Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chillah]So I'm a newbie to the whole concept of AMPs, about to turn 21, heard about them, been curious, but been too broke to ever do anything about my curiousity. And now well that's different. So basically, is there anyone that can help me out with some info? I. E good establishments, girl recommendations, locations, general process for things to go smoothly, general tips, etc.

And yes I know "RTFF", I tried that, I spend all day at work looking at a computer screen as is, just want to see if theres anyone who can help me out via private message, so I can save myself some time and aggrevation, and finally go and have myself a pleasant AMP experience.

Thanks in advance to anyone who's actually willing to help me out.[/QUOTE]
You're about to turn 21? Go to a bar, get drunk, find your self one night stand, stop wasting your time at computer. Enjoy life. You can find(and pay) woman your mothers age anytime later. Unless, ofcourse, you like well aged steak. When I was your age, I was out to party, wouldn't even think to pay to get laid.

Well I think I am going to try "the flower" or the "Far East Fog"(ha. How is that for being cryptic? LOL) I just haven't decided which one yet. Thanks Bum, Bull, and Flash for the help. I feel like going in will be my first day of high school or something. LOL.

New to this board and my first visit in the DC area. Past experience is mostly NJ. The other night I got myself psyched up to finally try a place out. This one had the best rep. Somehow by the morning I was no longer anxiously in the mood. But the timing was good so I followed through anyway.

The neighborhood may come off as ghetto but in fact there are two schools nearby. While I don't make it a habit to park close by, the mamasan encouraged me to park right behind next time. You can read elsewhere how to find the place. Wasn't hard if you're looking in the right direction.

I called ahead and confirmed it was a good time to drop in. When I got there the mamasan was very friendly. She asked if this was my first time here and I did not lie. With some friendly negotiation I kept the repeat customer discount nonetheless. The place looks very new and clean.

I did not have a chance to preview the girls. Mine was in her 20's, with an attractive face and large top. Short and a bit on the large side but not flabby. I want to say "Candy" but honestly I'm not sure. Definitely not Lucy; who has gotten so much attention.

The TS was very thorough. Took a solid 20 mins. I ended up shuttled into the sauna but asked to stay just 5 mins. Just not my thing and anyway it wasn't exactly hot. Back in the room for some stretching and medium pressure, "OK", back work. For the rest, she was completely accommodating and with no discussion (more on that below). Some parts well done, some parts more mechanical. Again, I wasn't really in the right mood so I wouldn't recommend against trying her out.

Some negatives: she kept the lights up for most of the session. I had to ask to dim them. She dimmed further towards the end. I wonder if this is some sort of safety measure on their part. I prefer a place that uses lots of hot towels during the massage. And I don't mind oil. She used a dry towel instead to provide lubrication for the massage. The other thing: I came in for one thing but ended up with another because basically her English was too poor to be specific. Again, she was very accommodating. But the customer wants what the customer wants. So I'll ask for someone else next time.

Big positive. The session was far from rushed. Ended slightly over the hour.coming on a quiet afternoon may have helped in this department.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]You're about to turn 21? Go to a bar, get drunk, find your self one night stand, stop wasting your time at computer. Enjoy life. You can find(and pay) woman your mothers age anytime later. Unless, ofcourse, you like well aged steak. When I was your age, I was out to party, wouldn't even think to pay to get laid.[/QUOTE]I am turning 21 and I AM going to the bar, getting drunk, and finding myself a one night stand. But the thing is I've been doing all that for years now, and while I'm working on the threesome experience, I want to have the AMP experience atleast once just because that's the kind of person I am, I want to experience everything. I don't mind spending money, afterall I work 8hrs a day so I can spoil myself from time to time. I get laid enough without having to pay, but I'm in need of a massage so figured why not just go ahead and pay for AMP.

So, after what seemed like a climb to the top of Mt. Everest, I finally reached the door. Made me feel secure to see cameras and to hear the locks coming off the door once i hit the bell.

Mamasan was VERY friendly and warm...asked me if I wanted some water (guess she could see I was winded). I then asked if I could use the rest room, she smiled and said yes. I used the rest room, washed my hands and she ushered me into a room. As soon as the door closed to my room, I heard another monger ring the bell.

Anyway, enters Michelle. She seemed like late 20's/early 30's, small breast but a nice firm round backside. She had on a tight blue and black dress and smiled at me gently. She asked if this was my first time and I was very honest. She could probably see I was nervous anyway.

Her english was broken. She asked me had I paid, I said no, and gave her the house fee (.7). She asked me did I want a shower, I said no for I just showered before I came (should i have said yes fellas???) Anyway, she stepped out for a min, and came back. She rubbed her hands on my back for like 2 mins before she squatted down beside me and asked me what do you want.

"What do you have?" I asked.

She just looked at me and kinda shrugged and smiled like she had no clue. So, I went direct and said "I want you". Again, I got the shrug. The I said "I want everything you have to offer." Again...the shrug. I felt so STUPID for not knowing WHAT to say!

So I just started to rub her leg. When I did that, she pointed and asked if I wanted that. I said yes. Then she made another gesture and asked "that?" I said yes. As I went to discuss the price, she hushed me and told me to "show her"

I understood what she meant, so we negotiated and we settled on .8 (though she told me "just this time").

So we went to a CBJ followed by FS. When finished, I was cleaned off, hugged, and walked to the door.

That was it. There it was. I would say it was a good experience but would LOVE some pointers as how not to seem like an idiot or stupid the next time I go! lol

Oh and Michelle wasn't the greatest in looks but her body was like WHOA!!! Very VERY nice!

[QUOTE=Dczodd]So, after what seemed like a climb to the top of Mt. Everest, I finally reached the door. Made me feel secure to see cameras and to hear the locks coming off the door once i hit the bell.

Her english was broken. She asked me had I paid, I said no, and gave her the house fee (.7). She asked me did I want a shower, I said no for I just showered before I came (should i have said yes fellas???) Anyway, she stepped out for a min, and came back. She rubbed her hands on my back for like 2 mins before she squatted down beside me and asked me what do you want.

"What do you have?" I asked.

She just looked at me and kinda shrugged and smiled like she had no clue. So, I went direct and said "I want you". Again, I got the shrug. The I said "I want everything you have to offer." Again...the shrug. I felt so STUPID for not knowing WHAT to say!

So I just started to rub her leg. When I did that, she pointed and asked if I wanted that. I said yes. Then she made another gesture and asked "that?" I said yes. As I went to discuss the price, she hushed me and told me to "show her"

I understood what she meant, so we negotiated and we settled on .8 (though she told me "just this time").

So we went to a CBJ followed by FS. When finished, I was cleaned off, hugged, and walked to the door.

That was it. There it was. I would say it was a good experience but would LOVE some pointers as how not to seem like an idiot or stupid the next time I go! lol

Oh and Michelle wasn't the greatest in looks but her body was like WHOA!!! Very VERY nice![/QUOTE]You should always take the shower offer.

I ask you, is there any way to slow up, or warm up Alex at HH? Has anyone ever been successful in that dept?

She answers all questions with as few words as possible, service is quickly done for a few min. and when things don't work properly as there is no mood, it's quick to the HR, counts the money in front of you, no eye contact, in and out in 30 min. She doesn't even pretend that she wants to be there. And I'm not one for pretense usually, but damn!

She was the only one I saw there until the end. A shorter brunette was there as well. She would have been better. ANYONE would have been better! (But I was in a rush, actually, so maybe not. Not that she knew!)

Who else is at HH these days? Any info would be appreciated. Willing to go back but not to Alex. PM if you have to.

Always take the table shower!

That is the best ice breaker there is!

JJ

[QUOTE=Dczodd]So, after what seemed like a climb to the top of Mt. Everest, I finally reached the door. Made me feel secure to see cameras and to hear the locks coming off the door once i hit the bell.

Mamasan was VERY friendly and warm...asked me if I wanted some water (guess she could see I was winded). I then asked if I could use the rest room, she smiled and said yes. I used the rest room, washed my hands and she ushered me into a room. As soon as the door closed to my room, I heard another monger ring the bell.

Anyway, enters Michelle. She seemed like late 20's/early 30's, small breast but a nice firm round backside. She had on a tight blue and black dress and smiled at me gently. She asked if this was my first time and I was very honest. She could probably see I was nervous anyway.

Her english was broken. She asked me had I paid, I said no, and gave her the house fee (.7). She asked me did I want a shower, I said no for I just showered before I came (should i have said yes fellas???) Anyway, she stepped out for a min, and came back. She rubbed her hands on my back for like 2 mins before she squatted down beside me and asked me what do you want.

"What do you have?" I asked.

She just looked at me and kinda shrugged and smiled like she had no clue. So, I went direct and said "I want you". Again, I got the shrug. The I said "I want everything you have to offer." Again...the shrug. I felt so STUPID for not knowing WHAT to say!

So I just started to rub her leg. When I did that, she pointed and asked if I wanted that. I said yes. Then she made another gesture and asked "that?" I said yes. As I went to discuss the price, she hushed me and told me to "show her"

I understood what she meant, so we negotiated and we settled on .8 (though she told me "just this time").

So we went to a CBJ followed by FS. When finished, I was cleaned off, hugged, and walked to the door.

That was it. There it was. I would say it was a good experience but would LOVE some pointers as how not to seem like an idiot or stupid the next time I go! lol

Oh and Michelle wasn't the greatest in looks but her body was like WHOA!!! Very VERY nice![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exclient]I ask you, is there any way to slow up, or warm up Alex at HH? Has anyone ever been successful in that dept?

She answers all questions with as few words as possible, service is quickly done for a few min. and when things don't work properly as there is no mood, it's quick to the HR, counts the money in front of you, no eye contact, in and out in 30 min. She doesn't even pretend that she wants to be there. And I'm not one for pretense usually, but damn!

She was the only one I saw there until the end. A shorter brunette was there as well. She would have been better. ANYONE would have been better! (But I was in a rush, actually, so maybe not. Not that she knew!)

Who else is at HH these days? Any info would be appreciated. Willing to go back but not to Alex. PM if you have to.[/QUOTE]Hh has always been the typical hit and miss spot. 1) because they have so few providers and 2)because their providers don't stay very long, so there's always new girls in the rotation. The ONLY upside of that place is the variety of the races of woman you get. Most seem to be European, although I have ran into a hispanic and there was reports of an Ethiopian working there, at some point. I haven't been in a minute, so I don't know how reliable my intel would be, but you can scan back though my post history and see a few names of providers I've seen. HJ are what most of the girls seem to want to get by doing; least amount of actual work for the money. Rarely you'll get one that will accomodate you on all levels, but you'll probably have a better chance at hitting the Power-ball this weekend than getting true AMP-type service at this spot. I'm quite sure that a few months back when all the AMP's were gone, this place was making all the bank, but lucky now things in DC seem to be back on the right track. This is a true YMMV establishment. In fact, they should change their name to that!

You bring up another point; how do you guys handle rude/un-enthusiastic providers? I read a lot of reports, especially in the BP threads, about girls rushing you; not wanting to do this; having an attitude. I've been blessed in that department. Of all the years I've been in the hobby, I can probably count on one hand that I've had a somewhat rude/un-enthusiatic provider. Usually when I catch wind of it, I'll say something like: "Look, if you're having a bad day, or this is how you do things then maybe I should see someone else 'cause I'm not here for that. I can get 'that' (attitude) at home for free. ". And 9 times out of 10, the girl will realize what I'm saying and will at least act as though she's providing a service for a paying customer. See alot of girls are so used to guys accommodating to their needs outside of work, all their lives, they take that same mentality into the business and forget that it is just that; a business. Where they have to accommodate us via having ample customer service skills. Some girls don't feel they have to be polite and whatnot, simple because they feel most of us are just desperate for that 'release' which is why you read about 'bait and switches' and other type issues all the time. If more guys would speak up, and set the girls attitude straight, whether it be a date, or at an AMP, you'd see less of these type of problems 'cause the girls won't make any money unless they get their game in order.

Remember, woman respect a manly man that speaks up, not a wimp.

[QUOTE=Chillah]I am turning 21 and I AM going to the bar, getting drunk, and finding myself a one night stand. But the thing is I've been doing all that for years now, and while I'm working on the threesome experience, I want to have the AMP experience atleast once just because that's the kind of person I am, I want to experience everything. I don't mind spending money, afterall I work 8hrs a day so I can spoil myself from time to time. I get laid enough without having to pay, but I'm in need of a massage so figured why not just go ahead and pay for AMP.[/QUOTE]


Good luck with your hunt. Most AMPs do not want to service 18-24 year olds. If you look older the better chance you have with that.

They are not in the business of spotting fake IDs, and are so scared someone is going to send in a minor and they will have big trouble, so it does not matter if your ID says you are 21. If you look too young, most places will turn you away.

I sincerely hope you have good luck and find a spot that will take you in.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Good luck with your hunt. Most AMPs do not want to service 18-24 year olds. If you look older the better chance you have with that.

They are not in the business of spotting fake IDs, and are so scared someone is going to send in a minor and they will have big trouble, so it does not matter if your ID says you are 21. If you look too young, most places will turn you away.

I sincerely hope you have good luck and find a spot that will take you in.

Take care.[/QUOTE]Speaking as a young monger, I can only partially verify what BB is saying. Most places are more on edge when a young man comes through the door. What you need to do, in this case, is just be confident. The more nervous and halting you are, the more your inexperience shows and makes the AMP residents nervous. Just act like you know what you're doing, though (and name drop a couple of places you've already been to) and you can get to the TS.

From there, it's all about being bold, but polite. Younger guys are at a disadvantage because A) they're probably less experienced with the scene and B) they could be a trap, and still not look like LE. I ask you, what do vets have that newbies don't? Confidence. Confidence that they will get what they want and confidence that if they don't that they can leave. Project that confidence and it gets easier.

I admit that I have experimented with this. Granted, I've looked like I'm in my mid 20's since hitting puberty, but by no means do I look like the typical monger age. I've presented my age as everywhere on the 20-35 spectrum, played "nervous first timer," "long time vet who started young," etc. What works best for the young guys is emotional honesty. Nervous? Say so - you can be a guy who doesn't do this sort of thing often, and that often works great. That angle has gotten me FS at a few places that supposedly don't offer it.

TL;DR: Don't be an ass, be polite, but firm with the girl about what you want. Take the TS, chat, and be human

I'll be visiting DC and was interested in trying some of the local flavor. I won't have a car, so I'd be interested in locations near Metro stops (I'll be near the Friendship Heights area). I prefer private incall locations (mssg + HE) as opposed to spas. I've done some searches with not much luck. Can anyone provide some intel on some of these (name, location, last 4), or give some better suggestions?

Sara (Pentagon) x0524
Thai Mssg (Dunn Loring-Merr) x5036
Spicy & Hot/Sexy & Best, 4-hand aval (Rosslyn) x3660
Vanessa (Van Ness) x7389

Thanks in advance,
CnB.

[QUOTE=Cavetroll]Speaking as a young monger, I can only partially verify what BB is saying. Most places are more on edge when a young man comes through the door. What you need to do, in this case, is just be confident. The more nervous and halting you are, the more your inexperience shows and makes the AMP residents nervous. Just act like you know what you're doing, though (and name drop a couple of places you've already been to) and you can get to the TS.

From there, it's all about being bold, but polite. Younger guys are at a disadvantage because A) they're probably less experienced with the scene and B) they could be a trap, and still not look like LE. I ask you, what do vets have that newbies don't? Confidence. Confidence that they will get what they want and confidence that if they don't that they can leave. Project that confidence and it gets easier.

I admit that I have experimented with this. Granted, I've looked like I'm in my mid 20's since hitting puberty, but by no means do I look like the typical monger age. I've presented my age as everywhere on the 20-35 spectrum, played "nervous first timer," "long time vet who started young," etc. What works best for the young guys is emotional honesty. Nervous? Say so - you can be a guy who doesn't do this sort of thing often, and that often works great. That angle has gotten me FS at a few places that supposedly don't offer it.

TL;DR: Don't be an ass, be polite, but firm with the girl about what you want. Take the TS, chat, and be human[/QUOTE]

Don't accept any bullshit people throw your way either. The rate is the rate and has been that forever, so don't get suckered by the upsell. Ask to see the girls. Smack mamasan on the ass. Be cool.

I remember the first time I went to an AMP, I was 20 (turning 21 in a week), and got told to go away. Came back with my fresh ID and made a point to just be at ease with things. Now there's no turning back.

Nice trip down to this location. First time there. easy to find. I too metro since I knew parking is difficult to find but I do like the area. Great foods in the area. Anyway. 4 flights of stairs shit that takes a bit out of you.

Get led to room. As first time, yup. In comes in a very nice woman. petite. Not much personality though. Wash was uneventful, massage was short and boring. Flip was more enlightening and where she shines. I was happy and relaxed.

We did some casual talk for a bit before leaving. 35 minutes total. Not bad for a lunch break. On the way out saw a taller, curly hair girl that was a bit older but looked slamming body. Anyway, I would go back

I went to Camelot and settled for a rectangular table for my pre-4th fireworks.

It was June in July, pretty, skinny, pleasant. Took the half, took control of the explosion. I don't like the rooms or the location, a lot of noise from the places upstairs (didn't even know anyone was there, based on outward appearances). Might go back, request a lineup.