Massage Parlor Reports

Went by there last week and normally recieve a halfway decent massage before flip. Provider (don't know her name, didn't really care LOL) seemed nice and enjoyed giving a nice TS. Afterwards headed to the room, here's where It's getting silly. Normal house fee still 60. Laid down one Jackson. And requested my normal (granted I havn't visited in a year) and that wasn't enough for the entire tour. So. Pretty much she accepted it gave a Covered french lesson which was actually really good. And that was it. Hmmmm these prices there are plenty of indie girls that will do more. Anyways hope you all are playing safe and having fun!

[QUOTE=Jsol95]Went by there last week and normally recieve a halfway decent massage before flip. Provider (don't know her name, didn't really care LOL) seemed nice and enjoyed giving a nice TS. Afterwards headed to the room, here's where It's getting silly. Normal house fee still 60. Laid down one Jackson. And requested my normal (granted I havn't visited in a year) and that wasn't enough for the entire tour. So. Pretty much she accepted it gave a Covered french lesson which was actually really good. And that was it. Hmmmm these prices there are plenty of indie girls that will do more. Anyways hope you all are playing safe and having fun![/QUOTE]


I think you may have mistakenly posted a review for a Woodbridge VA spa on the DC board here. You want to post this on the Northern Virginia board.

Here is the link: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3958[/url]

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]I think you may have mistakenly posted a review for a Woodbridge VA spa on the DC board here. You want to post this on the Northern Virginia board.

Here is the link: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3958[/url][/QUOTE]Oops damn, my bad. Used to most "net forums" listing "dc area" covering nova. Sorry about that!

[QUOTE]FYI - I went by Shell Green today.

The door was locked, no one answered the doorbell, and no one is answering the phone.[/QUOTE]

Saturday, I spoke to them. Some inside issue, plumbing or who knows.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]Saturday, I spoke to them. Some inside issue, plumbing or who knows.[/QUOTE] Yeah, still operational. Called past few days. However, kept telling me to come later, only 1 girl. Said might be closed this weekend. Will give shot anyway and report.

[QUOTE=Vice Squad]I remember that place...right above the Subway Sammich Shop, near the firehouse. Great talent. Very nice atmospehere too... has it relocated? The mamsan was a great provider as well.[/QUOTE]


I remember that place too...CLASSIC. And, the mamasan was a true spinner... a little mature but she was one of the best BBBJ providers in DC.
Very nice deco, great atmosphere and clean. Was A John the owner? Nice!

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=398899#post398899[/url]

I got to visit a place in DC around 330 today. The music with Suzie was great at the beginning. But some customer started banging on the main door and said let me in. Mama said only 1 working come back 30 minutes. I could hear him asking more and more questions. I thought it was Jack Lord from Hawaii five-0. But no, it was just an impatient snot who seemed a little slow on the uptake. We got back to business, and I liked the sounds of the sax.

Name: Suzie
Looks: 7
Massage: 6
Service: 8
Attitude: 10
Overall: Good but rushed.

...regardless of how much we may not like it.

Far too much info traverses this board. Even the most simple things we say give great insight into the things that potentially go on.

Once of the things people on this board do often is to 'talk in code'. Talking in code NEVER disguises the true intent of the conversation. NEVER. It is simple to gather information from postings, analyze and aggregate that information, and determine exactly what is going on and where it is happening.

There are people out there that are doing this while you are looking at this post. That's their job. That's what they do.

After that, people are sent in, with full knowledge of who to ask for and how they should act. They then simply remove that place from the scene. That's their job. That's what they do.

And they use this board to help them.

This dude is right. You need to understand that.


[QUOTE=Shonenknife]So, I had my first experience at an AMP last week. Yada yada yada, it was a pleasurable experience. I've been back since then, and the girl I saw last time got me thinking.

After she did her "thang, " she goes through her whole rigamarole about how "if anyone asks, we don't do that here. " Then she asks me not to write about my experience on any websites, because cops are watching those sites and guys who post their reports are stupid.

I mean, maybe not directly, but she's talking about you guys.

I mean, this is how I see it: for you computer nerds, I'm not a "communal, seed your torrents after you download" kinda guy. I've got my download, WTF should I care enough to sacrifice my hard drive space and bandwidth just so some jack-ass in Sacramento can get the download too? I mean, I understand the whole concept behind "without seeders, you wouldn't have your download, so return the courtesy blah blah blah. " My thinking is, I got what I was aearching for. If someone was willing to put up the resources to offer me the download, that sounds like a big case of nmfp. There'll always be people seeding torrents, and whether or not I "return the favor" don't mean shit in the grand scheme.

Here's how it relates to AMP's: I now know where to go to get my jimmy waxed, and if they get shut down, I know where to find a new place, so what do I owe it to you guys to share my experiences here? Seems like I could just feed off y'all's intel and keep the findings for myself.

Now think about this: every time you post something like "yoko at the g-string spa gives good head, " you're basically letting the cops know where to get a bust. So, if yoko gives good head, and you post it here, you're bringing yoko that much closer to not giving good head anymore.

Now granted, I've only been to one AMP twice, so far be it for me to act like an expert on the subject, but a good masseuse at a good AMP is hard to come by (no pun intended). So if I find a hot 20 year old japanese chick who does the rfg and the mpstrxg (or whaever those goofy assed acronyms are), I'd be damned sure I'm not telling the world about it, especially when all this shit is illegal (sorry for the Harlem Nights quote).

That brings me to my next point: these dumb-assed acronyms. I know you all are under the impression that "if I use this idiot, vague code language, I'll divert the cops. " Well, there are teams of investigators that. Their jobs are to know those acronyms, troll these boards, get enough intel to set up an undercover operation, and the first time yoko says "me sucky for $60, " your sucky is no mo! I'm just not understanding, why would you risk your sucky, and especially attract the cops to where you're getting your sucky, increasing the risk that you'll be caught up in a sting, just so Bill in College Park can share the same experience as you. In fact, ytf are you encouraging other guys to go boink a girl you plan on boinking in the near future?

Look, I don't mean to come off as an ass. I'm the same as the rest of you all. As long as this shit is illegal, why the hell are you all on here trying to let the cops know how to stop us? I care about these girls, and them getting busted and us loosing yoko starts with cops' snouts sniffing these pages.

Just sayin'[/QUOTE]

"So, I had my first experience at an AMP last week. Yada yada yada, it was a pleasurable experience. I've been back since then, and the girl I saw last time got me thinking.

After she did her "thang, " she goes through her whole rigamarole about how "if anyone asks, we don't do that here. " Then she asks me not to write about my experience on any websites, because cops are watching those sites and guys who post their reports are stupid.

I mean, maybe not directly, but she's talking about you guys."

We have little risk as long as we play it smart in a bust. Try looking at it from her point of view. She faces jail, deportation, shame, all kinds of things. She has to be nice to a lot of a**holes, drunks, and who knows what, every day.

Is it too much to ask that we sometimes respect their situations. Oh, I know, the answer is no.

Yeah, you have been to spas twice now, and know pretty much everything. What, are you nineteen then? Sounds like what my son used to project, attitude wise. Self centered.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]
We have little risk as long as we play it smart in a bust. Try looking at it from her point of view. She faces jail, deportation, shame, all kinds of things. She has to be nice to a lot of a**holes, drunks, and who knows what, every day.

Is it too much to ask that we sometimes respect their situations. Oh, I know, the answer is no.
[/QUOTE]

We are on a review site and an information sharing site. I know all too well the girls in all the spas would perfer no one ever write a review or post on the internet. They also tell you not to tell anyone (that includes friends who then tell friends who tell friends etc), but we all tell friends. Once you share the info, you've lost control of it.

But that is in conflict with this site's purpose which is to share information and prevent other members from making mistakes or wasting money. We appreciate it when someone's intel prevents us from wasting our $$ and we try to repay in kind by offering our own experiences.

Too much info is a bad thing I think we all agree. But LE will visit EVERY spa eventually (they have the locations on the business licenses) and it is up to the mamasan and girl to not offer them any illegeal services. Spas were getting busted long before info sharing/review sites existed.

If a particular girl requests you not review her and you want to respect her wishes (and I am one for respecting the girls in the hobby) then by all means do not review her.

Specific details on extra services are not really needed, a lot of that can be done via PM, simply indicate that something extra is available or not and the tip amount is more then enough.

I agree with you for the most part, along with acknowledging this is a site to share info, so some general information needs to be shared.

Fellas! Knock it off with that same old tired arguments on both sides of the info sharing!

Do or do not post graphically but please do not waste everyone's time and bandwidth arguing about it!

The LE people know all about all these things anyway so there is no point in the argument.

OKAY!

FLAME ON!!

JJ



[QUOTE=Brahmabull]We are on a review site and an information sharing site. I know all too well the girls in all the spas would perfer no one ever write a review or post on the internet. They also tell you not to tell anyone (that includes friends who then tell friends who tell friends etc), but we all tell friends. Once you share the info, you've lost control of it.

But that is in conflict with this site's purpose which is to share information and prevent other members from making mistakes or wasting money. We appreciate it when someone's intel prevents us from wasting our $$ and we try to repay in kind by offering our own experiences.

Too much info is a bad thing I think we all agree. But LE will visit EVERY spa eventually (they have the locations on the business licenses) and it is up to the mamasan and girl to not offer them any illegeal services. Spas were getting busted long before info sharing/review sites existed.

If a particular girl requests you not review her and you want to respect her wishes (and I am one for respecting the girls in the hobby) then by all means do not review her.

Specific details on extra services are not really needed, a lot of that can be done via PM, simply indicate that something extra is available or not and the tip amount is more then enough.

I agree with you for the most part, along with acknowledging this is a site to share info, so some general information needs to be shared.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Fellas! Knock it off with that same old tired arguments on both sides of the info sharing!

Do or do not post graphically but please do not waste everyone's time and bandwidth arguing about it!

The LE people know all about all these things anyway so there is no point in the argument.

OKAY!

FLAME ON!!

JJ[/QUOTE]


Why is it that every time 2 people discuss something you say they are arguing? Gingerman and I have no problem with each other and do not argue.
People can have intelligent discussions without fighting or insulting one another.

You can simply not read it. You on the other hand always start some arguement with your replies to dicussions you were never previously involved with. I would have thought by now with you at least you would see my name and skip it. Since you have made it clear I add nothing you are interested in. It makes me wonder why you keep reading and responding to things I add to this forum. "Flame on"? Sounds like trolling.

Text based forums like this one use very little bandwidth, and if you do not have Cable, DSL, or FIOS in this day and age, perhaps the internet is not for you.

Called momma and headed to shell green. Arrived and was met by a very attractive momma san. Was told another customer was waiting and to come back later. Left dissapointed but momma was nice and very apologetic. May head back in a few days after pent up demand is released.

To all of those folks who gave intel on ASIA MIST, I say thanks.

It is not the best place in the world to visit (the 4 flights of stairs and it is hard to find parking in DuPont Circle) but it is well worth it to pop in for a quick TS, HJ, and whatever else your wallet will support.

I wanted a little pressure let off before going to bed. I made the mistake of going on a Sunday night. The place had too many folks coming in and out and I had to wait 10 mins before I saw someone. I did not have enough time for a TS and since I had just taken a shower I was not stressed. I met the Mamasan. Lisa is her name. She speaks English well. Her number is 202-390-8782 and she wants you to call her to find out if the place is busy or not. She wants to take care of good customers.

She passed me on to Michelle. If you are interested in hot Asian chicks who are tall with a full body, then she is the one. Her face is so-so, but the rest of her is charming. I only got a HJ. I am a cheap bastard so I NEVER spend more than $ so it was. 6 to enter and I left Michelle. 4 for her HJ. No stress at all in the service. I would go back (actually I had been there in the 1990s but it had a different name. I moved up to Baltimore and I make the R-Town Road, Charles Road, PineTree, and Alberto's "loop" of just ok facilities where $ will get you at least an hour and more than a HJ if you like to pester and pull on the girls while they try to remain with clothes (bras or bikinis) on. Again, my budget is $ and all I worry about is the nut so a HJ works for me.

Happy Hunting. Dazed. P.S. Is that place at 9th and you still operational? I spent a couple of days in a row going to that place twice a day back in 2002 or 2004 (I can't remember) and I still remember how AWESOME it was.

To all of those folks who gave intel on ASIA MIST, I say thanks.

It is not the best place in thee world to visit (the 4 flights of stairs and it is hard to find parking in DuPont Circle) but it is well worth it to pop in for a quick TS, HJ, and whatever else your wallet will support.

I wanted a little pressure let off before going to bed. I made the mistake of going on a Sunday night. The place had too many folks coming in and out and I had to wait 10 mins before I saw someone. I did not have enough time for a TS and since I had just taken a shower I was not stressed. I met the Mamasan. Lisa is her name. She speaks English well. Her number is 202-390-8782 and she wants you to call her to find out if the place is busy or not. She wants to take care of good customers.

She passed me on to Michelle. If you are interested in hot Asian chicks who are tall with a full body, then she is the one. Her face is so-so, but the rest of her is charming. I only got a HJ. I am a cheap bastard so I NEVER spend more than $ so it was. 6 to enter and I left Michelle. 4 for her HJ. No stress at all in the service. I would go back (actually I had been there in the 1990s but it had a different name. I moved up to Baltimore and I make the R-Town Road, Charles Road, PineTree, and Alberto's "loop" of just ok facilities where $ will get you at least an hour and more than a HJ if you like to pester and pull on the girls while they try to remain with clothes (bras or bikinis) on. Again, my budget is $ and all I worry about is the nut so a HJ works for me.

Happy Hunting. Dazed. P.S. Is that place at 9th and you still operational? I spent a couple of days in a row going to that place twice a day back in 2002 or 2004 (I can't remember) and I still remember how AWESOME it was.