Massage Parlor Reports

About to visit your fair city from the CT and MA area, and last visit (many many years ago) there were a fair number of American/European MP's in Maryland outside of D.C. From my RTFF, I get that there are far less MP's than during my last visit. I've not interest in a lady asking $$$ for a full appt., and I'd ruther a slow HE with a pretty gal.

If I have to I'll go for the traditional AMP, but I'm tired of 45yo masseuses who don't understand my preferences.

Any suggestions, either MP's or apartments? PM me if you'd prefer. Thanks!

Adobe

Hi All,

Met Julia today at J-Spot. She has been there about 2 weeks. Petite, friendly, good language and WONDERFUL hands. She gave one of the best TS I have ever had, straddling the back and massaging (medium) with the soap as a lube. Her lite touch is superb! All important areas treated with care and attention. Finish well performed in several positions. I will return!

PS: Fare dropped to $7 again.

Be safe,

Rx

[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]I smell napalm.....[/QUOTE]


Heh, don't ya mean beer can?

[url]http://baconorbeercan.com/[/url]

Haven't been to an AMP in DC since the good old days of CPHC....

Looking for a nice AMP that offers a lineup with mamasan so I can actually choose who to see - ha! - would like info as soon as possible as I'm treating myself this weekend.

I've seen several of the agencies offering amp like services - they are ok - but I miss the days of a good old line up....

WW

[QUOTE=Readerx]
PS: Fare dropped to $7 again.
Rx[/QUOTE]

Rx - is this 1.7 total? I know it used to be $1.8 when i last went.

Hi Trav,

Yes. Dropped since my previous time. Nice to see - and, no, I do not want to start "the money discussion" all over again.

Just a fact.

Rx

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2009 to December 2009.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 11/19/09

Shell Green
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Heidi - 12/29/09 - Max #01 (+)
Eva - 12/14/09 - Bman Dc (+)


Jasmines
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Nikki - 12/14/09 - Bobby M (+)


H&H
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M - 12/6/09 - Freshly Snipes (+)
Daniela - 11/26/09 - Journeyer (+)
Solomon - 11/19/09 - Fatpig (-)
Solomon - 10/7/09 - Triple E (+)


1829, 3rd floor (sun, Therapy @ M street)
===============
??? - 11/18/09 - Member #3235 (-)
Candy - 11/14/09 - Choboman (-)


Vermont (Downtown)
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??? - 12/29/09 - Squick (-)
??? - 10/22/09 - Govman (+)


Supra 1333
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Bebe - 10/2/09 - Rejected Monke (-)
bebe - 10/2/09 - Azn Aficianado (?)


Golden Nails
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Lisa - 12/18/09 - Squick (?)
Lisa - 10/29/09 - Drofnalb (+)
directions - 10/28/09 - Brahmabull




Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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Soy - 14/09 - Bobby M (?)
??? - 10/10/09 - Notapriest (+)
Cookie - 10/7/09 - Ron John (-)
Stella - 10/6/09 - Mongeroose (+)


Outside the city
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Lily's (laurel,md)
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Sarah - 10/22/09 -Drofnalb (+)

enliven
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??? - 12/9/09 - Norm Leone (-)

Gold Therapy (alexandria)
=========================
??? - 12/28/09 - Crazy Spartan (?)



Closed Locations
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VIP (accross from marine baricks)
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busted - 10/31/09 - Indian Joe :(
Bebe - 10/20/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Toy - 10/19/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Nana - 10/17/09 - Wilycoyote63 (?)

Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM)
=========================
Sara - 11/14/09 - Ruffian (+)
sara - 11/10/09 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Angie - 10/30/09 - Readerx (+)
Busted - 10/2/09 - Dooder :( (false report?)
Angie - 10/25/09 - Love Tractor (?)
???/Angie - 10/21/09 - Henry34 (+/?)
Angie - 10/19/09 - Justforme (-)
Suzie - 10/15/09 - Kelvinb (+)

Green (1333)
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Kimberly - 12/11/09 - Mollusk Man (+)
Kimberly - 12/6/09 - Batman77 (+)
Ruby - 12/3/09 - Tofer (+)
Sara - 11/28/09 - Propilot (?)
Luby - 11/25/09 - Blue Star11 (+)
Ruby - 11/24/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Cici - 11/24/09 - Batman77 (+)
Ruby - 11/24/09 - Paniki (+)
Nana - 11/20/09 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 11/17/09 - Drofnalb (+)
CiCi - 11/13/09 - Drunker Irish (?)
Luby - 11/13/09 - Triple E (?)
Su - 11/4/09 - MkeMike (+)
Sahi - 10/25/09 - Freedomfighter (+)
??? - 10/21/09 - Henry34 (-)
Sue - 10/14/09 - Canuckl Head (+)
Bunny - 10/10/09 - Bukowskichuck (+)



Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2010 to June 2010.Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 7/18/09


Asian Mist (dupont)
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Happy - 6/24/10 - Yetanother me (-)
Micheele - 6/17/10 - Dazed diplomat (+)
Bobbi - 6/9/10 - Corsair88 (+)
Linda - 6/5/10 - Maiko (+)
??? - 5/29/10 - Freelancevideo (?)mystic?
Coco - 4/19/10 - Hugh Johnson (+)
??? - 4/12/10 - Rogoh (+)hawaiian
Ruby - 2/23/10 - Va Ga (-)


Shell /Green(on Capitol st - 12/18/09)
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Toy - 6/27/10 - Vitrea (+)
??? - 6/21/10 - Rodney43 (?)NR
Yumi - 6/18/10 - Max #01 (?)
Mona - 5/1/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
Nana - 4/12/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
Sue - 4/7/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
nana - 3/31/10 - Dome Ranger (+)
Heidi - 1/12/10 - Loopy De Loop (+)


Jasmines
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Suzie - 6/28/10 - Exclient (+)
Lucy - 6/18/10 - Readerx (+)
Suzie - 5/22/10 - Miamifl1972 (+)
ShoJi - 5/21/10 - ReaderX (+)
Sherry - 5/16/10 - Choboman (+)


sky
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Coco - 5/18/10 - Mac Jones (?)
Jenny - 5/6/10 - Mollusk Man (?)
sunny - 4/6/10 - CabDriver (?)NR


H&H
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??? - 5/10/10 - Triple E (?)


Infinity
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Lucy - 6/20/10 - CabDriver52 (+)


Golden Nails
==========================
Lisa - 5/12/10 - Miamifl1972 (?)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Suzie - 6/14/10 - Ron John (+)
Michelle - 6/4/10 - Tanithmagna (+)
Lisa - 3/3/10 - Drofnalb (+)
??? - 3/3/10 - Parkinsons (-)
Seven - 1/31/10 - Fj Cruiser (+)
Candy - 1/5/10 - Cavetroll (+)



Outside the city
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Fairlakes/columbian girls, tysons - 5/25/10 - Guido4life (+)

Magical Touch
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??? - 6/10/10 - Jsol95 (?)


Closed Locations
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several paces busted/closed indefinately - 1/14/10

VIP (accross from marine baricks), Rio, Orange, Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM), Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(king arthur refernces)


Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

Wayward:

Thanks for the intel. Your summaries have been great for a long time. I sure do miss the old days when guys like LL were on the prowl.

Lax

Delayed report. I've owed something to the DC board before, but this is my first post here. Jasmine, arrived 11:30 PM. Julie answered the door and turned out to be my girl. Fine. 70 door, 100 college fund donation, in and out, 30 minutes. Bad massage, didn't even use oil, limited attention to the boys. On with the cover, a few positions, boom. "You give 10 dolla tip? I good girl!" Right, as soon as you give full 60 minutes and some real service. Bye bye!

Would repeat? Sure. Good location for me, safe entrance. But no games the second time; on a first visit I can give the benefit of the doubt.

[QUOTE=Dczodd]She rubbed her hands on my back for like 2 mins before she squatted down beside me and asked me what do you want.

"What do you have?" I asked.

She just looked at me and kinda shrugged and smiled like she had no clue. So, I went direct and said "I want you". Again, I got the shrug. The I said "I want everything you have to offer." Again...the shrug. I felt so STUPID for not knowing WHAT to say!

[/QUOTE]

When a provider asks you what you want, the proper thing to do is to say "I'd like to fuck". No sense being coy. If you try to dance around it, she thinks you're trying to get her to solicit you.

A quick phone calls tells me that the famous Leesa (?) is no longer working at this establishment. Anyone know where she went?

[QUOTE=Acesup]A quick phone calls tells me that the famous Leesa (?) is no longer working at this establishment. Anyone know where she went?[/QUOTE]

and still unable to string together three words of English.

Trying walking in and asking for her.

[QUOTE=RogerC]When a provider asks you what you want, the proper thing to do is to say "I'd like to fuck". No sense being coy. If you try to dance around it, she thinks you're trying to get her to solicit you.[/QUOTE]
I always use "I want everything", or show it with body move. Works every time. Yes you wanna fuck but be a gentleman.

I agree...you can make it easier by saying "everything" then immediately, she will exit and get condom or she will say, pay first then exit and return for the fireworks....




[QUOTE=Hofi35]I always use "I want everything", or show it with body move. Works every time. Yes you wanna fuck but be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]