Alana. A Wasted Time Waster
Made an appointment to see the now famous Alana. She was polite and enthusiastic over the phone. Got to her seedy hotel at the appointed time. Called, no response, texted, no response, called again, no response. After 30 minutes called again. This time Alana answered and was totally wasted. She had no idea who I was or any memory of our appointment. I think she told me that someone had stolen her car. It's hard to understand her because she speaks so softly and probably is wasted. In any event she starts sobbing uncontrollably and, of course, can not see me. I wished her the best and told her that I hoped things worked out for her and left. At approximately 2:30 in the morning after I had been asleep for several hours she texted me with a rather incoherent message saying some nasty things about the person who referred me to her. I will never go see her. .