The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2586729]Maybe one day you'll learn not to play games with those who play them better. My cooter, as you put it, is worth more than yours any day of the week. And if A2 had a problem, or was repulsed, I'm sure he'd have said so. Now, I have better things to do, and I'm sure you have some crack to go smoke. So again, fuck you and have a nice evening.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2586316]Who parades a review like oh look I got one and look what he said? You with your fake reviews. Again no detail and not a dudes manner of writing. I've seen your nasty cooter shots and ONLY because I don't want to continue repulsing A2 I won't include the screen shot, but its pretty fucking nasty and I certainly wouldn't be bragging I put anything near that.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Ladies leave me out of it. I've never made a secret of my love for spinners with tits bigger than my head so Jenna and I would probably never do business but I recognize it's a big fucking world and some guys are into what she offers. We have a big fucking tent here at the USASG, there is room for everybody under it.

A2.

Been catching up on my reading of this great Forum, and thought I'd give a shout out to some of my favorite players.

[U]Mystical[/U]: Yes, those are her real Ta-Ta's. Only seen her once, but I never forget what is put in my face! And I love how they don't blink when I stare at them! When it's cold outside, she can key someone's car with those nipples! I need to get her over to my place sometime for a "soapy massage" in my playpen. She indicated she would enjoy that!

[U]JennaD[/U]: Thanks for all the photos, videos, and text snapshots. Keep up the good work. I've always thought that those lips of yours would look and feel great wrapped around Yrag Jr. I may just have to find out one day!

[U]Vino[/U]: My old buddy (a fellow Izzy connoisseur) appears to be the only adult in the room. A very wise man, he was sure spot-on with his last post about Chris5. Below are a few of my best Izzy pics, just for you Vino! I know you miss her just as much as I do.

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[U]Chris5[/U]: Well, he's STILL just Chris5. Vino said it best, so no need for me to even address it. It's just too bad Chris5's parents were afflicted with the worst of all STDs - [B][red]CHILDREN[/red][/B]!

[U]Swaganna[/U]:

([I]I was always taught if I didn't have anything nice to say, not to say anything at all.[/I]).

And BTW, I haven't seen Swaganna put up any of her own recent photos against those of JennaD. Swags wouldn't have the balls to post her own March 2015 mugshot, and admit it was her, [B][i]OR WOULD SHE?[/i][/B].

[U]Montes2[/U]: I have to admit that I "do" enjoy reading about your exploits, but I also have to agree with others who have said you try to "push" them on everyone else too much. I have been to Fantasyland I and II in Tampa, so I know what you're talking about and, YES, it IS fun. Reviewing your activities is one thing, but chastising others because they don't partake is quite another. To partake in swinger-like activities, you need to have a willing female participant, and those can be difficult to come by. There are more men "[I]who want to be[/I]" swingers than there are women "[I]who would try[/I]". And Hell, I'd love to screw my neighbor's wife, but I know he has a closet full of guns at his house, and that would be the end of that dream!

[U]Dahlia[/U]: And to my ATF, even though she doesn't [I]post[/I] in the Rat Trap (but I know she [I]reads[/I] it), I believe you have one of my "coupons" that is due to expire. You'll want to make use of it soon. This time we'll skip dinner, and get right to desert. Fifty Shades of Yrag! You've shown me the "benefits" part, so now I'm telling you I think we can be "friends"!

And with me being me, I couldn't end without a final picture.

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I'll leave it up to the readers to decide who's who. And is that our Rat Trap popcorn popper overheating in the background, or is that suppose to be an effigy of A2? LOL!

Wow, I wish I was as cool as you and had a girlfriend that fucked other guys while I watched and had a cool red bike and knew what the fuck it was.

So, tell me again, why do I care?

With every moronic post where you think you are king cock you do realize all you do is kill what little creds you every had? Don't you?

But, then again, you do know the highest form of fun.

Now, go fuck yourself.

Listen, there are a good bunch of guys here that share intel with the express purpose of finding good pussy and staying out of jail. We are all different. We don't all agree. But we all get along and all support each other in the hobby. Every now and then a moron comes along and pisses us off. Know what happens? They don't get intel and we all pick on them.

So, your call.

C3.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2586565]Their is a hierarchy of fun- motocross is below superbikes. I haven't heard from these others cause they know the truth. Just because you don't have a girl to take to Trapeze- don't get upset. You haven't been so how do you know- what is the highest form of fun. Girls don't ride superbikes. They drive S-10's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] But, then again, you do know the highest form of fun.

Now, go fuck yourself.[/QUOTE]So your sayn Montes2 is a Hermaphrodite?

Well I will be damned, your right he does know the highest form of fun!!

So technically he can run solo at these swinger clubs, WOW just think of the possibilities!

And dude Montes, what is up with that fuqn clown outfit?? Are you on your way to tie balloon animals at some unfortunate kids bday?

Oh and let's not overlook those very stylish Florsheim shoes, nice touch.

It looks like you have it all figured out, thanks for coming on here and setting the bar for us.

I am going to seriously have to rethink things.

'The little monger that could' never fails (insert golf clap).

[QUOTE=Camera3;2587182]Wow, I wish I was as cool as you and had a girlfriend that fucked other guys while I watched and had a cool red bike and knew what the fuck it was.

So, tell me again, why do I care?

With every moronic post where you think you are king cock you do realize all you do is kill what little creds you every had? Don't you?

But, then again, you do know the highest form of fun.

Now, go fuck yourself.

Listen, there are a good bunch of guys here that share intel with the express purpose of finding good pussy and staying out of jail. We are all different. We don't all agree. But we all get along and all support each other in the hobby. Every now and then a moron comes along and pisses us off. Know what happens? They don't get intel and we all pick on them.

So, your call.

C3.[/QUOTE]You curse because you can't do it. I understand that, I guess that would be my response- if I couldn't do it also. But another way would be to actually try to do what I do. You could build a porch with a Jacuzzi and fireplace and 12' long bed surrounded by mirrors and a pond and a waterfall and pretend you were me. $20,000 later you could post pictures of your build and then go on SDC. And have the nerds in the rat hole look up all the couples we've been with. Then you could drool and curse even more than you do now. I am not Chris 5 and you'd better learn that. My Pm box fills every week and the bike is a Yamaha are-6. Any day Any night Anytime baby. ANYTIME! See ya Camie.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2587237]So your sayn Montes2 is a Hermaphrodite?

Well I will be damned, your right he does know the highest form of fun!!

So technically he can run solo at these swinger clubs, WOW just think of the possibilities!

And dude Montes, what is up with tha fuqn clown outfit?? Are you on your way to make balloon animals at some unfortunate kids bday?

Oh and let's not overlook those very stylish Florsheim shoes, nice touch.

It looks like you have it all figured out, thanks for coming on here and setting the bar for us.

I am going to seriously have to rethink things.

'The little monger that could' never fails (insert golf clap).[/QUOTE]Show it. That's all you have to do to get rid of those nerd pussy lips. Camie can't do it. Neither can you. You don't have a Jacuzzi, a double sided fireplace, a superbike- what do you have to show except your gaping mouth as you see and hear about my level of fun. Sorry that all you can do is write words- but not have anything to back them up. Anyday Any night Any time Farm Girl. Anytime.

I was asked for help by my good friend, his hot asian UTR has a bucket list, next on her menu is a 3 some, I as a good friend offered to help, low and behold she wants the third to be at least 9", so I'm a little short. It obvoius there are some real studs in the rat trap so let me know if any of you big boys want to help out a cute little spinner.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;2587350]I was asked for help by my good friend, his hot asian UTR has a bucket list, next on her menu is a 3 some, I as a good friend offered to help, low and behold she wants the third to be at least 9", so I'm a little short. It obvoius there are some real studs in the rat trap so let me know if any of you big boys want to help out a cute little spinner.[/QUOTE]Montes2 and Chris5 should be able to help.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2586951]Been catching up on my reading of this great Forum, and thought I'd give a shout out to some of my favorite players.

[U]Mystical[/U]: Yes, those are her real Ta-Ta's. Only seen her once, but I never forget what is put in my face! And I love how they don't blink when I stare at them! When it's cold outside, she can key someone's car with those nipples! I need to get her over to my place sometime for a "soapy massage" in my playpen. She indicated she would enjoy that!

[U]JennaD[/U]: Thanks for all the photos, videos, and text snapshots. Keep up the good work. I've always thought that those lips of yours would look and feel great wrapped around Yrag Jr. I may just have to find out one day!

[U]Vino[/U]: My old buddy (a fellow Izzy connoisseur) appears to be the only adult in the room. A very wise man, he was sure spot-on with his last post about Chris5. Below are a few of my best Izzy pics, just for you Vino! I know you miss her just as much as I do.

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[U]Chris5[/U]: Well, he's STILL just Chris5. Vino said it best, so no need for me to even address it. It's just too bad Chris5's parents were afflicted with the worst of all STDs - [B][red]CHILDREN[/red][/B]!

[U]Swaganna[/U]:

([I]I was always taught if I didn't have anything nice to say, not to say anything at all.[/I]).

And BTW, I haven't seen Swaganna put up any of her own recent photos against those of JennaD. Swags wouldn't have the balls to post her own March 2015 mugshot, and admit it was her, [B][i]OR WOULD SHE?[/i][/B].

[U]Montes2[/U]: I have to admit that I "do" enjoy reading about your exploits, but I also have to agree with others who have said you try to "push" them on everyone else too much. I have been to Fantasyland I and II in Tampa, so I know what you're talking about and, YES, it IS fun. Reviewing your activities is one thing, but chastising others because they don't partake is quite another. To partake in swinger-like activities, you need to have a willing female participant, and those can be difficult to come by. There are more men "[I]who want to be[/I]" swingers than there are women "[I]who would try[/I]". And Hell, I'd love to screw my neighbor's wife, but I know he has a closet full of guns at his house, and that would be the end of that dream!

[U]Dahlia[/U]: And to my ATF, even though she doesn't [I]post[/I] in the Rat Trap (but I know she [I]reads[/I] it), I believe you have one of my "coupons" that is due to expire. You'll want to make use of it soon. This time we'll skip dinner, and get right to desert. Fifty Shades of Yrag! You've shown me the "benefits" part, so now I'm telling you I think we can be "friends"!

And with me being me, I couldn't end without a final picture.

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I'll leave it up to the readers to decide who's who. And is that our Rat Trap popcorn popper overheating in the background, or is that suppose to be an effigy of A2? LOL![/QUOTE]Than the other nerds on here. To admit you actually tried something- besides writing mean spirited posts. If you go to fantasyland with a girl. It is a most wonderful experience- Trapeze is even better. I don't push these ideas on anyone I'm just relating my experience compared to what is talked about here. You are heads and shoulders above the rest- in understanding this.

My name continues to mentioned on this thread and may I add that it is not in a good way! Good! That means I am doing something correct! The Rat Trap characters and fake useless so called mongers is simply pathetic. Most guys on here have been on this board for many many years. I have mongered all over Florida and in my opinion the Orlando guy's are the worst of the worst. The whining, complaining, crying like girls, and most of all over paying for pussy. The so called senior members here are a joke. Completely useless and old. Reminds me of a big swimming pool full of beautiful turquoise sparkling water. And Chris5 pulls out his dick and takes a long piss in it! LOL! This was an exclusive club here until I came along and told all you bastards to KISS my ass!

So no I don't care to be liked or part of any team here. The over paying is ridiculous. I hear of guy's paying 200 to 300 coins for a session and are kicked out in 20 minutes or less. This is unacceptable to me. MONGERS control this hobby. I refuse to teach you clowns how to negotiate so please stop PM me! I will not respond. I'm not here to share shit! I'm the one on the ground and out in the field doing my thing. I will not give info to lazy fake mongers. You're on your own. You want to spend 300 coins on a rub girl? Be my guest. The trail is full of girl's yet you clowns belittle them. Just the other day I met a nice thick blonde on the trail who after our date she asked politely for some ice cream.

Now normally I would of said no I'm in a rush and goodbye. However it was hot outside. So instead of going to an expensive gas station for ice cream I pulled into a burger king and bought her a 50 cent ice cream cone. The girl was so happy at my gesture that she was almost in tears thanking me for being so kind. She has since texted me repeatedly begging to see me again! The girl's love me! That's something you clowns will NEVER understand. It does not take a lot of cash to make these girl's happy.

Shouts out to my BFF in Daytona. Fine sexy ass Savanna! Also a real quick list of my favorite poster's. That would be Savanna, Stroking Joe and Montes! Short fucking list! By the way dahlia if you're reading this I say to you fuck you AND your pussy!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2587546]My name continues to mentioned on this thread and may I add that it is not in a good way! Good! That means I am doing something correct! The Rat Trap characters and fake useless so called mongers is simply pathetic. Most guys on here have been on this board for many many years. I have mongered all over Florida and in my opinion the Orlando guy's are the worst of the worst. The whining, complaining, crying like girls, and most of all over paying for pussy. The so called senior members here are a joke. Completely useless and old. Reminds me of a big swimming pool full of beautiful turquoise sparkling water. And Chris5 pulls out his dick and takes a long piss in it! LOL! This was an exclusive club here until I came along and told all you bastards to KISS my ass!

So no I don't care to be liked or part of any team here. The over paying is ridiculous. I hear of guy's paying 200 to 300 coins for a session and are kicked out in 20 minutes or less. This is unacceptable to me. MONGERS control this hobby. I refuse to teach you clowns how to negotiate so please stop PM me! I will not respond. I'm not here to share shit! I'm the one on the ground and out in the field doing my thing. I will not give info to lazy fake mongers. You're on your own. You want to spend 300 coins on a rub girl? Be my guest. The trail is full of girl's yet you clowns belittle them. Just the other day I met a nice thick blonde on the trail who after our date she asked politely for some ice cream.

Now normally I would of said no I'm in a rush and goodbye. However it was hot outside. So instead of going to an expensive gas station for ice cream I pulled into a burger king and bought her a 50 cent ice cream cone. The girl was so happy at my gesture that she was almost in tears thanking me for being so kind. She has since texted me repeatedly begging to see me again! The girl's love me! That's something you clowns will NEVER understand. It does not take a lot of cash to make these girl's happy.

Shouts out to my BFF in Daytona. Fine sexy ass Savanna! Also a real quick list of my favorite poster's. That would be Savanna, Stroking Joe and Montes! Short fucking list! By the way dahlia if you're reading this I say to you fuck you AND your pussy!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]They talk about us and what we do- but never say what they do for fun. Not once -not never. Post something about what you do for fun. Post pictures of what you do for fun. Not one time. Not one TIME. Not one fucking time. OMG just one time talk about what you do for fun. Please.

The nice chairs and the fancy curtain rod were included in the 20k?

[QUOTE=Montes2;2587240]You curse because you can't do it. I understand that, I guess that would be my response- if I couldn't do it also. But another way would be to actually try to do what I do. You could build a porch with a Jacuzzi and fireplace and 12' long bed surrounded by mirrors and a pond and a waterfall and pretend you were me. $20,000 later you could post pictures of your build and then go on SDC. And have the nerds in the rat hole look up all the couples we've been with. Then you could drool and curse even more than you do now. I am not Chris 5 and you'd better learn that. My Pm box fills every week and the bike is a Yamaha are-6. Any day Any night Anytime baby. ANYTIME! See ya Camie.[/QUOTE]

As reported before, there is no better place for a good Chicago Dog that Hot Dog Heaven. But, I just have to report, that tube steak at Costco is the best deal in town. Long dog, add catchup, deli mustard, relish and onions, a cup of Mountain Dew and, there you have it, am amazing meal for a buck fifty.

Any other suggestions?

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2587918]As reported before, there is no better place for a good Chicago Dog that Hot Dog Heaven. But, I just have to report, that tube steak at Costco is the best deal in town. Long dog, add catchup, deli mustard, relish and onions, a cup of Mountain Dew and, there you have it, am amazing meal for a buck fifty.

Any other suggestions?

C3.[/QUOTE]To have fun with a hot dog. Go to Lowe's and while your girlfriend is in buying laundry detergent. You sneak a Polish dog and a Fanta grape into your mouth and she'll never know the difference. See.