Cat Box for the four legged cats
[QUOTE=Steve Pope;1304145]I was thinking the same thing. Hope he's referring the furry four-legged cat box and not the shaved cat box. Cleaning a litter box is sure is easier than trying to remove any chronic bad stank from the "other" cat box. Damn, my eyes are burning just thinking about it![/QUOTE]Trust me the four-legged type only. She was hot looking but later sent me a text, ' I realize I wasn't on my game' and offered to try and make it up to me. I will return as we all have our bad days.
Looking back I see how it could be taken
[QUOTE=Plzd269; 1305504]Thanks for the heads up Shelbie. In effect the minute you incorporated CFN and GM as being best buds you yourself helped to keep the board drama flowing strong. In my opinion that was an uncalled for remark as your situation with GM was nothing close to what occured with CFN, (Assumption on my part by reading the post) so connecting the two of them in this response is in fact added drama to the situation. What was the purpose? The answer to that will lie with-in the perception of the many members who read this forum, some will priase you for it while t others will look at it as if you are being slightly vindictive and looking for ways to shut a monger down if he does something that is not to your liking. I mean no offense to you or your skills I am simply posting what my perception of this response is.
Plzd269[/QUOTE]Apologies about that. I'm not trying to insinuate C4N is a child molester. And I am NOT trying to shut that monger down. Let me just say this: While C4N was in my home he was respectful and he did not short the donation. However, I do believe this is retaliation for my exposing some of the BS behind the scenes involving GM and some of us girls. Yes, they are or were friends (rtff for a bit o' proof) and yes I was warned that his little friends would be. And I quote."Shutting me down with bad reviews". So it is what it is. I explained there is no cat box in my house. It apparently wasn't the performance so. What else? Bah. It is what it is. That is the only conclusion I can come to at this point. Is that it was a poorly veiled attempt. I do apologize if it seemed vindictive but believe me when I read the post I felt he was being vindictive and obviously telling untruths. I have a right to participate in and express my own thoughts on this board. Enough of this from me.
Play safe,
Namaste
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[QUOTE=Mitsu2120; 1305808]Hello, guys,
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And see that they have gorgeous ladies. Does anyone here have experience with this Agency?[/QUOTE]First off Mitsu, there are bad men here who will say mean things to you for them asking for information in your first post without first bringing either Gold, Frankincense or Myrrh as an offering to the Gods of Poontang. They will (me too) chant over you in code with mysterious, vowel-less utterings such as rtff.
You betrayed your newbiness by saying,"And see that they have gorgeous ladies." This gave you away immediately because. Well. Let's go to the beginning shall we?
You see this as a biology problem when it is a simple mathematics problem You think it's a biology problem because you have plans to put Tab A into Slots B and C of a beeeyoootiful girl when in fact, that girl does not exist. Granted, she just might exist but the odds (oh shit, statistics. I lied) are that she doesn't. If you, in your hurry to, shall we say, unstress, go after every beeeyoootiful you find such as this, you will spend the following monies on average:
100 girls x $200 = $20, 000
Of these 100 "beeeyoootiful" (note the introduction of erection-killing quotes here) girls, probably 5 will actually be beeeyoootiful, so you will end up, over the long-haul, paying $4, 000 per beeeyoootiful piece of ass.
There's a simpler way to figure this out. When you see a "beeeyoootiful" girl advertising, chant this mantra over and over: "She doesn't exist, she doesn't exist." You will then achieve enlightenment. One stage of this enlightenment is that, if you have $4, 000 to pay per slice, you may want to consider just going after high-end ladies where the odds of actually finding a beeeyoootiful lady are better. Some think that that detracts from the "thrill of the hunt" and I agree to a large extent, ignoring my "tang" budget for the moment.
Let us not forget that traps abound out there and that your Spidey sense should tingle a bit when a website basically says,"Hey, I'm providing girls for sex if you wait a week." Anything that makes an Assistant-States Attorney get a boner should worry you as they would be using that boner for something other than sex with a girl.
In closing, rtff numb-nuts.
And yes dearest Michael, I'm bored right now.
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[QUOTE=MerlotParker; 1305884]Greetings! I've been receiving emails and phone calls asking if I was still doing body rubs, if I was still in Orlando, and if I had been posting on BP recently. The answer is YES, YES, and YES! I was forced to change my number and switch up my ad a little bit due to an issue that has been taken care of (someone stealing my pictures and phrases from my ads verbatim). My number is 773-418-4608 and I'm still at the same location. Anybody that hasn't had an experience with me, check out the reviews. I'm NEVER satisfied, until I know that your time with me has been close to if not, the best you've ever had! Check me out!
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"Hey Soul Sister"
Heeey heeeey heeeeey.
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains.
I knew I wouldn't forget you.
And so I went and let you blow my mind
LadyHeather brings her A game
I had a wonderful GFE HH with LadyHeather. She has a very nice, clean incall apartment in the Conway area. Nice little chat, a little slow dancing to some mood music. Then she drops down and the fun begins. Definite repeat.
Has anyone heard anything about Brooke from Casselberry?
The reason I'm asking is because something is odd. On that oThER site, I received an email from someone I've never ever talked to. The email said to check out Brooke's latest review. I did, the review was from the same guy. His review was done about three weeks ago. You know the review was basically, all hail the glorious Brooke. This was his first review on there in well over a year and he only has about ten on there total. The ad's link was from a Shittyvibe post from over two years ago.
Now, I've never dreamed of Brooke, but the stellar rep she had for service made me interested. I called the digits from the ad and they were disconnected. I e-mailed him to ask for current digits. He wouldn't give them to me and told me to e-mail her.
Has anybody heard anything about Brooke lately? You can PM me if you wish.
This chick is really crazy
[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1308528]That would be the completely insane BBW from Tampa. Please, don't anyone even contemplate seeing her. We went through all these discussions a couple of years ago. You think we went through a bunch of shit with some providers on here? That was nothing compared to this woman and her posts.
No, I did not see her and wouldn't if she was the last woman on the face of the earth. Certifiably dangerous nut job from all reports. You have been warned.
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