Strip Club Reports

Forgot to post about this. This was a few weeks ago:

Went to Vivide, sat for a good 20-30 min before a girl approached me. Most of the girls were in a couple booths downstairs. No one was was really dancing and very few guys in there anyways. And this was a Friday night too. Finally got approached by a slim AA girl, talked, she danced on me on the stool, danced on me on the couches, then offered VIP, now here's where V is bad, $2. 0 for the dances on the floor total and asked for upward of $7. 0 for CFS. She had my boy in her hands in VIP when she quoted so it was thinking for me. Got a nice ride but the VIP is short and no finish. I know better but was not thinking straight.

For future reference is all of V VIP times short? I remember at Wax I would get upwards of an hour.

[QUOTE=Tratia;6453980]Forgot to post about this. This was a few weeks ago:

Went to Vivide, sat for a good 20-30 min before a girl approached me. Most of the girls were in a couple booths downstairs. No one was was really dancing and very few guys in there anyways. And this was a Friday night too. Finally got approached by a slim AA girl, talked, she danced on me on the stool, danced on me on the couches, then offered VIP, now here's where V is bad, $2. 0 for the dances on the floor total and asked for upward of $7. 0 for CFS. She had my boy in her hands in VIP when she quoted so it was thinking for me. Got a nice ride but the VIP is short and no finish. I know better but was not thinking straight.

For future reference is all of V VIP times short? I remember at Wax I would get upwards of an hour.[/QUOTE]Whoa, am I reading this right? You paid 700 for VIP at vivide?

[QUOTE=Tratia;6453980]Forgot to post about this. This was a few weeks ago:

Went to Vivide, sat for a good 20-30 min before a girl approached me. Most of the girls were in a couple booths downstairs. No one was was really dancing and very few guys in there anyways. And this was a Friday night too. Finally got approached by a slim AA girl, talked, she danced on me on the stool, danced on me on the couches, then offered VIP, now here's where V is bad, $2. 0 for the dances on the floor total and asked for upward of $7. 0 for CFS. She had my boy in her hands in VIP when she quoted so it was thinking for me. Got a nice ride but the VIP is short and no finish. I know better but was not thinking straight.

For future reference is all of V VIP times short? I remember at Wax I would get upwards of an hour.[/QUOTE]Ah, maybe the key to this was you mentioned night. What time did you go? The management change is at 8 I believe (possibly 9). After that, all bets are off and it's a miserable place to be for price and scams. I will confine my comments to prior to 8:00 or day shift that is run by Barry and usually Brian as DJ.

Sorry that you got hustled. Multiple posters have reported paying 2. 0 for the girl and the standard. 6 for 30 minutes in VIP. If you want to slice the tomato a little thinner then there are regulars with girls they know getting it for a little less (got that via PM's). I have heard multiple times of some attractive ladies asking for 3. 0 or 3. 5. Not sure how many go for that. A few have no doubt. Never even heard of a $7. 0 ask in the 75 or so reports I have read plus all the PM's and in person conversation. I don't use the VIP at Vivide because a full hour or more in a hotel works better for me but I have been quoted multiple times in the $2. 0-3. 0 range with no negotiation. All the VIP regulars have posted that they agree on what and how much for service and that they will get the full time.

On the dances, you mentioned $2. 0. If she's just dancing that's 20 dances in a row. I tend to do a lot of dances but about 15 is as high as I have gotten with one dancer at one time and to make it to 15 that had to be mileage that just kept getting better and better. Heavy stick shifting or DO. I'm wondering if she shorted you on dances as well. You have to listen close with the Latin DJ to get the correct count. Brian is easy to follow and he plays the full song and seldom shorts anything. Obviously I make the lady keep count and I do the same and signal with my hands what song she is starting. Never had an issue.

Sorry you got a bad apple, wish you could have caught her name to warn others to steer clear. They all are not like this for sure and this past Friday on day shift they were begging for anything they could get. If you indeed got sucked into the night shift thing with a different management team and a a bunch of hustlers then try it again at 5:00 PM knowing what you should be getting.

[QUOTE=Tratia;6453980]Forgot to post about this. This was a few weeks ago:

Went to Vivide, sat for a good 20-30 min before a girl approached me. Most of the girls were in a couple booths downstairs. No one was was really dancing and very few guys in there anyways. And this was a Friday night too. Finally got approached by a slim AA girl, talked, she danced on me on the stool, danced on me on the couches, then offered VIP, now here's where V is bad, $2. 0 for the dances on the floor total and asked for upward of $7. 0 for CFS. She had my boy in her hands in VIP when she quoted so it was thinking for me. Got a nice ride but the VIP is short and no finish. I know better but was not thinking straight.

For future reference is all of V VIP times short? I remember at Wax I would get upwards of an hour.[/QUOTE]Yikes, I hope not $700 for your sake. It's always $60 to house, usually $200 to the girl. I've gotten quoted $250 one time, and $300 for each girl for a threesome. And these are with their hottest (in my preference) and highest earning girls. Still none of them are worth $700 for 30 min in those uncomfortable, odd VIP "rooms" with no walls. I've had a couple undesirable ones quote me even $150. That's even cheaper than Tattletales. She fleeced you. If it's night shift, I rarely have a great time starting late. The upcharges, performances, clientele are worse for me after 8 pm.

I stick to the Latinas so I don't know if the AAs operate differently. The Latinas usually are Honorable on the floor. I always tell them wait until the next song starts and haven't had issue. I'll count along every 3 dances. For me, if it's pushing 10+ dances I start getting chaffed and the girl gets tired so I ask for a break around Dance 4 or 5 for a couple songs. You get to talk and some free groping.

As for timing, the girls are supposed to honor the 30 min but yeah you can't force her to stay in. Best you can do is tell her up front, is you want the full 30 that you hope it's a good experience so you come back again. I've had a couple girls try to finish me around 10 min in, which is annoying because with a raincoat on its very easy for me to control. But it kills my mood since it's her body saying "I'm already out the door". Still it can be a crapshoot. I've had 5 sessions with Mia (who's now at Diamonds) the 1st 3 were to the limit, and then the last 2 she started ejecting early. I stick to 2 girls now, 1 Cubana and 1 Colombiana who legit with time. I keep my watch on, or encourage them to put a phone timer on. They have it out so they don't run over, but it's also helpful to you so you don't get jipped.

[QUOTE=Focker2;6454118]Whoa, am I reading this right? You paid 700 for VIP at vivide?[/QUOTE]Except an at least 100 increase in price of services now LOL.

[QUOTE=JMAbacus;6453239]Arrived just after 4:00. Not that crowded but a boatload of women. Roughly 40 and I saw some leaving by 4:30. Less customers than dancers which is not unusual but very, very few patrons getting dances. I watched many guys just siting on coaches and drinking or smoking a blunt. So the free spending guys who just dance one lady after another were not present. I saw attractive white, AA, and Latina women just sitting at the upstairs bar or in small groups at tables that I never even saw speak with a customer, much less get a dance.

So they were hungry. Niveah was present and IMO that's the best looking women currently dancing at Vivide. If she would correct that one little misaligned tooth on the side she would be pushing a 10. Got some dances even though the mileage is not the highest but she's nice to look at and will let you crack her open and gives some light stick shifting.

Really wanted to dance Kenya who was looking fine but I was busy when she came looking for me and then she got locked down at the bar with a older white guy who looked like he had some money. Told me she was fired at Gold Rush and is dancing Vivide, Diamond, and Rumors. Bunny was dancing on stage and looking pretty good. Gave me some nice viewing and asked for dances. Will give her one more try after the mostly low mileage dances on the last session.

Got a dozen DO dances from a a regular who was not going to let me go (based on no customers spending). Was getting all sorts of nice extras and then it seemed Junior was sliding in and she started moving faster. Had a hat in my pocket but this caught me off guard and it would have been tough to get it on without being noticed. Thought it might have been an accident until she shifted around and quickly grabbed and guided right back in. Repeated this multiple times and I lasted until about song 12 before an accident occurred. Couldn't get to the cocktail napkins in time as I was busy pushing her off. Change of clothes followed in the parking lot before returning.

Paid for the dances and tipped her. 8 for her accommodation. No need for a name here. She's taken a regular second shift job and won't be dancing. Already seen her for OTC so that's in play should the need arise.

Didn't notice much if any VIP but I was staying pretty busy. There were maybe 2-3 more decent AA's that I would have danced but I was a bit drained and headed out about 6:15. So in total there were a scattering of a couple 8's and a whole bunch of 6's and 7's. Anything less and they needed to just head back out the door. Chalked up the weird dynamic to holiday weekend with the family guys busy with a 3 day weekend. Wide open for those patrons that were in attendance. As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]I've read most of your strip club posts and appreciate the info you and other frequent / thorough posters like sixinch provide.

Question for you. Best club / time to bring a woman with you? Not trying for a VIP three-way since I know to just OTC that anyway, just some girl on girl contact and maybe some stick shifting as a warm up for later festivities. Prefer white / Latino so I was thinking dayshift V but I'm open to suggestions on place / time / method from the club masters as I am not that.

[QUOTE=PrinceOfFools;6455312]I've read most of your strip club posts and appreciate the info you and other frequent / thorough posters like sixinch provide.

Question for you. Best club / time to bring a woman with you? Not trying for a VIP three-way since I know to just OTC that anyway, just some girl on girl contact and maybe some stick shifting as a warm up for later festivities. Prefer white / Latino so I was thinking dayshift V but I'm open to suggestions on place / time / method from the club masters as I am not that.[/QUOTE]Pink Pony would be better for what you're asking. There may not be any stick shifting, but OTC is more available there with a higher quantity of good looking white/latina(hope you meant latina instead of latino) dancers.

You could go to Vivide at 6pm Thursday-Saturday since day shift ends at 7pm. Some dancers stay later but I'd say go at 6pm so you can see all the dancers there. Would be your best chance to get OTC if you're able to. Then you can head to Pinky Pony after 7pm.

I went to Fannies last Saturday and it was cool. The girls are really chatty. Later on in the night. A chick approached me and said she would take care of me in the VIP. So I was like cool let me get one dance and she gave me the dance and afterwords she was like so like I was saying before if you give me a 375 for VIP I'll take care of you and that's everything include. So I went to the ATM and I was thinking about it and I just remember that she's really smell like liquor and her eyes were not really focused. So. I was like like fuck that shit I went back and she was like OK so if you just give me a 40 more for security, will be all good after she said that I was like I'm good.

[QUOTE=Wigen29;6457242]I went to Fannies last Saturday and it was cool. The girls are really chatty. Later on in the night. A chick approached me and said she would take care of me in the VIP. So I was like cool let me get one dance and she gave me the dance and afterwords she was like so like I was saying before if you give me a 375 for VIP I'll take care of you and that's everything include. So I went to the ATM and I was thinking about it and I just remember that she's really smell like liquor and her eyes were not really focused. So. I was like like fuck that shit I went back and she was like OK so if you just give me a 40 more for security, will be all good after she said that I was like I'm good.[/QUOTE]Its pricey but some / most of them will Go! Its old and run down but a cool chill spot with high dances.

Currently at Blaze looking at probably one of the finest girls I have seen anywhere. Can't get a dance. Why? Becuase some idiot has her occupied playing pool for the last hour.

Please don't be that guy.

[QUOTE=Goodfella1;6457467]Currently at Blaze looking at probably one of the finest girls I have seen anywhere. Can't get a dance. Why? Becuase some idiot has her occupied playing pool for the last hour.

Please don't be that guy.[/QUOTE]Plenty of fish in Blaze. Unless you've gotten a dance before from the chick your eying, you may not be missing anything.

Been reading on here how great day shift Pink Pony is. Spiked my interest. When is the best time to go for dayshift and days of the week?

Went to Diamonds on Monday night, stayed from 1030 to 11 pm. 20 park /20 cover before entering. Waste of 40. Saw only 4 girls working and none making round, nothing but talking to each other or smoking. Went to Tokyo Valentino for Risque and left happy.

[QUOTE=HornyMed1;6457701]Went to Diamonds on Monday night, stayed from 1030 to 11 pm. 20 park /20 cover before entering. Waste of 40. Saw only 4 girls working and none making round, nothing but talking to each other or smoking. Went to Tokyo Valentino for Risque and left happy.[/QUOTE]Diamonds is similar to Vivide as it is more so for daytime extras going at night is pointless. I'd recommend dayshift Diamonds Monday-Wednesday and Vivide Thursday-Saturday.

[QUOTE=Aznaj187;6457524]Been reading on here how great day shift Pink Pony is. Spiked my interest. When is the best time to go for dayshift and days of the week?[/QUOTE]I recommend day Shift Tuesday-Saturday. In the club, you'll get air dance only. VIP dances has nothing special. It's a nice club to see beautiful girls, but don't expect much.

[QUOTE=BluePillow;6443939]Thanks to those who told me what DO means, I literally figured it out after I posted it LOL. But WOW, okay, so you guys can literally just sit out in the open, with your DO, and have people grind on you? Am I understanding that correctly? I'm rtff and I'm seeing the damage be around $200 - $300 a nut, but is that VIP?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobeSugar;6458560]I recommend day Shift Tuesday-Saturday. In the club, you'll get air dance only. VIP dances has nothing special. It's a nice club to see beautiful girls, but don't expect much.[/QUOTE]I have been able to FIV and get my dick out for a bareback stripper slide and HJ in VIP next to the DJ booth on dayshift. I think that's the most expensive one, if they have different pricing. However, it was super expensive and not worth the value. I think I have made out with a few dancers, also in VIP, but again not worth the value.

Supposedly takeout is common here, but I haven't done it because I'm not local to get to know the girls. If I was, I'd probably try to set up a few sugar babies.

So I'm usually not in Atlanta, but my friend is getting married soon and some of the guys want to take him out. A few of us have work Sunday, so we plan to do the afternoon strip clubs. I read somewhere pink pony was good? But I don't know the clubs at all. Does any cater to bachelors?

[QUOTE=Goodfella1;6457467]Currently at Blaze looking at probably one of the finest girls I have seen anywhere. Can't get a dance. Why? Becuase some idiot has her occupied playing pool for the last hour.

Please don't be that guy.[/QUOTE]That is probably Kali. She plays a lot of pool with the Mexican guys that come in but they are cool. She is bad ASF but she is hard to pin down sometimes.

[QUOTE=HomeRun17;6461352]That is probably Kali. She plays a lot of pool with the Mexican guys that come in but they are cool. She is bad ASF but she is hard to pin down sometimes.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Kali that use to dance at Magic City years ago?

The Kali I know was Caramel skin tone beautiful face with a fat ass and slim waist line all natural with short blonde hair.

So I was on Fulton Industrial last night around 2 am looking for some SW. I didn't see any so I decided what the hell I might as well go in Ace of Clubs for a while and chill. I don't do strip clubs much anymore but I got there and OMG the parking lot was jammed packed even across the street at the Church hardly any parking spots so I said fuck it and left.

Is there something special about Friday night versus other nights at Ace of Clubs?

[QUOTE=MrTattoo;6461442]So I was on Fulton Industrial last night around 2 am looking for some SW. I didn't see any so I decided what the hell I might as well go in Ace of Clubs for a while and chill. I don't do strip clubs much anymore but I got there and OMG the parking lot was jammed packed even across the street at the Church hardly any parking spots so I said fuck it and left.

Is there something special about Friday night versus other nights at Ace of Clubs?[/QUOTE]Friday nights is normally the busiest night for any club. However, for Ace, just seeing cars parked in the church lot doesn't mean it's that packed.

Sometimes that church is actually doing something. At one point they were policing folks parking over there to head to the stripclub. I don't do nights at Ace anymore, so that may have went away.

Still the lot at Ace is small, so any overflow to the church lot doesn't mean it's super super crowded (but it could be). Pretty sure they would charge to park and hit you with $20-40 cover charge at the door.

There is a "secret" spot you can park for free and walk to any of the clubs, including Wax, which is how I avoid the parking fee when I hit Wax at night. But it does involve some walking.

[QUOTE=Wleakr;6461781]Friday nights is normally the busiest night for any club. However, for Ace, just seeing cars parked in the church lot doesn't mean it's that packed.

Sometimes that church is actually doing something. At one point they were policing folks parking over there to head to the stripclub. I don't do nights at Ace anymore, so that may have went away.

Still the lot at Ace is small, so any overflow to the church lot doesn't mean it's super super crowded (but it could be). Pretty sure they would charge to park and hit you with $20-40 cover charge at the door.

There is a "secret" spot you can park for free and walk to any of the clubs, including Wax, which is how I avoid the parking fee when I hit Wax at night. But it does involve some walking.[/QUOTE]The cars parked at the Church was definitely for Ace as it was cars parked all on the grass also LOL. Besides don't think they was having Church service at 2 am on a Friday night directly across from a Strip Club and a street notorious for SW LOL.

Every club has their secret Parking Spots. Don't remember the last time I paid for parking, although I don't mind a walk and I go during the day.

Watch out at night though as you can be a target. A dude walking to the strip club is likely going to have money on him and no weapons.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Wleakr;6461781]Friday nights is normally the busiest night for any club. However, for Ace, just seeing cars parked in the church lot doesn't mean it's that packed.

Sometimes that church is actually doing something. At one point they were policing folks parking over there to head to the stripclub. I don't do nights at Ace anymore, so that may have went away.

Still the lot at Ace is small, so any overflow to the church lot doesn't mean it's super super crowded (but it could be). Pretty sure they would charge to park and hit you with $20-40 cover charge at the door.

There is a "secret" spot you can park for free and walk to any of the clubs, including Wax, which is how I avoid the parking fee when I hit Wax at night. But it does involve some walking.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goodfella1;6463997]Every club has their secret Parking Spots. Don't remember the last time I paid for parking, although I don't mind a walk and I go during the day.

Watch out at night though as you can be a target. A dude walking to the strip club is likely going to have money on him and no weapons.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Yah, parking can be a pain. I have a few tricks for some clubs. Cheetah, park on the street a block away. Pink Pony, there aren't some lots nearby, but as noted you need to have eyes in the back of your head. Tattletales; park at the Wendy's across the street. I always make sure I park in the lot at Wax. That is a super sketchy area. Sometimes better to pay a few bucks and not get robbed or booted.

[QUOTE=Parkway91;6464027]Yah, parking can be a pain. I have a few tricks for some clubs. Cheetah, park on the street a block away. Pink Pony, there aren't some lots nearby, but as noted you need to have eyes in the back of your head. Tattletales; park at the Wendy's across the street. I always make sure I park in the lot at Wax. That is a super sketchy area. Sometimes better to pay a few bucks and not get robbed or booted.[/QUOTE]There's on street parking on the blocks around left and right from Vivide, in front of a nice condo / Apts. Depending on Vs crowd, how late it is, and who's working the lot, it's sometimes better to avoid the $20 park fee and walk.

[QUOTE=MrTattoo;6461436]Is this the same Kali that use to dance at Magic City years ago?

The Kali I know was Caramel skin tone beautiful face with a fat ass and slim waist line all natural with short blonde hair.[/QUOTE]Not sure if she ever worked at Magic City. I can find out. LOL. I haven't been there in like 15 yrs or so. Don't even know if they have a day shift because I don't do nights anywhere. I remember going to MC when I first turned 21 and hurrying to get there before they started charging at 5 or six but that was a llllooooonnnnngggg time ago.

Been dreaming about this one lately. Has anyone seen her at Vivide? If so, do you know if she offers VIP or OTC meet up? I've seen her a bunch a times but she never comes up to me or is with a regular.

OK I know this a little off topic but I'm sure y'all heard about the lady who killed in the Black Escalade Uber a few days ago. They said she work at Allure on Cheshire Bridge Rd and was coming from there when she was ambushed.

Can anyone confirm she was a dancer there?

Recently I have been to Vivide and Diamond on dayshifts.

Apart from girls giving me topless dance and mostly selling VIP.

I don't see anyone giving nude dance in dayshift even after going through 4+ songs.

These clubs were said to be "nude" dance clubs and I'm starting to lose interest.

Is it just me or is this the case for others also?

[QUOTE=JackJill1986;6467906]Recently I have been to Vivide and Diamond on dayshifts.

Apart from girls giving me topless dance and mostly selling VIP.

I don't see anyone giving nude dance in dayshift even after going through 4+ songs.

These clubs were said to be "nude" dance clubs and I'm starting to lose interest.

Is it just me or is this the case for others also?[/QUOTE]It's you. I've had well over 100 dance sessions at Vivide and Diamond and all were nude at some point during song 2 except 2 dancers. One was Latin and said she didn't take off her bottom. She went a song and a half with me and I moved her along. Sure she only lasted one day. Second lady was someone I knew and she left a tiny thong on due to her cycle. I let her go about 3 songs. I have reminded dancers dozens of times that we are in a nude club during song 2 and that has always worked well. If the clothes are not coming off quickly enough just grab a different lady.

[QUOTE=JackJill1986;6467906]Recently I have been to Vivide and Diamond on dayshifts.

Apart from girls giving me topless dance and mostly selling VIP.

I don't see anyone giving nude dance in dayshift even after going through 4+ songs.

These clubs were said to be "nude" dance clubs and I'm starting to lose interest.

Is it just me or is this the case for others also?[/QUOTE]I've gotten fully nude dances for the last 15+ visits. I do have some rapport though, all the girls I get dances from I either have had full service VIP or have danced them already for months. At minimum, the top comes off, full grope lap dance, and they flash the bikini bottom bits. Some can be stinger. Can always just post up and discretely watch other girls dances for who go full nude.

[QUOTE=JackJill1986;6467906]Recently I have been to Vivide and Diamond on dayshifts.

Apart from girls giving me topless dance and mostly selling VIP.

I don't see anyone giving nude dance in dayshift even after going through 4+ songs.

These clubs were said to be "nude" dance clubs and I'm starting to lose interest.

Is it just me or is this the case for others also?[/QUOTE]Agree w / Heywood and JM. I've found that sometimes a little encouragement helps. Toward the end of Song 1, I'll play a little with the G-string or lightly pull down some on their bikini bottom. Most get the hint and go nude on the 2nd song. No all, though (Cubans, mostly), so if you get some sticklers, just call it after 2 and move on.

[QUOTE=HeywoodDJ;6468331]I've gotten fully nude dances for the last 15+ visits. I do have some rapport though, all the girls I get dances from I either have had full service VIP or have danced them already for months. At minimum, the top comes off, full grope lap dance, and they flash the bikini bottom bits. Some can be stinger. Can always just post up and discretely watch other girls dances for who go full nude.[/QUOTE]Where can one get nude dances on Sunday?

[QUOTE=MrTattoo;6467837]OK I know this a little off topic but I'm sure y'all heard about the lady who killed in the Black Escalade Uber a few days ago. They said she work at Allure on Cheshire Bridge Rd and was coming from there when she was ambushed.

Can anyone confirm she was a dancer there?[/QUOTE]Yea, she danced at Allure. Check their instagram page, they did a vigil for her last week.

[QUOTE=MrPhantom;6471570]Yea, she danced at Allure. Check their instagram page, they did a vigil for her last week.[/QUOTE]There has been 2 shootouts in the club parking lot in the past year and multiple shootings stemming from there nearby in the past year. Wonder how they are still open.

I'll be visiting in a couple of weeks and noticed that Follies is no longer around, it's been awhile since I've been there, about 6 years now. With that out of the way, where can a person go to get what Follies used to offer. I did have some great times there, there was this lawyer that hung out there that introduced me to a couple of ladies and payed for a few dances for me. He did this middle aged white guy a solid. So again, where is the go to for a solid Follies experience, and thanks in advance.

Has anyone gotten any details on what happened at Blaze with that shooting?

[QUOTE=JoggingPants;6473008]Has anyone gotten any details on what happened at Blaze with that shooting?[/QUOTE]I think it was an isolated incident that happened in the parking lot.

Hey Brother-.

I was in the same boat as you. Loved Follies when I was (infrequently) in town. Was in Chocolate Mecca just recently and my best bet was Vivede. A little dumpier than Follies, and I would say the dancers are a little less attractive, but for a bargain hunting good time, I'd stop there first. Check my post earlier in the. Thread for a trip report. Best of luck!

May you find what you are looking for-B.

[QUOTE=Lipchit;6472370]I'll be visiting in a couple of weeks and noticed that Follies is no longer around, it's been awhile since I've been there, about 6 years now. With that out of the way, where can a person go to get what Follies used to offer. I did have some great times there, there was this lawyer that hung out there that introduced me to a couple of ladies and payed for a few dances for me. He did this middle aged white guy a solid. So again, where is the go to for a solid Follies experience, and thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoggingPants;6473008]Has anyone gotten any details on what happened at Blaze with that shooting?[/QUOTE]It was late night. You have a higher chance of being shot in a grocery store these days than a strip club during the dayshift.