Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AnotherHobbist;3313919]That's been my experience, too. My schedule is not very flexible, and Yuna's schedule seems to fill up awfully first, when she's there.

So I keep trying.[/QUOTE]FYI I'm 4/5 on meeting with Crystal on my desired days. The one time she was booked, I emailed later (like after 10 am) and saw Brianna instead. As long as you email early, you can usually get in that day. Yuna is the only one that is extremely difficult to book with, and that's because she has been there the longest by far, and her client list is huge.

Crystal is great; she is extremely sexual; even more so than Yuna. I give Crystal extremely high praise. I really do love them both. I just gave Yuna the higher praise for a couple of personal reasons that won't apply to everyone. #1 she is my exact dream girl: Beautiful asian-american, smart, incredible body. I would probably take a run at her if I wasn't married, LOL. And #2, Yuna and I did things within 30 minutes that took a couple sessions with Crystal, and several years with my S. O.

I've been reading this message board for a couple months; figured I would attempt to contribute a little bit.

Massage parlors.

OM on Grand Canyon.

I've been to this one a few times. Attempted to get extra beyond a HE, but was shot down every time. Oh well, didn't really expect it. There are 3 women working here; an older one, another older one, and a younger one. The youngest woman gives the best message.

New place on Odana.

I noticed someone else posted about the new place. They have been open about a week. I took a shot at it a couple of days ago, after seeing the other post. Location feels a little exposed. Pretty standard place otherwise. Reception area is totally empty, or at least it was when I went there. It's a pretty standard AMP with the regular ending. Damage was standard.

This is the link to the new place.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-wow-wow-grand-opening-great-asain-massage/18329992[/URL]

[QUOTE=NoDamage;3315568]New place on Odana.

I noticed someone else posted about the new place. They have been open about a week. I took a shot at it a couple of days ago, after seeing the other post. Location feels a little exposed. Pretty standard place otherwise. Reception area is totally empty, or at least it was when I went there. It's a pretty standard AMP with the regular ending. Damage was standard.

This is the link to the new place.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-wow-wow-grand-opening-great-asain-massage/18329992[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you leave the new place "happy"?

[QUOTE=TheHand;3316242]Did you leave the new place "happy"?[/QUOTE]Yup. It's pretty much what you would expect from an AMP that has extras. The MT didn't talk $ beforehand, so I tipped the standard amount. I did think that was a little weird. At other places if they recognize me, they never talk $. But pretty sure I've never seen this particular MT before.

Thanks for the Yuna tips guys. Much appreciated!

Almost had a scare tonight. Car wouldn't start after leaving the hotel. That would have been tough to explain to the other half why the car was there. Luckily was just a battery and waved down a passerby for a jump start. Yeeesh.

I've been wanting to check out this place that Brianna and Crystal are at, but I haven't managed to get up there yet. It's difficult for me, during the week, due to my work schedule and my distance from Madison. Do any of the these ladies take Saturday appointments? I had not see any ads posted by any of these ladies, on Saturday. Have any of you guys had a Saturday appointment?

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3317637]I've been wanting to check out this place that Brianna and Crystal are at, but I haven't managed to get up there yet. It's difficult for me, during the week, due to my work schedule and my distance from Madison. Do any of the these ladies take Saturday appointments? I had not see any ads posted by any of these ladies, on Saturday. Have any of you guys had a Saturday appointment?[/QUOTE]Yes Yes, Saturday open as well.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3317637]I've been wanting to check out this place that Brianna and Crystal are at, but I haven't managed to get up there yet. It's difficult for me, during the week, due to my work schedule and my distance from Madison. Do any of the these ladies take Saturday appointments? I had not see any ads posted by any of these ladies, on Saturday. Have any of you guys had a Saturday appointment?[/QUOTE]I've had Saturday appointments. I believe they open at 10 am. I don't think they are open on Sunday. Just email the one you want to see early in the day (like at 9 am) and check availability for your preferred time. If they aren't available, email back and ask who is. All the email is handled by one person regardless of which girl's email address you use at first, so you can book Crystal through Brianna's email address or whatever.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3317637]I've been wanting to check out this place that Brianna and Crystal are at, but I haven't managed to get up there yet. It's difficult for me, during the week, due to my work schedule and my distance from Madison. Do any of the these ladies take Saturday appointments? I had not see any ads posted by any of these ladies, on Saturday. Have any of you guys had a Saturday appointment?[/QUOTE]I have not, and I had assumed that they were closed on weekends. But recently I have seen some ads on Saturday.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;3317947]I have not, and I had assumed that they were closed on weekends. But recently I have seen some ads on Saturday.[/QUOTE]Ok. Thanks! I had been searching, on BP, for past Saturday ads. I just read on another post that they were taking Yuna's ads down shortly after they were put up. That explained why I couldn't find anything. Now that I know that you've seen ads on Saturday, I'm going have to check BP early on that day to see who's advertising.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3317637]I've been wanting to check out this place that Brianna and Crystal are at, but I haven't managed to get up there yet. It's difficult for me, during the week, due to my work schedule and my distance from Madison. Do any of the these ladies take Saturday appointments? I had not see any ads posted by any of these ladies, on Saturday. Have any of you guys had a Saturday appointment?[/QUOTE]They are open Saturdays but the girls set their own hours and days.

I was able to get in to see Crystal. She just got back from Vegas. Beautiful body. Great personality, and she is the only woman who has ever told me that the hair on my back and legs was sexy, and when I turned over, she loved the hair on my chest and Johnson. If fact, she kept saying how hot and turned on she was getting. I had a great time! I have seen Brianna and Anne there and had a great time with them also.

While I was waiting for Yuna today, I saw a girl there whom I've never seen before. Based on the BP listings today for Brianna, Crystal, and Anne, I'm assuming it was Anne, as I saw Brianna as well and it obviously wasn't Crystal. She had a nice body; big tits, nice ass; pretty fit & thin, short-ish. I don't recall what her face looked like but she seemed pretty attractive. Dark hair. At least to me, she appeared more attractive in person than the headless photos suggest.

Have seen them mentioned a few times but I can't seem to find an ad. Can anyone help me out with this?

[QUOTE=Cs101;3318257]They are open Saturdays but the girls set their own hours and days.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any suggestions on a "go to" massage parlor? I refuse to go back to Beijing after I noticed that they don't change the towels and prefer a little more privacy than what you get with Crystal & company. Please inbox me any suggestions.

[QUOTE=RandomMadison;3319128]Have seen them mentioned a few times but I can't seem to find an ad. Can anyone help me out with this?[/QUOTE][URL]http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/brianna/17903536[/URL]

Had a chance to check out Angel Massage in Sun Prairie this week. Walk in and mamasan asked how long massage. Took the 1 hour and back into a room. Undressed and up on the table. Thankfully, a younger girl came in for the massage. First thing she asked was, "Been here before?" The answer for everyone should be yes!

Massage started very light with a lot of attention on the boys. She then began a very deep massage that was actually what I needed, but then always made sure to come back and give the boys some lovin. On the flip, She was right on top of Mr. Johnson and gave a very nice HE. She actually had her face right down there, so was hoping to face paint her but she was quick when the eruption came. Clean up with hot towels then finished massage on legs, face and head.

Decent massage was. 6 with a. 4 tip. I'd go back as IMO the massage was very good.

Checked out the place in McFarland. I suppose I don't have much to add to what's already been said. Nice enough place, as long as you aren't looking for any sort of GFE. However, unlike what's been mentioned a few times, it wasn't just missionary. That was nice, since that's all I was expecting.

Does anyone happen to know if the similar ads on backpage with the 608 area code are the same place or not?

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;3324038]Had a chance to check out Angel Massage in Sun Prairie this week. Walk in and mamasan asked how long massage. Took the 1 hour and back into a room. Undressed and up on the table. Thankfully, a younger girl came in for the massage. First thing she asked was, "Been here before?" The answer for everyone should be yes!

Massage started very light with a lot of attention on the boys. She then began a very deep massage that was actually what I needed, but then always made sure to come back and give the boys some lovin. On the flip, She was right on top of Mr. Johnson and gave a very nice HE. She actually had her face right down there, so was hoping to face paint her but she was quick when the eruption came. Clean up with hot towels then finished massage on legs, face and head.

Decent massage was. 6 with a. 4 tip. I'd go back as IMO the massage was very good.[/QUOTE]Table shower? If not, how oily are you afterwards. I was thinking of squeezing in a visit between appointments next week and don't want to be sitting in oily clothes afterwards.

[QUOTE=Noob2017;3324810]Table shower? If not, how oily are you afterwards. I was thinking of squeezing in a visit between appointments next week and don't want to be sitting in oily clothes afterwards.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately no table shower. My mistake I assumed there was. Luckily I was on my way home after massage so I could change.

[QUOTE=NoDamage;3324079]Checked out the place in McFarland. I suppose I don't have much to add to what's already been said. Nice enough place, as long as you aren't looking for any sort of GFE. However, unlike what's been mentioned a few times, it wasn't just missionary. That was nice, since that's all I was expecting.

Does anyone happen to know if the similar ads on backpage with the 608 area code are the same place or not?[/QUOTE]The place in McFarland always includes "McFarland" in their ads. Not all 608 ads, even if very similar are McFarland. McFaralnd always says McFarland. I personally have vowed not to go back there. Assembly line, Rush you out attitude (always shorted) sometimes double booked, and dudes walking in and out as you are instructed to enter or leave, no discretion at all.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3325353]The place in McFarland always includes "McFarland" in their ads. Not all 608 ads, even if very similar are McFarland. McFaralnd always says McFarland. I personally have vowed not to go back there. Assembly line, Rush you out attitude (always shorted) sometimes double booked, and dudes walking in and out as you are instructed to enter or leave, no discretion at all.[/QUOTE]Gotcha. I was there middle of a week day. Might have just gotten lucky with timing. Didn't see anyone else. The neighbors have to know what's up at this place, but I guess they are minding there own business.

I sent some exploratory texts to a couple of the other numbers that weren't McFarland, but they didn't text back. I'll give it a few days and try different wording.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=NoDamage;3325574]I sent some exploratory texts to a couple of the other numbers that weren't McFarland, but they didn't text back. I'll give it a few days and try different wording.[/QUOTE]It helps to txt the right number. Whoops. The scheduler replies right away. Not sure if I will try this or not based on some of the prior reviews. If I do, I'll report back on what it's like right now.

[QUOTE=Cs101;3318257]They are open Saturdays but the girls set their own hours and days.[/QUOTE]I really wish this place had some kind of weekly schedule that you could look up, or call in and hear. It sure would make things less difficult for those of us that live a ways outside of Madison. I got up early Saturday morning, just so I could e-mail the person that handles the scheduling. I sent an e-mail at about 7:35 am, asking if I could set up an early appointment with Yuna or Brianna (if they were available that day). I got a reply just before 8 am that said "Not available until Monday. " Shit! Still no luck with this place! I kept checking BP to see if any ads showed up for any of their ladies. Nothing. At least, nothing before 9 am. I really want to check this place out, but I can't stand the system they use. It makes me miss ERS (from Belvidere, IL) even more. I know this system works for some guys, but, for some of us it really sucks! If you could at least e-mail them to find out if a specific lady was taking appointments the next day, or the day after, it would help.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3326514]I really wish this place had some kind of weekly schedule that you could look up, or call in and hear. It sure would make things less difficult for those of us that live a ways outside of Madison. I got up early Saturday morning, just so I could e-mail the person that handles the scheduling. I sent an e-mail at about 7:35 am, asking if I could set up an early appointment with Yuna or Brianna (if they were available that day). I got a reply just before 8 am that said "Not available until Monday. " Shit! Still no luck with this place! I kept checking BP to see if any ads showed up for any of their ladies. Nothing. At least, nothing before 9 am. I really want to check this place out, but I can't stand the system they use. It makes me miss ERS (from Belvidere, IL) even more. I know this system works for some guys, but, for some of us it really sucks! If you could at least e-mail them to find out if a specific lady was taking appointments the next day, or the day after, it would help.[/QUOTE]Yeah it can be a PITA, and the scheduler dude is very short in his replies; doesn't give a lot of information. They just don't give a lot of information in general, especially not to newcomers. If only this kind of thing wasn't legally prohibited due to pathetic outdated religious bullshit ideology weaved into our laws and societal structure, then maybe they could post a schedule.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3326514]I really wish this place had some kind of weekly schedule that you could look up, or call in and hear. It sure would make things less difficult for those of us that live a ways outside of Madison. I got up early Saturday morning, just so I could e-mail the person that handles the scheduling. I sent an e-mail at about 7:35 am, asking if I could set up an early appointment with Yuna or Brianna (if they were available that day). I got a reply just before 8 am that said "Not available until Monday. " Shit! Still no luck with this place! I kept checking BP to see if any ads showed up for any of their ladies. Nothing. At least, nothing before 9 am. I really want to check this place out, but I can't stand the system they use. It makes me miss ERS (from Belvidere, IL) even more. I know this system works for some guys, but, for some of us it really sucks! If you could at least e-mail them to find out if a specific lady was taking appointments the next day, or the day after, it would help.[/QUOTE]The only problem is they are getting busy so it's harder to schedule. Last week I called right away in the morning and scheduled for 2:00 with Breanna and didn't have to deal with all the BS I usually go through with this hobby.

And BTW Breanna is a total sweet heart!

[QUOTE=DreamerMan;3327165]The only problem is they are getting busy so it's harder to schedule. Last week I called right away in the morning and scheduled for 2:00 with Breanna and didn't have to deal with all the BS I usually go through with this hobby.

And BTW Breanna is a total sweet heart![/QUOTE]Agreed. It is a sellers market to be sure. There seems to be a glut of large women providers available in this area and the women at the place where Brianna etc. Are really great!

When contacting them, ask if someone else is available as all emails are read by the same person. I have found this system to work well for me. They respond quickly and the providers are terrific.

[QUOTE=Cs101;3291970]She is fantastic. I've seen her 3 x now and each visit has upped the ante significantly. Already thinking about when to go next.[/QUOTE]Well, the third time is the charm, and I got to experience what all the hubbub was about. Crystal is very pretty, sexy hardbody, and very well spoken / traveled. I have never chatted so much during a massage. I usually like to sink in to the table and zone out, but it was great to talk to her, while she did her thing. Nothing out of the ordinary to report, in contrast to what others have posted. It was our first meeting, so it was tamer than what others have said. But she is all that. Way better massage than others there, with hints and tones of She who shall not be spoken of (T), but not super therapeutic. Definitely worth a try, and I will repeat.

On another note, if you are shy about not being seen by fellow mongers, this is not the place to go. Second time this week I have been face to face with my secret homies. I wanted to get there early, but I will say, the daycare is full on, and it was playtime when I walked in. I can't imagine that place will be able to stay there for too long when the kids are literally 6 feet fenced in, from the front door. I have not seen all of them there, but this place definitely has the best looking MT's in the business in the area, if not the state. Roll on brothers!

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3329255]Well, the third time is the charm, and I got to experience what all the hubbub was about. Crystal is very pretty, sexy hardbody, and very well spoken / traveled. I have never chatted so much during a massage. I usually like to sink in to the table and zone out, but it was great to talk to her, while she did her thing. Nothing out of the ordinary to report, in contrast to what others have posted. It was our first meeting, so it was tamer than what others have said. But she is all that. Way better massage than others there, with hints and tones of She who shall not be spoken of (T), but not super therapeutic. Definitely worth a try, and I will repeat.

On another note, if you are shy about not being seen by fellow mongers, this is not the place to go. Second time this week I have been face to face with my secret homies. I wanted to get there early, but I will say, the daycare is full on, and it was playtime when I walked in. I can't imagine that place will be able to stay there for too long when the kids are literally 6 feet fenced in, from the front door. I have not seen all of them there, but this place definitely has the best looking MT's in the business in the area, if not the state. Roll on brothers![/QUOTE]While in a 69 position this morning, I remember hearing the children playing just outside the window. Had a good laugh in my head for a second, and then continued to devour some vagina.

Thought I would mention my thoughts on the girls working there right now.

Michelle. Tall for an Asian. Very pretty, or at least I thought so. We did not click at all. During the session, I started wishing I was somewhere else. YMMV, but I will avoid her if she returns. Not sure exactly what happened, but it did not go well. If I understood the mamma-san correctly, Michelle is leaving on Friday.

Ivy. Short. Cute, but not as pretty as Michelle. Reminds me of an ex girlfriend from when I was in college. Professional in her approach; good session both times. Will continue to repeat. I think she is leaving in 2 or 3 weeks; not real clear on that. If she would DFK, I would probably just hand her my wallet.

So despite the obviously fake ads, I decided to give this a shot. The number is text only. Setup was mostly straightforward. I assume you are talking to some sort of 3rd party and not the woman, but I can't be totally certain.

Would not schedule a specific time; that was a little annoying. Once I agreed to just head over, was given the address. Txt when I arrived, and then got the room number.

So. I've got a thing for older Asian woman, and I wasn't bothered by who answered the door. I'm guessing a lot of you guys would say no thanks. I struggle to put an age on women in general, but I'm thinking she was around 15 years older than me, so late 40's or maybe even early 50's. Tall (5' 8" maybe? Thin. In good shape considering her age. Didn't get her name. Pleasant personality, but English was only so-so. Room was clean. Average rub down, CG and mish. Very vocal, almost comically so. She gave me a kiss on the lips as I was leaving, which was pretty unexpected.

Will probably repeat since I've got a thing for her type, but in no rush to do so.

How much is the typical damage? I set an appointment but I want to make sure I have the required entry fee.

[QUOTE=Cs101;3329692]While in a 69 position this morning, I remember hearing the children playing just outside the window. Had a good laugh in my head for a second, and then continued to devour some vagina.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cs101;3329692]While in a 69 position this morning, I remember hearing the children playing just outside the window. Had a good laugh in my head for a second, and then continued to devour some vagina.[/QUOTE]I've been there twice, seen 2 different girls and have yet to get any oral action done to me. WTH am I doing wrong LOL.

[QUOTE=DjEatme;3330593]How much is the typical damage? I set an appointment but I want to make sure I have the required entry fee.[/QUOTE]$120 hr, $200 90 minutes. I know they do hh as well but I've never considered it. BTW these girls are amazing so I'd recommend leaving a tip as well.

Anyone had an experience with [EMAIL]her....cmtspamadsn@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

[QUOTE=TrueHater7;3330709]I've been there twice, seen 2 different girls and have yet to get any oral action done to me. WTH am I doing wrong LOL.[/QUOTE]Haha, I don't know man. I can't speak for everyone. I just go in there and bring the ruckus. You'll get nowhere being passive.

Also I think it's all at their discretion. Prime example of your mileage may vary.

[QUOTE=Biscut;3330916]Anyone had an experience with [EMAIL]her....cmtspamadsn@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]That's the email associated with Crystal. Seen her I think 4 times? There's tons of info on here in this thread. You won't be talking to Crystal through that email, but that's who you contact to schedule with her.

[QUOTE=TrueHater7;3330709]I've been there twice, seen 2 different girls and have yet to get any oral action done to me. WTH am I doing wrong LOL.[/QUOTE]Did you ask for it? I've seen 3 different girls there and am 3 for 3 on BBBJ without much special effort.

[QUOTE=Biscut;3330916]Anyone had an experience with [EMAIL]her....cmtspamadsn@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]The ad is for Crystal, of whom we are all gabbing about. I believe it is also sort of a generic email to also reach Brianna, Yuna, Anne as well.

Stopped by there the other day. Massage was pretty good for an AMP, but there was zero tease, so I didn't even bother trying for anything else.