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[QUOTE=Bottum;4425932]Saw her today on a 28th st establishment in Grandville, and Slowboat is spot on. She is good looking lady well built, 5'8" brunete, big knockers, with an ass that she employs well. Her pics are hers on Erotic Monkey but the ads I saw did not show much of her anatomy. Her body is above average from the run of the mill providers who ask for 100 half hr. The positives were her attitude, clean, BBBJ, multi positions, allows you to gravy her anywhere. The negatives are no 6 9, daty, or greek; her menu is not as open for my fetishes as some of other providers. She was definitely an up grade from Sweet Baby Jane, who has average looks and very petite. S B Jane, after two good previous dream, gave me a real bum date, paid her an hour, and we never got to bone her. Her male friend was around so she flipped out on me. I can never trust SB Jane again but will recommend and repeat with BRE.[/QUOTE]Sbj's new hobby name is Larissa, she hobbies when he's not looking. (She hopes)

[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;4426001]Has anyone tried them for a date place VS. Hotel?

They have spa rooms in GR, Kal, and Detroit.[/QUOTE]They would keep track of your hour for you. They never ask questions the times I've been there with dates.

[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;4426001]Has anyone tried them for a date place VS. Hotel?

They have spa rooms in GR, Kal, and Detroit.[/QUOTE]Yes. I go there at least once a month for sexploration of the wettest kind. Indoor and outdoor tubs. Cheap. Like $40 an hour. Out-of-the-tub sex is subpar tho. You have to take the bench cushion and place it on the floor, or use the bench. Somewhat limiting but it works. But various positions doable in the tub.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;4426090]Yes. I go there at least once a month for sexploration of the wettest kind. Indoor and outdoor tubs. Cheap. Like $40 an hour. Out-of-the-tub sex is subpar tho. You have to take the bench cushion and place it on the floor, or use the bench. Somewhat limiting but it works. But various positions doable in the tub.[/QUOTE]I have been there a few times with "dates" both providers and my current FWB.

They are always discreet and the rooms are clean. Music in rooms as well.

As mentioned there is not much in the room for fun outside the tub so we play with me on the edge of the tub and there is a lot of fun having sex in the tub.

A different experience for sure.

Have fun and be safe.

[QUOTE=Spartan191;4426585]I have been there a few times with "dates" both providers and my current FWB.

They are always discreet and the rooms are clean. Music in rooms as well.

As mentioned there is not much in the room for fun outside the tub so we play with me on the edge of the tub and there is a lot of fun having sex in the tub.

A different experience for sure.

Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]Just remember that you and your clothes will smell like a chrorline bottle if your going home to your Mrs.

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Have seen her a few times and each time she's amazing. Fantastic petite body, interactive, always pleasant and enjoyable to be with. Without a doubt one of the best around! Usually meet along 28th Street, room is always clean and nice, brings a variety of outfits and toys. You can't go wrong.

[QUOTE=Cjm2333;4426594]Just remember that you and your clothes will smell like a chrorline bottle if your going home to your Mrs.[/QUOTE]The use a lot of chemicals to kill all the cooties both in and out of the tubs.

[QUOTE=Spartan191;4427043]The use a lot of chemicals to kill all the cooties both in and out of the tubs.[/QUOTE]Those chemicals will send a huge sent to your wife. You've Seen Another Woman.

My first wife detected the smell, even after I showered. Shower will not eliminate the chemicals odor. The hot tub odor is a lot harder to explain than smoke smell. Smart wife might not say anything and just start to monitor you more.

Married men should stay out of the hot tubs unless you want a divorce.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4427086]Those chemicals will send a huge sent to your wife. You've Seen Another Woman.

My first wife detected the smell, even after I showered. Shower will not eliminate the chemicals odor. The hot tub odor is a lot harder to explain than smoke smell. Smart wife might not say anything and just start to monitor you more.

Married men should stay out of the hot tubs unless you want a divorce.[/QUOTE]Rule 1. Bring a bar of soap from your house.

Rule 2. Use the same toothpaste you use at home.

Rule 3. Deny everything No matter what she says.

Have fun.

Alix in Jackson.

[QUOTE=AlixWallace;4427098]Rule 1. Bring a bar of soap from your house.

Rule 2. Use the same toothpaste you use at home.

Rule 3. Deny everything No matter what she says.

Have fun.

Alix in Jackson.[/QUOTE]Light use of cologne, regularly, so it's not a new occurrence to trigger wifey questions.

[QUOTE=Bottum;4425932]Saw her today on a 28th st establishment in Grandville, and Slowboat is spot on. She is good looking lady well built, 5'8" brunete, big knockers, with an ass that she employs well. Her pics are hers on Erotic Monkey but the ads I saw did not show much of her anatomy. Her body is above average from the run of the mill providers who ask for 100 half hr. The positives were her attitude, clean, BBBJ, multi positions, allows you to gravy her anywhere. The negatives are no 6 9, daty, or greek; her menu is not as open for my fetishes as some of other providers. She was definitely an up grade from Sweet Baby Jane, who has average looks and very petite. S B Jane, after two good previous dream, gave me a real bum date, paid her an hour, and we never got to bone her. Her male friend was around so she flipped out on me. I can never trust SB Jane again but will recommend and repeat with BRE.[/QUOTE]I don't feel so bad now, she only got me for. 80. The day before she became "Larissa", she texted me a horror story about BF kicking her out and having to sleep in a van. Had someone (probably BF) drive her to Holland where I was working and I gave her. 8 to get a room and I was going to see her that night. She then ghosted me and texted the next day thanking me for my help and that she would be in touch. He is monitoring her phone and acting as her p#%p so he can monitor what she is doing. I got a random text the other night I think from him because she always calls me by name trying to lure me to a date. I think they are both answering to a higher power, if you know what I mean. I still really like her but I don't think this is going to end well, I am staying away.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4427086]Those chemicals will send a huge sent to your wife. You've Seen Another Woman.

My first wife detected the smell, even after I showered. Shower will not eliminate the chemicals odor. The hot tub odor is a lot harder to explain than smoke smell. Smart wife might not say anything and just start to monitor you more.

Married men should stay out of the hot tubs unless you want a divorce.[/QUOTE]Dig a hole that you can fit into on a 90 degree day. Hopefully the stench of BO will keep your wife away. If not you have the hole to crawl into.

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Back when everything was stirred up and there was panic in the streets over the whole Wayland situation I decided a road trip was in order. Took a spin down 94 to Jackson to a convenient safe incall just off the e-way to meet with Miss Alix. She is a nice lady who like all nice ladies approaching. Ahem 50 ish can't quite recall the actual year she was born. No problem for me as my memory is lagging as well. This in no way hindered her service. I had a great date with her. She is very pretty with a real (real expensive) set of titties. From the time I entered it was all about me as Alix was very attentive. We explored orally and then did the multi-positioned horizontal bop. Very nice. I would highly reccomend the roadtrip for those who can. Alix has an USA account and monitors the reports, she even contributed to the chemical smell from hottubs discussion with her 3 rules. That being said she now knows my user-name which I reckon won't be problem because I think were going to be married within the year. Nudge-nudge wink-wink Miss Alix haha. I'm thinking if your driving through S Dakota and don't stop to see Mt Rushmore you're nuts. Likewise if you are a Mich resident and don't swing through Jackson for a visit with Miss Alex. Info, pictures, rates all veiwable if you go to Jackson eroticmonkey, her profile is the first one that pops up. Be safe!

[QUOTE=Comrad;4427332]I don't feel so bad now, she only got me for. 80. The day before she became "Larissa", she texted me a horror story about BF kicking her out and having to sleep in a van. Had someone (probably BF) drive her to Holland where I was working and I gave her. 8 to get a room and I was going to see her that night. She then ghosted me and texted the next day thanking me for my help and that she would be in touch. He is monitoring her phone and acting as her p#%p so he can monitor what she is doing. I got a random text the other night I think from him because she always calls me by name trying to lure me to a date. I think they are both answering to a higher power, if you know what I mean. I still really like her but I don't think this is going to end well, I am staying away.[/QUOTE]She contacted me recently. I didn't go see her.

Next time she contacts me I'll ask what happened to Comrads 80.