dog.
[QUOTE=LawDog17;2154035]Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.[/QUOTE]As always, your comments are among the best on the Board! Nice work as usual.
Yeah, some gals say "draping required" but, that is not always "etched in stone". LOL. Other than a few LMT's MOST will "Loosen" up after they get comfortable with you, even DURING your first visit. Just like you say, Dog, YMMV and "chemistry" is fucking of "paramount" importance. And let me say it again: "Physical Chemistry" is of mutha fucking "paramount" importance in EVERY encounter with ANY provider, other than an SW. No exceptions. No excuses.
I may give this gal a shot and report back to the Board, as always.
Welcome back, brother Dog! It is so awesome to see you posting again. Fucking love your comments and reviews! I have not seen you post in almost two weeks. I was off for ten days myself.
JaguarXF.
Noob on the loose in Kissimmee
Greetings to all. I wish I had found this site a year ago. Been making the rounds recently in Ktown. So far about 4 AMP under my belt, a couple of repeat visits. Best review I can give is for Eastern on Central Fl pkwy, but haven't hit AGG or T&see yet. Got a magnificent rub on my first visit there, price was acceptable. Provider (Lisa) was 10/10 all around. All I can say is that skin was THE absolute softest and smoothest I have ever touched in my life. Honestly can't wait to get back to see what else I can order off the menu. Any advice or suggestions for the aforementioned or any other Ktown establishments before my next round of visits, please let me know. Be safe.
Ukrainian. And shout-out to Jag
[QUOTE=Paddy1969;2147313]So decided to try something different. Tried to hook up with two indian masseuses but no luck. Called the Ukranian massage in east Orlando. Nice looking MILF, good massage no draping. That was it, not a hint of any extras. Had a sign on the wall too no HE!! But most weird is the location of her studio, any one seen her will agree. Anybody ave any luck with her, pm me.[/QUOTE]Her location is certainly cosy. But the absence of a bathroom or even a wash basin is a big drawback for me. She's sweet though.
I have to say that I've taken a good deal of useful advice from this forum, but in terms of raw leads Jag gets the credit. I recently tried an independent LMT who barely advertises (and I probably would never have found) that Jag mentioned a while back, and she was "as-advertised". Not going to end up being my ATF (it was one of those rub downs that takes three showers to get the oil off you), but fun all the same. So thanks Jag!
Other than that I don't have much to report. I miss Marina from Exclusive on Lee Road and have not been able to replace her. Might only have been SS, but those titties made it all worth while.