Massage Parlor Reports

Members,

I would really like to hear about your new and old experiences. It would help me learn about what makes you guys tick. We dont always have new info to post. For this reason, I ask if you can please write about your experiences. The topic may be relateable to some other member. I am new and in no way want to change the way this site works. All I am saying is that if I read about what you like about a spa, or certain girl, I can eventually provide recommendations. I would hope for the same. For ex. If I go to a spa and see a particular girls type for Chi Guy or Donny D, then I could post it. I like reading posts even if the info may seem repetitive. We are here to have fun. I know I am!

As you know, I visit the same spas and want to help with parking descriptions in case you are not familiar with area. Lisunia has parking (but limited) in back of building. You could try parking in front, but there are one hour meters. Harlem ave has a lot of cars passing by so you may want to avoid. There is a side street directly behiind buikding. It does not require a Elmwood Park Pass. There is also parking at Harlem furniture about one block north of lisunia. Gunnison, a lot that may fit 20 cars right next to blg. Also a grocery store across st. United Salon, parking lot only has about 4 legitimate spots. One is on side of bldg near alley. Could be potential for your car getting hit. The side streets require a pass. On weekends it is okay to park in front of bldg in spots that have signs for other business in next buikding, New Look has parking in back for about 30 cars. It is safe and you can enter in back door. Irenes, you can park in small convenience store lot on side of blg. Go to dunkin donuts

Sorry. I ran out of character space. Go to dunkin donuts, get a fe napkins and place it on dash board to make it seem like you are going there in case IRENES lasts longer than one hour. Otherwise, Park on side street in front of building. The bldg is across from a park. Too far away from balls hitting your car. Serenity Spa, the lot is tight. I went during rush hour and had to park really close to another car. Potential for car nicks. Divine, if you can't park in the 5 car lot in back, then avoid it. Don't park on Fullerton ave because lots of traffic. Don't park on Austin because parking in front of condos is limited and tight. Ohare girls, plenty of parking on property. No worries. Hotshots, parking on side of building off of North Ave. However, avoid if you just washed your car. Very dusty and lots of white rocks on unpaved lot. Safe to park though. Exercise Spa, plenty of parking in shopping complex that bld is on. Very Safe. Carribean. Read my other post. Parking stinks off of Cicero avenue.

Divine Spa, Carribean Spa, and Tropical Spa on Western Avenue are Latina. A fellow member PM me and said TropicAl has the pretties girls. Don't get you hopes up high about Divine or Carribean, the girls are ok. There is a fake blonde Columbian at Divine with a nice bubble ass and d sized cans. Her name was maggie. She has olive colored skin, and wears tight brown top to show cleavage and tght grey pants with boots. I went on a Friday at 10am when they opened. She may still work there. She only gave me HE and topless. She charge 80 seperate of door fee.

Good Luck.

This is not an informative post. It is commentary, so please move to next post if you really looking for details. Thanks guys. To all others, Three weeks ago on Sat at 8am I went to United Salon. I was the first one in and Jenny was there. Jenny is always there sat at 8 am. Anyway, About 10 min in she started teasing and hears the door buzz. No one else is there so she pulls skirt down and goes to answer door. She takes someone to another room and asks him to wait. After she came back to me and 10 minutes later he left. I don't blame him. He has a need and does not want to wait. What stinks is that my massage and fun stunk. She was rushing to get to him. All I ask is that we either leave if someone is being worked on, or patiently wait quietly. I promise to do the same. We all want our turn and don't want it rushed. United Salon is one of the few that opens early. Jenny seems to be the only one around. Please keep this in mind. Afterall do we want to be 2nd after she just finished with someone 5 min ago!

Cherry ia 5 ft 2. Black and brown hair that falls just over mid sized cans. She wears a blue short sleeve shirt with a grey chinese symbol in front of the shirt. She wears tight black pants. She is very thin. The has beautiful eyes and stares at you directly in eyes as she strokes the stick. She does not rush. I was only able to touch cans and outside of pants. She was nice enough to tell me to take the el back downtown because there are no taxis that pass by. She was right. She held my hand as she walked me back to door. A nice touch. Although, Onway out, I saw hot Asian lady checking herself out in the mirror where they supposable cut hair.

There is a small ad in Friday 10.16.09 edition of Sun Times sports. It mentions new staff and special price of 50 dollars. Cut it out and use it if you go in next week or so. I doubt there is new staff. I dont doubt 50 dollars, but dont let girl make up difference in extras. Otherwise you make it up when you lower her tip. BTW, someone told me that sun times charges 300 dollars for each of those little ads in sports section. The week day avgs about 8 adds. The weekend avg about 3 ads. Cant wait for those adds to go away. I mean, I cant even read the times and enjoy the sports without peeking at the ads to see if there is anything new. See what I mean guys about my lack of will power.

Ivanna said if I call and book a regular massage (non VIP) she would still provide vip service. This will help lower the cost at the door. She doesn't care if place does not make the 90 dollars. She cares about what she makes. I like this bonus and add it to her tip. I guess I come out even, but at least my money goes to her and not lisunia. This may help if you visited her before. Visit her again and say something like, I wish I could pay you all the money instead of giving 90 to lisunia. Follow up with how hot she is and how she could make so much more on her own. Then lead to hey, the next time I visit, would you do vip if I ask for reg massage. I will tip good. I guess that is the drill but be more creative.compliment the girl alot then follow with a question to get the YES.

Does anybody now about a spa that's by River Oak Mall. Calumet City.

It's by 159 and 90.

This post is commentary. Please move on if you are in search of spa specifics. Thanks. The following is my opinion. Standard Tip should be whatever your income allows you to afford. There is no going rate. Don't let someone dictate to you how much at Asian or Latin Spa. Forget about American spa because you will never win with them. If a girl works hard to provide excellent massage and HE, reward her with the most you can. If she bends down to assit with socks, shoes and jacket, reward her because those acts are demeaning. If she makes you feel absolutely wanted during your session and you are happy, reward her. If 60 is what you can afford, then don't feel bad or argue with them. Politely say I don't make a lot of money and this is all I can afford. Realistically, if all you can afford is 40 tip, then you most likely will only get HE. If girls is a jerk, end the massage hand over 20 to 30 if it is in your means and leave. Don't be rude or argue, just politely say it all you can afford.

Nino, your posts have been pretty good up to now.

BUT, those last 2 aren't too good.

Tips should be based upon the quality service first <To Insure Prompt Service>
If you feel that you got exceptional service and are willing to compensate extra then income comes into play. Since this is a business the male hobbyists always need to think with the big head first and NEVER think that th eprovider is going to go to some different level just because of a better tip. While it might happen their job is to make us feel good and think that they are attracted to us.

As far as the VIP service, a post like that has a high possibility of giving you blue balls down the line if and when that gets back to her or someone at the spa. I suggest that you edit that post removing her name.

My .02

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Ivanna said if I call and book a regular massage (non VIP) she would still provide vip service. This will help lower the cost at the door. She doesn't care if place does not make the 90 dollars. She cares about what she makes. I like this bonus and add it to her tip. I guess I come out even, but at least my money goes to her and not lisunia. This may help if you visited her before. Visit her again and say something like, I wish I could pay you all the money instead of giving 90 to lisunia. Follow up with how hot she is and how she could make so much more on her own. Then lead to hey, the next time I visit, would you do vip if I ask for reg massage. I will tip good. I guess that is the drill but be more creative.compliment the girl alot then follow with a question to get the YES.[/QUOTE]

I don't understand why guys don't get it...I've been there several times.
The regular massage is no different then the VIP except with the regular it is $.6 and there is no happy ending.
With the VIP HE is automatically included...that's why they charge $.9
I never gave a tip for a VIP unless you choose the topless or nude option.
The girls there are the same as all the massage girls...trying to suck as much money out of your wallet as possible, and if you throw it at them, they will definitely take it. Every time I left there with no tip for a VIP, I never got any flack.
You are either a veteran monger....knowing your options or your are either a sap or you just like throwing your money away to impress the girls.....you work hard for your money and throw it away.... while other guys get the same service for the price of the massage and little or no tip.
Think about it....anytime an Asian babe asks how much you will tip....finish the massage and leave...they will eventually get the message.
Saps and guys with too much money spoiled the bitches to the level they are at now....a tip for a happy ending should never be discussed. The only discusion for a tip should other services that are offered.

[QUOTE=Carpe Dium]I don't understand why guys don't get it...I've been there several times.

The regular massage is no different then the VIP except with the regular it is $.6 and there is no happy ending.

With the VIP HE is automatically included...that's why they charge $.9.

I never gave a tip for a VIP unless you choose the topless or nude option.

The girls there are the same as all the massage girls...trying to suck as much money out of your wallet as possible, and if you throw it at them, they will definitely take it. Every time I left there with no tip for a VIP, I never got any flack.

You are either a veteran monger....knowing your options or your are either a sap or you just like throwing your money away to impress the girls.....you work hard for your money and throw it away.... while other guys get the same service for the price of the massage and little or no tip.

Think about it....anytime an Asian babe asks how much you will tip....finish the massage and leave...they will eventually get the message.

Saps and guys with too much money spoiled the bitches to the level they are at now....a tip for a happy ending should never be discussed. The only discusion for a tip should other services that are offered.[/QUOTE]All I can say is.... AMEN!

Whenever posters say they tip whatever they want, it kind of pisses me off. The reason I participate on this board is to see if we can, as a group, not overpay for services.

I don't have a lot of money to throw around. If some do, that's great. I want to get as much bang for my buck as possible, no pun intended.

Paying a door fee of more than .6-.65 is ridiculous in this environment. There are several places that only charge .5 for the hour. As far as the HE goes, anything more than .4 for HR is a disservice to everyone else on this board.

Considering that the actual massage service in most of these places is mediocre at best and laughable at worst, spending $ including HR is a pretty steep price to pay. I don't even want to get into the age and looks of a lot of providers.

They know why we're there, and we know why we're there. It's not too much to ask for reasonable service at reasonable prices. It's possible to keep costs at a manageable level. Just think, a couple of years ago .8 was the norm for the door fee. Frankly, anyone who pays that now is a sucker, even if the girl is a smokin' young hottie.

Checked out this place, as I keep seeing it advertised on BP. I was reluctant after TOFFT with the AMP that advertises being across from Millenium Park (previous post). Just wanted to share in case others are wondering.

***Grand Open Chinese Massage***
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_grand_open_chinese_massage_23/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3204904[/url]

Anyway...

Called for appt as listed. Some guy answers the phone and I tell him I'd be there in about 20min. He gives you the address and suite number. It's located in a regular commercial building, and listed as a massage/acupuncture place. You have to sign in with "security" once in the building, but they don't check ID. You could write Nino Torres if you like, and they wouldn't no the difference. So you go up to the suite and it looks like any other business. Inside is a reception area with adjoining rooms (w/ massage tables). There are two petite asian ladies. One is cuter in the face than the other. If you know how my luck runs. Then you don't have to ask which one I got. I wouldn't go so far as butterface, but not a cutie. Who cares, I'm not interested in taking a pics with her. So I pay the standard.65 for the hour massage. I brought $ with me, but kept the rest in my sock (learning from other posts). Once in the room, she leaves so I can get ready. I get totally undressed and put the towel around me. I didn't want to be totally exposed when she walked in. Poor girl may be afraid of snakes. Okay. Bad joke, but I didn't want to come on too strong and ruin it.

Phoebe (her name, by the way) comes back in. I'm immediately let down b/c she still has on the button down shirt and blue jeans. I could swear I see a more revealing top under the white shirt, but who knows. So far. I'm disappointed. I lay face down and she gets started. She gives me the 'ol "first time here? " question (as the guy over the phone did). I said yes, but mentioned that I was checking it out b/c I was looking for a place I could go regularly with good service, and not too far from work (hint hint. But it was too subtle. I don't think she got it).

So I'm face down and she removed the towel (good sign) and she gets started. I must say, the massage was MUCH better than I expected. The room was a little chilly, buy she had good hands. And I told her so. I give the massage an honest 7 or 8. Maybe an 8 if it were warmer in there. She was pretty good.

Time for the flip. Oh shit. Here comes the towel as I turn over. She places the towel in the proper place, then continues. So now I'm irritated, but the massage is still good. She give me the "first time here? " question again. So I tell her that I saw their ad and was hoping that I could find a good massage closer to work instead of going to chinatown (hint hint). She asked which places I've been, calling my bluff. I named place or two, including Xindy's. She knew that place. I think it put her a little at ease. I think there may be a little hope.

She hits the legs and starts to work around the inner thigh. No touching. But damn close. She finishes the legs, and asks if I want head massage or tummy. Well I'm no fool. I say tummy, then compliment her hands again and suggest she could massage me all over. She smiled a little. Maybe she got that hint. She works the tummy and her hands slowly start to creep down a little. She asks if this is okay. Hell yeah (no I didn't actually say hell yeah). The fingers slightly brush agains the right area, and somebody is standing at attention. I notice the towel is now just barely covering the happy place. She asks if I want "massage all over". Again. Hell yeah. She oils up for the HR. No mention of tip, negotiating, or anything. I can't call the HR enthusiastic. I looked at her and didn't get the feeling she was LOVING it. But it was damn good! No rush. Even took the time to give a little attention to the two little fellas down below. After the finish a hot towel clean up. The timer went off just as she finished cleaning, but she took the time to finish the massage on my arms for another 5 minutes. That was nice.

Pros: quiet location, good massage, HR, and no negotiating

Cons: No mutual touching, no sexy outfit, and doesn't look like there are any more extras.

After I got dressed, I tipped the.35 I had remaing for a $ experience. That seemed pretty standard from what I read in post. I also made sure she saw a little more cash I had to give her something to work for next time. She gave me her card and suggested I ask for her. Maybe things get even better for regulars. I think I may go another time or two to see. YMMV

P. S. I'm not a TOTAL rookie. But if there are any veteran's out there that think I got that tip thing wrong, let me know.

Happy hunting.