Back to regularly scheduled programming.
Can we get back to posting about gorgeous ladies that give great massages. The signal to noise ratio here is getting bad.
I visited 572 this morning, Cici gave a nice rub, OTC, left happy. Got the full time. 6+4. Anyone tried the place down the street in Burlington?
Cheers
Stick to talking about happy endings.
You guys watch way too much television. Looking for one guy in the dark is not as simple as ya'll would like to think it is. Any of you know-it-alls actually have any training? Were any of you in East Watertown risking your lives trying to find this asshole?
Probably not. Just a bunch of fucking Monday morning quarterbacks.
Reconise when your hand is in the candy jar
[QUOTE=BaconBits; 1744067]A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?
BB[/QUOTE]Reconise when your hand is in the candy jar DannyTheMan. Why should you think you got the short end of anything? When the lid is left of the candy jar someone is inviting you too explore what is inside. If you only want an hour of massage for yourself then just indicate so. If you would like more then welcome it when it is being handed to you on a platter or in this case a massage table!
ENJOY
Evidently we missed a rules change
[QUOTE=BaconBits; 1744067]A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?
BB[/QUOTE]BB-although we are on different pages a lot of the time on issues I agree wholeheartedly with you on this. If you go to the BP review page and head over to posts 2345 or so and up you will see that I spoke about this issue when I saw a review that I couldn't discern the location other than 'CT". Evidently there was a rules change on posting which said that 'reviews' with no location and not even a hint was ok. (post 2352 copied below). Now personally I would rather see some sort of location or hint in the review itself which would save lots of time writing a 'pm' and waiting for the reviewer to read it and respond esp since the rotation in a lot of the AMPs is short but that is just me.
Anyhow. Guess we'll have to get used to reviews that leave us guessing. BTW...I meant to commnet on your 7th grade teacher Mrs Saggytits..........while we have all had those during our 'formative' years I actually had a Boston playboy bunny for my 7th grade teacher. She actually showed us some pics of herself. She had all the boys attention for that class. Of course nowadays she would have gotten fired or arrested for that. Goes to show you where we have gone in a few short years. And not for the better! SO
Two choices
"Originally Posted by vintage68 [View Original Post]
Pulled a late night visit to CT. Was greeted by. A hot little spinner with D cups named Alice. Got all excited whene she brought me to my room, then she hits me with the news. I send girl in. I pleaded for her to stay because I had a feeling I'd get one that wasn't nearly as attractive. She swears up and down she will send me a hot girl even hotter than her. I wait five minutes and in walks the Chinese Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis version). Duped again.
To be fair she was very pleasant, gave a decent massage, and allowed some UTC roaming up top.
Looks: 5.
Attitude: 9.
Massage: 7.
Finish: 7 "
End of review.
Comment as posted on post 2352 by a sr member (not admin)
The post & review are within the general rules & posting guidlines.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu.ges_forumrules[/url]
No need for all the continuous clatter about it IMHO.
Though I do understand it's an open forum & given that we've gone round & round & round about what is the correct amount of information to give in a posted review (specially given that it varies from person to person)
A suggestion would be that if you need or require more information than what was provided in a posted review you can:
A: Ask for the information you require on the forum or.
B: PM the person & ask them for any further details that you want or require.
Seems simple enough to me.
Medford Duo Aim To Please
Went to AMP in Medford this week after long absence from scene. Was greeted in lobby by two masseuses, a shorter mid 20's spinner with bangs, light make-up and incredibly beautiful smelling perfume, and nice bee cups, perhaps 90 to 100 lbs, very friendly and smiley. And a late 30's stunner with longer, wavier hair, made up nice too, and a bit taller, perhaps 125 lbs, see cups or perhaps small dees, also smelled great, and eye-pleasing. Was a walk in and towards end of shift. They were very happy I came and their reception showed it. They tried to get me do four handed, and worked me over right there in the lobby, whispering how nice it would be, how well they would take care of me, how I would be last customer and could have a little extra time, how soft their touch was, how good they would take care of me, and gave a decent sampling right then, including some ass pinches and soft caresses to my waist area as well as a few other places etc.
Got the vibe obviously that plenty could be on the menu, but funds weren't there for that so instead I milked the proposal for an extra five minutes, hemming and hawing (to get more of this freebie four handed intro) , and asking little questions as they basically pawed me before I even decided who I would pick or had handed over any money. All the while I started to simulataneously paw each of their cute bums and say I'm not sure, I'm not sure, but I will at least stay for one hour with one of you. Who will it be who will it be? They laughed just then. It was almost closing, so I can only guess it was a slow Tuesday for them as their salesmanship and gimmickry to get me to agree was over the top but nice at the same time. Neither cared too much about my groping so I extended it to a little neck rub of each (one was on my left and the other on my right) , and running my fingers through their hair, before I said, I'll take you (the shorter one) for an hour and next week come back for you, (the taller one.)
They were happy with this and the taller one immediately handed me one of their business cards, took a pen and wrote her name on it first and her friends just below, handed it me, and collected my sixty dollars. She took it well and still remained smiling even though I didn't pick her or the four-handed. Then the girl I chose led me down a long dark corridor to the last room on the right and proceeded with a very nice light touch massage with a lot of teasing and immediate roaming by me otc all over even while on my stomach, with no resistance. In fact, she even kept asking, you like me? You like my boobs? My butt? My body? I replied, of course and complimented every thing about her and the massage she was giving me, all the while roaming every opportunity I had.
At the forty minute mark or so, she wiped off the lotions she had used and had me flip and continued the teasing and my request for her to roll up her blouse and take out the girls was met with approval and a few giggles. She politely offered me to milk them which I happily did for several minutes each (at least it seemed like that, but was probably less) , and also kept playing with her ass, and then slowly went utc there and roamed on that soft, shapely, bare bum, and again she said, you like my bum don't you, don't you! The he was slow and sensual and she used a light blue cream or lotion instead of oil, and when I came a few minutes later, my load shot up and over the table to the left and landed on the floor (she was on my right side) , and as this happened, she said, oh my, you strong guy, you lot of juice on floor. Lot for me to clean, which I did apologize for but said, that was because she was so hot and anyone else, I couldn't do that. More smiles and giggles, and then a nice hot towel cleanup, some head, ear, neck massage and finger pulls, and "all done, tank you, tank you.". I dressed and left 50 for gratuity and thanked them both again in the lobby and swore to the other girl I would come back another time, which she nodded and said yes yes, good night. Friendliness 10, Location and parking 9, Looks 10, Massage 9, ending 10. Can't wait to go back when funds are there. Wow, what a good time, best in a long time for me. Slept great that night. Recommended.
Great review but. Which AMP?
Which AMP was this?
[QUOTE=BuffettFan68; 1745182]Went to AMP in Medford this week after long absence from scene. Was greeted in lobby by two masseuses, a shorter mid 20's spinner with bangs, light make-up and incredibly beautiful smelling perfume, and nice bee cups, perhaps 90 to 100 lbs, very friendly and smiley. And a late 30's stunner with longer, wavier hair, made up nice too, and a bit taller, perhaps 125 lbs, see cups or perhaps small dees, also smelled great, and eye-pleasing. Was a walk in and towards end of shift. They were very happy I came and their reception showed it. They tried to get me do four handed, and worked me over right there in the lobby, whispering how nice it would be, how well they would take care of me, how I would be last customer and could have a little extra time, how soft their touch was, how good they would take care of me, and gave a decent sampling right then, including some ass pinches and soft caresses to my waist area as well as a few other places etc.
Got the vibe obviously that plenty could be on the menu, but funds weren't there for that so instead I milked the proposal for an extra five minutes, hemming and hawing (to get more of this freebie four handed intro) , and asking little questions as they basically pawed me before I even decided who I would pick or had handed over any money. All the while I started to simulataneously paw each of their cute bums and say I'm not sure, I'm not sure, but I will at least stay for one hour with one of you. Who will it be who will it be? They laughed just then. It was almost closing, so I can only guess it was a slow Tuesday for them as their salesmanship and gimmickry to get me to agree was over the top but nice at the same time. Neither cared too much about my groping so I extended it to a little neck rub of each (one was on my left and the other on my right) , and running my fingers through their hair, before I said, I'll take you (the shorter one) for an hour and next week come back for you, (the taller one.)
They were happy with this and the taller one immediately handed me one of their business cards, took a pen and wrote her name on it first and her friends just below, handed it me, and collected my sixty dollars. She took it well and still remained smiling even though I didn't pick her or the four-handed. Then the girl I chose led me down a long dark corridor to the last room on the right and proceeded with a very nice light touch massage with a lot of teasing and immediate roaming by me otc all over even while on my stomach, with no resistance. In fact, she even kept asking, you like me? You like my boobs? My butt? My body? I replied, of course and complimented every thing about her and the massage she was giving me, all the while roaming every opportunity I had.
At the forty minute mark or so, she wiped off the lotions she had used and had me flip and continued the teasing and my request for her to roll up her blouse and take out the girls was met with approval and a few giggles. She politely offered me to milk them which I happily did for several minutes each (at least it seemed like that, but was probably less) , and also kept playing with her ass, and then slowly went utc there and roamed on that soft, shapely, bare bum, and again she said, you like my bum don't you, don't you! The he was slow and sensual and she used a light blue cream or lotion instead of oil, and when I came a few minutes later, my load shot up and over the table to the left and landed on the floor (she was on my right side) , and as this happened, she said, oh my, you strong guy, you lot of juice on floor. Lot for me to clean, which I did apologize for but said, that was because she was so hot and anyone else, I couldn't do that. More smiles and giggles, and then a nice hot towel cleanup, some head, ear, neck massage and finger pulls, and "all done, tank you, tank you.". I dressed and left 50 for gratuity and thanked them both again in the lobby and swore to the other girl I would come back another time, which she nodded and said yes yes, good night. Friendliness 10, Location and parking 9, Looks 10, Massage 9, ending 10. Can't wait to go back when funds are there. Wow, what a good time, best in a long time for me. Slept great that night. Recommended.[/QUOTE]