Money Better Spent Elsewhere...
[QUOTE=Chuck G]Just read the report by EP on the provider page, clearly intended for myself, a non EP user, who failed to adhere to HER rules to provide my life history so I can have the privelege to visit her. Not sure why but my standards include my protection too. This is not my whole life to find a provider, still just a hobby I can afford daily and being expected to respond to her every need is something I do for my wife not a provider, I don't work for them, I assume they are the provider not me.
I was in Nashville closing property. In these times this is good news and I did well, probably better than I expected. Only made $40k on a house in the Spring Hill area, but actualy expected to lose money on the property. Good thing about the Spring Hill and Thompson Station area. Bottom line is I have as much or more to lose and I feel more like a John with a street walker. Not a problem because I will never darken EP's door in the future. It is easier and takes less time to drive to Dickson where I feel welcome, and not required to jump through hoops to spend my money. Funny, I had one Nashville provider contact me asking for my business and it took me less than 2 minutes to verify she was legit.
I wish I was back working in Huntsville, AL where the providers are much better, such as Chelsea or Bama Friends, that are exceptional and easy to deal with. But after all I must be road scum according to the Nashville provider who specify requirements, then tell you how to supply the info, then tell you it was not exactly how they requested it, then never respond. Good work if you can get it. Maybe I should give up my minimum wage job to work for them? EH?
Later[/QUOTE]Don't know if its just me, but $150 for a HJ is unreasonable. It is a waste of time to go through the hassle of a background check w/EP just to get your Johnson tugged.
Also, the long-winded posts and inane observations are tired. Why did you get her started Chuck G?
Erotic Pleasure is a pleasure!
So what do you hobbiest think is a fair price?
Who is better for a lower cost!
I always was taught if you got a gripe have a solution!
I have had massages from Coast to Coast and in Europe.
EP's massage skills are top notch at a nice safe location!
My experience is that most locations around the country charge about $80 to get in the door. Some give a great massage but stay clothed. While others give a bad massage and get straight to FS.
By the time you get out of these locations you have dropped and additional $50 to $60 and you’re at a location that is being watched by LEO. So you are at the 150 range. We have a limited choice her in Nastyville and IMHO EP is the best I have seen.
There are less expensive providers that will give you a cheaper price. However from my experience they do not have the full package of a great massage, nice spinner body, attractive face and the smarts of EP.
Her screening process is easier than some but harder than others. Her open session is top notch.
It's her body, business and life she is safe guarding. So if you don't like it go to Dickerson Pike and save yourself a few bucks!
Kathy's back, and she had some good news
It's Friday morning and I just got back from my visit with Kathy. She's still as great as ever. Like I've told you before Kathy, your "Better Than the Greatest" in my book. For those that have never met her, and want to know what GFE really means. You owe it to yourself to give her a call. She's only here until Sunday. I told her that I wanted to try and get back to see her again, before she leaves town. She said to tell everyone here, that repeat clients will get a special discount for this weekend. I'm definitely gonna take her up on that. You guys may want to give her a call. She's concerned that she doesn't have many appointments for the rest of her stay. I told her that being the Holiday weekend is probably the reason? I'm gonna find a way to get back out there this weekend, you may want to give her a call too.
ROFLMAO...I *heart* this place in a MAJOR way!
[QUOTE=Guitarzan]Well stated, EP. Unfortunately, there are some people you just can't reach. They're probably the types you would rather not have as clients, anyway. Some people should be issued a drool bib and helmet when they get an internet account.
I was also scratching my head wondering wtf Chuck G was talking about when he got all defensive. And also scratching my head wondering why he left so many clues as to his true identity on this forum, especially considering he's so nervous about your screening process. Closing on a property on a specific date at a specific location. It would not take much research to figure out who you are, Chuck.[/QUOTE]And not only at this post! But at all of the replies!
Guitarzan, you hit the nail on the head! A) Yes, my screening process also serves the purpose of weeding out people who I would not likely want as my clients anyway (thank goodness I can be picky! ) B) Yes, why tell us your life story if you're so concerned with your discreetness? C) Can I be the bib issuer. Please, please! PLEEEEEASE? ! ? ! D) Hope to see you soon, miss ya!
[QUOTE=Chester67]Also, the long-winded posts and inane observations are tired. Why did you get her started Chuck G? [/QUOTE]Yes, dear, we all know that you are one of about 3 non-EP fans on here LOL; and probably 1 of only 2 who don't like my posts! I think I can survive it. I think I can. I think I can. EP is the grown woman that could! And, ye speak the truth. Why would you get me started? We all know EP is going to respond to posts made about her, defend herself, defend anyone else she feels should be stood up for, rant about idiots and cry babies, and randomly talk about whatever the hell else she wants to talk about so why, my dear, why would YOU prompt me to go further =P You keep me going just as much as anyone else my darling! But EP doesn't harbor I'll feelings toward ya, EP loves all press releases! And EP and her long-winded posts love this board!
EXCERPT from separate post: All I wanted to say was that I prefer posts to center around relevant information. Not long-winded diatribes of little interest to the majority in the audience. That is what PM's are for.
EP's inevitable response: We can't all have what we want all the time! Such is the charm of life! And I would say your estimate of who is interested and who is not is up for debate! Wanna?
I get just as many board posts, PMs, emails, and in person encouragements. Actually probably more, supporting my posts, cheering me on, and encouraging me to keep posting. I also get "I love your posts", "you crack me up", "you keep the board entertaining", "your posts are awesome", "keep posting", etc. Frequently, very frequently. I get them with almost every visit from my friends from the board and our random correspondence.
[QUOTE=BigBubbaBobby] Lighten up Francis! Not your cup of tea? That is cool, I have not partaken either at least not yet as I do believe more is on the menu than that.
But, at any rate, she livens up the board with with and humor (hardly inane) so I say the more the merrier. At least she is not peppering the board with illiterate ramblings and rants as happens on occasion.[/QUOTE]I LOVE "Lighten up Francis! " LOL. My highlight quote of the night! If there were more on the menu, he would never know. And if he did, he certainly would not have the opportunity to partake! Weed 'them out, weed 'them out.
He seems to jump at every single opportunity to say something negative about me and I really don't know why. He did admit previously that the dream was the length promised, and that the massage was good, but that I just wasn't his cup of tea (in his own words, don't remember what they were), which is fine. I don't expect to be everyone's cup of tea but this guy LOVES to try to slap EP every chance he gets. But I still. Think I can. Think I can. And I DO! He's no more my cup of tea than I am his. Frankly, he's in my bottom 2 clients ever. I would no more give him a reference than he would me. And not because he didn't care for me, but because I didn't care for him from about minute 5 of him being in my door. But I still fulfilled the dream I offer and did it with as much focus as any other. But I don't constantly try to slap him around, we just didn't click!
That was like, um, a year ago or so? One "money better spent elsewhere" vs uncountable "EPs the best" "Love EP", etc. , etc. Get over it already!
And AMEN, and THANKS to the last paragraph!
*Hugs*
[QUOTE=Blackhawk 101] Erotic Pleasure is a pleasure! So what do you hobbiest think is a fair price? Who is better for a lower cost! I always was taught if you got a gripe have a solution!
I have had massages from Coast to Coast and in Europe. EP's massage skills are top notch at a nice safe location!
My experience is that most locations around the country charge about $80 to get in the door. Some give a great massage but stay clothed. While others give a bad massage and get straight to FS. By the time you get out of these locations you have dropped and additional $50 to $60 and you’re at a location that is being watched by LEO. So you are at the 150 range. We have a limited choice her in Nastyville and IMHO EP is the best I have seen.
There are less expensive providers that will give you a cheaper price. However from my experience they do not have the full package of a great massage, nice spinner body, attractive face and the smarts of EP.
Her screening process is easier than some but harder than others. Her open session is top notch. It's her body, business and life she is safe guarding. So if you don't like it go to Dickerson Pike and save yourself a few bucks! [/QUOTE]Muchos Besos Y Mimos Darlin'! (Many Kisses and Hugs! ) You rock and yanno EP wuvs ya! Thank you for your continued support =)
And, again, these are the likes of those who will never experience my Open Session since it is reserved for only the creme de la creme! (the best of the best, the cream of the crop. For those of you who think I do not know what is or isn't a word and might intentionally say something to make a point. Trust everything I say is intentional! )
Hmmmm, did I cover everyone and everything? I still have more wind! Don't worry Chuck, hun, I'll be responding to your post separately! I haven't forgotten you dear!
*Blowing her fingertips like smoke off the gun in the Wild Wild West*
Your forever, sometimes controversial, loved by many, hated by few but always on someone's mind/mouth/fingers, typist.
EP
Guitarzan, I'll save you the trouble!!!!!
The place I sold was at 3709 Peacock Ct in Spring Hill. And if you are not aware my posts are my real firsrt name and my last initial. Anyone whom I correspond on here gets my real e-mail which spells out my last name (at least today). I need to hide from no one, I am in a position that I do not have to and unless I do something really really agregious I am fairly well protected.
My issue was having to submit to all the "Do this, do that, send me this specific info, I don't have time to check the Huntsville provider page to find info, you need to send me specifics" Guess I should have asked Vicky at Bama Friends to call and beg her to see me.
BTW I live in Canada now so Nashville is only an occasional visiting area. And Kaitlyn in Dickson is also a gem.
ALL the do this, do that? Really?
[QUOTE=Chuck G]The place I sold was at 3709 Peacock Ct in Spring Hill. And if you are not aware my posts are my real firsrt name and my last initial. Anyone whom I correspond on here gets my real e-mail which spells out my last name (at least today). I need to hide from no one, I am in a position that I do not have to and unless I do something really really agregious I am fairly well protected.
My issue was having to submit to all the "Do this, do that, send me this specific info, I don't have time to check the Huntsville provider page to find info, you need to send me specifics" Guess I should have asked Vicky at Bama Friends to call and beg her to see me.
BTW I live in Canada now so Nashville is only an occasional visiting area. And Kaitlyn in Dickson is also a gem.[/QUOTE]Let's see, I ask for at least 2 reputable provider references along with direct links to their websites and reviews. WOW, that is a lot of darn hoops if I do say so myself! ?
You're right, I'm not going to sit and search for each provider's info from everyone that sends requests. I do not sit and tend to this 24/7. Again, I have a life too and a lot to do when it comes to this hobby alone, never mind the rest of my life, such as checking & responding to emails, PMs, the board, screening/requesting reference verification from providers, providing references for requesting providers, checking out info currently going on in the hobby, scheduling, actual appts, and more. And you want me to hunt down your references' links too?
Is it really THAT hard to simply provide the links for your references and is THAT what this is really all about? You overcomplicated this for yourself and put more work into whining about it than just providing the darn links!
I think when it comes down to it, I may be correct in my assumptions about your line of thinking about this business and the providers in it. It seems you think that providers are of lower value than yourself and they 'work for you'. I could be wrong about your superior complex but there are several clues within your posts that lead me to believe I'm not.
Among other clues, you're so "confident" that you flaunt all of your real information including your name, email address, what line of business you are in, what specific property you sold and when, the assumption or fact that unless you do something really egregious (*you spelled that wrong Mr. "that's not a real word" "I have this degree and that", etc.) your degrees, and more. You're either incredibly stupid, full of it, too tightly knit with LE for my likings, or the arrogant a$$hole you appear to be (which may be true even if one of the other options are also true)!
Either way, let's just both be glad we figured it out right at the beginning =)
Relieved,
EP
She is the true definition of a GFE
She will not be back for a while.
So don't miss your chance.
[QUOTE=Sxywhtguy1]If you doubt any of the positive posts regarding Kathy...Don't! And if you see any negative I would say it is the fault of whomever is writing it. She is absolutely the real deal and extra ordinary. I had a dream about Kathy this afternoon, and I was more than pleased when I awoke. Kathy really enjoys what she does and does not watch the clock. If you fall into a slumber and dream of Kathy you too will awake with a big smile on your face as I did. Have a safe trip home Kathy![/QUOTE]
EP Honey..You got to understand...
[QUOTE=EroticPleasure]Let's see, I ask for at least 2 reputable provider references along with direct links to their websites and reviews. WOW, that is a lot of darn hoops if I do say so myself! ?
EP[/QUOTE]That on this particular board, its populated by lots that don't want anymore hassle than driving up to pick up someone off the street. Gifts above a few bucks will be complained about too.
Therefore, the minimal requirements of anything above an SW, like a couple of references is too much hassle for them.
Seems to be more around here that all of your are trash attitude too. Looking for reasonableness and understanding of what you do..too much to ask out of them honey.
Its not in their program.
Ignore them. Sort through for nicer types..Continue to screen..protects both of us IMO.
There's an old saying, "You can't teach a pig to sing and it just irritates the pig."
Honey, Happy Easter
Young and fun in town Sun-Mon
There is a very beautiful and trusted provider coming through UTR 19-20th. She is free from 11am-3pm and 5 until………….. Her rate is in line with most of our providers. She is offering a special rate just like Auzzie's. Will have her GF with her and MSOG, not one and done. There is NO GREEK to save anyone the trouble of asking.
While Megan doesn't mind meeting someone she's never met before on this trip, only guys whose info is easy to verify. If she can't verify them quickly and easily with refs or from me, she won't see them - also, no newbie’s.
[email]miss_megan2009@yahoo.com[/email]
Age: 23
Waist: 22
Height: 5'1
Hips: 28
Weight: 100
Build: Petite
Hair Color: Blonde Streaked
Race: Caucasian
Eye Color: Blue
Bust: 32
Implants: No
Ass is smokin hot - The cutest sexiest fucking tight bodied in the area She does CBJ though; MSOG - dances more than escorts She will let you DATY.