Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigBubbaBobby; 1714244]Yes, the moderator allowed them to be posted as they did not violate one of the rules for posting. However, if it continues like this, I imagine he will remind all of the purpose of this forum. Which, if you read what you wrote:

"Massage is great, no HE and girls are hit and miss."

Is NOT what this forum is about. This is not board for discussing the relative merits of several legit massage establishments. So, gents, enough with this BS about these scam Asian massage joints which simply exist to tease you away from your cash, ok?[/QUOTE]Hmm. Title of this forum says "Massage Parlor Reports". Doesn't say Happy Ending Reports or Massage Parlors that only provide HE so all posts about Panda etc. Are well within the guidelines.

You're just wasting time trying to lecture.

If nothing else the posts about Panda / Foot Accupressure educate others so they may make an informed decision whether or not to visit.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1714542]Hmm. Title of this forum says "Massage Parlor Reports". Doesn't say Happy Ending Reports or Massage Parlors that only provide HE so all posts about Panda etc. Are well within the guidelines.

You're just wasting time trying to lecture.

If nothing else the posts about Panda / Foot Accupressure educate others so they may make an informed decision whether or not to visit.[/QUOTE]I do visit this board to find out who's getting or not getting. I've spent lots of $ trying to find the best of both worlds. Reading others post help streamline some of that. It doesn't have to be AMP, I like to know about travelers as well, as I like variety too.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1714542]Hmm. Title of this forum says "Massage Parlor Reports". Doesn't say Happy Ending Reports or Massage Parlors that only provide HE so all posts about Panda etc. Are well within the guidelines.

You're just wasting time trying to lecture.

If nothing else the posts about Panda / Foot Accupressure educate others so they may make an informed decision whether or not to visit.[/QUOTE]You are correct, and I apologize for my lecturing / argumentative tone! I was just frustrated as so many guys (myself included) have blown much $$$ on these fake AMPs. They are all over the place (new ones seem to open weekly!) and advertise (and sometimes behave) as if there is more available, when there is really not. But that IS what this site is for: information, and I appreciate those who contribute and those who administer this site so that we can share these bits of news!

I'm planning a trip through B'ham this week. Haven't been in a while, but I stopped at Bali on my last trip a few months back. I saw a very nice girl there named Cherry. I don't see a lot of Bali reviews lately. Who is working there currently? Is Cherry still around? Is anyone a must-see or a must-avoid? Any recent info would definitely be appreciated!

I don't think Cherry is there anymore. I was there last about 3 weeks ago and saw Julie if I remember right. She did a fantastic job and her English was better than most which always makes things a little more comfortable. She was a knockout and very enthusiastic. Diana is still there most times.

I stop by every few weeks when funds allow and I'd have to say its always been pretty consistent.

I am fairly new to the AMP here Stateside. I have been in Europe for the past couple of years and things are a little different there I think. My question is how much should I expect to pay when going to a AMP? Is there a reason I should be worried about getting ripped off or overcharged? I plan to visit Bali and will report back but I was just hoping for a little info.

[QUOTE=The Dude 12;1726854]I am fairly new to the AMP here Stateside. I have been in Europe for the past couple of years and things are a little different there I think. My question is how much should I expect to pay when going to a AMP? Is there a reason I should be worried about getting ripped off or overcharged? I plan to visit Bali and will report back but I was just hoping for a little info.[/QUOTE]Usually .6 to house, .4 get you HE and tip of $.4 FS. Total of $$.

[QUOTE=Tidelover;1727206]Usually .6 to house, .4 get you HE and tip of $.4 FS. Total of $$.[/QUOTE]I called and there was no answer. Seems dicey, being located so close to City Hall. Has anyone TOFTT?

[QUOTE=Sprayincum;1729045]I called and there was no answer. Seems dicey, being located so close to City Hall. Has anyone TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Previously covered. RTFF.

Went by Bali last week, didn't bother to call ahead, just figured I would roll the dice. I asked about Julie upon arrival, but mamasan says she was not in. I asked who else was around, and she said Diana, so I said yes please, and went to the room. Diana came in a few minutes later, gave me a hug and hello, said she had been on vacation in Korea for six weeks. I was looking forward to her, especially after my last round (with Apple, who was relatively mechanical when I saw her a while back). But Diana passed me off to a new girl, Mimi. I agreed, and Mimi came in. She's very hot, spoke decent English, good job with TS and gave a decent massage. Talked a bit, but not too much. She kept my ass covered for most of the massage, so I started to wonder if I was going to be unlucky, but I squeezed her ass during the massage and she responded just fine. On the flip, she asked "What do you want to do?" I replied with "what do YOU want to do?" She said,"You." Game on! But there was a bit of trouble: she wanted payment, which I'd brought, but I had only $100 (honestly thought I grabbed $140 out of the piggy bank). She was a little perturbed, but agreed to the sum on hand, and proceeded with her work. Decent BJ, cowgirl, mish, more cowgirl, then mish off the table where I finished by shooting a good load onto her bolt-on Cs. She cleaned us both up and sent me on my way. Apparently it was a busy evening.

Mimi was more of a GFE than I've come to expect. Much better experience than Apple. She's not as hot as Diana, but her service was as good or better.

[QUOTE=SprayinCum;1729045]I called and there was no answer. Seems dicey, being located so close to City Hall. Has anyone TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Same owner of Panda. .60 gets you face down .90 gets you to flip. No action to be had.

[QUOTE=CapStoner;1730781]Decent BJ, cowgirl, mish, more cowgirl, then mish off the table where I finished by shooting a good load onto her bolt-on Cs. She cleaned us both up and sent me on my way.[/QUOTE]So. You went bb with an unknown Asian provider who you never met before?

[QUOTE=PhilmaGroin;1731186]So. You went bb with an unknown Asian provider who you never met before?[/QUOTE]Where'd you get that from the report? I looked and didn't see it. Course I'm getting old and my eyes aren't shat they used to be.

She did the usual CBJ where the girl puts the cover on with her lips. Guess I left that out. No way I'd go BB!

I just don' t care for these drive thru city rubs, here couple of days then out of town and you don' t know when they'll return!

Have been trying different local advertisers for a good session but no luck on sensual and HE.

Isn't there a individual spa like provider who someone can recommend?

Senior members . Help another descreet senior member. PM me with any provider looking for new client that doesn't brag on the internet and enjoys couple sessions a month, don't want to have to drive to Huntsville.

Tug

[QUOTE=PhilmaGroin;1731186]So. You went bb with an unknown Asian provider who you never met before?[/QUOTE]Unless you have a cut on your johnson, a BBBJ is low threat. There are sorority girls who have had more dicks in their mouths than hookers. Just sayin'.

Nah. Wasn't talking about a BBBJ. I mean who doesn't love those right? It's the only way to travel! I was referring to Capstone's original post (which was fantastic BTW) , which made it sound like the whole event was bb. However, he did clarify what happened in his follow-up post below. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Joemars;1735099]Unless you have a cut on your johnson, a BBBJ is low threat. There are sorority girls who have had more dicks in their mouths than hookers. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Joemars;1736361]I guess you never went to sorority / frat parties.sheltered life. Not uncommon for a 100 dudes to be serviced by 1-5 chicks. Doesn't take long to accumulate a 1000 at that rate. If you aren't in this hobby, get lost. BBBJs are low risk, I didn't say zero risk. that's why the high end providers do it. check out eccie. it's not rocket science. Later reverend, thanks for the sermon.[/QUOTE]I don't have a dog in this hunt but just a little info in general. It is very easy to contract a number of venereal diseases from bare oral contact among them syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, and chlamydia. My best friend contracted chlamydia from a BBBJ and took it home to his wife and while it took a while for it to present symptoms for her to recognize her infection she is now well and they are divorced. No judgment here just the facts. MJ

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No one, more than I, has enjoyed the pithy back and forth that has occurred over the last few days regarding the safety (or lack thereof) of BBBJs. Heck, we all have our twists and I doubt we will never convince anyone to see our respective points of view on some topics. Although, with all this recent talk, I'm considering having my favorite honeys use a rubber if she sticks a finger up my ass now. And yet I digress. Can we get back to the real issue at hand and talk about who's putting out what, where, and for how much at our local MPs?

I'll start. Met this white MILF off CL named Debra. Mid 40s. Met in safe hotel off 280. Nice massage. Big titties. I mean the kind that hit my back when she sat upright on me. She sweated alot. I guess that was bc she worked me hard. Nice though. On the flip she asked if I had any fetishes. What's a guy to do? So she slathered up and went Russian until I unloaded. Got my Franklin's worth.

Yes. I realize my post wasn't at a "massage parlor" and yes maybe it should have been filed in CL folder, but I really wanted to share. Don't judge me.

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[QUOTE=Spider Man;1738005]That's big talk coming from a frat boy. I think your logic is a little skewed. With all that sex that was going on, when did you and your fellow brothers (douchebags) have time to mix in shirtless volleyball games and paddling one another? You know the typical things that actually happen at a frat. Perhaps a little golden shower. I mean pee is sterile. I wish I knew Magic Johnson. I would love to have him stand over you and let his ball sweat drip right in your mouth. I'm sure you would be all about that wouldn't you Mr. I'm not paranoid? Of course that probably wouldn't be the first time you had someones bean bag near your mouth. I forget you were around alot of frat boys. [/QUOTE]Dude, I read your post again. Wow. Get help. ASAP. I actually feel sorry for you. Are you chained up in the basement? What's the deal? The Bates Motel comes to mind.

What happened to spidey? Did "mother" cut off his internet? Poor kid.

Perhaps Spidey decided that he'd had his say and there was no sense in continuing to beat this dead horse.

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I almost hate to even say a thing here, but there are reasons for the forum rules that prohibit discussing members sexual risks in any forum except the safe sex forum. This is one of them.

There are a lot of endeavors that have risks. Mountain climbing is another endeavor that also has risks, but I bet if you go to the mountain climbing forums, there aren't people on there who claim to have climbed mountains, but complain about crossing a road because they might slip on a pebble, then chastise other member for doing the very activity that the forum is designed to help them pursue. So why here?

Anyone who reads this forum and takes medical advice from an off handed post from an anonymous poster is a freaking idiot. Do your own research and then take your own risks. No one here knows what risks I have to take to get my heart rate up and I don't know yours.

This forum is about massages and happy endings. I have tried the 3 watered down AMPs in Alabaster, Hoover and Homewood and have had moderate results. Self serve is not my thing so I won't go back. If anyone hears any good news, please post. There is an AMP in Millbrook (Royal) that does produce happy endings but the service is low to middle of the road.

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That's the issue.. you find a place that gives HE and the massage is half assed.. Find a place with no HE and the massage is decent to great.
Frustrating is an understatement. As long as Panda has curtains I doubt there will ever be anything except self service. Sad just sad.

Yoshiko had middle of the road massages but good looking women so that made up for some of it.

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Play safe, friends![/QUOTE]Murderers, rapists, terrorists, etc. Running loose, and this is what the police deem important? Idiots.

[QUOTE=Joemars;1739735]Murderers, rapists, terrorists, etc. Running loose, and this is what the police deem important? Idiots.[/QUOTE]LEO is sworn to enforce the laws that are on the books. They have homicide and sex crimes divisions to work on the first 2 you mentioned, and a vice division for this. It's their job. Now, if you don't like the laws and want them repealed, stand up and work to get prostitution legalized. Otherwise, it's a ridiculous comment.