[QUOTE=Stressed Out]otherwise known as Cheaters.....[/QUOTE]
...Cheaters has been referred to as Pink Purgatory.
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[QUOTE=Stressed Out]otherwise known as Cheaters.....[/QUOTE]
...Cheaters has been referred to as Pink Purgatory.
[QUOTE=Viejo]...Cheaters has been referred to as Pink Purgatory.[/QUOTE]If ya want to get laid, its the place to go!
[QUOTE=JonsBlaze]Can you tell me what Allure looks like?
Thanks![/QUOTE]
White girl, early - mid 20's, straight dark hair, tattoos, nice body with maybe C cup boobs, always smiling and laughing and usually wearing a black bikini. Kind of an airhead but not an annoying one. She's very friendly and likeable.
Definitely worth a try in a booth.
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]White girl, early - mid 20's, straight dark hair, tattoos, nice body with maybe C cup boobs, always smiling and laughing and usually wearing a black bikini. Kind of an airhead but not an annoying one. She's very friendly and likeable.
Definitely worth a try in a booth.[/QUOTE]
Actually she's vietnamese and lebanese with a touch of italian
[QUOTE=Kevinm1]Actually she's vietnamese and lebanese with a touch of italian[/QUOTE]Have any of you guys ever worked with her outside of the club? I really like Allure and I'd love to see her outside the club but as I stated earlier, she gave me her civilian name and number but when I called she hung up on me!
Thanks Kevin and thanks Phat Bastard, I'll keep my eye out for her.
[QUOTE=Kevinm1]Actually she's vietnamese and lebanese with a touch of italian[/QUOTE]
I've met her several times otc and I have her digits. The big problem with her is her airheadness and her love of her boyfriend who may or may not be her "daddy" depending on who you talk to
[QUOTE=Nik A]Have any of you guys ever worked with her outside of the club? I really like Allure and I'd love to see her outside the club but as I stated earlier, she gave me her civilian name and number but when I called she hung up on me![/QUOTE]
Does anyone use the CR room at that place? How much is it? I'm assuming that the curtain room is a much better value? Also, what shifts do you guys recommend? Seems like Friday is the only consistent shift?
[QUOTE=Kevinm1]I've met her several times otc and I have her digits. The big problem with her is her airheadness and her love of her boyfriend who may or may not be her "daddy" depending on who you talk to[/QUOTE]Ahh, the "daddy". That explains it and thanks for the info. Man, why bother giving out the number then right? Sometimes I wonder what these girls are thinking. Ok well, I guess I'll stick to the 15 minute booth in the luxurious "Lady Godiva Lounge".
Went to Cheaters club Monday.Im from mass so I had the day off.I have been reading the forum about this place so I had a mixed expectation of what I would be in for.I friggin Love this Place.It was non stop women all over you.I found all but about 2 women sub-par.If anyone has any more info on Allure I would appreciate a PM.I spent some time with her in the booth and it was amazing.Very reasonable price and great attitude.
That's odd. You say you loved Cheaters, AND you say you found all but 2 of the dancers subpar. Why would you want subpar women all over you? I was at Cheaters Wed. after having been to Fantasies. I was surprised and disappointed that there were more customers at Cheaters than at Fantasies. Fantasies had much better-looking women, had $10 dances from noon-2 and 5-7, and only had one dancer who got a little rude when told politely that I wasn't interested. Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25. That is an improvement over the usual zero or one out of 25.
I am sorry, I misspoke. I meant that only two women were subpar out of about 15-20.
My bad
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]That's odd. You say you loved Cheaters, AND you say you found all but 2 of the dancers subpar. Why would you want subpar women all over you? I was at Cheaters Wed. after having been to Fantasies. I was surprised and disappointed that there were more customers at Cheaters than at Fantasies. Fantasies had much better-looking women, had $10 dances from noon-2 and 5-7, and only had one dancer who got a little rude when told politely that I wasn't interested. Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25. That is an improvement over the usual zero or one out of 25.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]That's odd. You say you loved Cheaters, AND you say you found all but 2 of the dancers subpar. Why would you want subpar women all over you? I was at Cheaters Wed. After having been to Fantasies. I was surprised and disappointed that there were more customers at Cheaters than at Fantasies. Fantasies had much better-looking women, had $10 dances from noon-2 and 5-7, and only had one dancer who got a little rude when told politely that I wasn't interested. Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25. That is an improvement over the usual zero or one out of 25. [/QUOTE]Not trying to be a moderator or anything.
I think you get getting away of what the idea of the forum is. We are not here to judge what others like or dislike. We are here to share info and advises on girls. If you have info for him. Go for it.
[QUOTE=Joe Parkers]Not trying to be a moderator or anything.
I think you get getting away of what the idea of the forum is. We are not here to judge what others like or dislike. We are here to share info and advises on girls. If you have info for him. Go for it.[/QUOTE]To me Savior Faire's comment was useful.
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25.[/quote]From this comment I have a pretty good idea what to expect in atmosphere, dancer looks and attitude. This matches a lot of reviews on Cheaters I have read on various sites. Even so I will probably visit Cheaters, just for the novelty.
The guy's expressing his point on a first-time visit to Cheater's. In context, I walked away with the message that was intended. No reason to interrogate the intent.
You did this to me once on a Cheater's report, and we had a back-and-forth but you were pit bulling my inquiry and wouldn't let go - not cool.
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]That's odd. You say you loved Cheaters, AND you say you found all but 2 of the dancers subpar. Why would you want subpar women all over you? I was at Cheaters Wed. after having been to Fantasies. I was surprised and disappointed that there were more customers at Cheaters than at Fantasies. Fantasies had much better-looking women, had $10 dances from noon-2 and 5-7, and only had one dancer who got a little rude when told politely that I wasn't interested. Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25. That is an improvement over the usual zero or one out of 25.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]That's odd. You say you loved Cheaters, AND you say you found all but 2 of the dancers subpar. Why would you want subpar women all over you? I was at Cheaters Wed. after having been to Fantasies. I was surprised and disappointed that there were more customers at Cheaters than at Fantasies. Fantasies had much better-looking women, had $10 dances from noon-2 and 5-7, and only had one dancer who got a little rude when told politely that I wasn't interested. Cheaters was full of mostly all the same unattractive women, most of whom get pissy when told politely that I'm not interested. And Cheaters reeked of smoke and God-knows-what-else. There were 4 attractive dancers at Cheaters out of about 25. That is an improvement over the usual zero or one out of 25.[/QUOTE]
Listen; Cheaters, for all its foibles such as semi-retarded 22 year old and still in the 8th grade gangstas, ankle braceleted bouncers, lazy waitresses, surly bartenders, questionable aromas, key-laden tires in the parking lot, perpetually backed up toilets and yes, humpbacked dancers so ugly you'd pay them to fuck anyone else, is a haven where I will proudly take my walk of shame from the booth to the exit, usually with my fly down and sporting a DNA Rorschach on my pants, until they quarantine the place, kill the strippers for their pelts and bulldoze it's flaming rubble into the ocean.
How can you possibly call the stunning Tasha sub-par as she lounges in the Lady Godiva exhibit?
I particularly appreciated this:
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]key-laden tires in the parking lot[/QUOTE]
Fucking hysterical (just where is the Psycho Zombie anyway? Was he the Craigslist murderer?)
Gotta keep a sense of humor in this, especially at the Pink Palace, aka Beige Brothel.
Thanks for the laughs!
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Listen; Cheaters, for all its foibles such as semi-retarded 22 year old and still in the 8th grade gangstas, ankle braceleted bouncers, How can you possibly call the stunning Tasha sub-par as she lounges in the Lady Godiva exhibit? [/QUOTE]Sorry for not finding that funny Bubba.
Where are we going with this, All over sudden it's either we pick the girls you guys in here would pick or we are retarted! What happened to poeple's taste here. What if the guy like what He's seeing at Cheaters? . Now, he can't talk about it, because he needs you guys approvals on the girls he would pick? . Who are you guys to decide for him.
And PHAT. Some poeple would find that offensive comparing black women working at cheaters to Gorillas. I'm hoping that 's NOT what you meant.
I know Senior Members in here who love Grannys. Are we going to start picking on them too. !
I thought we were in here to share info NOT to judge people's taste.
[QUOTE=Joe Parkers]Sorry for not finding that funny Bubba.
Where are we going with this, All over sudden it's either we pick the girls you guys in here would pick or we are retarted! What happened to poeple's taste here. What if the guy like what He's seeing at Cheaters? . Now, he can't talk about it, because he needs you guys approvals on the girls he would pick? . Who are you guys to decide for him.
And PHAT. Some poeple would find that offensive comparing black women working at cheaters to Gorillas. I'm hoping that 's nOT what you meant.
I know Senior Members in here who love Grannys. Are we going to start picking on them too. !
I thought we were in here to share info nOT to judge people's taste.[/QUOTE]
Everybody BUT Savoir Faire, including me in that post is DEFENDING Themagicman's choice of women and desire to go to Cheaters. In fact, my post made it quite clear that I go there and will continue going there until it closes. How the hell you managed to miss that, I have no idea, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and put it down to intent.
Also, you're a racist for assuming that the gorilla represents a black woman. I very specifically named her Tasha in the picture and when referencing her in the post and Tasha is a blonde with a golden tan, not a black woman, several of whom by the way, I've given great reviews of. Show me the good reviews youve posted of black women and after that go find a better picture of a monster/animal in womens clothing, which is what I was looking for when I started googling for a picture to sarcastically represent an unattractive dancer, and then post it. I'll give you five minutes because that's how long it took me and I wasn't going to spend longer. Go ahead, post it and show me the google search link that led you to it.
[QUOTE=Bubba261]I particularly appreciated this:
Fucking hysterical (just where is the Psycho Zombie anyway? Was he the Craigslist murderer?)
Gotta keep a sense of humor in this, especially at the Pink Palace, aka Beige Brothel.
Thanks for the laughs![/QUOTE]
You're welcome and thanks for the kind words Bubba! Nice to see someone here can grasp sarcasm.
I just can't leave the key thing alone, I ....just....can't....no matter how hard I try.
Who's first thought before entering a strip joint to get shitfaced and blown is to leave their car keys on their tire....for safety's sake??? Somehow I think PZ is still here lurking, kind of like herpes.
[QUOTE=Ampdude 2003]The guy's expressing his point on a first-time visit to Cheater's. In context, I walked away with the message that was intended. No reason to interrogate the intent.
You did this to me once on a Cheater's report, and we had a back-and-forth but you were pit bulling my inquiry and wouldn't let go - not cool.[/QUOTE]
I don't recall any exchange with you, and really can't imagine "pit-bulling" anyone about anything on this site. However, if you're so hypersensitive that you consider interrogation to be asking how a poster could say all but 2 of the dancers were subpar AND say that it was great to have the dancers all over him, a contradiction that the poster then said was his fault for miscommunicating, then maybe I might have done something that your sensitive self considered bullying. I wonder, though, how such a sensitive psyche makes it through life.
[QUOTE=Joe Parkers]Sorry for not finding that funny Bubba.
Where are we going with this, All over sudden it's either we pick the girls you guys in here would pick or we are retarted! What happened to poeple's taste here. What if the guy like what He's seeing at Cheaters? . Now, he can't talk about it, because he needs you guys approvals on the girls he would pick? . Who are you guys to decide for him.
And PHAT. Some poeple would find that offensive comparing black women working at cheaters to Gorillas. I'm hoping that 's NOT what you meant.
I know Senior Members in here who love Grannys. Are we going to start picking on them too. !
I thought we were in here to share info NOT to judge people's taste.[/QUOTE]
His post was hysterical. You seem to have a stick way up your butt. Also, I didn't judge the guy's taste in the post that started this. I asked about the contradiction in his saying all but 2 of the girls were subpar and saying that it was great to have waves of these girls all over him. I then also provided MY OPINION of what the Cheaters girls were like on a visit 2 days after his. That seems like it's what most other posters do, and like a good idea lest some poor sucker get the wrong impression and think he's going to find a bevy of beauties at Cheaters. But, even if I or another poster did criticize someone else's taste, who cares? Why shouldn't there be discussion of the merits of an expressed opinion? I've seen innumerable posts offering counter-opinions regarding dancer and provider looks, whether a providers BJ is great or the worst ever, etc.
Savior Faire, thanks for understanding that my post, even though it quoted you was not only a joke but that it in spirit agreed with the "quality" of women at Cheaters and with the establishment as a whole...or better yet, hole.
Peace:)
About as sensitive as a punching bag.
Opinions and a**holes, everybody's got one and I'm getting an opinion from one.
[QUOTE=Savior Faire]I don't recall any exchange with you, and really can't imagine "pit-bulling" anyone about anything on this site. However, if you're so hypersensitive that you consider interrogation to be asking how a poster could say all but 2 of the dancers were subpar AND say that it was great to have the dancers all over him, a contradiction that the poster then said was his fault for miscommunicating, then maybe I might have done something that your sensitive self considered bullying. I wonder, though, how such a sensitive psyche makes it through life.[/QUOTE]
Well,
Gentleman, I am sorry if I started somewhat of a fued here on what I thought was a honest opinion of my experience at Cheaters. You all must keep in mind that I am from Mass and Cheaters is the first strip Joint I have been to there other than SI, and I think that we can all agree that it is an upgrade. I use to go to AMP's such as CH and Bali and I was getting sick of oriental quisine, so Cheaters was a way of getting a little differant menu.
I will be sure to try the other establishments such as CF so I can compare. I consider myself a good judge of women and some of what I saw at Cheaters was not to bad (I. E. Allure)
Thanks for all the advice and everone take care. CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG.
Magic
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Savior Faire, thanks for understanding that my post, even though it quoted you was not only a joke but that it in spirit agreed with the "quality" of women at Cheaters and with the establishment as a whole...or better yet, hole.
Peace:)[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Savior Faire]Originally Posted by Savior Faire
You seem to have a stick way up your butt.[/QUOTE]I'm the one with the stick up my butt? Didn't I just read Ampdude 2003 complaining about that too. Maybe he had a stick up his butt too. I know you will be doing it again. It looks like you can help it!
Phat! I guess it was all sarcasms right? I will be curious to see you share with a black community this sarcasm! And you can always say that you' ve been with many black women too. I 'll be curious to see if that will win you some approvals. You said I'm the racist against black women! For you info I'm Black! End of discussion.
[QUOTE=Themagicman44]Well,
Gentleman, I am sorry if I started somewhat of a fued here on what I thought was a honest opinion of my experience at Cheaters. You all must keep in mind that I am from Mass and Cheaters is the first strip Joint I have been to there other than SI, and I think that we can all agree that it is an upgrade. I use to go to AMP's such as CH and Bali and I was getting sick of oriental quisine, so Cheaters was a way of getting a little differant menu.
I will be sure to try the other establishments such as CF so I can compare. I consider myself a good judge of women and some of what I saw at Cheaters was not to bad (I. E. Allure)
Thanks for all the advice and everone take care. CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG.
Magic[/QUOTE]
No need to apologize, you didn't start anything. You made a typo that produced an illogical statement, I asked about it, and 2 people took bizarre exception.
And they all seemed so nice at Fantasies...Also, Phengthalangsy sounds like some sort of disease.
Woman charged with assault at strip club
01:00 AM EDT on Sunday, April 19, 2009
PROVIDENCE –– The police said a 23-year-old woman was charged Saturday with felony assault after she allegedly picked up a glass and smashed it on another woman’s head at Club Fantasies, a strip club at 28 Sims Ave.
At 1:18 a.m., officers met with Alison Cioffi, 34, who was “bleeding profusely from the head,” according to the police. Cioffi stated that, while at the club, she and another woman, later identified as Phonesavanh Phengthalangsy, argued.
The police said Phengthalangsy was held for arraignment.
Cioffi was treated at Rhode Island Hospital for a severe cut on her forehead, the police said.
[QUOTE=Joe Parkers]Phat! I guess it was all sarcasms right? I will be curious to see you share with a black community this sarcasm! And you can always say that you' ve been with many black women too. I 'll be curious to see if that will win you some approvals. You said I'm the racist against black women! For you info I'm Black! End of discussion.[/QUOTE]
Making a serious attempt to represent yourself as something you're not on the internet is one of the oldest, lamest, most pathetic and most transparent ways to attempt to bolster an argument. It's beneath you and really makes you look foolish. It's almost as sad as using multiple user names to talk to yourself with or argue against others with. I'm saying that to help you not hurt you.
You saw a photoshopped picture of a gorilla in womens clothing, named after a white woman and in your own head linked gorillas to black people either because you're a racist or you're attempting (and failing) to paint me as one. My bet is both. You did it all by your little racist self with no help from anyone which isn't very nice of you at all you big old racist meanie.
As I mentioned previously, I've posted (favorable) reviews of black women long before now and I'm still waiting for you to post links where you did the same and for you to find a better picture than that one that makes the same point that I could have used instead.
Now stop trying to get Jackson to intevene or I'll pay Tasha to throw you off of the Empire State Building.
LMAO :O
PB's got a long history to know where he is coming from. Funny as hell and we need this :)
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Making a serious attempt to represent yourself as something you're not on the internet is one of the oldest, lamest, most pathetic and most transparent ways to attempt to bolster an argument. It's beneath you and really makes you look foolish. It's almost as sad as using multiple user names to talk to yourself with or argue against others with. I'm saying that to help you not hurt you.
You saw a photoshopped picture of a gorilla in womens clothing, named after a white woman and in your own head linked gorillas to black people either because you're a racist or you're attempting (and failing) to paint me as one. My bet is both. You did it all by your little racist self with no help from anyone which isn't very nice of you at all you big old racist meanie.
As I mentioned previously, I've posted (favorable) reviews of black women long before now and I'm still waiting for you to post links where you did the same and for you to find a better picture than that one that makes the same point that I could have used instead.
Now stop trying to get Jackson to intevene or I'll pay Tasha to throw you off of the Empire State Building.[/QUOTE]
Some one please explain the term "Key Laden" used in above post?
Something about Key Laden Tires?
Thanks,
Jessie
[QUOTE=Tappa4]Some one please explain the term "Key Laden" used in above post?
Something about Key Laden Tires?
Thanks,
Jessie[/QUOTE]
It's an inside joke that strikes you as funny whenever you walk through the lot at Cheaters. There was a guy here, PsyberZombie, not a bad guy really but a bit odd, who annoyed the living bejeezus out of what seems like half the board. One day, in a conversation about what to do with your keys when going into Cheaters so you don't lose them, he suggested that you lock your keys in the glove compartment, carry a single loose car key and:
[I]"At a strip club do NOT take the key inside with you ... a single loose key not on a key ring is very easy to lose track of . [B]Instead , place it on top of one of the tires[/B] This way you can't possibly lose it or have it stolen inside the club"[/I]
Which needless to say, conjured up a tsunami of sarcasm:
"I went to Cheater's last night. The place was devoid of customers but the parking lot was crawling with guys feeling up the tires of all the cars in the lot."
"Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post!"
"Gee, I never thought about putting the key on top of the tire, now at least I and everyone else knows where to look next time I want to steal a car!!"
"Can you believe this, after posting on a forum some guy went into a local strip club and put his key on top of his tire!! What a maroon!"
"Keyring I'd like to introduce you to pocket, pocket I'd like you to meet keyring."
It's here, post 485 and the commentary goes on for at least a page.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3559&page=53&pp=15&highlight=keys[/url]
PS:Thanks Ampdude!
[QUOTE=Joe Parkers]I'm the one with the stick up my butt? Didn't I just read Ampdude 2003 complaining about that too. Maybe he had a stick up his butt too. I know you will be doing it again. It looks like you can help it!
Phat! I guess it was all sarcasms right? I will be curious to see you share with a black community this sarcasm! And you can always say that you' ve been with many black women too. I 'll be curious to see if that will win you some approvals. You said I'm the racist against black women! For you info I'm Black! End of discussion.[/QUOTE]
I don't know what's worse, your reading, your writing, or your logic. The 'stick up your butt' comment was in regards to your reaction to Phat Bastard's humorous post. So, no, you didn't read Ampdude or anyone else complaining about that too. However, even if one other person DID actually make the same complaint, that would have no bearing on the stick up your ass. It would just mean that another person also has a stick up their ass. As for your writing, well, that critique is self-evident. For your sake, I hope Englsih is your second or third language.
The next time a dancer at Fantasies complains that the 2-for-1 dances and the $10 dances are too cheap, or a dancer elsewhere refuses your $20 per song offer, tell her about this -
Berlin's "Pussy Club" has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" -- a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
The full story is here [url]http://news.aol.com/article/german-sex-industry/441881?icid=webmail%7Cwbml-aim%7Cdl1%7Clink3%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fgerman-sex-industry%2F441881[/url]
It includes a slide show (no nudity, and only 1 or 2 of the dancers look good to me)
God that was some funny chit back then. I wonder how his ATF Jo-elle is doing?
Just took a trip to pp had the pleasure of seeing smokey. I had been with her before and it was so so this time around was a different story she was loud and she made a mess of the leather couch as I did her doggie style. Also she was more gfe than she had been the last time, also she looks awesome since she lost.a little weight I think I have my new regular
[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]I have no intention of checking it out myself but I have heard through the grapevine (a dancer at another club via one of her regulars) that things are loosening up a little at the Foxy Lady contact-wise. Angelina, an older Brazilian woman who was recently fired at CF is working days there, not sure if it's under the same name. She has been fired from her last three clubs for pushing the envelope a bit too far so if she lasts at the Foxy it would certainly be a sign of lowered scrutiny from management as far as contact is concerned.[/QUOTE]I have also heard through the grapevine that Natasha left Club Fantasies and is now at the Foxy in Providence on the evening shift. I heard she likes it there and that there is plenty of privacy. Although I believe you pay 300 and up for the kind of privacy that we all like. Maybe the Foxy is getting more liberal in these down times? Not a fact just what I heard 2nd hand.
Hey,
Have any of you pp guys have any comments on Star?
Is she a total shark or is she cool?
[QUOTE=Gansett]God that was some funny chit back then. I wonder how his ATF Jo-elle is doing?[/QUOTE]
She's probably chained to a radiator in PZ's, aka [b]The Rhody Ripper's:eek:!![/b], love monkey dungeon, listening to another mind-numbing monologue about the importance of gloryhole etiquette and the horror of male pattern baldness while cornholing his favorite gimp and watching her pray for the sweet release of death.
[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]You're welcome and thanks for the kind words Bubba! Nice to see someone here can grasp sarcasm.
I just can't leave the key thing alone, I ....just....can't....no matter how hard I try.
Who's first thought before entering a strip joint to get shitfaced and blown is to leave their car keys on their tire....for safety's sake??? Somehow I think PZ is still here lurking, kind of like herpes.[/QUOTE]
I try to empty my pockets of anything that might fall out during a LD in the scuzzy booths at PP - imagine having to fish your wallet out from under one of THOSE cushions???? Probably cheaper to leave it there than the expense of long-term disability due to PPSTDs. But keys? NO! If anything, I'll leave all but my car key in the trunk.