Dulce at Paradise COI TOTAL RIP OFF
So I'm not a regular reporter. Kind of a newbie actually, but Dulce is a total rip off, so I figured I definitely had to post about this one.
I go into Paradise about once every other month. Tonight I just entered the club when "Dulce" comes up to me. She is a light skinned Latina chic with straight black hair, an Ewok face, firm ass and below average tits. She ask's me if I'd like to dance. To me, she's not the greatest looker, so I tell her "I'm ok." She then begins to whisper her aggressive menu to include "everything". Thinking, this may lead to a great time, I decide to go back to the stalls.
She tells me she'll give me (2) 3/1's for $70. She also motions me to pay her up-front (first mistake. Rookie here). I pay, she begins to dance. She then turns around and says "give me $80". I tell her I don't have that, I just gave her my $70. All of a sudden the only thing she does is continually try to up sell me in for a VIP, or go to ATM, or give her everything in my wallet. By this time I'm so disappointed I say,"What's your name again?" I don't even want to look at this farm creature any more and I'm finished. She danced maybe 3 songs before we got up an left.
I don't know if anyone else has experience with this one, but good luck.
Hawaii Theater is now Monarch
The board on the bone has it that Hawaii Theater will open up as Monarch's Gentlemen's Club.
Maybe all the Jeannie fans can see her and her friend Eve there soon.
Off Topic but probably of interest here (DJV After Hours. Downtown LA)
This technically should be posted in the L. A. Section, but over the years I can see that the SoCal strip club explorers on this site are concentrated in the COI section and for good reason. Will probably repost this in the L. A. Section.
After getting various tips and even seeing corroborating posts, I decided to try out the Deja Vu club that opened a couple of years ago on Commercial Street. Right across the 101 from Union Station. It calls itself "After Hours" because it is only opened from 6PM to 6AM. Unfortunately for me, no daytime hours. I don't mind dropping into a club at night but this place probably doesn't really get going until close to midnight. Tijuana is the only place that warrants my being up all night.
Dropped in last night around 9PM. One thing I seriously don't like right off the bat is the neighborhood has got to be an LAPD trap. It's an old commercial downtown district that is completely abandoned at night. The only thing going is the Deja Vu. But there's plenty of police cars cruising around as it is so close to HQ, the jails, the civic center, et al. So it is a pretty good bet that MOST of the other vehicles you'll encounter on these empty nighttime streets are LAPD and CHP too. Cops just love to pick on vehicles in empty neighborhoods and you're going to be their only potential targets on many nights. So this is a real problem. It would not be a problem if the club had daytime hours since the area has got some other cars driving around when the sun is out.
The club itself is very nice as you expect with a DJV franchise. It is HUGE. Much larger than COI and NoHo and Ontario. Price structure is the same as COI which is a major plus. Major downside is the nude dance room is a bunch of close together armchairs offering absolutely zero privacy. Though the machines are there to take money and regulate time. The topless room is more like the COI, but most of the booths are still more open and visible and less private than at COI, and it looks like it is purposely arranged this way. I could be wrong, but I think I saw the VIP room and that is a plain joke. Just a bunch of big open booths right next to each other also offering zero privacy. So bad maybe it isn't true. Maybe looking at some alternate space that they use for some other purpose. There is a 2nd floor that I did not explore.
Very few girls working during my 90 minutes at the club, but virtually all were good to premium in looks. Only one girl even a little bit overweight but yeah, just a little bit and she was otherwise hot. No uglies. Not even one. I saw about 6-7 latinas. 3 african americans, and 1 white dancer. A few more hot girls were arriving as I was leaving. So as I say, you have to be up late to catch the best of this club.
Waitresses were awesome. As out there openly trying to be erotic entertainers during "stage maintenance" as any I've seen in the DV chain. The cutest was a super hot latina spinner named Maria. The chaparita next door who I invariably fall in love with. She seemed so damn sweet and innocent when she took my drink order and we chatted a bit. Later on she's energetically singing along with that tender hip hop anthem,"Face down, Ass Up, That's the way we like to Fuck!". Almost belching out "fuck" above the volume of the music. Sweet! .
The very worst aspect of the evening was that during the entire time I was there, virtually every single one of the hot latinas were being fuckoed by a middle age guy at the same time. They all sat with him in a large back booth and when one of them was onstage they'd all migrate to the stage to give tips and support. Then back out of sight to the back booth. I'm not one who has a running objection to the idea of dudes being fucko's with the chicas, but it is a management failing when every single girl in the club is packed in with one single dude, and everyone else in the club carrying money to load the lap dance machines is ignored. Girls who weren't part of this fucko party were with other fuckos. Bottom line, during my first hour there the only girls I was able to get a word with were the waitresses. And btw, all but 1-2 of the girls in fucko jail appeared to be completely bored with the situation with the other 1-2 providing enough enthusiasm to keep fucko thinking he was an enchanting host. However, neither did it appear that any but one (see below) had any energy or interest in breaking out to entertain the likes of me or anybody else in the club.
Finally one of the fucko flock, a hot MILFY latina named Liliana broke away to come over and ask me for a dance. I agreed to go to the nude area before I had realized it was no more private than McDonald's dining rooms. She's hot so it was a fairly hot 3 nude dances for $40 set. But no extras and her hands never went to the spot. I would expect her to be good for more, but I was not giving her any clues either.
Next I met a seriously tall thin black dancer who I think is Crystal. This is the tallest dancer I've seen in the USA. Probably over 6 feet tall in bare feet, and a young Lisa Leslie in her high pumps. Young and attractive and we went to the topless area which was in effect completely private since all other dancers were out in the main room with fuckos. It was a couple of sets of 2 for 1 topless, which meant my $20 bought 4 songs. Excellent value. The first set she was all sensual GFE but offering more in the VIP. Towards the end she settled into a great close GFE posture and started a strong package rub as they so often do when time is about up. I would be good for another $20, but told her to keep up what she was doing and she did and I was done.
Drove out of the neighborhood under the close watch of Uncle Leo. A good club but could be a great club with the realignment of a few key elemets.
Paradeezzy. Weekday day shift
I went on a little club run this week, first to DVCOI. If you follow the yahoo group, you'd notice the lack of talent characterizing this club lately. I had taken a long break from the clubs in general, but decided to go this week. I got one dance from a tall blonde with bolt ons (ashley maybe?) who I just really find pleasant, even though I know there aren't any extras. I waited around, saw Kit*na who looked pretty stunning with her new hair-do, and while I've had numerous intimate experiences with her, she doesn't seem to want to ask for a dance, so I never get one. I didn't see any other dancers who looked tempting, so I left and headed to paradise.
Paradise is always somewhat of a negotiation for me. Lots of mileage, but always with girls that I'm really just settling for in order to stretch my dollar. This time was a little different. On a previous occasion (she's been here for quite a while) , I had a dance with Jess, whose very thin, HUGE bolt ons, nice face. Definitely a 9/10 in my book. She just has a look that I find attractive. My first (way back) encounter with her was nothing to brag about. This time, however, after talking with her for a while and both of us seeming to really enjoy the conversation, I knew something clicked. Being that the chemistry seemed there, I got a dance. Just before this (and after talking with her for a while) , she said she'd be right back to use the restroom. When she returned, she had totally freshened up, smelling all delicious and clean. I'll never really know, but I'm going to pretend she did that just for me. Anyways, we go to the back, and after a little teasing and touching, I pull out junior to see what could happen. At this point, there's quite a bit of dry humping, but no penetration. So I position it between her lips (below) , as she's moving back and forth, and I begin rubbing her clit. She didn't seem that wet, but I was pretty worked up at this point, and she seemed to be too. The thrusting progresses and intensifies, to the point where any push upward would definitely land me in. I thrusted upward. As soon as she felt it. And I was worried she'd be like,"not inside" or something. She began to work it back and forth so it was fully in, at which point I realized, holy shit, this chick is CRAZY wet. It was like a swimming pool inside. Felt amazing BTW. (At this point I'm on my second 341). By the end of the set, she thought I had finished inside her because it was just so totally wet, but I hadn't. I decided to keep the fun going with one more set at the end of which I finished. Paid my dues (120) and bid her farewell. She was totally worth it. The only thing that sucked was that kissing seems to be off limits, but even with that, it still felt extremely intimate. She's definitely not the high mileage type, but after this experience, I suppose anything is possible. It's most fun when you know your not buying mileage, and instead receiving it during your purchased time. To create an analogy, it's one thing to buy a Prius knowing it'll go far, but if your old beat up Accord started getting 50 mpg with the same gas, the experience would be so much more surprising and fulfilling. P. S. I don't drive either of those cars.
Have fun out there.
Good place for a first timer.
I need to be in COI this afternoon with a buddy that has never been to a strip club. I've been to COI maybe once, so I'm the wrong tour guide.
Can anyone recommend a good club for a first timer? Doesn't have to be UHM, just a good place with hot girls and maybe decent price laps. Are there any $10 laps in COI?
Massive bonus if there are any asian girls, he has yellow fever bad!
I will NEVER go back to Paradise
Had an unfortunate and costly bait and switch with Trinity. Being new to the area, the only intel I had was that Paradise was supposed to be "the" place to go for FS VIP, so I went in today around 6:15. The guy at the door still demanded the cover. Not cool considering there were only 3 customers in there, but he did give me a "free" drink. Total BS. Had one really good rub and tug from a big tata latin chick. Should have done VIP, but she said $3 and would only nego to $2. 4. My price from Atlanta was $1. 5-$2 MAX.
Then I got Trinity. She's is my type, totally, from a physical perspective. Went for the 3/40 and she said "I'm, really horny and need a good fuck before I leave." I thought game was on. Said $3 and I said that was WAY over budget for a SC. She said $2. 25. I said I only had $2. 22 and she was cool with it. Got to VIP and she gave me some lame LD, while telling me to hook up OTC with her girlfriend. I'm thinking damm, I've done better at church! She asks if I have a condom, and I said yeah and pulled it out. Then she said, I'm not doing that for $2. 25. I'm thinking WTF. Why did you ask for the damm condom.
I was pissed. I stormed out of VIP, went to the mgr and in a very loud voice said I would never return to this club. He asked what happened and I said again in a loud voice that Trinity totally "ripped me off", and I would not support a "bait and switch" club. I then said to him I was definity going to make this lame assed experience known. So here you have it.
I won't support this club. Lame dancers, and lamer management.
Synn Monday Afternoon. Wow!
Made one of my triennial trips to Synn this afternoon and found as good looking a crew of dancers on duty as you could ever hope for on a Holiday Monday afternoon. As expected, there weren't a large number of dancers, but I didn't see a single girl I wouldn't be interested in getting dances with, and I consider myself to be fairly picky. Granted I had the challenge of trying to scope the house while virtually never being left in peace by the cruising dancers, so my attention was always distracted. I didn't see a pair of fake tits all afternoon. I know there was at least one fake rack in the house because Kat was working but I was in the lap room while she was on stage. Just a very nice selection of rock solid good lookers and teen dreams. No old sad worn out charity cases and no gorditas. Just good looking in shape young women.
I passed on DVCOI on this trip to COI, but my time in Synn gave me a strong sense of deja vu. It seemed that my primary obsessions were a repeat of another weekday afternoon visit from maybe a half year back. Some research on the site has confirmed that.
There was Jackie apparently sniffing me out and waiting for me as I entered the club as she has a talent for doing. J was one of the cutest chicas working at Synn when I first visited a few years ago. She's still pretty damn adorable, but she's not in the top tier of what I'm seeing lately. She's been going back and forth between Synn and Paradise, and currently working both clubs each week. She had me very excited when we first met, then bored the last few encounters when she seemed totally mercenary and robotic, but today their was a GFE intensity that blew my mind if not my wad.
I watched a teen dream calling herself Tequila dance timidly onstage. Tall and close to gorgeous latina brunette, she took nothing off during her performance. Sometimes girls will do that just because nobody's paying attention to them or at the rail tipping. She came over and I had a deja vu feeling that I'd been with her for a low mileage dance but still couldn't resist. I was in a good enough mood that I was willing to toss money around just to get up close with these beauties naked on my lap. Sure enough her dance was on the low mileage scale for COI, but she did get naked, but she also played defense. Basic touching permitted but she escaped anything extended or intense.
A couple of other hotties I don't know hung out working the 1st time strip club encounter script to exhaustion. But I see an amazing spinner fantasy named Frenchy dancing joyously on stage with a smile that could power a small city. I know the name but thinking deja vu agaon. I surely wouldn't let material like this escape my pervy mitts if I saw her before. She must have been disappointing the other time I saw her if I didn't develop some continuing history with her. She comes by and we hit it off very nicely. Dances are heavenly GFE experience. Like making soft core porn with a Disney Channel starlet. Searched the site for my earlier comments on Frenchy and apparently had the exact same experience with her that time. So deja vu for real. This time however we did have a better opportunity to connect which would serve me well if I go back anytime soon, which is not very likely.
None of these girls made any extras available in the regular 3 for 1 laps and only with Jackie did I have a chance to KMSO, but I was going to save that for a post-club MP visit if I could hold out. However, each one made a point to suggest that they'd be good for anything in the "Fantasy Room" which is being billed at $150 for 15 minutes. They also told me that the previously less than private Fantasy Room now has curtains to offer fundamental privacy. So this would make it a decent value next to the late Hawaii Theatre's 8 minutes in a filthy booth for $120 plus tip, and a much better value than $300 for the Paradise VIP. I could think about something like this with a guarantee from the likes of Frenchy, but I'm not a VIP customer so I didn't explore the dancers' menus further.
I have almost never experienced balls out extras in the regular Synn nude dances as I have in other clubs (I don't consider DATY or FIV to be an extra in COI) , but these girls are nice looking, spend time with you cultivating some simpatico, and get nice and naked and frequently GFE in the lap dances. Definitely a very hot time with very hot girls, that is as long as you have a plan to resolve your teen dream lust when you walk out the door. I took care of that today at King House, a very reliable HE place a mile away where a state of the art table shower and consistently CMT quality massage sends you home feeling the essence of "wellness". I was going to hit a highly recommended but little known FS place, but decided I needed a good massage and that turned out to be a good decision.
Any comments / insights / intel via post or PM about Frenchy and Tequila highly encouraged and appreciated.
Maritsa aka the girl who saved my night
So after a bad experience with a girl I went to see off of Backpage, I ended up at dvcoi. The RC had just been posted and it looked good enough. I knew who I wanted to get and luckily when Igot there she was walking around on the floor. Maritsa is Such a cute little thing. She is so tiny and I love the little outfit she always wears. It's that little white bikini with the laced up leggings. I just love this chick. Usually I take her to VIP For a great time, but she told me upfront that she wasn't feeling it tonight. So we ended up going to topless instead. Usually I been able to get a little something extra in the topless booth but like I said tonight she wasn't feeling it but she still managed to give me great dances. Luckily the DJ was running a two-for-one and I took advantage and put $40 in the machine.
She is such a naughty little girl. Even when she is having a bad night she still managed to make me feel great. I didn't even make it to the end of that $40. Her grind did the job and I was out the door. I was in and out of that club so fast that I didn't even get a chance to look out for that new waitress turned dancer named Mistress. Out of curiosity, anybody know if the dancer from ontario named Dolly will be working at city of industry?
Paradise blonde spinner (dayshift)
The short version:
There's a new recruit at Paradise, going by the name of "Harmony." She's about 5'1" without heels, be cups, irish & german, blonde, thin. 22y / o. Had the pleasure of talking with her and getting to know her for a while before hitting the couches. As soon as we get to the back, she immediately starts giving me a BBBJ, which was definitely not the best I've had, but pretty fucking cool considering I never even mentioned anything about getting freaky back there. Lots of making out. She gave a nice meat curtain massage to junior, switching back and forth between the BBBJ and that, and by the end of the second 341, there he blew. She handed me a napkin, a hug, and kiss. She works weekend day shifts in case any are interested.
Out.
L. A. Edition Focker Strip Club Report
Visitng this fine place via ATL. I'll try my best to use your lingo. If you guys need some guidance over in my area, feel free to PM me anytime.
First, let me say that the SC scene here is a bit diff from ATL. So my experiences may diff from others, since I'm so used to the way ATL clubs are run. This includes quality of girls, prices, attitudes, games played, etc. Most of the ATL clubs are pretty much "all black","all white","all skanky","all no xtras", and etc. But these clubs have a pretty good mixture. I just don't like that constant "would you like to buy this girl a drink". It seems like everytime a new girl comes by to sit and talk for a minute, that waitress pops up out of nowhere and asks me. But goddamn, you have some quality over here. The couple of clubs that I have been to have some really nice looking girls. And the prices are def good, compared to the results received. If these are the lower ends of the club scene in LA, then I'm def jealous of you guys. =P.
Synn:
Wanted to find some action in COI, and the first place I came across was Synn. I walked in about 2:30pm, and paid door fee. At this point, I find out that CA clubs don't serve alcohol at nude clubs. I already want to go, but stick it out. LOL. There is some quality walking around this club. Pretty much 7's and up. Good diversity, and all young and' hot.
I was first approached by vivian. She's a 20 something latina. Cute face, and nice body with a bit of baby flab. We were talking for a bit, and suggested a 341. This was my first one, so I decided to try it out for a bit. Before it started, she was into some heavy ear / body tonguing. Heavy petting. I had a good time, but I had a feeling that nothing else would be avail, unless I spent a good wad of cash. Even then I feel like I would've been disappointed. I was intrigued by a few others in there, especially a asian / latina looking mixture named suki? Anybody have any intel on her? It would be much appreciated for the next time I come back. .
Paradise:
I left Synn after an hour. I hated to leave all those young hotties, but felt like nothing was going to happen there. Headed down valley and found Paradise. Saw some good reviews here about this place, and wanted to see this Harmony girl. I guess the stars weren't aligned this day, bc I couldn't find her. Regardless, this seemed like a pretty nice club full of hot, young looking spanish chicas. Basically every girl came across and tried to get some action from me, but only a couple girls stuck out in my mind. First was Sapphire, a cute, young, slim latina. I def wanted some action with her, but I didn't think anything would come out of it unless I spent some decent cash. Second was Brianna, a 20 something, thicker latina. I wouldn't call her hot, but she wasn't ugly either. She stuck out mainly because of her aggressive personality. Right off the bat she was stroking the frank outside my pants, and said we would have a good time on the couches in the back. I believed her, but wasn't feeling it with her. I wanted to stay to see the night shift, but had to leave and catch my flight.
You guys have a nice sc scene down here. I wish I could've stayed and explored some more of the sc's and AMPs down here, but time was limited. I hope to see more of your reports, bc I'll def be back.
