Massage Parlor Reports

Well, if you spent even a few minutes READING the thread you'd be able to figure out that "FE" is just an abbreviation for the "FAR EAST" spa. Some guys don't feel like typing any more than they have to. With so few spa's left open it was VERY OBVIOUS (or should have been) what fe was.

[QUOTE=Ratatouille123;2811598]Hi guys. Went to opulence last night for massage it's was regular. Wasn't bad I liked it. I keep seeing the initials FE if someone can tell me what it stands for it be awesome I keep reading these body to body sessions and I'm interested.[/QUOTE]

[quote=hornyashell;2811855]well, if you spent even a few minutes reading the thread you'd be able to figure out that "fe" is just an abbreviation for the "far east" spa. Some guys don't feel like typing any more than they have to. With so few spa's left open it was very obvious (or should have been) what fe was.[/quote]ch, nms, os, 1021.

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;2811855]Well, if you spent even a few minutes READING the thread you'd be able to figure out that "FE" is just an abbreviation for the "FAR EAST" spa. Some guys don't feel like typing any more than they have to. With so few spa's left open it was VERY OBVIOUS (or should have been) what fe was.[/QUOTE]Thanks. And you're right I didn't pick it up. Abbreviations are fine just didn't know.

Now you'll get even MORE questions like "Golly gee Wally, what does that mean?

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2812400]ch, nms, os, 1021.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

This should send him in to a tizzy. Is it me or has there been an upswing of laziness apparent in the past few months?

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;2812540]Now you'll get even MORE questions like "Golly gee Wally, what does that mean?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;2812540]Now you'll get even MORE questions like "Golly gee Wally, what does that mean?[/QUOTE]Easy answer. RTFF. .

[QUOTE=Ratatouille123;2811598]Hi guys. Went to opulence last night for massage it's was regular. Wasn't bad I liked it. I keep seeing the initials FE if someone can tell me what it stands for it be awesome I keep reading these body to body sessions and I'm interested.[/QUOTE]What was it like, donation? And what lady did you draw. . her rating. Please.

LM.

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So I visited this place recently. It's a salon with a massage services offered. Looks like they are in the process of renovations or something. Met with a nice girl, and got a less than stellar massage for a fairly steep price. I will not repeat. PM me for details.

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-massage-ever/5531117

[QUOTE=Lumbarman;2812903]What was it like, donation? And what lady did you draw. . her rating. Please.

LM.[/QUOTE]I've only gotten a few massages before. But I had Jenny. 30 min total was 55 bucks. I like the massage, I would go back. Very talkative mind personality atleast to me. Nothing occurred. I actually do plan on going back.

[QUOTE=PVDMassage;2814940]So I visited this place recently. It's a salon with a massage services offered. Looks like they are in the process of renovations or something. Met with a nice girl, and got a less than stellar massage for a fairly steep price. I will not repeat. PM me for details.

http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-massage-ever/5531117[/QUOTE]I had a series of text exchanges from Ashley. Said they were "All American" girls, shower, draping was optional, sent semi provocative photo's.

Told her I had been ther before when the big blonde ran it and even used quotes to tell Her I did not leave "happy". She said things have changed and they have the $85/ hr. House charge to keep out the bargain hunters. Told Her it was steep for no happiness. It was only then that she said they are strictly legit, but I could D. I.Y. and she would not mind. It was at that point I wished her good-luck fishing and never heard back!

[QUOTE=MarriedTom;2818683]I had a series of text exchanges from Ashley. Said they were "All American" girls, shower, draping was optional, sent semi provocative photo's.

Told her I had been ther before when the big blonde ran it and even used quotes to tell Her I did not leave "happy". She said things have changed and they have the $85/ hr. House charge to keep out the bargain hunters. Told Her it was steep for no happiness. It was only then that she said they are strictly legit, but I could D. I.Y. and she would not mind. It was at that point I wished her good-luck fishing and never heard back![/QUOTE]Where do these people get their prices from? $85 is crazy for a one hour massage that is strictly therapeutic, and even more insane if its less than stellar as PVDMass says.

[QUOTE=MarriedTom;2818683]I had a series of text exchanges from Ashley. Said they were "All American" girls, shower, draping was optional, sent semi provocative photo's.

Told her I had been ther before when the big blonde ran it and even used quotes to tell Her I did not leave "happy". She said things have changed and they have the $85/ hr. House charge to keep out the bargain hunters. Told Her it was steep for no happiness. It was only then that she said they are strictly legit, but I could D. I.Y. and she would not mind. It was at that point I wished her good-luck fishing and never heard back![/QUOTE]I was going to give this place a go a few weeks back at night. Glad I did not. Did not feel comfortable so I took off. Place was almost in darkness at night and you can see through a big window in the salon and there were a couple of creepy guys cleaning up or messing around the place. Just recently a girl I met from CL told me she went there looking for a job after she responded to one of the CL hiring ads they put up. She got so creeped out and got out of there quick. Mentioned the girl (ashley) was so high that she couldn't even talk and said one of the guys there is her bf. She may very well live upstairs. The salon is owned by a different woman and ashley is just a manager apparently.

Stopped by the newish massage place way down on broad street (heading out of the city past the park). No shower, rooms have a curtain instead of a door. Drew Deenah a plain looking I thought at least 40 ish woman who said she was 32. Said she was from Shanghai. Massage was decent, forgot how long an hour session is when there's no shower or sauna. Overall the massage was ok and I wasn't unhappy, but it's nothing like the old AMPs.

This is the real deal gentlemen, had a dream the other day at that waterman loft place of hers, real nice place and she is real. No drama and not flakey. Tight lookin and tanned all over settleed for that. 6 massage as a newbee and was a good happy end with a touch of coconut oil.

Sexy looks / dress of her and her availability is limited due too her being a mommy of a 2 y / o that needs too be out with a sitter. Def a return visit with added options I'm sure.

LM.

[QUOTE=Lumbarman;2821928]This is the real deal gentlemen, had a dream the other day at that waterman loft place of hers, real nice place and she is real. No drama and not flakey. Tight lookin and tanned all over settleed for that. 6 massage as a newbee and was a good happy end with a touch of coconut oil.

Sexy looks / dress of her and her availability is limited due too her being a mommy of a 2 y / o that needs too be out with a sitter. Def a return visit with added options I'm sure.

LM.[/QUOTE]LM, as I've had my eyes on a couple of Diana's, can you confirm last 4 digits? You can PM if you'd like, also wondering about another massage gal on my radar.

Thanks.

T.

Who are you two talking about. I can't seem to find them on the board or CL or BP?

[QUOTE=Lumbarman;2821928]This is the real deal gentlemen, had a dream the other day at that waterman loft place of hers, real nice place and she is real. No drama and not flakey. Tight lookin and tanned all over settleed for that. 6 massage as a newbee and was a good happy end with a touch of coconut oil.

Sexy looks / dress of her and her availability is limited due too her being a mommy of a 2 y / o that needs too be out with a sitter. Def a return visit with added options I'm sure.

LM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tapeguy1;2822845]LM, as I've had my eyes on a couple of Diana's, can you confirm last 4 digits? You can PM if you'd like, also wondering about another massage gal on my radar.

Thanks.

T.[/QUOTE]XXX-9700 Diana.

[QUOTE=Flatspd;2824040]Who are you two talking about. I can't seem to find them on the board or CL or BP?[/QUOTE][URL]http://providence.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/portuguese-olive-wine/3787638[/URL]

Nice little time.

[QUOTE=Flatspd;2824040]Who are you two talking about. I can't seem to find them on the board or CL or BP?[/QUOTE]Shouldn't this be a CL or BP post?

[QUOTE=Lumbarman;2824100][URL]http://providence.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/portuguese-olive-wine/3787638[/URL]

Nice little time.[/QUOTE]Made an appt with Lola / Diana / Jenny whatever she goes by today. Let's say for 1 pm drove 30 min no asnwer nothing. I was looking forward to it too Bummer.

Diana or whatever. I guess family emergency she had.

[QUOTE=Ratatouille123;2829862]Diana or whatever. I guess family emergency she had.[/QUOTE]Again, why are these in the Massage reports??

Don't get your panties all twisted up. They're actually talking about a massage provider.

Plus, if it bothers you that much you can always click on the report post and tell Admin2 that you think the post is in the wrong area.

Either way, why post yourself?

[QUOTE=BeAware63;2830328]Again, why are these in the Massage reports??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BeAware63;2824132]Shouldn't this be a CL or BP post?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;2830398]Don't get your panties all twisted up. They're actually talking about a massage provider.

Plus, if it bothers you that much you can always click on the report post and tell Admin2 that you think the post is in the wrong area.

Either way, why post yourself?[/QUOTE]Newb sure. So if they are independent massage person it goes where? Honest question so I can put it in the right forum.

[QUOTE=BeAware63;2830328]Again, why are these in the Massage reports??[/QUOTE]At this point anything involving coconut oil is a go in this thread.

Well, if guys are looking for a massage (either with or without endings) they're going to go to the massage thread right? As long as you're posting about massages it belongs here.

Heck, if you want to you can even post in both. Nobody should be "offended" or "upset" to get free info about the type of provider that they're looking for.

[QUOTE=Ratatouille123;2830415]Newb sure. So if they are independent massage person it goes where? Honest question so I can put it in the right forum.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;2831031]Well, if guys are looking for a massage (either with or without endings) they're going to go to the massage thread right? As long as you're posting about massages it belongs here.

Heck, if you want to you can even post in both. Nobody should be "offended" or "upset" to get free info about the type of provider that they're looking for.[/QUOTE]So we change it from Massage Parlor thread to Massage thread. OK with me!

[QUOTE=BeAware63;2831433]So we change it from Massage Parlor thread to Massage thread. OK with me![/QUOTE]Thank Christ it has your seal of approval. Now I'll sleep better.

[QUOTE=BiggusBishus;2832695]Thank Christ it has your seal of approval. Now I'll sleep better.[/QUOTE]Sorry it was having such an effect on you. Try Benedril to help your sleeping.

Its great we have defined the thread, so what's up with Harmony, Pleasant and FE?

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2832952]Its great we have defined the thread, so what's up with Harmony, Pleasant and FE?[/QUOTE]I've noticed the girls in their BP ads are wearing more clothes. Hopefully that's not the same inside the AMPs.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2832952]Its great we have defined the thread, so what's up with Harmony, Pleasant and FE?[/QUOTE]I would like to know too. If it makes everyone much more comfortable you can PM me.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2832952]Its great we have defined the thread, so what's up with Harmony, Pleasant and FE?

[/QUOTE]Visited Harmony last week and drew "Pink". Decent looking with a set of large bees bordering on cees, which were real. Don't find that very often. Unfortunately everything else about the visit was disappointing. TS was below average with no tease. Trip to sauna was a waste of time because Pink and Mamasan couldn't get it to turn on. Actually a bit of a massage but very little ST before flip. Main event was also disappointing which was too bad because she does have a great body. Standard rates and Harmony hour (45 minutes).

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2832952]Its great we have defined the thread, so what's up with Harmony, Pleasant and FE?[/QUOTE]March 17 the judge will make a ruling. Stay tuned.

Also made a trip to Harmony. Arrived early in day at about 10 am. Two cars in the lot. Buzzed in and taken to room. Met Julie (Not sure Very tall and Pretty age--well I never know but I would say that she was on the young side legitimately. Super figure. Tight thin waist. Large enhanced chest. English is very good Allegedly just arrived from LA and new o the job. Table shower was ok--nothing outstanding. Sauna was all alone and flipping through old magazines for about 5 minutes. Back to the room and massage started with promise. Hard work on shoulders and upper arms while she straddled my back. Quickly dissolved into a light touch kinda thing and shortly there after a request for a flip. She straddled me again at the waist and asked what I wanted. Standard fare applied. Session was average. Would repeat because I think she has promise but nothing earthshattering. She clearly wasn't new to the business (maybe just to Harmony) Bell rang a few times while I was there. Saw a few other ladies who looked cute as well on way out the door.

[QUOTE=Britaly;2835832]March 17 the judge will make a ruling. Stay tuned.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the regulatory update as I've been wondering.

Occasionally look at the Valley Breeze as posters have suggested, but haven't seen an update.

Can you share a news link to a more detailed article?

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Caseyb7;2836820]Appreciate the regulatory update as I've been wondering.

Occasionally look at the Valley Breeze as posters have suggested, but haven't seen an update.

Can you share a news link to a more detailed article?

Thank you.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160303/spa-owners-sue-over-pawtucket-ordinance[/URL]

[QUOTE=Longdriver;2835999] Large enhanced chest.[/QUOTE]Also drew Julie, will be back just to play with those funbags.

[QUOTE=Longdriver;2835999] Met Julie (Not sure Very tall and Pretty age--well I never know but I would say that she was on the young side legitimately. Super figure. Tight thin waist. Large enhanced chest. English is very good Allegedly just arrived from LA and new o the job.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TomFord;2837666]Also drew Julie, will be back just to play with those funbags.[/QUOTE]I'll third's it that Julie is a fun time. As LD said she's not a rub fanatic but she is on the cute side. I met her 3 months ago. She had just arrived from LA, lol. There was also a jenny from so. cal. who was very similar in every way.