[QUOTE=Jharbaugh;1292338]I think she's done 75 percent of the men in Central Indiana.[/QUOTE]That is not counting the one from Chicago that make that trip.
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[QUOTE=Jharbaugh;1292338]I think she's done 75 percent of the men in Central Indiana.[/QUOTE]That is not counting the one from Chicago that make that trip.
Mr. Jharbaugh,
Get laid much? Not sure of your motivation here but it seems like you're into numbers, although I don't know how you came up with that one. Please try to keep up because we're not really into statistics or percentages on this site. We just try to stay positive. You're relatively new and if you want to get along, there are a few provisions. One is if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, unless you spit out some sort of proof, shut the fuck up! Especially when it comes to Abs, the babe of Hoosierland. That's her business, anyway. For the pedal-to-the-metal, bawls-to-the wall way some of us do business, we need providers like her. Do you know I ditched my therapist and threw my prozac in the lake after I started hanging out with her? I hate to quote the fucking Beatles here, but all we need is love, and she has an awesome way of providing it to us stressed-out assholes trying to run businesses.
I've got to get back to work because I've got 2 guys who didn't make their quotas last quarter, and it's off with their heads at 5 o'clock. Those are the percentages I have to deal with. Maybe they should've booked Abby, too. That way they would've loosened up a little and maybe hit their percentages. They're statistics now. Come Monday morning, they hit the unemployment line. Before I sign off, I've got a web site you can check out: pleasepassthedonutsdotcom. It's an LE-friendly site and cops usually are on it 10 minutes into their shift, right after they pick up the dozen glazed and jelly-filled, of course. You being fresh out of the academy, you probably need to brush up on the pig-friendly sites.
Keeping it real, especially for the fat-headed smelly LE pigs and pig-fuckers who frequent this forum with their "percentages."
BFDeal.
[QUOTE=Jharbaugh;1292338]I think she's done 75 percent of the men in Central Indiana.[/QUOTE]
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I think I knew this girl from her dancing days. Was a great dancer. Was wondering if anyone had experience with her as an escort.[/QUOTE]I've seen her both solo and in a double and had a bunch of fun both times.
Can we just agree there's a difference between a review and a valentine?
Gushing about the same three or four board favorites contributes what, exactly? You like Abby. Not difficult to understand. You've posted here ten times, and you don't realize we've already got that figured out? Okay, you'll learn. An admonition to "Treat her with respect, guys"? Spare us.
Or else you're sick of this sort of thing? Yeah. I completely understand. Been thinking about calling up some BP scammers just so I could join in that board and hear a discouraging (and maybe honest) word once in a while.
But is it Abby's fault that she inspires superlatives? Then I wish more providers had that failing. You think she's too "professional"? Then review your time with her and tell us why. Let's give a newbie a little slack; that gushing post was no different than a lot of what gets posted here. And when someone else doesn't like it? Okay, let him say so. That's part of the review process, too. What gets said needs to be subjected to the smell test. The goal ought to be honest, accurate, and trustworthy information,"positive" or no.
Mr. Beall,
I'm not really defending or "gushing" over her. She really doesn't need defended. Her performance behind closed doors speaks volumes. I simply was pointing out that there are more important numbers out there (unemployment; a high percentage of LE with nothing to do) than how she conducts her business. I don't need any backing of my numbers. Unemployment is high and cops eat too many donuts and should stay off here because more serious issues are happening in and around Indianapolis. If Mr. Jharbaugh spits a number out there, as if he's counting clients (which is sick) then maybe he needs to fill out more police reports while at work or pick up more donuts for his co-workers than sit at his dispatch desk while on a computer all night with one hand on the keyboard and the other on his tiny pecker (just a personal analogy of what he does at work). We can sit back and take his percentage number as a joke. It's a free country and Mr. Jharbaugh can write what he wants. But I know this provider fairly well and she's a positive person. I just didn't find his "percentage" very funny or optimistic.
As for you, I don't have a problem with your rebuttal. You're a valued member of this board and your reports are much appreciated. I just think my original point was about more important percentages in our society than his.
Thanks,
BFDeal.
[QUOTE=B Beall; 1292724]Can we just agree there's a difference between a review and a valentine?
Gushing about the same three or four board favorites contributes what, exactly? You like Abby. Not difficult to understand. You've posted here ten times, and you don't realize we've already got that figured out? Okay, you'll learn. An admonition to "Treat her with respect, guys"? Spare us.
Or else you're sick of this sort of thing? Yeah. I completely understand. Been thinking about calling up some BP scammers just so I could join in that board and hear a discouraging (and maybe honest) word once in a while.
But is it Abby's fault that she inspires superlatives? Then I wish more providers had that failing. You think she's too "professional"? Then review your time with her and tell us why. Let's give a newbie a little slack; that gushing post was no different than a lot of what gets posted here. And when someone else doesn't like it? Okay, let him say so. That's part of the review process, too. What gets said needs to be subjected to the smell test. The goal ought to be honest, accurate, and trustworthy information,"positive" or no.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1292734]Mr. Beall,
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As for you, I don't have a problem with your rebuttal. You're a valued member of this board and your reports are much appreciated. I just think my original point was about more important percentages in our society than his.[/QUOTE]As someone with no skin in the game here, I suggest you all pool your resources, come up with $500, get it to me or Abby, and I'll perform an in depth audit, and give you an unbiased opionion. Feel free to PM me, and I'll get you payment details.
[QUOTE=Ilapp;1292441]You should make that 74. 9% in my case[/QUOTE]Oh so you think you are in the 0. 1. Don't you wish! Question for you, is she the only one in Central Indiana you haven't seen? Wouldn't that make her in the 0. 1 percentile not you? Of course I know for a fact that 2N, (who by the way only calls you and never calls me) hasn't seen her. I also know that a freak of freckles hasn't seen her. Of course it could be she isn't your type since your favorite places to visit seem to be Paris and "Dolly World". Strike that I forgot about how the "T" word always gets a rise out of you. Oh well guess her percentages are rising and yours are, well let's see, still very high.
FF.
PS. Even though she doesn't have freckles, I still would have loved watching the action with all 75% of Central Indiana.
I had been playing schedule tag with Autumn for almost a month, but I finally got some time that would work to go spend a bit of time with her a couple of weeks ago. Again, I got busy, let my review time slide, so sorry this is coming out later than I planned.
The quick and dirty details are as follows:
Pros: She has a very relaxed and accommodating demeanor, just like her posts. She was quite patient with me on the setup, since time is at a premium for me right now, she was great at being flexible with me until we could find a day that worked. She was very good at putting me at ease once I was there and we had a good experience together. She is talkative enough without dominating the conversation and projects that she is genuinely interested in you, both in conversation and in action. Her linguistic skills were excellent, she was talented enough to not need any translation, and very good with my two big sticking points: eye contact and carrying the dialogue through to the finish, rather than abruptly stopping at the climax of the conversation. Since that tends to be what I look for in my personal tastes, this was the highlight of my experience.
Cons: these are small but significant for me, may not be for you. While the atmosphere was relaxed, the incall as a whole left things to be desired, just in clutter and cleanliness. I'm kind of a neat freak, so that was a bit off setting for me. Also, given the pictures, which are definitely legit, I had expected her to be a bit more professionally dressed for the occasion. Jeans and a sweatshirt are still cute, but I was looking for that black dress and done up hair. Again, minor, but I felt the lack of preparation for my visit diminished some of my engagement. Also, that lack of preparation kept me from engaging in two way dialogue during our session, though I would have liked to very much if the circumstances had been different.
Overall it was a good experience, I enjoyed her company and talents, and felt refreshed at the end of our session. I am not much of a repeater in general, but I can appreciate her skills and personality enough that a return trip would be a possibility. I think that for just about any of you, she will be an excellent choice and time well spent. Enjoy!
Red
Hey guys, I am sorry that my "gushing" comments about Abby sparked such debate. I certainly was not intentionally trying to stir things up. I am a bit taken back by the strong reactions to my post. I seemed to have touched a nerve somehow. I gave an honest review. I was trying to contribute.
I am new to the hobby and am learning much from reading this and other forums. It's just that I have been with 10 providers so far and when I visited Abby I felt like I finally found what I was expecting to find on my 1st visit with my first provider and most providers since but often have not. I had unrealistic expectations of the quality and quantitly of the kind of providers I was expecting to find when I started. So yes, I gushed a bit about Abby. But I didn't exaggerate. She is awesome. Probably not for everyone for many different reasons, but who would be? It was my experience and opinion so YMMV.
I have quickly learned that I need to my homework, research the boards, be patient and only see well reviewed providers. I've learned to not even look at BP when I've had a few because my then my brain is in my pants and my good judgement is gone.
Thank you for your input and advise. You may not have given it to me directly but reading posts here and elsewhere have helped me a lot! I know I still have a lot to learn so please give me some slack until I've been around a while.
Websurfer
[QUOTE=BFDeal;1292734]You're a valued member of this board and your reports are much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Then you'd think I'd learn to quit trying to be diplomatic, and not name names, when all that achieves is the wrong people thinking I was talking about them.
Or maybe I was my usual muddle. Please don't make me read myself again.
Anyhow, this: I thought "WebSurfer" should be mildly admonished that gushing is not a review. And the rest of the board should realize that half the so-called reviews that turn up here are little better.
I thought Lion had a point, and I understand the frustration. On the other hand, it isn't like Teresa isn't praised to the skies around here, too. I also think that if one wants to say "Abby is too slick, and Teresa is the real deal" one should say so by reviewing them and explaining why, not telling everyone else they've got it wrong. This isn't Rotisserie Baseball. Or if it is I'm doing it wrong.
I thought Mr. Jharbaugh was just trying to be boorish, or trying to be funny and failing. I had no problem with you taking him to task for it. Most senior members' posts are a lot more valuable than mine. I might take issue with them, but I appreciate the wisdom.
And I expected this would become How Dare You Say Abby Missed An Appointment II. Something I hoped to avoid.
[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1292813]Oh so you think you are in the 0. 1. Don't you wish! Question for you, is she the only one in Central Indiana you haven't seen? Wouldn't that make her in the 0. 1 percentile not you? Of course I know for a fact that 2N, (who by the way only calls you and never calls me) hasn't seen her. FF.
He gets the stupid phone calls. You get my company at strip clubs drinking beer and licking some cute tities. Now, who's the winner here?
I would love to see Abbey, but I got a date this week with Cate at miss E's place. Wonder if she will join us too. I can only hope.
No I didn't make a left turn, I know I'm still on the Indy forum.
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Try LV FEVER I've already got a couple days of fun lined up for my trip in a couple wks.
Didn't take much time and research.
TN
With some help from a member on here, I was able to reconnect with Kelly, the real Kelly Courtney. She has posted on ad on this site with her email address that is how she prefers to be contacted. The ads on BP are not her. I had been a previous friend of hers a couple of years ago, but we were both cautious before phone numbers exchanged. We were able to meet the next night. As soon as she opened the door, we both recognized each other and I knew I was in for a classy time with a very classy lady. The word classy cannot be overused with her. She is a lady and it was a very enjoyable evening. It is so nice to spend time with an intelligent charming and very attractive lady.
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[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1292813]Oh so you think you are in the 0. 1. Don't you wish! Question for you, is she the only one in Central Indiana you haven't seen? Wouldn't that make her in the 0. 1 percentile not you? Of course I know for a fact that 2N, (who by the way only calls you and never calls me) hasn't seen her. FF.[/QUOTE]He gets the stupid phone calls. You get my company at strip clubs drinking beer and licking some cute tities. Now, who's the winner here?
I would love to see Abbey, but I got a date this week with Cate at miss E's place. Wonder if she will join us too. I can only hope.[/QUOTE]I am a winner with your company no doubt. He is the looser because he never shares our company when you are in town.
FF.
PS. So when are you coming into town to check out some new freckles and more?
[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1293890]I am a winner with your company no doubt. He is the looser because he never shares our company when you are in town.
FF.
PS. So when are you coming into town to check out some new freckles and more?[/QUOTE]I'm feeling a man crush. I didn't even like broken back mountin.
Seriously, I'm trying to make it there to spend some relax time. But lately I'm in and gone. Same Tuesday. Well maybe, I'll call ILLAP and let him know. (kidding)